Techno-Free Beatdowns
Techno-Free Beatdowns

Techno-Free Beatdowns

Date:03/27/19
QIC:Jingle Vader
PAX:86, Angie's List, Bartman, Bones, Brown Grass, Cavalier, Chiquita, Flaming Lips, G Spot, Gabrielle, I Love You Man, Jingle Vader (Q), King Kong, Landing Strip, Mariah, Medula Oblongata, Mulligan, Nip Tuck, Organ Grinder, Peppa, Po Boy, Putine (from Charlotte), Quarterpipe, Quincy, Reluctant Yankee, Revit, Willie

YHC knows he’s old school, old fashioned, and just plain old.  #RespectHasItsDrawbacks.  For the COT, he utterly–and proudly–failed in his effort to record the names of the 28!!! PAX who posted in the gloom.  Even with Mariah’s held (#TClaps), it was hopeless.  Thank God our beatdowns are (generally) techno-free.

With a quick disclaimer (and YHC’s failure yet again to ask whether there were any FNGs, of which there were none), the PAX was off to the soccer fields in front of Audubon for the first COP:

  • SSHs 25xIC
  • Imperial Walkers 25xIC
  • Grass Grabbers 25xIC
  • Merkins 25xIC
  • Low Slow Squats 25xIC (with a lagniappe of 5 burpees OYO in the middle)

Mosey over to the levee for some Elevens: ten burpees down to one at the bottom of the levee, and one jump squat up to ten at the top.

Then mosey over to the Audubon statue for some Dora 1-2-3: PAX paired up for 100 dips, 200 squats and 300 LBCs.

Then mosey back to one of the soccer fields (to get our of ears’ reach of the Clipboard barking out numbers and orders to the hapless Wallets in Tights) for a quick round of Mary:

  • American Hammer 20xIC
  • Dying Cockroach 20xIC (keep feet up for next round)
  • Flutter Kicks 20xIC (keep feet up for next round)
  • Hello Dolly 20xIC
  • Crunchy Frog 20xIC

Mosey back to the flag for COT and YHC’s complete inability to work either a video or audio stream on his cell phone.  There was a PAX of 28, but YHC (with the help of other PAX, @TClaps) could recall all but one.  So apologies to that one PAX, who gets credit from the SkyQ even though he’s anonymous (at least for now) to us mortals.