Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac
Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac

Glorious Return to WPM – from Fracsac

Date:2021-07-16
QIC:Fracsac
PAX:Bad Moon, Belloq, Bieber, Bones, Brown Bag, Chowdah, Flaming Lips, Fracsac, Gabrielle, Hokie, King Kong, Nip/Tuck, Organ Grinder, Pop-A-Lock, Reluctant Yankee, Sandbar, Squeal, Tinkles, Tubesteak, Willie, Old Bay, Couch, O’douls, Subprime, Ethanol, Chiquita

26 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to The Legendary Wolf Pack Mountain to see what YHC had on the beat down menu. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

Mosey over to the Rosy Palm Court and circle up for a warmup:

IW IC x 15
Abe Vigodas x 10
Grass Grabbers x 10
Bat wings AC, SC, OH, MNC (dancing encouraged)
Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

Count off and pax instructed to remember their number. Then count 1,2,1,2….

Mosey to the mountain…

Two columns, hence the 1 and 2 count. Run to the top of the mountain with last pax sprinting to front all the way up.

Once on top, take the stairs back down to level 4.

Burpee broad jump the short side of level 4, then bear crawl the long way.

Head back up the mountain, with quadraphilia on the inclines and sprints on the straight aways, all OYO.

Circle up on the top for a mental test. The Q has the pax recall their number, then combines the numbers in some fashion for SSH. The instructions are clear: execute SSH IC up to the first number followed by SSH in silence and completing together, with the Q being the cadence to follow. Failure to follow instructions results in a penalty.
Spoiler alert: there were penalties.
Penalty 1 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 10 (burpee with 2 Merkins)
Penalty 2 – Heisenberg Seal burpees x 15
Penalty 3 – Sprint to far wall and back and do 10 burpees.
The 4th time the Pax got it, sort of.
Time for one set of Tin Snips IC x 20.

Return to the flag for COT

NMM

– YHC hasn’t done WPM in a while, and wow! What a rockin’ AO!
– The uptown crowd was surprisingly quiet today, minimal Mumblechatter going on.
– There’s a rumor going around about doing burpees even if the pax were in perfect sync. I cannot confirm nor deny this rumor, except to encourage the pax to continue to reach for perfection.
– Coffeteria was awesome and well attended.
– Thanks for allowing me to be part of such an incredible group of men, and for gifting me the opportunity to lead.

SYITG