Category: New Orleans

  • Smoked on 4/20

    3 committed men converged upon #RockCity this morning.  It was great to see Ëcks walking up for his second post.  As Amnesty, Ëcks, and I enjoyed some pre-thang 2nd F I realized it was time to start.  Where were all of the Uptowners?  Apparently a mass fartsacking occurred in Uptown New Orleans this morning.  Hopefully Meg Farris is on the scene and can report the details on WWL later.

    The Thang

    • Mosey to the rock pile for our Warm-Up. A plump tomato and her two giant dogs have consistently been in our Warm-Up COP spot at 5:32 CDT for the last few weeks.  I finally gave in and moved to the grass behind the rocks this morning.
    • Warm-up COP: SSH IC x 30; Imperial Walkers IC  x 30; Good Mornings IC x 15; Sumo Squats IC x 20; Forward Arm Circles IC x 20;; Backwards Arm Circles IC x 20
    • Select your rock and Mosey to the Flag Football Field
    • Rock COP: Shoulder Press IC x 12; Row IC x 12; Squat IC x 12; Curls IC x 12; Dead-Lift IC x 12; Squat Press IC x 12
    • Mosey to the Outhouse
    • The People’s Toe Raises: 3 sets of People’s chair con roca followed by a variation of toe raises IC x 39.  (Regular, Toes Out, Pigeon Toed)
    • BallsToTheWall sin roca
    • Mosey to the Kaboom
    • Rotation of 3 exercises: Pull-ups; Rows; Rock Burpees. Rotate on Rock Burpee count of 10.
    • Mosey back to the flag pen.
    • Fence Chunkers x 10 (give or take)
    • Mosey to the rock pile
    • Horse to stables back to the Flag.

    Moleskin

    Good workout today despite the small krewe.  Great to see Ëcks out here getting stronger.  We received some encouraging words from Mr. Pontiff (Wally’s Dad – I think) as he was out for a morning walk.  He was obviously interested in what we were doing.  We invited him to join – maybe someday we will have a Pontiff at our Pontiff work out.

    Shout Out

    Continued prayers for Amnesty’s Dad and his battle with prostate cancer.  YHC reflected this morning on the parable of the talents, encouraging the PAX to not sell themselves short on their capacity for growth.  Our capacity for spiritual growth is not based on our personal limitations, but rather on what God can accomplish through us.

    II Corinthians 1:20 – “For all the promises of God in Him are Yes, and in Him Amen, to the glory of God through us.”

    Announcements

    • Wednesday – 5:30 @ The Birdcage
    • Friday – 5:30 @ Wolfpack Mountain – Can Roots top the Jammy Fanny? I fully expect him to be in gold lame’ pants.
    • Saturday – 6:30 @ City Park – Rumor that there will be a Full Deuce and it will be Dirty
  • Duck Diarrhea aka 6 Month Anniversary – Convergence Part 2

    Convergence Part 2.  I made an executive decision to have 2 convergences due to the fact that we have a pretty divided group of weekday guys and Saturday guys.

    It has been raining all week.  Everyday – all day!  And so it was no surprise Saturday AM that it rained the entire workout.  In honor of the Convergence/6 Month Anniversary of F3 NOLA we decided to go with a mixed DJ set for the workout.  Roots started us off –  as the honorary Captain of this leaderless/leaderful (is that a word?) band of guys connected by F3.  I missed some great mumble chatter b/c this backblast is a day late.  Sorry.

    The Pre-Thang – This first workout at our new time slot of 630AM hit hard.  Why does sleeping that extra 30 min seem like such a big deal.  Had to hustle to the AO because of a slow wake up.  I was still recovering from  crawfish and a few 12 oz curls just a few hours before this workout.    Raining steady — I was pretty sure this would interfere with attendance at our Anniversary bash/Convergence.  Pleasantly surprise to see about 10 guys hanging around where the shovel flag should be – oops I had the flag.    Excellent Kotters — Redfish (kind of – he was around a week or so ago) and Buster.  Welcome back.  Wait a moment and then the I’m not a trainer speech from Roots and we were off!

    First COP led by Roots was on the Great Lawn.  The steady rain must have made the GREAT LAWN the perfect outhouse for a thousand ducks because the field was covered with duck diarrhea.  Oh the smell.  And of course my boy Roots chooses not to modify.  Even with our whining…

    SSH x 25 IC, Lunge x 10 IC, Imperial Walkers x 15 IC, Merkins ***NOOOO please x 15, Plank Jacks x 25 IC ***Ohh gross,  Squats x 30.  Roots was kind enough to modify and let us skip on the plank walks but he made up for it with two #suddenchange  10 burpees on your own –the PAX was surpressing dry heaves the whole burpee fest.

    Roots passes baton to YHC – Reluctant Yankee

    We mosey over to a few raised benches by the Sculpture Garden and go for a few rounds of

    Step Ups x 30, Inclined Merks x 15, Squats left leg x 20, Sudden Change 10 burpees OYO, Declined Merks x 15, Squats right leg x 20, Sudden Change 10 burpees OYO, Step Ups x 30

    Mosey to the Baseball field and Hand off Q to Mr Awesome

    First exercise is the SNO-BALL – a team sprint from deep right field to homeplate to get our team Sno _ Ball post game!

    Then first base 5 burpees, second base lunge jumps, third base mountain climbers, and plank and wait – rinse and repeat two times – all OYO

    Then line up on 3rd base line.  There was a nice sized trench there and MR A calls for 20 Cross fit push ups in your puddle to clean off the duck diarrhea.  Then we added some burpees and mountain climbers to get you a little wetter.

    Then Mr A hands off to Reveille for our 4th Q.  We run to the track through some small lakes and ponds.  Too late to worry about wet shoes but I can’t help but wonder why I wore socks.  Reveille takes us to the track for some modified (due to time) DIR-TAY MAC – DEUCE.

    Sumo Squat x 12, Mountain Climber x 12 then a lap

    Lunge High Kick and wife Pleasers x 20 then a lap – no eye contact please

    Side Lunge and Low Squat x 20 then a lap

    After the last lap – Rev handed off to Hawg.

    Finally Hawgcycle runs us a good mile back to our shovel flag.  Still sitting there – thankfully present.  Hawgcycle sits us down in some thorns and fire ants for 6MOM and decides to modify us with a move to the Peristyle.  Thanks for not pushing us out to the Duck Diarrhea.

    Mary was as follows:

    LBC x 62 IC; LBT x 40 IC; Flutter Kicks x 40 IC; Russian Twists x 20 IC; Real Freddy x 25 IC; Superman to Boat x 3
    YHC was impressed that Hawg could count to 62 IC.  He was a math teacher but he is also from Arkansas so it was an impressive feat.  The PAX tried to #pushthemselves but the Hawgcycle can NOT be stopped – you can only hope to contain him.
    Strong finish for the Convergence and the rain felt so good – post Mary.
    Shout Out –
    We prayed for Bubba and his newborn.  We prayed for the sick.  We reflected on how appreciative we are to have F3 here in NOLA and in our lives.  We definitely marked our 6 months with hope for a bigger F3 in NOLA but with contentment that it even exists for us at all.  FNGs almost got named Jammy and Fanny in honor of Splash’s Friday workout but we decided to save those names for the next 2 FNGS that Splash brings.
    Coffeeteria:  I usually don’t mention the coffee post workout but today was special.  While we were the only paying customers at Morning Call due to the copious amounts of rain – we were treated to a movie shoot.  The director was not a fan of F3.
    First he had to ask us to stop dragging chairs over to make a table big enough for the gang.
    Second he had to ask YHC to stop starring, he said it makes the fake movie – look – well – fake (I wasn’t starring)
    Third he had to ask Amnesty to stop rubbing his nipples on the window
    And lets just say it was a good thing reveille wasn’t sitting in a spot where the director could see him bc it was about to get ugly.
    Any attempts to EH said director were ignored.

     

     

  • New Blood

    5 strong including 2 #RockCity virgins rocked the Metairie gloom.

    The Thang

    • Mosey to the rock pile for our Warm-Up
    • Warm-up COP: SSH IC x 30; Imperial Walkers IC  x 30; Good Mornings IC x 15; Forward Arm Circles IC x 20;; Backwards Arm Circles IC x 20
    • Select your rock and Mosey to the Flag Football Field.
    • Rock COP: Squat Press IC x 15; Curls IC x 10; Row IC x 12; Dead-Lift IC x 12
    • Mosey to Light across the jogging track from the outhouse.
    • Boss Keane’s Rock Pile; We moved the pile 6 times.
    • Mosey over the hill.
    • Sprint over the hill, do 5 Rock Burpees and sprint back. Repeat with four Rock Burpees, etc…
    • Mosey onto soccer field.
    • Ark Loader. We placed the rocks about 40 yards from the starting line.  Animal Exercise to the Rock, 10 reps of prescribed exercise and sprint back to start.  (Bear Crawl and Curls; Jameis Winston and Shoulder Presses; Crawl Bear and Squats)
    • Mosey to the rock pile
    • Horse to stables back to the Flag.

    Moleskin

    Full disclosure, YHC is super late on getting this #backblast out and I am certain this is not what we did, but rather a close approximation.  If anyone remembers it better than I do, please feel free to correct me in the comments.

    It was great to have some new blood at #RockCity.  Let’s grow this thang.

    Shout Out

    Cotton led a great shout out.

    Announcements

    • Wednesday – 5:30 @ The Birdcage
    • Friday – 5:30 @ Wolfpack Mountain
    • Saturday – 6:30 @ City Park (Convergence)

    Let’s get as many PAX as we can for Saturday’s Convergence.

  • NOLA 6 Month Convergence Part 1

    Pre-Thang

    Since French Quarter Fest weekend, there were 7 straight days of rain.  Rock City Monday and The Birdcage Wednesday were wet, but NOLA’s first convergence allowed no prisoners for the weary as we entered into 7 levels of pain.  YHC brought along a gold sequins fanny pack that spurred a bit of mumble chatter.  Little does the 6 know what this bedazzled pack actually carried.

    Warm-Up

    Mosey over to Touch Down Jesus

    • COP IC: SSH x 30, Mountain Climbers x 20, Low Slow Squat x 20, Good Mornings x 15

    The Thang

    Mosey over to Wolfpack Mountain for Pelican Playoff Inferno.  OYO run up the seven ramps of hell with exercises at each level.  Plank up at the top to wait for the 6.  “Bring Sally Up” Merikan exhibition (fear the gold sequins Jammy Fanny).  Repeat Pelican Playoff Inferno descending Wolfpack Mountain.  Each level exercise:

    • Level 1 – Lunge up first incline
    • Level 2 – 15 Russian Twists
    • Level 3 – 20 Peter Parkers
    • Level 4 – 25 Parkers Peters
    • Level 5 – 30 LBCs
    • Level 6 – 35 Squats
    • Level 7 – Plank up at the top/bottom

    Mosey back to fountain near flag: IC Freak Nasty (Dip) x 15, Incline Merikan x 10, Low Slow Dip x 10

    Name-O-Rama: Largest Friday group for F3 NOLA with 15.  Roots left early to get his kids to school.

    Shout Out: How does F3 make a difference in our lives and others?  Our first intention as we wake up early in the AM is to make ourselves better.  How can we bring that feeling to our wives, kids, neighbors, significant others, etc.?  As we kick off the weekend, YHC challenges each brother to ask a loved one, “How can I make your day better?”  And then, go do it.

  • THE THREE AMIGOS (part deux)

    SECOND HALF

    -After taking over the reins from Mav, Amnesty got the crew to mosey across the baseball field to knockout 10 burbees

    -mosey back to the outdoor gym (2 rounds of…):
    pullups
    dips
    rows
    monkeybars

    -upper bodies were screaming at this point, so we headed to the outdoor track for 1000m of Hades;  “Where’s Mav?”…stretching it out

    -if that wasn’t fun enough, we moseyed to the other outdoor gym.  This time pullups first, then dips, back rows and monkey bars.

    -it was Mary Time:  6 MOM on the Great Lawn:  20 x LBCs, Hello Dollies, Heel Scratchers…Time’s Up!

    -COT: Shout out for our fathers with Prostate Cancer, and the people we know with ALS.  Thanks Mav for the spiritual prayer

    Second F: Rev and Amnesty hit the coffeerama and solved the world’s problems

  • Double Duty

    Pre Thang:  The Rev pulled in early  right behind me on his scooter, ready to shake off the rust after a two week layoff. Seven more quickly materialized and YHC lead the way into the gloom.

    The Thang:  Mosey out and around to TU lawn for warm up COP:  Plank Jacks x 30, Imperial Walkers x 25 and SSH x 30 all IC.

    Mosey to the LU Comm. Hillside for an escalator ride:  Start w/ 5 burpees, then run up hill making two jumps along the way to the top, then 10 Merkins, then over 30 yards for 15 Squats.  Rinse and repeat x 4 and plank up.

    Mosey to Wolfpack Hill, stopping along the way at the DC Quad benches for Dips x 20 IC.(Can’t pass up the dips!) At the hill, mosey to the top and partner up.  One does the designated ab exercise, while the other runs down the stairs to the third floor, then exits and runs backwards back up the ramp and flip flops with partner. Exercises were: Real Freddie, LBC, Hello Dolly, LBT, High Dolly.

    Mosey back to fountain for some low slow dips x 12 IC and a three minute Plank o Rama, then over to the #shovelflag for COT w/ Shout out by The Rev, focusing on having gratitude for everything in our lives.

    TClaps to the PAX for hanging tough in this thick air.  It’s only just begun…

    Good to see The Rev make his #kotter after living third down in Haiti over spring break. TClaps!!!

    Announcements:

    Storyland Saturday at 07:00 w/ Amnesty

    Pontiff/Rock City Monday at 05:30 w/ Hawgcycle

    Birdcage Wednesday at 05:30 w/ The Rev

    Wolfpack Mtn. Friday at 05:30 w/ Splash

    F3 NOLA SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY CONVERGENCE: STORYLAND 4/18 AT 06:30 W/ Q to be determined

    Come out soon and get acclimated to the weather.  Bring a friend.  It’s FREE!

    Good Times!

    Roots

     

     

     

  • THE BEAR 2015

    The MECA region is honored to host the 2015 edition of The Bear, the preeminent NOCO #CSAUP event.

    •  Who can participate? F3 Nation
    •  What is it? A strenuous 10 mile course, with Pain Stations, winding through various MECA AOs
    • Where is it? This event will begin at Highland Creek Elementary (7242 Highland Creek Pkwy Charlotte, NC 28269) and end at the infamous “El Dorado” parking deck on the UNCC Campus.
    • When is it? June 6, 2015.  We will start at 6:00 AM and end at approximately 11:00 AM
    • Why do it? It’s FREE, because you are a man, and it is there.

    Additional Information:

    • Hydration packs are recommended. Water stations will be available at various points along the course
    • You will need to bring your own fuel (i.e. Gu, Gels, etc…)
    • Carpooling is recommended.  Transportation (Buses)  will be available from the finish line back to your car.

    Want to learn more about The Bear? Read previous years’ Backblasts below

    2014

    2013

    Click here if you would like to be kept up to date with the latest news on The Bear

    Questions? Direct questions to Chowder or to f3meca@gmail.com.

    Sound off below to HC

     

    UPDATE:

    • Highland Creek Elementary School’s address is 7242 Highland Creek Parkway; Charlotte, NC 28269.
    • We will have two vans and a few cars leaving from the UNCC North Deck parking lot at 0530 to take Pax to Highland Creek Elementary School
    • Pax who are providing their own shuttle-service need to park in the lot next to El Dorado (North Deck) at the UNCC and leave by 0530 to go to Highland Creek Elementary School
    • If you plan to use the shuttle, please drop off your passengers at Highland Creek Elementary School, then drive to UNCC to park your car (e.g. we don’t need to shuttle the whole carload, just the driver)
  • Leap Survival Kit

    Alright brothers, the time is now to band together and take on these Leaps! This post is to ensure the PAX taking trips over to lead or attend workouts have everything needed to be successful. Taking a free, outdoor workout organization that invigorates men, creates friendships, transformational stories, and whole bunch of other good and spreading this thing as far and wide as we can is a big light in the sea of darkness, so why not figure out how to do it right?

    Taking an #F3MissionTrip to a city to attend or lead the workout is a big help for F3 and does not go unnoticed by your brothers. It’s much appreciated. With that said, as we are opening up the Leap model to more and more PAX, we want to make sure there is a standard of leading expansion workouts that is clear to all. At the bottom of this post, I’ve asked some of the most respected expansion Q’s to answer some questions about leading expansion workouts.  If you get anything from them, have it be that the emphasis on the details of delivering a high energy, well-led experience for a bunch of FNG’s can be the very difference between an ok launch and an on-fire region.

    Leap Essentials

    Sign-up to lead or post for a Leap Saturday bootcamp:

    Travel Reimbursements – Leap is funded by The Iron Project and will reimburse you for you travel expenses up to a budget number for each particular city so please record your travel expenses in a spreadsheet with date, amount, and type of expense. Submit to leap@F3nation.com with your name, address, and Leap workout led/attended.

    Marketing – Oh yeah, if you can’t make it. Please continue to support Leap by blowing up the social media air waves and EH’ng guys you know in these cities. #StormComing

    What to bring?

    • F3 shirt to wear
    • F3 Stickers to pass out
    • Pen and paper to have someone record workout names and e-mail addresses
    • Watch
    • A clown car of your closest F3 brothers (recommended)

    How to find about the AO you’re leading at?

    • Reach out to the city Leap Q or the fellas that led the workout the week before for detailed information
    • Roll by the AO on Friday night when you get in town or before your Q in the morning
    • Google Maps is every good Q’s friend

    Building blocks of a Leap Workout 

    Below is a quick review of things that should happen in one form or another at a launch workout.

    Pre-Workout – Create a welcoming environment.

    • Plant the Shovel Flag
    • Show up early
    • Introduce yourself
    • Wear the F3 shirt
    • Quick intro before launching

    The Circle of Pain (COP)My count is pure. A strong COP is at the core of what we do and actually has more purpose than you may have even come to believe. In fact, if you do not do anything well the whole workout and deliver a great COP upfront, then you might have done your job.

    COP mechanics

    • Always stand in the middle
    • SSH – Look the PAX in the eyes as you call cadence
    • A lower rep count with repeated exercises is better than a higher rep count and low participation
    • Watch the Dredd “How to Count” and “Why to Count” Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT7afkk2toA
    • You will make mistakes, press on.

    Thang 

    • Start/End on time.
    • Stick to basic F3 exercises and routines that your are comfortable calling and explaining.
    • F3 workouts should always be hard enough for the most fit FNG to get a great workout.
    • Lead from the front and do your best to not completely smoke yourself. Never put your hands on your knees.
    • No Man Left Behind. Ever. Plank and wait.

     The Circle of Trust (COT) – Everyone gets a trophy. Go with what format you are most comfortable executing, but please make sure there is a:

    • Numberama
    • Namerama
    • Prayer: It’s ok to pray as you normally would.  I typically do and answer questions later.  It’s also reasonable to explain it upfront.
    • Have someone other than yourself record names and e-mail addresses so you can focus on the PAX.
    • Naming tips: Do not name the fat guy @fatty — more tips like this in the below FAQ section.

     Post-Workout 

    • Attend coffeeteria – Pass out stickers, 2ndF, and of course tweet the count…the world is waiting to hear!
    • Backblast – I could write a backblast about writing a quality backblast, however 2 essentials here are putting some meat in the moleskin (everyone loves to see their name) and deliver it in a timely fashion.

    Supporting PAX – Be a great follower, the second dancing idiot. These are the guys who are able to make the trip and are not directly leading the workout. No one person has ever successfully planted F3, it is always a collaboration of multiple men formed together. An expansion workout is no different, if you are able to make the trip as a supporting PAX there is plenty to be said by that alone. Here are some ideas to enhance the overall experience:

    • Mumblechatter the Q in a light-hearted way.
    • Get to know some FNG’s to help with naming.
    • Write down names in COT
    • Watch the six.
    • Identify leaders within the PAX
    • Wear an F3 shirt

    Workout Leadership – Be that Somebody

    The reality here is each of is fortunate to have found something like F3 Nation and are reaping the benefits we have gotten from it, but there is always a limit to what you get if all you do is take take take. At one point, it’s good to look outside oneself to see what piece of this your best served to give away. That is how I’ve looked at expansion lately when thinking about why I am doing this and why I’m asking other men to do it because the prize on the other end of all the fun and fellowship we get in F3 is the invigoration of male leadership and more transformational stories.

    The key word for me in that mission statement is invigorate, it means to give strength, to energize, to breathe life into something.  The great ones in F3 know that definition and are able to put themselves third when it’s their turn to lead.  Drown out thoughts of fear, doubt, selfishness and get the job done! #BeThatSomebody.

    Below is a mashup of answers to workout leadership questions from top expansion Q’s around F3, I intentionally stayed away from command presence and workout leadership comments above in hopes that these answers will put you in the right mindset going into your trip.

    1) What is the most important aspect of leading an expansion workout?  

    FountainHead: Communicating the persona of F3.  New AO’s take on the character of those who lead.  Therefore, it is critical that an expansion Q demonstrate strong leadership, communicate expectations, push the pax to do their best and always, always, place the needs of the guys showing up before his own ego or rigors of his weinkie.  Make it hard but make it fun.

    Blue: Be Deliberate. First impressions are paramount and then must be maintained week over week. I’ve taken the view recently that when we launch a new workout or region via expansion, F3 is competing with all the other gyms, crossfitters, clipboarders in the park, etc. that the environ already has in place and that may be attracting men initially off the couch. If we don’t lead a well run workout that is tight from start to finish, we could lose out to our competition and all the other benefits F3 offers to men over time will be unrealized.

    Chaser: If you’re looking for one word: ENERGY.  The Q MUST have energy, move fast, talk fast, think fast.  The pax will respond with energy.  The inverse will result in an unattractive workout that does not move the pax.  Pop out of the car with the F on your chest shaking babies and kissing hands and roll.

    Stinger: No man left behind.  While we know that NMLB is foundational to F3 (at least for most Qs), we not only want to practice that when leading, but I also think it’s worthwhile to verbally articulate so that aspect of our culture begins to sink in.  Q’ing is not about showing the group how strong/fast/tough you are, it’s about leading, and NMLB is a critical aspect of leading.

    SubPrime: When you lead an expansion workout the goal is to figure out a way to inclusively demonstrate what a true F3 workout is. Deliver a workout that touches on everything we see when we stop to think of the ‘typical F3 workout.’ giving the pax a good taste of that magic that drew all of us in.

    Uncle: Attention to detail. Doing everything that has to be done to lead this workout in a way that embodies what F3 is about. For me, this is bringing an unapologetic energy to the table from beginning to end while showing each man that he is included in this group just by being willing to put in the work. What’s that look like for you? Do that, have fun, and understand that you are painting a picture of what F3 is for these guys.

    2) Tips for a successful COP?  

    Fountainhead: Rotate through the muscle groups without getting too high on the reps in any one sequence.  An FNG can do 100 Merkins if you spread them out over the course of five or six sets.  Arms, Chest, Abs, Back, Legs & Cardio can all be worked without overwhelming the muscle group in a single blow… which can instill a sense of failure instead of success.  Keep your eyes open and be ready to switch it up if something isn’t going well.

    Chaser: Do not smoke any one muscle group off the drop. Bounce between major muscle groups to warm them up without taking them out. Also, for at least the initial workout the Q needs to have a demonstrator ready to show how we call an exercise, what to expect, how we count and proper form.  Qs in a LEAP atmosphere need to think through how to explain exercises so that they are ready with an explanation when they get the first “what’s that?” and never ignore that question or chastise that question.  You alienate the asker which is absolutely not the atmosphere we want to create.

    Blue: Only thing to add is that I’m not a fan of having 2 guys in the middle of a COP. FNGs could be confused on who’s leading. 1 guy in middle, rotating around if possible (like during SSH) to make a connection with every man in the circle.

    Stinger: I’d also stress that you want to demonstrate just how much exercise you can accomplish by simply remaining in the same spot for 10-15 minutes.  While I knew what pushups were, I had no real concept of the benefits of body weight exercises when I first started in F3.  Demonstrating that in COP enables these men to begin to think more creatively about exercises once we’re ready to hand them the reigns.

    SubPrime: That initial COP is the foundation of the expansion workout. This, for many of the pax, is their true first taste of this F3 thing. This is the moment when the new guys are going to realize they’ve stumbled onto an entirely different animal.

    Uncle: Start the first COP with your most comfortable exercises to build some confidence in yourself and establish your presence to the group. All FNG’s enjoy a good COP.

    Tabata, AMRAP, and static 11’s are also great options because they enable you to speak up with encouragement, mumblechatter, and also look around at what you’re working with. If your cadence is pure, then you’re good with longer sequences of cadence exercises like a Dirty MacDeuce. Don’t be afraid of some Mary. Finally, press on through your inevitable mistakes.

    3) How do I keep a bunch of FNG’s together?  

    FountainHead: AMRAP’s.  FNG’s come in all shapes and sizes especially to an AO launch.  Set up exercises that let the strong guys compete with the Q while physical sad clowns succeed in surviving.  Everyone pushes themselves but everyone stays together.

    SubPrime: Chaser and I have had success with a basic model of starting with a COP, then proceed to some sort of ladder, then split the pax (if the crowd is large enough) and rotate between two circuits. Finally, close as a group with a COP/Mary segment. All of these stations are done in close proximity so we aren’t having a workout where we cover 2-3 miles and lose a bunch of pax. Everyone is generally in the same area and can see the other pax. An expansion workout is not the time for a ring run. Keep them together and if you incorporate running do it in the form of short sprints or a ladder.

    Uncle: Get creative in your workout design, I prefer to keep it moving with a “pearls on a string” mindset. Do not be afraid to push FNG’s past their comfort zone especially later in the workout, an F3 bootcamp should be hard. Then come back to easier stuff to show them you care. If the discrepancy between fitness levels is too great to cover much distance, then you will have to adjust to a more static approach.

    4) Weinkie suggestions?  

    Fountainhead: Teach with the workout.  Start with exercises that guys know but which F3 might call a different name.  Get them used to something familiar before crushing their souls with a complicated burpee broadjump jacobs ladder.

    Chaser: No weinkes.  LEAP Qs need to bounce, need energy, need confidence.  Looking down at a weinke every 30 seconds doesn’t promote any of those.

    Blue: No weinkes. Prepare accordingly as Q if you’re going to lead.

    Stinger: Yep, strongly opposed to a weinke.  The LEAP workouts should be simple enough to not require a weinke, and we are primarily trying to teach foundational concepts.  As FHead said, nothing complicated.  Just teach the basics.  I’ve become a bigger fan of stacks lately (5 burpees, 5burpees + 10 merkins, 5 burpees + 10 merkins + 15 squats, etc.) and think that would be a good 10-15 minute module for a LEAP session.   FYI, I typically break down my Qs into 3-4 modules.

    SubPrime: The Q needs to know the workout. It’s as simple as that. Knowing your workout allows you the ability to explain and teach it. You always know what’s coming next and can thus focus on the pax. You can also make changes on the fly much easier when you already know the workout (and we all know that changes are necessary with a group of new pax).

    Uncle: Other than a solid COP, I’m a big fan of a partner work segment in an expansion workout to break the ice and get guys working with each other. Also, love to mix in some bear crawls, and lunge walks. Give them the impression that you are full of ideas and exercises. Other than that, no written weinkie’s. Have a plan, be ready to change that plan.

    5) How am I going to name 15 FNG’s?  

    Fountainhead: Keep it moving, keep it light-hearted, keep it entertaining.  If you can pick out nicknames before the COT, remember them and use them.  Try to engage the guys from the new AO in the process.  Let them nickname their own whenever possible.  Just make sure to veto any names with racial or politically damaging connotations.

    Chaser: With energy.  Draw on the surroundings.  Watch guys during the workout for ideas.  Feed off the creativity of the group.  Stay away from anything that could be insensitive.  We are all inclusive, never exclusive and our nicknames must mirror that.

    Blue: Agreed…naming not my wheelhouse but an important part of each workout. Name after first post and make it something they can go home and tell/brag to their wife and kids about.

    Uncle: If you got the goods, then go with your gut on a few gimmies and crowd-source to knock out the rest. For most others, hopefully you or your supporting PAX have at least done some homework up until this point by making a few observations before or during the workout. A supporting PAX should be able to knock out a few names during the workout especially at a big launch.

    Lastly, when in doubt, an encouraging and inclusive name is a better choice than a cheap joke at someone else’s expense. Exception is if a guy comes across like he would handle something like @CrotchRocket well. Sign him up to lead!

    6) What fires you up about leading an expansion workout?

    Fountainhead: There are a few minutes after the COT when the new guys are still wide eyed at what they’ve just done, often something physically they hadn’t done in years, and beginning to realize they are capable of surviving a lot more than they previously thought.  That momentary high between getting a nickname and coming back down to their normal, mundane life is worth planting a new AO everywhere.

    Chaser: Everything.  I love the nervous little FNGs milling around before the workout.  I love grabbing their hand and introducing myself with the F on my chest.  I love the quizzical look they give me, the crazed, bouncing, energetic dude with an F on his chest who is either nuts or knows something they don’t.  I love seeing them die on the field and then rally through the workout each in his own way.  Then I love seeing that man’s eyes in the COT as he realizes that he’s just joined a new band of brothers and all the possibilities for him that this holds.

    Blue: Leading an expansion workout grounds me and also makes me appreciate everything I have received from F3…which then makes me want to give it away. #fullcircle

    Stinger: The knowledge/assurance that what we are embarking on is about to change these men’s lives, that we are about to unleash something in them that’s was put on the shelf after high school or perhaps was never even taken off the shelf, that they’re about to experience life in a new and fresh way that will, yes, challenge them physically but also (and more importantly) make them to be such better husbands and dads and brothers.  AND they really have no idea that all that is about to happen!  To them!  It’s like a free gift that they really didn’t even ask for or expect.  For me, F3 is about walking in the fullness of what it really means to be a Man.  Two things that will stifle our transformation into Men are (1) Fear and (2) Desire for Personal Comfort.  And, in my opinion, F3 tackles both of these things head on.  And you begin to walk a little taller and see things with so much better clarity.  That’s what awaits the cities and regions.  Sorry for the soap box.

    SubPrime: There’s a certain bit of magic that comes with leading an expansion workout. Heck, just attending an expansion workout gives you that feeling. This is a chance to relive your first workout.

    Uncle: Well, there is this one Rambo-like fantasy I have that comes to mind. It’s me rappelling off a helicopter in my F3 muthaship shirt into a jungle full of sadclowns and other worldly darkness. It ends with us being the saving grace that yanks these men out of their fatpants and into the men they are designed to be. Other than that, what the other guys said.

  • Meanwhile… Back at the Birdcage

    Pre-Thang:  First time to have the Q at The Birdcage since November, I think.  Weather is a bit different now.  You can taste the humidity in the air. PAX showed up in a timely fashion. YHC gave a quick disclaimer and we took off ten strong into the suck…

    The Thang:  Mosey over toward golf club house and head over to bandstand area for warm up: SSH x 30 IC, then line up at first set of lights. Lunge walk to next set, Bear Crawl to next set, Burpee Broad Jump to next set, Lunge Walk to road.

    Begin the mosey around the park.  Plank up to wait for the six after 1/4 mile. After the six arrives, since we’re there, Plank Walks x 20 IC just for fun.  Continue the mosey and stop near Prytania Street for Merkins x 20 and LBCs x 25 IC. Started moving toward front of park and hit with a bout of #suddenchange.  10  quick Burpees OYO.

    Jog, run, sprint at your own pace to the fountain at the front and plank up at the benches.  Dips x 20, Sit ups w/ feet on bench x 12, Low Slow Dips x 15 all IC. Recover and hit the road.

    After an 1/8 of a mile, #suddenchange again for a quick 10 Burpees OYO.

    Mosey around to golf tee box for some Mary:  Real Freddie x 30, Dolly x 20, LBT x 25 and Rosalita x 20 all IC. Mosey toward Magazine Street.

    Incredibly, there was more #suddenchange.  Things can be so unpredictable… 15 quick Burpees OYO.

    Line up single file for a leisurely Indian Run toward Magazine Street.  After two rounds, sprint to #shovelflag area and plank up.  Plank o Rama for 3 minutes included: Regular, Elbows, NA, SG, Tom Cruise.

    COT w/ shout out by YHC.  Prayers of healing for Amnesty and Channel Mullet’s fathers.

    TClaps to the PAX for holding a good pace on our 2.18 mile mosey this morning.

    Nice to see Tico Suave back in the gloom.  #kotter

    And a “Welcome Back” to RY after a brief hiatus abroad.

    Next Up:

    Friday 05:30 Wolfpack Mtn. w/ Roots

    Saturday 07:00 Storyland w/ Amnesty

    Monday 05:30 Rock City w/ Hawgcycle

    REMINDER:  SATURDAY APRIL 18 IS THE SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF F3 NOLA.  COME ONE, COME ALL! EVEN IF YOU’VE ONLY COME ONCE BEFORE, COME BACK OUT AND GET A TASTE OF WHAT YOU’VE BEEN MISSING.  YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!

    AND TO THOSE WHO POST REGULAURLY, MAKE THAT PUSH TO GET AN FNG YOU’VE BEEN WORKING ON, REMIND YOUR FRIENDS, BROTHERS, COLLEAGUES AND NEIGHBORS…

    WE WILL HAVE A CONVERGENCE AT STORYLAND AT 06:30(NEW TIME) WITH A 1 HOUR BOOTCAMP FOLLOWED BY COFFEETERIA AT MORNING CALL FOR THOSE WHO CAN STICK AROUND.

    YOU CAN DO IT…

    Good Times!

    Roots

     

     

     

  • I love Rock City

    Pre Thang
    YHC was barely on time, so I have no idea what happened before the workout began, besides a wee bit of whining about the 100 burpees last Wed and Roots telling the Pax he PRed the 10k Saturday – #tclaps. Just four guys in the Pax in the humid gloom, but there was work to do.
    -First time YHC got to see the engaged version of Chardonnay – he was welcomed back as he began (see below)
    The Thang
    mosey to the traditional warmup corner near the rocks
    add in karaoke and high stepping to loosen up along the way
    -someone had mentioned stiff hips
    Warmup COP (not much pain here)
    all in cadence
    cross body toe touches x10
    low slow squats x10
    standing side crunches x10 (what to call these?)
    shoulder circles x10 each direction
    On to the Rocks!
    sprint 3 rocks out 30 yards or so as fast as you can
    smallest rocks – triceps x20 in cadence – twisting lunge walk back
    bear crawl back to rocks
    middle rocks – curl to press x15 in cadence – broad jump back
    walk back to rocks
    largest rocks – rows x20 in cadence – fire bucket line them back to the big pile
    mosey about for a couple minutes
    play on the playground in a circuit
    45 seconds per exercise
    pullups
    clapping ‘mericans
    inverted rows
    ‘chair’ dips
    mosey to the track for 1000m from hades
    run 400
    walk 100
    run 200
    walk 100
    run 100
    walk 100
    COP of Mary
    elbow plank knees to elbow (like walkers) x10
    hip raises x10 each side
    peter parker x10
    lbc x20
    pikes x15
    hello dolly x10
    rosalita x10
    walking planks x10
    Mosey to Old Glory
    2min of plank-o-rama
    Post Thang
    lost Chardonnay after name-o-rama. #tclaps on splashing merlot, bro. some things are worth repeating
    he made it back for the shoutout. thanks Amnesty
    See y’all at the Birdcage, Wed.