D.B.B’s (Decline Bridge Burpees)
D.B.B’s (Decline Bridge Burpees)

D.B.B’s (Decline Bridge Burpees)

Date:8/21/2020
QIC:YaMomAnEm
PAX:Tool, Roots, Khakis, Snooze, Saban

Gentlemen,

Today ‘twas my first Q since sometime earlier this year. Apparently having a 3rd child during a global pandemic can be a bit cumbersome, but fortunately I’m back in the proverbial saddle and back out in the gloom attending some beatdowns with the boys. To get things kicked off, we did a warmup:

Warmup:

  • Side straddle hops – 25 in cadence
  • Mountain climbers – 25 in cadence
  • Windmills – 10 in slow cadence
  • Arm circles – 10 forward, 10 backward in cadence
  • Grass grabbers – 15 in cadence

The Thang:

Next, we mosey’d over to Wisner Mountain. At the base of the mountain, we partnered up and then we sprinted at 85% to the top of the bridge. Once at the top, we rotated some exercise as follows:

  • Dirkins – 25 count
  • Box cutters – 25 count
  • Low slow squats – 25 count

Then, we mosey’d down the other side of the bride and did the following:

  • High/Middle/Low push ups – till arms got tired
  • 1 legged squats – 15 per leg
  • Calf raises – 25 cadence count
  • Dying cockroaches – 25 cadence count
  • LBC’s – 25 cadence count
  • Merkins using the bridge to hold up our feet – 25 in cadence

After that, we hit another sprint at 85% back to the top of the bridge. Once at the top, we did D.B.B.’s (Decline Bridge Burpees) all the way down the back side of the bridge. At each new slab of concrete, we stopped and did a burpee. I obviously didn’t do a great job of counting the concrete slabs on my initial sprint up the bridge because I thought this would equate to around 15 burpees or so. But by the time we got to the bottom, I would estimate that we each did between 30-40 burpees on the way down the bridge. One theory on how my burpee estimate was so off is that on our first trip up the bridge, we were sprinting so fast that it was physically impossible for any human to accurately count the number of concrete slabs on the bridge. Tool was next to me while sprinting, so he may be able to verify if this was indeed the case.

In any event, after finishing the burpees, we took a brief stretch break and then mosey’d back to the flag. Once there, we did the count-off, name-o-rama, announcements & prayer. We also had an FNG out in the gloom with us this day. Roots brought a pal of his out there named Jake. Jake was wearing a red shirt, and somehow or another someone ended up calling him Jake from State Farm at some point, so after a little banter we decided to name him ‘khakis’ referencing the fella named Jake who is wearing khakis in those State Farm commercials. Thanks for the opportunity to lead, guys. Felt great to get back out there and lead a beatdown again.