F3 New Orleans

Tag: Grandma's House

  • Bear Poker – from Hogs Breath

    Somehow we welcomed back Shortcake!

    Feeling way too muggy for March, four met for today’s beat down.

    Warm-up
    20ish IC SSH
    10 each direction IC arm circles
    10 imperial walkers
    10 mountain man poopers

    The thang

    Well after last weeks hit, we had to bear crawl again! Up the stairs, around the tower, and back down!
    After, we all played a round of Deck O’ Death poker. YHC won with a pair of 7’s and my prize was to lead the round of exercises; some arm circles, plank jacks, derkins and some other stuff.
    Then we went back to the midway for a round of bear inch. Or an Indian run with bear crawls and planks!
    Then back for another round of Deck O’ Death poker. And this time shortcake won the round. We did some dips and other stuff….
    complaining about a lack of leg exercises, YHC decided to throw in a length of walking lunges and a mosey to the tunnel. This provided a reprieve and good mumblechatter about the crazy state of the world. However, YHC had us complete a bear crawl up the tunnel incline!
    We had just enough to time to mosey back to the shovelflag for another round of poker! Again some merkins, lbc, and stuff but we ended with a 25 second plank rounding us out to 0600!
    Ended with count-o-Rama, name-o-Rama, announcements, and COT!

    A great start to the day with some great men!

  • Bear, Webb, Lunge – from Hogs Breath

    I showed up at grandmas house just in time to see Hammer pull in around 5:05am. Planting the flag, that Aikbar confidently left behind on Monday’s marsh beatdown, YHC awaited to see if any others would arrive.

    Once we had a decent crew arriving we began the warm-up to some “unfamiliar” and “new” exercises (that YHC simply pulled off the F3 exicon!). Bushwhacker was insistent that Grandmas House hid a tire so YHC began to mentally formulate how we could incorporate this into our workout!

    10 IC MountainMan poopers
    15 Hairy Rockettes
    15 or so Butt Kicks
    10 Torso Twists

    The thang:

    A bear crawl the length of the pavilion, up the stairs! Yes, up the stairs. Around the tower, and back down the stairs! Yes, down the stairs. Returning to the start point.

    We then moved to a round of Jack Webbs. Having some trouble keeping rhythm and cadence the Q threw in a few extra merkins!

    At this point do our eyes deceive us????? But it was Cowbell arriving only 12 minutes late!

    Back to the pavilion for a round of lunge walks. Up the stairs, round’ the tower, back down the stairs and returning to the start line!

    Then a set of Squat Webb’s. 1 squat, 2 calf raises followed by 2 squats, 4 calf raises a la Jack Webb style.

    At this point we detoured and spent a few minutes crawling through the bushes, looking for a tire that simply was not there!!! So we returned to the pavilion for a round of Inch Bears. All pax would get into the plank while the last pax would bear crawl to the front, rinse and repeat. For the return trip we modified to a Gore Lunge, where all pax would Al Gore and the last would lunge walk to the front, rinse and repeat.

    We finished out with 90seconds of Mary. Some LBCs and Flutter kicks.
    Announcements about camping, go-ruck San Antonio, FIA/F3 mashup, and COT and prayer.

  • And there were two… – from Hogs Breath

    So first as YHC headed toward grandmothers house, the entrance to the trailhead on Girod st. was being repaired….not to be deterred I skirted the block to enter on Lafitte st.
    When as I pull up, only Zoolander and myself were present. The mumble chatter went something akin

    “Do you have the q?”
    “No, do you?”

    Well in the absence of a Q, what would we do?
    Make our own of course! We decided to wait a few minutes with a warm-up to see if any others should show…

    Imperial walkers x 15
    Touch touches x10
    Hairy rockettes x 15
    And maybe some side straddle hops

    When we determined that no one else would show, we headed for a mosey to the lakefront and North on lakeshore to the pier wall and back. On the way we had some good mumble chatter of life, nicknames and reasons both of these make us sore…

    Returning to grandmas house with about 10 mins we did some Mary. Zoolander preformed a Mary exercise (Big boy sit-ups, crunchy frogs, flutter kicks, LBC, Obliques) while YHC would run to the top of the tower and preform a Burpee at the top, the run down and switch. We rounded the Mary out with a 40sec plank.

    Where two gather there will be pain!

  • Oh I Bet! – from Russo

    If you’ve ever seen YHC at a beatdown, there are certain things you can bet money on:
    (1) There will be sweating. A lot of sweating. Shooter in a sauna sweating. Tanked up on mile 10 sweating. (Even money)
    (2) At some point the phrase “Yeah you right” will be uttered (2:1)
    (3) A deck of cards might find its way into the beatdown (5:1)

    If you had found a way to find a casino willing to take a three-bet parlay on those things happening at Granny’s this week, you would have made at LEAST $4.17.

    Pax of 4 this week to see what the cards had in store.

    Warmup (pretty much all IC)
    Seal jacks
    Toe touches
    High knees
    Arm circles
    Butt kicks
    Torso twists

    Thang before the thang

    Pax did a quick course YHC refers to as a “conveyor belt”: lunge walk to each column at granny’s, and drop to a burpee there. Up and around the pilot house, then lunge walk backward, hitting a burpee at each column on the way back as well.

    Thang
    It had been a few months since breaking out the stinky, dirty, stained deck YHC loves to use, so Pax did another deck of death (!!!), this time splitting into halves instead of fours

    1st half:
    Diamonds: Merkins
    Spades: jump squats
    Clubs: shoulder tabs (2 is 1)
    Hearts: Six inch drill (IC)

    Halftime: Almost as much fun as the puppy bowl is to the super bowl, a quick slalom mosey among granny’s columns, just to say we, ahem, “ran”.

    2nd half:
    Diamonds: Makhtar N’Diayes (which morphed into more merkins because exposed elbows and forearms don’t much enjoy smacking pavement repeatedly)
    Spades: Suicide squats
    Clubs: Freak Nastys
    Hearts: Leg Raises

    Having a little time left, Pax gave it a go for another mosey around the warehouse and past the stage.

    COT and Name-A-Rama closed us out. You can say it was, err, um, ahem: Aces!

    Thanks for joining me and we’ll do it all again soon.

    SYITG

  • Up and down, to a factor of 11 – from Russo

    Admittedly a little sad that this might be the last beatdown with temps that could reasonably be considered “cold” by anyone’s standards (excluding Toto), YHC’s mood was immediately improved when seeing a sight for sore eyes: making his long awaited return from a brief hiatus? BUBBA!

    A pax of 3 visited Granny, showing her our favorite moves as follows:
    Warm-up
    Seal jacks
    Cherry pickers
    Toe touches
    Imperial walkers

    Thang
    Mosey to the bus stop, where pax completed 15 reps of freak nastys, derkins, step ups

    Pax then moseyed in the dark, managing to avoid lane separators on the trail, to the tunnel (of love?).

    There began the factor of 11: Merkins on one side, mosey the tunnel (yes, braving the altitude to mosey back up after the deep dark recesses of the down), crunchy cowbells, errr, frogs on the other side.

    After reminding ourselves how many ways there are to count to 11 with only 2 digits, pax moseyed back to start to wrap up with a little Mary, but not before another 15 freak nastys, step ups, and derkins.

    Mary included a visit from Dr. W, some leg raises, and a minute or so of plank.

    COT and prayer closed us out until next time.

    As always, YHC is humbled to have led such a fine group, and even more humbled to count myself among an even larger, finer group that was not able to join us.

    SYITG

  • Running at Grandmother’s House? No, it cannot be! – from Amnesia

    The cold must have frightened away any who otherwise would have posted on a holiday. Sad. Despite much chatter the night before, only Slots, Russo, and YHC attended the morning’s beatdown. 18 degrees by my calculation. And Russo wore shorts! As Run Cajun Run is well underway, YHC figured he would rather Q a run than attend a non-running Q as a participant. Especially with all of the grumbling from his RCR team regarding his shortage of miles.

    Warm-o-Rama: 20 each of SSH, imperial walkers, and high knees.

    The Thang: We started off with running. We ran to the lakefront, then did 10 merkins and 10 freak nasties on the wall, just so it wasn’t 100% running. That was followed by more running, with a quick stop for 20 crunchy frogs (in honor of Cowbell – noticeably absent) and 20 squats. And then some running back to the start.

    Mary: Maybe not 6 minutes, but we wrapped up with 20 each of leg lifts, flutterkicks, mountain climbers, Peter Parkers, and dying cockroaches.

    Thanks for letting me lead, guys! Also, for any interested, Russo proved that you can sweat profusely in sub-20 degree temps!

  • Screw It Dude, Let’s Go for a Run – from Bushwacker

    QIC showed up early to unleash a hidden surprise and then started warming up with laps. Nobody showed… except Cowbell, so we ran!
    THE END

  • Blimp 11’s – from Cowbell

    COP #1: warm
    20xSSH, high knees, butt kicks, mtn climbers, Peter Parker’s

    Warm up lap around the trailhead

    The Thang:
    3 rounds of 11’s using BLIMPS exercises (one exercise at top of stairs and the other at the end of the breezeway)
    Round 1: Burpees and Lunges
    Round 2: Imperial Walkers and Merkins
    Round 3: Plank Jacks and Squats

    COP #2: 6MOM
    20x crunchy frogs

    Shooter prayed us out.
    FYI- doing this on Rudy’s new backblast experiment format and it’s super easy.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

    Cowbell

  • Are their any regulars at Granny’s House? – from Cowbell

    YHC was excited to Q and see some regulars at Granny’s to which the witty wacker poised the question, Are their any regulars at Granny’s anyway? Good question and food for thought. No, wacker was not there to find out…
    …But Steve and Chewy were… Welcome back guys!

    Warm up:
    SSH X 30
    IW X 20
    PP X 10
    PP X 10
    PJ X 10
    MC X 10
    AC F/B X 20

    The Thang:
    Complete 50 burpees, run 100 yards, 50 jump squats, run 100 yards, 50 merkins, run 100 yards, 50 LBC’s, run back to the start.
    complete 40 burpees, run 100 yards, 40 jump squats……

    The idea was to complete through 10 reps each but the mumblechatter was plentiful…
    I believe more regulars would have increased the competitiveness and thus allowed us to finish. We’ll try again!

    Back to the flag for COT.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Team Tuesday

    With RunCajunRun well underway YHC EHed his Team Captain for a mosey to and from the AO. Hammer met the Q at the Scramble at 0450 and we journeyed our path with great discussions. Arrived at the trailhead with Hogsbreath waiting in his car and Steve rolling in on his cycle. Would have been nice to have Cowbell or Bushwacker but YHC may have altered the minds when he shared with Sir Wacker that there would be intervals and not run intensive. However, all and all the PAX did get in an additional 2 miles to log once complete.

    warmup

    IC10 Toe Touches, Torso twists, Windmills and Seal Jacks.

    thang

    Moseyed to the tunnel for a “Doracide!”

    100 Merkins

    200 Squats

    300 Mountain climbers

    400 SSH

    P1 does work while P2 ran suicides to 3 called spots completing 1 Burpee, 2 Burpee and 3 Burpee returning to pickup count of P1. Moseyed back to the breezeway for continued team work.

    200 LBCs

    400 Flutter kicks

    Partner moseyed down breezeway up the steps completing 2 jump squats and return to pickup count.

    Thanks to Steve taking us out in prayer!

    Appreciate you men following my lead and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!

    #steve, #hammer, #hogsbreath