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  • It’s All Fun and Games

    Earlier in the week Hokie Pokie asked for a replacement so YHC was happy take over Q for Muscleship. Recently my son suggested we play Red Light/Green Light as part of our workout. I did my best to design a beatdown involving games of some kind and hopefully what we did sufficed.

    Warm-Up:

    Mosey around NOMA and then circle up for exercises done IC:

    • SSH x 20
    • Windmills x 10
    • Self Love x 15
    • Imperial Squats Walkers x 15
    • Arm circles fwd/rev x 10 each

    Then it was time to grab my speaker and describe the routine that was to follow which I’m sure lead to some confused faces initially. Based on my son’s suggestion of Red Light/Green Light I found a randomized timer app. Timer was set for random times between 15 and 45 seconds during which it would alternate between red light and green light. During green light we would perform exercises in which we were moving and during red light exercises we would exercises in which we would maintain a static position.

    Green Light exercises:

    • Mountain climbers
    • LBCs
    • Merkins
    • Cross-over lunges
    • High knees
    • Right single leg wife pleasers
    • Left single leg wife pleasers
    • Crunchy planks L elbow/R knee
    • Crunchy planks R elbow/L knee
    • Freddie Mercury’s

    Red Light exercises:

    • Al Gore
    • Plank
    • Left side plank
    • Right side plank
    • Low plank
    • Static lunge left leg in front
    • Static lunge right leg in front
    • Reverse plank
    • Static heel raise
    • Static leg hold

    After this we moseyed to the Foundry for some Deck of Death Battle Edition. PAX was split into 2 teams and cards were flipped. Winner of the battle would select the exercise between the suits of the 2 cards flipped. Reps were determined by the winner’s card. In the event of a battle (same card number/face card is flipped) both exercises were performed.

    • Diamonds – pull ups
    • Spades – jump squats
    • Hearts – merkins
    • Clubs – sidelying leg raises

    After this it was time to mosey back to the flag for some cool down stretching. Count-o-rama, name-o-rama, annoucements, intentions, naming of our FNG, and sweaty ball of man. Welcome Triple Bypass. I hope some fun was had by all as everyone (my son included) continues to challenge me to get creative with my beatdowns.

  • Cool Front in July???

    19 strong PAX showed up on Wednesday morning with a surprise. At 75 degrees with low humidity in the middle of a brutal summer, meteorologists called it a cool front. PAX will take whatever weather Sky Q gives them. Reluctant Yankee showed up late, but he eventually found the PAX because he heard the Q’s cadence count echoing through the breeze throughout Audubon Park and Zoo. Needless to say, at 5:30 a.m., YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off we went!!!

    Moseyed on Magazine Street towards the field in front of Audubon Zoo.

    Warm-ups in cadence

    SSHs x 20

    Windmills x 10

    Arm Circles (both directions) x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    Peter Parker x 20

    MCs x 20

    Parker Peter x 20

    (Total plank position time was 2.5 minutes at this point for the July ISI Challenge)

    The Thang

    Moseyed over to the statue in front of Audubon Zoo. Picked a partner. PAX did the following workouts.

    Round 1

    While one partner PAX was lunge walking from the statue to the stop sign, the other PAX was running around the loop to catch his partner. Flap jack and started lunge walking where the other PAX left off while the other partner was running the lap. Flap jack until the team reached the stop sign. Then the team will go back towards the statue from the stop sign. While one PAX was bear crawling, the other PAX was running the loop to catch up to his partner. Flap jack and bear crawled where the other PAX left off while the other partner was running the lap. Flap jack until the team reached back to the statue.

    (Total plank position time – add approximately 1 minute)

    Round 2

    DORA 1, 2, 3

    Each team finished the following exercises:

    100 – Squats

    200 – Hello Dolly

    300 – Shoulder Taps (Total plank time – add approximately 2 minutes)

    Each PAX did those exercises while the other PAX ran the same loop and flap jack.

    Round 3

    YHC decided to stay by the curbs in front of the statue and did the following in cadence:

    15 – slow incline merkins

    15 – Rocky Balboa

    10 – slow incline merkins

    10 – Rocky Balboa

    5 – slow incline merkins

    5 – Rocky Balboa

    Round 4

    PAX moseyed back to the field in front of Audubon Zoo. Picked a different partner. While one PAX was in low plank position, the other PAX did a burpee broad jump over his partner. Flap jack until each team reached the garbage can, which was about 15 -20 yards away. (Add about one minute to the plank position time).

    Sprint race – with the same partner, PAX did a sprint relay race. First PAX ran to the next garbage can and back (total distance was about 40 – 50 yards), tagged his partner and the partner did the same run. PAX did 2 rounds of the relay sprint race.

    PAX stayed on the same field and tried to find a dry spot for some Mary.

    Round 5 – Round of There’s Something About Mary

    • LBCs x 20 IC
    • Flutterkicks x 20 IC
    • Penguins x 20 IC
    • Dying Cockroach x 20 IC
    • One minute low plank hold (which added one more minute in the total plank time)

    In total – PAX planked for about 7.5 minutes. On this date, each PAX needed 12 minutes total plank time. YHC intended to help the PAX who are participating the July ISI Challenge…… including himself.

    COT

    Moseyed back to the flag at 6:15 a.m with COT. 19 PAX with a guest from F3 Cherokee, Georgia. Welcome Geek Squad. PAX are always grateful to have the physical and mental health to come out for a beatdown on a regular basis. Also prayed for safe travels for everyone during the summer. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure to workout with my F3 brothers. SYITG.

    King Kong

    Lagniappe

    F2 Picnic at the Fly is around the corner on August 3rd. Brown Bag continues to self promote on his new release at every COT. King Kong used this opportunity with “speaking of beer”, Urban South should donate some for the upcoming picnic. Douille also jumped in by informing Brown Bag that there is no free advertising at the COT and will cost you something. In conclusion, we thank Brown Bag for donating a keg to the picnic. Squeal from Patois will also provide a dish for us. Pauly D also committed to prepare a Korean Short Ribs dish. Quarter Pipe called King Kong out about Galliano’s duck wings should be at the picnic. Thank You to all the PAX who are putting this picnic together. Hope to see everyone out there on Aug. 3rd.

  • Okwata in the Fall

    Or at least it felt that way. The 22 PAX present were treated to 71 degrees and a beautiful sunrise this morning. They were also treated to: LEG DAY. (After Screw Top’s beatdown the previous day, YHC was in no mood for Merkins or Burpees)

    Mosey to the center of the intersection no one ever uses (possibly because we are in it) for

    • Mountain climbers
    • Scorpion kicks
    • SSH
    • Arm Circles
    • Hill Billies
    • All x20

    Split into 2 groups for the second running of the Single Reverse Indian Run. Like an Indian Run, but all the PAX run the loop and up and down the levee, while the last in line peels off and runs the opposite way around the loop.

    20 second count, enough time to stretch out the hips with a little open the gate and close the gate.

    Next pair up for 5 Bernies and 5 Planks. PAX 1 runs backward up the levee while PAX 2 holds one of 5 different planks, starting with high, low, left, right, and ending with bows and toes. Alternate with partner after each plank and Bernie.

    Finally, a bit of DORA 1-2-3 OYO

    • 50 Money Humpers
    • 100 Jump Lunges
    • 150 Squats

    *After each exercise is completed, one sprint up the levee and back. We made it to, but not through the squats, when it came time to head back to the flag.

    Vigorous run back led by Smooth, just in time for 6:15, where we circled up and admired the sunrise. Hokie prayed us out. Thanks for pushing me today. – Kuch

    Total Mileage: 2.86 miles

  • Sunday Funday

    At 6:28, only YHC was present for Sweaty Bells. YHC was ready to give himself a good beatdown. At 6:30, Squeal made his Sweaty Bells debut. At 6:33, Jingle Vader rolled up. Then at 6:36, Seaman was our final PAX on this Sunday showdown. Needless to say, only Squeal heard YHC’s disclaimer.

    Warm-ups

    SSHs x 20 IC, Arm Circles (both directions) x 10 IC (thank goodness we did this before Seaman showed up), Toe Touches x 15 IC, MCs x 20 IC, Peter Parker x 20 IC, Parker Peter x 20 IC.

    Thang 1

    Low Slow Squats x 15 IC, Shoulder Presses x 10 IC, Curls x 15 IC, Manmakers x 5 OYO, Kettle Bell Swings x 15 OYO. PAX then lunge walked with the bell to the base of the Hill and did the following exercises:

    Ran over the hill with the bell

    10 shoulder presses OYO

    Ran back over the hill with the bell

    Curls x 15 IC

    Ran back over the hill with the bell

    Low Slow Squats x 10 OYO

    Ran back over the hill with the bell

    Thrusters x 10 OYO

    Ran back over the hill with the bell.

    Thang 2 – DORA 123

    100 – lunges with the bell

    200 – pulling the bell from right to left and left to right in plank position

    300 – LBCs with the bell

    While the other PAX was running over to the other side of the Hill and back with the kettle bell.

    COT

    Finished few minutes over at 7:18 a.m. since we started a little late with the late arrivals. Always thankful for the opportunity to lead. 4 Strong PAX. 3 out of the 4 PAX made it to PJs for coffeeteria. YHC is not so sure why JV was trimming on his toe nails at PJs. Photo credit – Seaman.

  • Better Late Than Never

    A little behind the times, apologies.

    Run and warm up at bandstand

    Side Straddle hop x 25

    Arm Circles x 10

    Backwards arm circles x 10

    Peter Parker x 20

    Parker Peter x 20

    Run down alley to Track

    Jog/Sprint alternating between the running men to Row Bars

    @Bars:

    4 Groups:

    10 Burpees: Count

    Jump Lunges

    LBCs

    Rows

    2 Line Indian Run To fountain

    Box Jumps x 15

    Dips x 15

    Right and Left Leg Power Ups x 20 each

    Jack Webb’s ascending to 10

    2 Line Indian Run to Pull-up Bars

    @Bars: 4 groups

    Murkins 15 count

    Dying Cockroach

    Pull-ups

    Hello Dolly

    Run to flag, Brushburn Named.

  • The Eagle Has Landed

    In honor of the 50th Anniversary of the first man on the moon, YHC tipped his hat in a couple of ways.

    Warm-Up:

    • Side Straddle Hops 50xIC (welcome)
    • Low Slow Squats 20xIC
    • Grass Grabbers 20xIC (after a false start from a bunch of bad forms)
    • Mountain Climbers 20xIC
    • Parker Peters 20xIC
    • Shoulder Taps 20xIC
    • Merkins 20xIC
    • Peter Parkers 20xIC

    Walking on the moon looks easy, but…  The PAX first lunge-walked across the great lawn, and then hopped feet together back.  Not so easy.

    After a mosey to the corner of the Sculpture Garden, the PAX did an ARMSTRONG:

    • Abe Vagodas 11xIC
    • Russian Dips (one leg out) 11xIC
    • Merkins 11xIC
    • Step Ups 11xIC
    • Tempo Merkins 11xIC
    • Rocky Balboas 111xIC
    • O (YHC is too old to remember)
    • N (ditto)
    • G (ditto)

    Next the PAX did an APOLLO 11:

    • A (YNC is still too old remember)
    • P (ditto)
    • O (ditto)
    • LL Cool BJ (lunge, lunge, burpee, broad jump): 11 OYO
    • Low Country Crab Boil (like LCC, except you do a dip with one arm while grabbing a foot with the other arm): 11 OYO
    • OYO Burpees.  It’s about 238,000 miles to the moon: if a Burpee is about 10,000 miles, that’s 24 burpees OYO
    • 11 – Elevens with LBCs from 1 to 10 and Dying Cockroaches from 10 to 1 and a mosey in between

    Mosey back to the Great Lawn.  So what would prompt a guy to put himself in a tiny tin can hurdling into space to crash into a rock?  In an homage to CSAUP, the PAX did suicides.  Run a quarter of the way down the field, then 5 burpees, run back and then half way down the field, then 10 burpees, then run back and then three-quarters way down the field, then 15 burpees, then run back and then all the way down the field for a soft landing of just 5 burpees.

    Circle of Mary:

    • LBCs: 20xIC
    • Flutter Kicks 20xIC
    • Russian Twists 20xIC
    • Penguins 20xIC
    • Bib Boy Sit-ups 20xIC
    • Dying Cockroach 20xIC
    • Hello Dolly 20xIC

    Circle of Mary:

  • 3 PAX, 1 Homeless, 1 Turtle, & 1 Rooster

    Hurricane Barry was hovering over the coast of Louisiana on Saturday. Not knowing if we were going to have Sweaty Bells on Sunday morning, YHC and Willie were having some whiskeys at their friend’s, Paw Patrol’s, house on the previous night.

    Our whiskey lineup on Saturday night!!!

    After many rounds of scotch and bourbon, YHC looked over to Willie and asked if we should have Sweaty Bells next morning. Willie’s response was – “Sure.” YHC posted on Mumblechatter about Sweaty Bells would be still on. Thanks to Tinkles informing YHC about the gates at the Fly were closed. YHC made a change on the AO to where the PAX normally meet at the Skinny and Birdcage. At 6:30 a.m., only one brave soul weathered through Hurricane Barry and met YHC at the shelter for a 45 minutes beatdown. It was an interesting morning. JV and YHC showed up at the shelter. First, we saw a turtle. Then a homeless guy was sleeping on one of the benches the entire time. Finally, a rooster was wandering around the shelter with the PAX for the entire 45 minutes.

    Warm-ups

    SSHs x 20 IC

    Forward Arm Circles x 10 IC

    Backward Arm Circles x 10 IC

    Toe – Touches x 10 IC

    MCs x 20 IC

    Peter Parker x 20 IC

    Parker Peter x 20 IC

    After warm-ups, PAX did the following: 10 right-leg and 10 left leg step ups with the bell, Curls x 10 IC, decline plank from the bench and pull the bell from left to right and right to left 15 times, Low Slow Squats with the bell x 10 IC (Willie showed up at this point and joined the PAX), 15 right leg and 15 left leg power ups with the bell, BLIMPS with the bell around the shelter. Because of the ISI Challenge, YHC modify the “M” as merkins to pulling the bell from left to right and right to left 20 times in plank position.

    After the Blimps, each Pax started with 11 thrusters on one end of the shelter. Then bear crawled to the other end. Then moseyed back to the beginning and did 10 thrusters. Rinse and repeat with 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 thrusters. In total, each PAX toughed out at least 2 minutes of bear crawling and 66 thrusters. Then each PAX did 15 dips in cadence followed by 10 clockwise halos with a curl in between and 10 more halos and curls in the opposite direction.

    At the end of the workout – PAX completed more than 7:00 minutes in plank position for Day 14 ISI challenge.

    Round of Mary

    LBCs with the bell x 15 IC

    Flutterkicks with the bell x 15 IC

    Dying Cockroach x 20 IC

    Penguins x 20 IC

    Hello Dolly with the bell x 15 IC

    American Hammer with the bell x 12 IC

    Finished with workout with some legs and arms stretches.

    COT

    Count-o-Rama 3 PAX, Name-o-Rama, announcements, and intentions. JV, Willie and YHC all made it to coffeeteria at PJs. Once again, thanks for the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG

    King Kong

    3 Strong PAX looking forward to coffeeteria!!!

  • Rooster wants in

    I was about to go to bed on Tuesday night but I decided to check the Q in the AM and man was I disappointed to see that no one had signed up yet. So I took the Q and planned a run free beatdown in prep for the Gnarly Nutria later that night.

    The Humidity was ridiculous today.

    Jogged us over to the bandstand. Here we did a warmup SSH x 20, Lunges forward and backward x 20, Peters x 20, Merks x 15, Mtn CLimbers x 20, and Imp Walker Squats x 21

    Then we jogged over to the row bars.

    At the row bars we did Row x 20 as the count: other stations Burpees, Dying Roaches

    Then we hustled back to the bandstand. Here the rooster made his presence known. Lots of good mornings from that guy. We definitely wanted in on the circle. I wanted to save my legs for the Gnarly Nutria so we focused on core.

    PLANK O RAMA: 40 secs on the clock – 12 sec break I used a clock timer instead of counting cadence…Regular, Shoulder Taps, ABC Plank Jacks, Toe Touch, Parker Peters, Bear Crawl Jump, Plank Walk Reg, Glute Bridge with Leg Raises, Elbow Plank Punch, JLOS

    MARY: Again I used the clock to keep time on the activities. Hip Dips Left and Right, Fire Hydrant, Donkey Kick, Y T W, LBT, Bow to Superman, Russian Twist, Knees up with rotation, Full Dead Bug, Slow Bicycle O Mary, Low Country Crab

    We had just a few min left so we went to the benches: Dips, Delcine Toe Taps, and Bulgarian Slpit lunge L/R.

    Then we moseyed back to the flag – still getting heckled by Rooster.

    11 PAX in prep for the Gnarly Nutria!

  • Braving the Mountain through the Harsh Mist and Drizzle

    Although lightning and thunder was forecast for Friday morning, the city of New Orleans was lucky to avoid the worst, especially after Wednesday. So 31 PAX gathered on a gloomy, humid, damp Friday morning intent on running some ramps in a parking lot for no reason other than the fact it’s hard.

    A brief, yet still somewhat rambling disclaimer was given, and at 5:30 we set off to get after it.

    Warm-up

    Mosey up St. Charles and back down to grassy area in front of Tulane for a quick warm-up of

    • SSHx20
    • ISWx20
    • Peter Parker Peter x20 each
    • Arm Circles 10/10
    • 10 burpees OYO to clear our heads of the backwards counting that always throws YHC off.

    Mosey to the base of the Mountain for

    • 10 Merkins I/C, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 Burpees OYO, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 8-count bodybuilders OYO, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 angle grinders I/C, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • Bernie Sanders one ramp, mosey one ramp

    When we arrived at the top, it was a bit damp for the work we needed to do, so we headed down a level for some Catch Me if You Can in 3 rounds and 3 lines to keep it moving:

    • Rd 1: Squats while everyone else holds Al Gore; (when the person in front of you hits 5, you start, at 10, you run down a ramp and back up the stairs and back in line)
    • Rd 2: jump squats
    • Rd 3: jump lunges

    Next, a little tabata for fun. Nothing quite gets the heart rate up like some high intensity tabata. 25 on/10 off. 8 exercises, crowd choice. We ended up doing:

    • flutter kicks
    • Box cutters
    • Burpees
    • 8 count bodybuilders
    • merkins
    • LBC’s
    • 2 other exercises I cannot remember

    The rule was, if you don’t remember the exercise you suggested when it’s up, then we do burpees. Incidentally and unrelated, everyone remembered his exercise.

    Finally, some Mary to seal the deal. 5 exercises

    • American Hammers (FracSac)
    • Leg raises (King Kong)
    • 3 exercises by YHC I cannot remember

    Mosey back to the Flag and arrive exactly at 6:15… or you know, right around that time. COT, name-o-rama, and a prayer of thanks. Thanks for letting this lakeview pax lead the uptown workout.

  • Ole Man River Has Some Big Sweaty Bells

    It was another blistering hot morning on the river for the Sunday, Sweaty Bell workout! After a quick disclaimer, the PAX farmer carried all kettlebells to the oak trees, circled up for a quick warm up of the following, all in cadaence:

    SSH x 20, Arm Circles forward/backward 10 each, Hillbillies x 20. We took a short mosey around the hill, then circled up back under the oaks.

    Before breaking out the bells, the PAX completed a Merkin “Ring of Fire.” X2

    We procedded to break out our bells and completed the following exercies:

    Deadlifts x 15, KB Swings x 15, Snatch (to Shoulder) x 10 each side, Squats x 15,

    The Pax then farmer carried all kettle bells to the shelter on the river and circled up for another merkin ROFx2. The following exercises were completed under the shelter:

    One Arm Chest Press x 10 each side, Rows x 10 each side, Curls x 10 each arm, Tricep Extensions x 15, Turkish Get ups x 3 each side,

    The Pax then farmer carried the kettlebells from the shelter to the Freedom Hammer where we completed a Peter Parker ROF (ISI Plank Challenge complete), followed by some stretching lead by Triple Shift. Triple Shift always brings value to the workout, with not only leadership around stretching, but also around proper exercise form. We are lucky to have him as part of our group!

    The PAX circled up for COT, had the customary count off, nameorama, intentions, and annoucements. Coffeteria commenced at PJs! It is a privilidge to lead this group of men!