F3 New Orleans

Tag: King Kong

  • The Freaking Exception (?)

    After reading the email this morning, it occurred to me that I may have forgotten something important last week. It wasn’t my wife’s birthday, remembered that. Thanksgiving? Who could forget it. Black Friday? My coffee at uptown PJ’s only cost an arm and half a leg in celebration of Black Friday, so it wasn’t that. No, YHC may have (allegedly) forgotten (potentially) to post a BB from the Foundry this week. I may have (according to some sources) been mentioned in the weekly email. For this – if it refers to me – I am deeply sorry (allegedly). Regardless, as I have gotten on others before about failing to post a BB, no excuses. Just like it’s better to send a wedding gift six months late than not at all, please allow the following to serve as YHC’s BB from last week.

    On Wednesday, we were joined by 1 FNG and 3 out of towners – Side Effects, Charmin, and Uptown Girl – for out traditional foundry workout, consisting of offensive music, an appropriate amount of mumblechatter, and Tabata. The mumblechatter is because we always forget the rotation halfway through; Tabata is because it’s a rockin good time; and offensive music is required by law as a tribute to Jesus Juice, whose playlists consist mainly of people screaming obscenities over 300 beats per minute.

    But first, on a muggy morning, we did a quick warmup on the track of

    • SSHx20
    • Arm Circlesx20
    • Mountain Climbersx20
    • IWx20
    • Self love OYO as we walked to the lanes of the track

    From there, the usual: 2 lines, Indian Run to the Foundry.

    When we arrived, 8 stations of Tabata, consisting of

    • Snake Derkins (just a Derkin on the thing we call a snake, not some cool new exercise that involves slithering around while doing merkins. although….)
    • Upright rows 
    • seated dips
    • Squats 
    • Shoulder taps
    • Hanging crunches 
    • Plank + alternating arms up in the air
    • Burpees

    We got 5 rounds in, and Indian ran back to the track for some cyo Mary, including

    • LBC’s
    • Doctor W’s
    • flutter kicks
    • something else

    We moseyed to the flag where we arrived at 6:15 sharp. COT, prayer, and then coffeeteria at PJ’s on Canal. Thanks for coming out. – Kuch

  • My Qs are Impetuous

    Conditions:  70 and light rain

    Our curiosity had us gather near some type of Rock ‘n Roll Series race starting at the Peristyle.  Triple Shift said it started at 6:30. I think he was trying to get a free t-shirt and some post race pastries.  YHC gave a well thought out disclaimer and we headed toward NOMA

    The Thang

    In the aforementioned disclaimer, YHC had warned the pax that we would attempt to get in some miles and that if a pax member was not interested in running miles they could peel off and join the Muscleship.  Apparently the Mothership pax came ready to run. 

    Warm-up:  Hillbillies x 20; Low slow squats x 20; Merkins (IC) x 10; BTW

    Foundry: The Democratic Convention – Pax 1 with a Bernies Sanders; Pax 2 holds Al Gore.  Flapjack when Pax 1 falls off the monkey bars.  Did roughly 3 rounds

    Football Field:  Ten rounds of Tyson – Sprint 50 yards, do 10 reps of exercise, Sprint 50 yards, do 10 reps of exercise, Sprint 50 yards, do 10 reps of exercise, Sprint 50 yards.

    • Round 1 – Burpees
    • Round 2 – Jump Squats
    • Round 3 – Diamond Merkins
    • Round 4 – Dying Cockroach
    • Round 5 – Sumo Squats
    • Round 6 – Wide Merkins
    • Round 7 – LBT
    • Round 8 – Bonnie Blairs
    • Round 9 – Carolina Dry Docks
    • Round 10 – 8 Count Body Builders

    Hustle back to flag

    NMM

    • A lot of talk about the blistering 9:30 minute mosey pace we started with. My reputation for speed precedes me.
    • BTW was NSFW
    • All agreed that the greatness of the football field we used for 10 Rounds of Tyson was well worth the long run to get there (and back).
    • Ten Rounds of Tyson was introduced at the F3 NOLA launch by Chung-Li.  We did 5 rounds that day I think.  To my knowledge this was the first time that the full 10 rounds were completed in NOLA
    • I was afraid that some pax might quit on me if I called out burpees for Round 10.  The Body Builders were well received. 

  • Gentle prodding

    16 guys assembled in the gloom a month back. Yankee reminded me this morning about how backblasts are one of the tenets of F3. Like no burpees on monday.

    • The Warmup
    • Mosey to grass in front of zoo
    • SSHX?
    • Arm circles forward and reverse.
    • On yo’ face for PP, MC, PP and Merks
    • Grass grabbers
    • Wind mills

    The Thang

    Mosey to Audubon statue where we assemble for BLIMPS with a loop out to Magazine between exercises. Start with 10 burpees and go bu tens from there.

    Mary

    Pretty sure we ended with some Circle of Mary

    Back to the flag, COT. Thanks for letting me lead.

  • Gabby, Come Home

    Fall after Day Light Savings Time is glorious.  So git at it.

    Warm Up

    • SSHs 20xIC
    • Low Slow Squats 20xIC
    • Squat Pulses 10xIC (where are you, Shorty?)
    • Imperial Walkers 20xIC
    • Mountain Climbers 20xIC
    • Self Love OYO

    COP1:

    • Halo right 10xIC
    • Halo left 10xIC
    • Triceps 15xIC
    • Curls 20xIC
    • Suitcase lift right 15xIC
    • Suitcase lift left 15xIC
    • Kettle bell swings 25 OYO
    • Goblet swats 20xIC

    Even though Carrollton Soccer has finished up for the season, the PAX needs to respect the pitch: all those Latin Americans who know what they’re doing shouldn’t have to dodge holes in the field…  So the PAX moseyed to behind the goal for some egg tossing.  Bear-crawl to the other end of the field, while tossing your kettle bell.  Then lunge walk back.

    COP3: Sevens over the hill.  On one side, bench press (2 is 1) from 12 down to 2; on the other side, manmakers from 1 to 6.  Douille planked while the rest of the PAX finished.

    COP4: Where’s Gabby?  In an homage to all that could be right (or wrong) with Open the Gates and other such DownPainments, the PAX pair up for some sharing the love.  Each paid lock their ankles together to do Big Boi situps passing a kettle bells between them.  While one PAX is lifting the Kettle Bell, the other PAX is imitating him without a Kettle Bell.  Do it to a count of 20: decide whether 2 is 1 or not.  And then get shamed for making the wrong choice.

    Circle of Mary:

    • Russian Twists with Kettle Bells: 20xIC
    • Flutter Kicks 20xIC
    • Crunchy Frogs 20xIC

    Countoff, Name-O-Rama and COT.  Give thanks for all.  YHC, JV

  • Ants on the Mountain????

    It’s another crisp, cool Friday morning.  The PAX are ready for the Mountain what to do?  Hmmm…we shall see.  With a disclaimer, let’s mosey!

    Mosey to under the mountain for warm-up all in cadence:

    • IW’s
    • Self-Love
    • Grass Grabbers (Cement Grabbers)
    • Self-Love
    • Toy Soldiers
    • Open-Gates

    Count off by 1 and 2

    Here we go, let’s do something I don’t believe we have done at the Mountain before.  Time for Ants up the Hill!  Team 1’s mosey to second staircase while Team 2 stays at first staircase for…bear crawl to top of Mountain up stairs!

    At top of Mountain circle up for Mary until Six including (all in cadence):

    • Russian Twists

    What comes up must come down.  Team 1 Crab Crawl Down first stair case. Team 2 mosey to second stair case and crab crawl down.

    At bottom of Mountain circle up for Mary until Six including (all in cadence):

    • Penguins
    • Hello Dolly

    All the Pax are here, let’s mosey to quad between Monroe and Bobet Halls for:

    7 of Diamonds (Do all exercises at each corner of quad):

    • Burpees X7
    • LBT’s (2 is 1) X14
    • Merkins X21
    • Squats X28
    • Merkins X21
    • Flutter Kicks (2 is 1) X14
    • Burpees X7

    Time is running out YHC calls it.  Mosey back to Flag.  We are done! 

    Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead!

  • Ice Cold Tabata

    16 PAX joined in despite NOLA being 31 degrees. After a quick disclaimer we got right to it.
    Warmup: Butt kicks, karaoke, Kim Jin Un through the light poles. Head to the field For some quick SSH, Windmills, Grass Grabbers.

    Head on down to the front of the zoo and surprise the PAX with some gifts (leg bans, jump ropes, ladders, tension bans.

    Tabata routine
    8 stations consisting of curls with tension bans, burpees, ladder drill, dips, derkins, jump rope, side squats, and LBCs. Routine was 30 seconds on with a 10 second break to switch. 4 cycles total

    Had a few minutes left after our routine so we jumped into some sprints and then headed back to the flag.


  • The Day After the Tigers Defeated the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa – LSU 46 Alabama 41

    JV, Yankee, 86, Douille, and Mudbug joined YHC on a beautiful Sunday morning, the day after the Tigers defeated the Crimson Tide in Tuscaloosa.

    Fun Fact on the Tigers scoring 46 points on Bama

    1 – Most allowed by Alabama in Saban Era.

    2 – Most scored by LSU against Alabama in series history.

    I hope you are reading this War Eagle. “FORTY” six points!!! You’re welcome.

    The PAX circled up by one of the sideline of the soccer field and did the following warm-ups in cadence: self love x 10, windmills x 10, hill billies x 20, SSH x 20. The PAX then ran a lap around the soccer field and ended with more warm ups with the kettle bells: figure 8 between the legs x 10 in each direction OYO, halo x 10 in each direction OYO, shoulder presses x 10 IC, slow low squats x 10 IC.

    Round 1

    1. Each PAX did 100 kettle bell swings, then ran a lap around the soccer field.
    2. 100 chest presses, then ran a lap around the soccer field.
    3. 100 American Hammers, then ran a lap around the soccer field.

    The catch is whenever the PAX has to stop within the 100 reps for rest, he must runs from one end of the soccer field to the other side and back before continuing with his reps.

    Round 2

    1. 100 air squats, then ran a lap around the soccer field.
    2. 100 curls, then ran a lap around the field.
    3. 100 hello dolly, then ran a lap around the field.

    Same as round 1 about the run if the PAX has to stop within the 100 reps.

    Mary

    86 led with some V-ups and Douille led with modified Russian Twists

    COT – always an honor and grateful to lead. Thank You for pushing me on a regular basis.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • Happy Veterans Day 11/11/19

    17 other PAX joined YHC on this sunny, clear Veterans Day at 60 degrees for a Skinny beatdown. YHC couldn’t ask for a better day. We moseyed to the band stand with the following warmups in cadence: forward arm circles x 10, backward arm circles x 10 (thank goodness Seaman was not present), windmills x 10, SSHs x 20, Imperial Walkers x 20, and MC x 20.

    The PAX then moseyed through the Oak Alley toward the running track. However, everyone stopped at every other light post in the alley and did 3 burpees. In total, each PAX did 9 burpees before arriving to the track. Everyone then jogged across Magazine Street toward the main entrance of Audubon Zoo on Magazine Street. PAX stopped at the 2nd light post. Everyone completed the BLIMPS starting at the first light post with 5 burpees, next post with 10 lunges, following post with 15 Imperial Walkers… 20 merkins…. 25 plankjacks, and 30 squats. Then ran toward the statue in front of the Zoo for some DORA 1, 2, 3.

    DORA 1, 2, 3

    Partnered up. While one PAX was doing the exercises, the other PAX ran the loop and back.

    100 – box jumps

    200 – LBCs

    300 – Plankjacks

    After the completion of DORA, the PAX moseyed to the grass field in front of Audubon Zoo for some Suicide Drills

    Suicide Drills (each cone is about 20 yards apart)

    Round 1 – sprint to the first cone and back for 10 hand-release merkins, sprint to the 2nd cone and back for 10 hand-release merkins, and sprint to the third (last cone) and back for 10 last hand-release merkins. Total = 30 merkins with about 240 yards of sprinting.

    Round 2 – same as round 1 except the exercise was big boy sit-ups.

    Round 3 – just a plain full speed sprint from one end of the field to the other end.

    Quick Round of Mary in Cadence

    flutterkicks x 20

    hello dolly x 20

    Moseyed back to the flag for COT – we had one FNG ,who is an electrician. So we named him Shocker thanks to Angie’s List. I am always grateful to have the opportunity to lead and workout with the PAX. Thank You and Happy Veterans Day.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • Fog

    It was foggy in the gloom, so foggy that YHC can’t remember diddly of the PAX did, other than kettle bell tossing.  But it was a GREAT Beatdown.

  • Slow and Low that is the Tempo… on the River

    It was a beautiful Sunday morning where 5 PAX, equipped with an extra hour of sleep from falling back, gathered for a classic Sweaty Bells workout on the bustling banks of the Mississippi River. The standard disclaimer was given, and the following warm up commenced in cadence:

    SSHx20, Windmillsx15, Grass Grabbersx10, Arm Circles Forward/Backwardx5

    Halos x10 each direction, Figure8s x10 each direction, KettleBell Swingsx10

    The PAX then slow moseyed to the base of the hill for 15s with Thrusters on one side and Low Slow Squats on the other using kettlebells for each exercise, and the bell was suitcase carried over the hill alternating arms each time. 15s is a cousin to 11s! 

    Next up the PAX performed the following in a very slow cadence to maximize the burn:

    SIngle arm curls x 10 each arm

    Single arm tricep extensions x 10 each arm

    Rows x 10 each side

    Standard Curls x 15

    We ended the workout with a round of MARY in cadence:

    Penguins x 20

    Gabby Wipers x 10

    LBCs x 20

    Count off, Nameorama, announcements, and intentions were given, and the workout ended with a prayer.  It is always an honor to lead this group of men in a workout!