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  • Tsunami 3/12

    8 Pax gathered for Tsunami.

    A quick run to the corner of St. Charles and Walnut was followed by a warmup:

    Sidestraddle Hops x 20

    Forward and Backward Arm circles x 10 each

    Imperial Walkers x 20

    Plank Jacks x 20

    Mountain Climbers x 20

    We then ran to the corner of St Charles and Broadway where we did 20 windmills.

    Next it was ascending Jack Webbs while running up Broadway, stopping at each corner we added one. Starting with 2 we ended with 7 at Feret.

    Then we ran halfway to the parking garage and did 10 burpees, followed by 40 Rocky Balboas at the corner of the access road.

    We then ran to the base of the Mountain where we played catch me if you can with partner 1 running backwards and partner two chasing forwards after 5 diamond pushups.

    At the top was Mary consisting of Dying Cockroach, Hello Dolly’s and Freddy Mercuries x 20 each.

    Down the stairs to the benches for Right Leg Step Ups, Dips, Right Leg Power Ups, Decline Merkins, Left Leg Step Ups, Dips, and Left Leg Power Ups.

    Finally we ran to the roundabout where we ran, did 10 Bobby Hurley’s, lunge walked and bear crawled across the grass.

    On a balmy Tuesday morning 8 Pax gathered for Tsunami.

    A quick run down St Charles lead to our warmup at the corner of St. Charles and Walnut.

    Warmup:

  • A,B,C…1,2,3

    I only posted because I was the Q. The time change, the Mardi Gras break, the darkness of the gloom- all good reasons to sack. As been said many times, if left to my own devices I wouldn’t be there. Thanks to F3 I was. Disclaimer which included a very Confession-like ‘my last Q was 6 months ago’(!) and we were off.

    Warm Up in oak alley:

    • SSH IC X 30
    • Hill Billy IC X 30
    • Arm circles X 10 and reverse

    The Thang: I wanted to do Catch Me if You Can all the way around the park with some beat downs interspersed. Keeping the pax in order necessitated lining up in alphabetical order so we got a little brain workout as well. Once organized we made our way around the park doing Catch Me if You Can with the last guy in the column dropping off for 3 burpees. This seemed to please everyone. Alphabetical order insured we all got a chance to participate!

    First beat down at the row bars for: rows (count to 10), lunges, Bobby Hurley’s, LBCs, Low Slow Squats

    Next COP across from the bridge: Merkin Wave with bear crawl to center and out between each wave. 3 waves total.

    Next COP was at the benches by the fountain: RLSU IC X 20, Dips X 15, LLSU X 20, Classic Tinkles (just offering that moniker)(Akin to naming yourself ‘Ice Man’ or similar I assume): Shoulder taps IC X 10 straight into Derkins IC X 10, followed by shoulder taps IC X 10

    Mosey on to grassy knoll for some Mary:

    • WW 2 sit ups X 20
    • Dying cockroaches X 20
    • Douilles X 20
    • Supermans X 20

    Back to the track and on to the pull up bars. Short on O2 I went with the same rotation that we had done at the row bars. The mumble chatter involved Yankee wondering how many likes his posts get. He must work with adolescent/teen girls all day.

    Back to the flag and only several seconds over the time limit. Not bad.

    Count off, namorama, and COT. Continued prayers for Angie’s dad.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • Nutria? Is it gnarly? Nope a beaver!

    Desperate to burn some king cake and booze, I decided to Q on ASH Wednesday so that I could beginning the healing process and recovery post-Mardi Gras. I wanted to start things off right with a nice little beatdown to get the ball rolling the right direction.

    IT was a very cold 37 degrees and windy to start. I like to remind myself that they have 0 degree beatdowns in Pennsylvania and Minnesota but it doesn’t make me warm up.

    We started off with a quick mosey over by the zoo. At the zoo we did a basic circle of pain warm up: SSH x 20, Reg Squats, x 20, Merks x 15, Mtn Climbers x 20, Peter Parkers x 20 On the way to this COP we lost GSpot- Nature calls when nature calls. We also gained 9 lives – meow!

    Then we mosey’d to Audubon Statue. Here we did 20 Dips – did a lap, 20 dips did a lap, and 20 dips and did a lap. So 20-20-20.

    After that we mosey’d up to the riverview at the FLY. Here there was all kinds of wildlife in the river. Probably a nutria. Angie’s swears it was a beaver. or a river otter or an eel or a snake.

    At the river we did a ring of fire. Merks and bear crawls.

    Then we did a mosey over the hill. At the hill Mariah was 100% sure he saw a fox but as we approached it was evident that it was NOT a fox but rather a cat. A huge cat but a cat. Not a jaguar.

    At the hill we did 20 hillbillies and then 19 low country crabs – 18-17-16-15-14-13-12-11. Evens were hillbillies and odds were crabs.

    Then we did a long MOSEY to Nip/Tuck’s pimp station. Guys did a BLIMPS and wait for the 6. Once the 6 arrived we all waited in plank while each PAX did pullups AMRAMP.

    After we got through the entire PAX we mosey’d back to the flag – we had an extra minute for a mission impossible plank.

    Thanks to the PAX for putting up with me.

    See you in the gloom.

  • No babies at Tsunami

    Seven HIM showed up for this week’s installment of the Tsunami. After a brief disclaimer, we were off…

    Mosey across St Charles for warm up on the dewey, unkempt lawn in the shadow of Touchdown Jesus

    • 20 SSH IC
    • 10 Mountain climbers IC
    • 10 merkins IC
    • 10 Low slow squat IC

    Mosey up West Rd to gym deck.

    Up to the top taking the ramps backwards, and then forward on flats (with 2 burpees at each landing) 

    At the top: 

    • 10 merkins IC
    • 10 diamonds IC
    • 10 carolina dry docks IC
    • 10 widearms IC

    Down stairs and back out to West Rd.

    Mosey to Wolfpack Mountain. Taking the ramps, up to level 4 (backwards on the ramps, forward on the flats) with 2 burpees at each floor

    COP for:

    • 20 lbc’s IC
    • 10 right over left Boone lbc’s IC
    • 10 left over right Boone lbc’s IC
    • 20 bicycle IC

    Down stairs, outside and back to gym deck

    This time up stairs to the top, circle up:

    • 10 low slow squat IC
    • 20 jumping lunges IC
    • 10 sumo jump squats IC

    Down the ramps with 2 burpees at each floor

    Outside and back over to WPM

    Up stairs to the roof and down 1 level.

    • 10 merkins IC
    • 10 stagger left IC
    • 10 stagger right IC
    • 5 Diamonds

    Mosey down the ramps with 2 burpees at each floor…then modify into a Chinese downhill, free for all Indian run, pausing at the bottom for some plank work (R/L, 6”, J-Los)

    Hot mosey back to base for COT and take-out.

    Strong work today brothers. That was a smoker if I do say so myself. In addition to ~30 burpees and 150 merkins variants, we got in 3.6 miles, which helps those of us who are in last place for Run Ranger Run (ahem! Team HNJ). Now go enjoy that extra guilt-free slice of king cake and Paradise Park (#officalbeerofF3MardiGras).

    Until next time,

    ~Mariah xo

  • Bones VQ

    20 Men gathered in the gloom on Monday February 25th to join Bones on his VQ

    Warmup:

    Run the loop to the bandstand. 19 Sidestraddle hops. 10 Forward Arm Circles. 10 Backward Arm Circles. 20 Peter Parkers. 20 Parker Peters.

    Run down Oak Alley with ascending burpees at each lightpost 2-4-6 then bearcrawl to the track.

    Run to the zoo, 10 windmills, 20 hillbillies, 20 imperial walkers.

    The Thang:

    Dora The Explorer: 100 Dips, 200 Jump Lunges (2 is 1), 300 LBCs, 10 Murkins to finish.

    Run to levee: 7s with Burpees and Jump Squats

    End at the Flag with Protractor, 20 Freddie Mercuries.

    How could I forget to tag Nip/Tuck, the one who EH’d me into this whole deal in the first place?? This has been addressed, thanks to my man for changing my life.

  • CYCLOPS brings the FORT to the Mountain

    34 #HIM gathered on a muggy February morning to accelerate and get better.  The turnout brought the feel of a mini-convergence and great fellowship.  After the disclaimers were outlined, and a handful of the PAX moseyed off for a 4-5ish mile run, the remaining 20 something PAX moseyed to the parking deck and straight to the 7th (top) level for a foggy view of NoLa and a little COP:

    COP – all IC:

    Moroccan Night Clubs x 20, Arm circles forward and backward x 10

    Mumble chatter and one of the PAX counting backwards, distracted YHC and the count.  As a result, 5 penalty burpees were promptly called.  The backward counting of the PAX ceased.

    Side straddle hops x 30 – varying speeds

    Double count Merkins X 15 with a hold to plank – salutations to the left and right then to down dog, a few repeats of planks at normal height and 6 inch holds.

    Low slow squats x 20

    COP complete – Mosey to the 6th level

    YHC and the PAX of the Fort have spent much of 2019 talking about getting comfortable with discomfort.  Given that the NoLa Nantan (aka Reluctant Yankee) talked of doing 11’s on the morning ride to the AO, it seemed only appropriate for YHC to call, of course, 12’s.  Therefore:

    Partner wheelbarrow carries – 2 rounds (just to warm up), then:

    Jacobs Ladder – Burpees, lunge walks roughly 25 yards (YHC’s rough math), LBC’s and mosey 25 yards (roughly) back to the start.  11 burpees, lunge walk 25 yards, 1 LBC, mosey back.  10 burpees, lunge walk 25 yards 2 LBC’s, mosey back.  You get the idea.  Al Gores or LBC’s done by early finishing PAX until the 6 was in. 

    Mosey down 6 flights, out the deck, through the courtyard to the front circle for a partner Dora

    Dora 100 – YHC had to shorten Dora (normally a 1-2-3) due to time and, of course, saving the last 5 minutes for (what else?) Mary (more to follow).  So a partner dora of 100 merkins and circular shuttle runs got the PAX their fill of shoulder work for the morning before moving on to a little ab work…….but just a little.

    Mary:

    Protractor – 1 minute, varying angles and stopping short to allow unanticipated cars to park and pass.

    Hello Dollys IC x 15

    Box Cutters IC x 15

    Mosey back to COT YHC chose intentional as his word for 2019.  In trying to become a #HIM, being a part of F3 teaches us all  that the real benefits and gains we realize in our lives are from intentionally living 3rd, getting out of our comfort zone and pushing our limits to break through thresholds we may have felt were not possible before.  Whether it is the opportunity to Q at a new AO or step up in any other way, getting outside your own comfort zone, serving and leading are reminders of why it is important for each of us to fully and intentionally engage in every role to which we are called to serve and why we seek to accelerate in our development – physically, emotionally and spiritually.  It is always a special occasion for YHC to post away from home.  I have been lucky to be made better by PAX from all over F3 nation and considered this past Friday morning both a privilege and an honor to get uncomfortable and better with a great group of #HIMs.  Thanks to Reluctant Yankee and the PAX of NoLa for the opportunity and a great 2nd F as well.

    Cyclops       

  • Tsunami

    Ten men gathered in the gloom at Audubon Park and after Seaman was done flirting with some would-be FiA gals, the disclaimer was delivered and off we went…

    Into park and circle up for Warm Up

    SSH, mountain climbers, windmills, squats

    Mosey around the track to the Drew Brees Playground for a quick circuit.

    2 rounds of the following:

    • 5 Pull ups
    • 15 Ab extenders on the swings (this was a crowd-pleaser)
    • 20 Dips

    Out to Walnut and up to St Charles, left to Broadway 

    Up Broadway, with 10 Diamonds at each cross street all the way to Freret (50 total)

    Right on Freret to the Tulane ROTC building and the beautiful, tall pre-taped pull up bars: 

    Pull up bars circuit x3 rounds

    • 5 pull ups
    • 10 hanging knee ups
    • 15 merkins

    Mosey out to LBC Quad for some Mary (and to test the winds for what meat and gravy was cooking this morning…alas, it smelled like they were just serving cereal)

    Flutter x15, Dolly x15, Russian Twist x15

    Mosey back out to Freret and along to West Rd

    Up Wolfpack Mountain stairs, with 20 Merkins at top and some LBCs, and then back down

    Over to the benches for 20 dips, 15 derkins, 20 dips, 5 derkins (shoulders are smoked at this point)

    Mosey back to base for 5 (nail in the coffin) burpees then COT

    Phew.  YHC was smoked!

    Strong work from the pax today…we didn’t cover as much distance as I expected (2.7m), but managed to bang out 140 or so merkins, 25 pull ups and a good amount of Mary.

    Tsunami is a month old now, and we’re getting 8-12 guys out every time…but we need Qs. There are open spots in March and April, so please sign up. It’s a great AO with lots of opportunity for being creative.

    Until next time, your friend,

    ~ Mariah xo

  • Chilly, wet and windy, but no farts

    It was a cold, wet and windy morning at The Skinny. I broke my own rule of long-sleeve shirt when the temp is below 57. At 56 with some strong wind and light drizzle, I immediately regretted my short sleeves. Being the wuss that I am, we started under the pavilion with a warm-up and nine rounds of tabata. Russian twists, squat jumps and Peter Parkers got our blood flowing and let the drizzle die down. We may have annoyed a couple of ladies on yoga mats, but nobody farted, so it was a win overall. We then headed to the track for six sprint/jog running man intervals before stopping at the pull-up bars. We did a round of pull-ups, high knees, burpees and squat jumps before another six sprint/jog running man intervals. We then hit another round of tabata before doing an Indian run back to the start. One more tabata there before heading back to the pavilion for some alternating step/power-ups and dips. We finished right on time at 6:15.

  • Rocking around the clock

    YHC got back late Monday from a fun, party weekend in LA for the Grammys with the M. I met Weezer and learned who Cardi B is, and definitely had some demons to exorcise this morning. L.A. is great in doses, but it was nice to get back to LA. Enough of that though…after the obligatory disclaimer, we were off…

    Warm up mosey down to Walnut and back over to Cowan Circle for:

    SSH, Imperial Walkers, Peter Parkers, Merkins, Parker Peters

    Up West Rd to Freret and over onto Tulane campus, to LBC quad for the main event: Rocking around the Clock

    Starting in the middle of LBC Quad with 20 LBCs in cadence, followed by exercises at the sides and corners, and more LBCs each time we get back to the middle

    Starting with 20 Squats at 12 o’clock >

    20 Merkins at 2 >

    20 Jump lunges at 3 >

    20 Dips at 4 >

    20 Diamonds at 6

    20 Plank jacks at 8

    20 Derkins at 9

    20 Wide arms at 10

    Back off campus and back over to the smelly side of Freret, stopping for squats to collect the 6.

    Up the Loyola Recreational Sports Complex deck (baby wpm?), 5 burpees at the top and back down.

    Over to (big) Wolfpack Mountain, up the stairs with 5 burpees at the top and back down

    To the Benches!

    20 step ups

    20 dips

    10 derkins

    Mosey back to the virtual flag for COT.

    We got in 3.6 miles and some solid upper body work today, as well as ample mumble chatter about the deliciously sweet smell of biscuits and gravy in morning air, the foul smelling Loyola parking decks and how the quad at Tulane is called “LBC Quad” (no idea why, but obviously we did a ton of LBCs there).

    The weather was looking dicey this morning and we didn’t know what was in store, so t-claps to the 7 braves souls who turned up for another edition of Tsunami. I hope it didn’t disappoint.

    Until next time…your friend, Mariah.

    Xo 

  • TSUNAMI!

    A strong wind blows, the rain and waves approach! 13 men of purpose and intent launched into the howling gloom and alas, F3 Tsunami had launched. 

    Thang:

    Mosey down the block and back to front of Tulane for warm-up:

    • SSH x15
    • Imperial Walkers x10
    • Mountain Climbers x15
    • Merkins x10

    Up Law Rd, right into Johnston Quad

    Four corners circuit work x3:

    • Merkins x10
    • Dips x10
    • Knee ups x10
    • Squats x10
    • 2 more laps around, adding 5 reps to each time (x15,  x20)
    • Mary while we wait for the 6

    The wind and rain are picking up now…the angry, dark sea approaches.

    Back to Law Rd, and continuing up to Freret then deeper into campus to Newcomb/LBC Quad

    • Line up for 20 LBCs > Backwards to wall and mosey back, 40 LBCs
    • Side step to wall and mosey back, 40 LBCs
    • Sprint to wall and mosey back, 20 LBCs

    Ahoy now, see how the sea she churns and the waves doth rise…the dreaded Tsunami is nigh. 

    Back to Freret then over to West Rd, to the familiar sight of Wolfpack Mountain. Up the stairs to the roof.

    Now above the turbulent seas that froth below, but 7 stories up the wind howls and the rain cuts like needles into our dampened microfiber, wicking performance apparel.

    Better circle up for 10 diamonds. 

    The tsunami is really rolling in at this point.  Starfish and creatures of the deep strewn here and there, covering the manicured campus below. 

    Down the ramp to find some cover. Circle up for merkins IC x10, flutters x20, widearms x10, Dolly x15, Merkins x10 

    Back down the stairs and out into the storm…Mosey back to the flag…but wait, what’s this?? 4 minutes to spare?

    • At the Gumbel Fountain:
    • Right leg step ups x20
    • Dips x15
    • Left leg step ups x20
    • Derkins x10

    6:15…the tsunami hits the pax and we’re all dead. 

    COT

    Strong group today for the first Tsunami, including two visiting pax from Nashville and Tallahassee.  It’s truly awesome to see the growth and health of F3 NOLA, and fun to be able to launch a new workout to provide the nation with another alternative in our busy schedules.  There are so many un-explored areas in this AO, and today was just a taste.

    Hawgcycle has the Tsunami Q next week, so come on out and see what’s in store. (Btw, his baby soft feet loved the Tulane quad…maybe enough to make him a regular!)

    Until next time, your friend,

    Mariah xo