F3 New Orleans

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  • HEY, IT’S CALLED A CO-OP!

    Last minute switch on Q for Screw Top as he ran a marathon a few days before! YHC was happy to help out.  T-claps Screw Top! Meanwhile, (“unbeknowanstince” to us) a prepared and excited Catfish noticed an empty slot on the list and couldn’t wait to jump in.  A short conversation on site and we decided to split the difference for a progressive Co-Op Q; to which there was much applause and general excitement from the Pax. As we know, everybody loves change. Here at the Mothership, we call it growth.  Off to the Peristyle… DJ Diver had the tunes for the beatdown.

    WARM UP

    Arm Circles (front/back)
    Grass Grabbers
    Hill Billies
    Peter Parkers
    Parker Peters
    Run to Marconi and back, plank for 6

    PART ONE 

    10 Pax (and one K9) – Break into 2 lines of 5 pax, plank position with hands at feet of pax in front of you, straight line all facing forward, at bottom of the Great Lawn.
    Last Pax bear crawls to front of the line, shouts, next pax bear crawls to the front… etc
    At every second tree all pax recover to feet, ring of fire with your group, 20 squats while others hold Al Gore, back to crawlin’ maggot! We’re doing the whole lawn! The length, not across..

    Make it to end. Took longer than YHC anticipated. Partner up. Move to side of lawn.
    DORA 123
     -Merkins 100
     – LBCs 200
     – Squats 300
    Partner runs across lawn. 2 burpees on the other side. Back to trade off.

    PART TWO

    Complete and hand Q to Catfish who started us off with his favorite crowd pleaser:

    Jack Webs.. in perpetuity… (to 15 merks, 30 air presses)

    Back by popular demand, his world famous 8 count body builders – Couldn’t count that high.

    Run to Marconi and back

    20 Box Jumps

    20 Monkey Humpers

    Infinite Donkey Kicks…


    Back to the flag for COT, announcements etc. Lots of health and life and death concerns today. As a general announcement to all – the holiday seasons are of course a special time and there is a lot to get caught up in and fun to be had. As leaders in our community, don’t forget that little voice at the back of your head reminding you that folks around us are still going through real challenges. Think of those struggling with addiction, depression, and isolation as well.  Don’t forget to reach out to that person struggling, without any pressure. Let them know there is a door open for them somewhere, with warm food, good spirits, no judgement. At this high pressure time of the year, these small gestures can have huge impacts for those walking through a tough cycle of their life. Just another way for us to strive to be good HIMs in our community. Always sweep the 6.

    Thanks to all for showing up in the gloom yet again, to hold each other accountable to another victory in the morning. Accelerating in to the new year.

  • Stand-in Q for the Tanner

    Stood in for a stricken Tanner at the rocks, Clear and breezy day with 17 PAX. Crimson visited from Raleigh
    Mosey to the spot

    Warmup
    19 Self love @ 4 ct
    19 Each way Arm circle @ 4 ct
    19 Abe Vigoda
    19 SSH
    Poor inflection discipline on my part caused some chortles

    Thang 1 With Rocks in the circle
    After each set of exercises, we rotate clockwise using the next rock till you get back to yours, Very few chose challenging weights so so ribbing ensued.
    SET
    5x Slow Squat
    5x Over Head Press
    5x Curls
    5x Rows or Tricep Extension

    Thang 2 – Rock Relay Ladder –
    The group is split in two and sent to opposite sides of the parking lot of an area. Group A Does 5 burpees then carrites rock to the other side while B side holds Plank.
    Then 10x Merkin, Carry while opposite guy does LBCs
    Then 15x Squats, carry, while Opposite guy dies Side Plank Right
    Then 10x Merkins,carry, while Opposite guy dies Side Plank left
    Then 5x Burpees,carry, then Wife Pleasers.

    Thang 3 – Setup PAx in pairs, back-back and transferred rock to the partner either right or left depending on my call This was metally challenging since rock holder and receiver ofter went opposite ways, Many laughs,

    Mosey to the pumps, then we wrapped up with 10 or so merkins to left/right side plank for a brief hold. Then back to the flag and namearama etc.

    Sweaty, breathless men balled up and closed out.

  • You Can’t Eat Antlers

    YHC rolled in hot this AM, a little sluggish and regretting taking part in the All -you-can-eat Peel and Eat promotion at Half Shell Oyster House in Mobile, on a late ride in from work in FL.

    Warm Ups:  Good Mornings, Toe Touches, Wind mills, Arm Circles, SS Hops

    Pax Moseyed over to the tunel and partnered up. While PAX 1 completed esercises, Pax 2 Jogged down the incline and flat bottom, then sprinted up, and repeated on the way back and flapjacked. Repeated 4 rounds. Exercises were as follows: Round 1 Burpees, Round 2 Squats, Round 3 Merkins, Round 4 LBCs.

    PAX then moseyed back over to the Trailhead Marketplace area, and together, ran 1/4 mile laps around the trailhead complex. At each 1/2 lap, PAX completed 100 of each of the following exercises, stopping when the 1st PAX reached 100: Ice Skaters, Squats, Flutter Kicks. At the end of final stop, PAX completed 50 Burpees, with every man “Finishing Strong” going all the way to 50 (modified from 100). 

    We made our way to the Flag to do Counto Namo.  Pelican prayed us out.

    Afterwards some  F2 chatter about the upcoming F2 gathering at The Tap Room. And some discussions about hunting and how it’s ok to hunt/kill doe(as opposed to coveted Bucks). Since, according to Pelican, “You Can’t Eat Antlers.”

  • Born in the Shadows

    9/16/19 – Mothership

    Another Saturday morning, another Friday Night decision to choose the gloom over old habits.  

    A warm and inviting morning of about 40deg met the pax and everyone loved it. Greetings and disclaimer, mosey to the peristyle for warmups.

    WARMUP

    Mix of arm circles, grass grabbers, squats, round robin merkins (all pax holds plank while each pumps out 10 merkins in succession, complete the circle). 

    THE THANG

    Mosey to the base of Roosevelt Mall. Using the concrete benches – 10 box jumps, run to next, 10 incline merkins, all the way up mall. Plank for 6 at the practice track. 

    Practice Track – Partner up. Catch me if you can, one lap. 
    Keep your partner – double up with another set of pax partners. (we had 10 total pax, evenly split to two lines of 5, do not recommend going over 5) The exercise is Bear Crawl Inch worm. Make two lines in plank position, hands lining up behind feet of pax in front of you.  Pax at rear bear crawls to front of line, holds plank, next pax at rear bear crawls to front, holds plank… keep going. Half the football field. Cause why not. 

    Count to 20 for a breather (quickly). Back to your original partner. 200 squats. Set of 20 while partner holds a tree (Al Gore). 

    Mosey, listen to the mumblechatter, recalibrate, make a democratic decision to take the long way. All will celebrate. Back to the great lawn.  Tclaps to Triple shift who led some mary while six was swept. 

    Great lawn for 11s.  LBCs and Bonnie blairs across the lawn. Finished exactly on time. Mosey to flag, circle up. 

    Thanks to whoever tracked, we ran 3.6 miles with the workout. Tclaps to all. I didn’t exactly intend on it being quite so long… oops. We did some serious work. So for those who completed all the above… Respect. 

    THE NOTE

    A special huge shout out to F3 Kansas City!

    YHC was out in Kansas City for work this week and it’s worth mentioning how re-energizing it is to visit another outfit.  When I reached out, their lead, Blistex, went out of his way to organize with other pax.  Someone went out of their way to give me a ride from the hotel to beatdown, and some one else covered me for the ride back – every morning!  Just awesome that the beatdown means so much and the spirit of F3 would connect people to go so out of their way, for a stranger, to workout on a freezing cold morning, in the gloom. I mean how totally weird, and awesome is that?? I hope we NOLA Pax are representing ourselves and treating our visiting brothers even half as well. 

    Our F3 brothers founded their pax just in April of this year and they are already big enough to be holding steady AO’s 6 days a week.  Their push and their attitude was great to see and a solid reminder of just how needed, beneficial, and empowering F3 nation is. You’re not just showing up for yourself, even though that’s how it starts.  Once your life vest is on and you’re hooked, you’re showing up for the next man. For your neighbor. For some one who needs this just as much as you, but hasn’t started yet. 

    Speaking with one of the KC founders – Tapps (a great example of the F3 spirit) – he talked about how just like when you’re born in the hospital, you don’t get to chose your name, when you’re born in F3 you don’t get to chose your name.  You earn it by showing up and going through the pain of birth (or beatdown) and getting named by your new F3 family. So we are all born in the shadows, in the gloom. That’s the start of the new us, committed to being a little bit better, every day. 

    Thanks for the F3 community. Thanks for letting me lead. Thanks to the gloom. 

  • F3 Renaissance with a 610 Feel

    F3 Renaissance with a 610 Feel

    Short and sweet…. we met in front of NOMA and proceeded to the practice track stopping every 6 minutes for 10 Merkins. 60 Merkins later we were at the back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings (chair position with 10 air presses, 5 mule kicks, 1 balls to the wall with a Derkin/hand press…. repeat for 5 minutes). Close with COT lifting up Da Parish & Bellhop’s family and onto Coffeeteria at Café Navarre

  • Pre-Blast: F3 Northshore 3 Year Anniversary Convergence

    Calling all regional PAX! The Northshore will be celebrating its three year anniversary this upcoming Saturday, April 6th, at 0630 on the lakefront (0610 for the usual pre-thang). You won’t want to miss it – convergences are a great opportunity to meet your F3 brothers from across the pond and celebrate this great thing called F3.

    In the 3 years since F3 hit this side of the lake, many crazy things have happened.  Pokemon Go sent people walking off cliffs, Roseanne was back on and quickly back off the air, Michelle Obama and George W. became friends, and the UK kinda/sorta attempted to exit the EU.  But those events, and the many other wild things that have happened in the past few years, pale in comparison to seeing Shooter bear crawl down Bourbon street, or seeing Butt Splice go full predator mode at the Tough Mudder, or even to the legendary parties thrown by our very own, Tanked Up.

    So mark your calendars for next Saturday, April 6th – there’ll be fun and games, F3-style, as well as the usual misery.  Hopefully, a few brothers from the south and a few from the west will join us to celebrate and, of course, feel free to bring an FNG. Afterwards we’ll head over to Kona and have Tank regale us with stories from his youth. And while we won’t be walking off cliffs, I can’t promise that you won’t bear crawl or bunny hop off something.  

  • 2 is 1

    It was a cold 40 so a PSA from Brown Bag Below 57 longs sleeves, below 50 pants and hat.

    Quick mosey to the Zoos mud field and warm up of SSH, Mountain Climbers, Parker Peters.

    We then formed into a line and did BLIMPS 5,10,15,… to the parking lot and back. As a group finished our squats we headed closer to the Zoo from some DORA.

    The DORA 2 is 1;

    100 Decline Mericans w/ Shoulder Taps (2 is 1 for taps) Thank you Tinkles!

    200 Power Ups Left and Right (2 legs are 1)

    300 Russian Twist (2 is 1)

    Quick 20 dips then back to the flag or final minute of LBCs, Box Cutters, and Pickle Pounders.

  • 2019 Wolfpack Mountain

    Seeing that I never Q’ed Wolfpack Mountan…ever! I decided to start 2019 a little differently. In fact, I have never Q’ed any uptown AO since the 2014 beginning of F3 or my second beginning in Sept. 2016. That’s an entirely different story for another time. Anyway, T-Claps to Yankee’s text reminding me of my date with destiny.

    WARMUP

    With 32 Pax strong, “we don’t need no stinking warmup.” I give a protracted disclaimer and we start with 10 burpees with much groaning and mumbling. After ignoring the uptown mumblechatter, I follow up with 9 burpees for a total of 19 for 2019. After we finish the warmup, we run to the base of the mountain.

    THE THANG

    We partner up and PAX 1 proceeds to run up the mountain backwards while PAX 2 does 5 burpees and sprints to catch up with PAX 1 and tags to switch until we get to Floor 4. From there, we take the steps to the top (skip 1-2 steps to make it harder)

    We circle up for a little modified ‘Suck’. 2 minutes of SSH, Merkins and Jump Squats with a 1 minute cool down x 2. I had a little hiccup with my timer and only did a follow up 1 minute suck.

    PAX 1 bear crawls about 40 yds while PAX 2 does Red Sun Supermans. After that cycle, PAX 1 does walking lunges while PAX 2 does wife pleasers.

    6 MOM – 30 LBC, 20 Dying Cockroaches, 20 Hello Dolly and 20 Flutter Kicks x IC

    With time running out, we proceed to do 25 Red Bull Smurf Jacks and 10 Merkins all IC. I’m hoping to get to 50 Red Bull Smurf Jacks one day but I digress. With 5 minutes left, we had back to the Virtual Flag

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, COT

    With 32 strong, I was very honored by the showing and greatly appreciated the Uptown Pax accepting the leadership of a Lakeview foreigner. We welcomed two (2) doctors that Nip Tuck EHed and I hope that Quincy M.D. and Bonez make it back. Grateful for my brotherhood of F3 and prayers for God’s peace for those dealing with illnesses and the supernatural grace to lead well. May God bless your influence in 2019!

  • Monday Blues

    Monday morning, Labor Day, in the rain thats beast mode if you ask me!!

    4 pax square up at center court for a butt splice beat down.

    Warm up.

    10 SSH ic

    10 Toe touches ic

    10 toe touches legs apart ic

    enough of that…

    50 merks oyo

    50 squats oyo

    30 merks oyo

    30 squats oyo

    10 merks oyo

    10 squats oyo

    run backwards from base line to half the turn and sprint 6x

    bear crawl to half bear crawl backwards back to base line 6x

    mosey to lakefront aprox. 1/2 mile

    50 box jumps oyo

    30 box jumps oyo

    10 box jumps oyo

    walk jog run sequence back to the AO

    20 russian twist ic

    10 frog crunchy ic 10

    heal touches ic

    countarama

    nameorama

    cot wacker prays us out!

    thank you warriors for posting!!

     

  • We Don’t Gamble In This House!

    Pulling up to the AO the YHC notices some pax gathered around 1 particular clown car. At a closer look not 1 but 2 flats on a Cadillac… well not so much a Cadillac… more like a scion or Nissan or some kind of import that any union guy would love to bring a baseball bat to.. “well how the hell did that happen??” is the common question amongst the mumble chatter.. either way the show must go on!!

    THE WARM UP

    SSH x10 IC

    IW x10 IC

    okay enough of that let’s get to the thang…

    THE THANG

    inspired by Ray Lewis…out comes the Deck of Death 😫. A short grumble is quickly silenced by shooters instructions who had done this with me on a previous endeavor.

    Black cards merkins

    Red cards lbcs

    7s pull-ups

    JQK 10

    ACE 25

    JOKERS 50 merkins or 20 merkins 20 lbc and 10 pull-ups

    in a pearl the pax takes turns flipping the cards over in much anticipation to what the next card will be. Grunts and grumble along with Grundy over spirited chatter broke the silence of the gloom…

    after the last card top it off with

    10 burpees oyo

    10 j-Lo ic

    10 heel taps ic

    COT BOM

    big thanks to shooter for praying us out and helping night train and rainbow unicorn with their flat tires even after the beatdown…. and I personally volunteered Ocho for his virgin q for  next week marsh beatdown…

    over and out

    Butt Splice