Tag: Percleator

  • The Reality of Weakness – from Goose

    A solid nine PAX gathered at the Peltch despite having six regulars out due to sickness or travel. An FNG showed early and was almost spooked by what at first seemed only to be a pile of kids wrestling around a flag. It was only YHC’s three 2.0’s, and it didn’t take long for the rest of the PAX to pull in and make it clear that there were plenty of out-of-shape adults to play with, too. The FNG (Jacob Broussard) was EH’d by Tighty Whitey, and is an awesome addition to the Thibodaux crew!

    Warmup was led by Coyote, whose cadence count was adequate, and consisted of: SSH, Windmills, high knees, butt kicks, Arm Circles, IW, and Self-love
    Moseyed to the Diamond for…

    Thang 1: Duck Jousting
    The infield was the ring, and with arms folded across the chest (most of the time), duck-walking PAX tried to knock each other down. Last man standing won while those who fell did exercises while they waited: squats for the first round, lunges for the second, and heel raises for the third. There may have been some elbows, arm hooks, and very tall ducks here and there, but even without performance enhancing tactics, rounds were short, and the FNG proved himself a sturdy duck.

    Thang 2: All Around the Thunderdome
    Moseyed to the Thunderdome and circled in the center while YHC explained that the PAX would do an exercise for the length of time it took for one of us to run the sidewalk around the dome and the adjacent community center building (approx. 400 meters). While each took a turn running, the rest completed one of the following exercises while yearning to catch a glimpse of the runner coming around the final corner from behind the building:
    * Mission Impossible plank
    * Heel raises
    * J-Lo’s
    * Donkey kicks
    * Diamond Merkins
    * Heels to Heaven
    * Bonnie Blairs
    * Chill cut plank
    * Merkins

    Thang 3: The Ground is Lava
    Moseyed to the playground where YHC revealed the lesson of the day, particularly as it related to Thang 2 and 3:

    There’s only so much we can do at any particular moment about the fact that we have weaknesses, and those weaknesses will affect other people in a negative way whether we like it or not. And, we will be affected in a negative way by the weaknesses of others, whether we like it or not. What reveals the true greatness in man (and the image of the Maker in man), however, is our ability to choose how we respond when affected by another’s weakness. Our true greatness is shown clearest when we choose to allow ourselves to be affected by the weakness of another so that he’s not left alone in it. “No man left behind” is most deeply and fruitfully fulfilled when we’re willing to suffer with another man even if we have the ability to avoid that suffering ourselves. “Catching the six” is the most obvious example of this in F3, but so is “The Ground is Lava”:

    PAX lined up at the long-ish monkey bars to traverse, hand over hand, without touching the ground. If any appendage so much as brushed the ground, all PAX dropped for 10 burpees. Same rules applied for two other areas of the playground–mostly requiring upper body strength, balance, and perseverance. Most of the elements were chosen knowing that one or two guys might struggle, but the burpees were done with willing camaraderie, and there was no room for shame or isolation.
    What seemed like it might have a childish feel on paper ended up feeling more like a joint challenge, and the shouting of encouraging words and guidance were a constant.
    The only thing YHC might have changed was the use of the slides at the end. These suckers came down long and steep from the second story, and they were wet. There were three next to each other, the middle one straight and the other two bending sharply, one to the right and the other to the left at the very end. Percleator was the first down the middle, and he almost had his pretty grill knocked out as he was thrown dangerously close to the perimeter boundary at about 30 mph. Paradox chose the one to the right, and YHC wished he would have caught the violent, body-tossing action on camera as he was jarred sideways at the hip air after slipping a reportedly “six-times faster” than he expected through the bend at the bottom. He landed hard on his side after barrel rolling in the air once or twice, but he’s a medical professional, so he was able to reset all dislocated joints before we could even ask if he was ok. The rest used the shoe brake method, but the fire-pole may have been the better call.

    Indian Run around the park before a final sprint to the flag for three long minutes of Mary: all IC–Alphabet (with feet in leg raise position), LBC’s, Wife Pleasers, Crunchy Frogs.

    Welcome Pledge! Way to stick with it!

    COT and Percleator prayed us out.

    Awesome morning, and so grateful to you men for posting and pushing hard!
    See You in the Gloom,
    Goose

  • Cornhole Gras – from Cardinal

    A beatdown on the Saturday of Mardi Gras weekend couldn’t leave the PAX unprepared for the festivities that awaited them. So out of charity for the brothers, YHC couldn’t let them down for his first Q.

    The indisputable best way to pass the time as you’re tailgating waiting for the next parade is a rousing game of cornhole, so the PAX assembled at the Peltch for a cornhole beatdown like no other to ensure that they’d be pros by the time we finished.

    First, the basic warmups of the usuals: SSH, IW, AC and CP, WM, and SL.

    After that, we moseyed on over to the chimney for a more focused set of strength-training exercises. Even the most basic cornhole player knows that it’s all about the stance, the slight squat, the balancing arm (with or without a beverage in the other hand) (but definitely with). So we did some one-legged squats, nice and slow in cadence, 10 per leg, to get the balance of the throwing arm. To strengthen your core stability to ensure a clean throw, 20 big boy sit-ups followed. And to make sure you wouldn’t land a bag 3 feet in front of the board, a nice long stretch of air presses (35 in cadence).

    But because we didn’t want to just be average cornhole players, but legendary, we went into round 2: A set of 15 genuflections in cadence to really get the legs pumping, 20 American hammers in cadence to solidify the core, and 30 Moroccan night clubs to get that power throw down.

    To close out the preparatory exercises, and to get our minds in the right place, we listened to the hit single by Rhett and Link called none other than “Cornhole Song.” Truly an experience to listen to as a pump up before an intense game. The PAX held Al Gore position and dropped for a burpee every time “cornhole” was said. Sufficiently prepared, and thinking of themselves as “Don Cornholio,” we moseyed to our final destination – a set of cement cornhole boards that the PAX had never known was actually there the whole time.

    Now, YHC had high expectations after such expert training. Each PAX got 5 throws (1 warm up and 4 throws) to try to score 7 points. If they succeeded, they were gifted with a slightly easier reward. And if they didn’t, the whole group paid for it.

    Round 1: 6 or below: bear crawl around a nearby square court, with 5 diamond ‘mericans at each corner. 7 or above: run around with 5 regular mericans.
    Round 2: success got them a Carioca around the field with 10 smurf jacks at each corner, while failure got them an attempted murder bunny around the field, with 7 jump squats at each corner
    Round 3: if they were good, nur around the field with 10 LBC’s at the corners, and if they weren’t, crab walking around the field with 7 leg lifts at each corner.

    Each PAX got the chance to throw, cycling through each round, and YHC was sorely disappointed by the general performance (including his own). The threshold of success was quickly lowered to 5, and then to 3. Sometimes we succeeded, mostly we didn’t, but fun was surely had by all.

    To close us out, and to show that all he needed was a solid warm up round, Enron nailed a very respectable 7 points, and at that we moseyed back to the flag (which, I have to confess, was shamefully left in my car during the workout – forgive me, Father, for I have sinned).

    Closed out with a little bit of Mary: penguins and crunchy frogs. COT and Paradox prayed us out, and welcome to Piccadilly – a unquestionably Spirit-given name to our new FNG.

    Looking forward to hearing about all the cornhole games won by the PAX in the coming days.

    SYITG,
    Cardinal

  • Starting EH Month a Couple of Weeks Early! – from Goose

    Naming 5 FNG’s in one week is definitely a record for F3 Thibodaux, as was the number of PAX at The Stage this morning. Three FNG’s made up for a couple of missing regulars to make for 13 total, and a glorious day it was!
    After a prolonged disclaimer and explanation of the benefits and culture of F3, YHC led us in a warmup meant to assuage the soreness brought on by Thursday’s F3 poker beatdown.
    PAX: Enron, Paradox, Cardinal, Pope, Coyote, Dumpster Fire, Red Card, Horse Pill, Tighty Whities, Kilo, Wet Tap, Percleator, Goose

    Warmup: Side Straddle Hops, Widmills, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Self-Love, High Knees, and Butt kicks (to wake the cardio system a bit).

    Thang 1:
    Moseyed to the Chimney for Partner Dora: 100 Burpees, 200 Twinkle Toes, and 300 LBC’. Transportation was Bear Crawl and run back, then Crawl Bear and Nur back, then Attempted Murder Bunnies (Murder Bunnies without the coupon) and run back.
    The FNG’s and relatively new guys were not too keen on this whole F3 thing about 2 minutes into this one. Once the intensity set in, the soon-to-be-named Horse Pill (Kip) bemoaned the fact that he had planned to do work on his house later in the day, no to mention having run five miles before we even started. (Jose 8K?) But, YHC knew the next couple of exercises would lift the spirits and make for some good memories and some good camaraderie.

    Thang 2:
    Moseyed to the Thunderdome (octagonal outdoor pavilion with bleachers setup around the edges facing the middle) where PAX found some bleacher space for a couple of rounds of Ring of Fire.
    Round 1: feet on the bleachers in decline plank while each PAX counted off in a circle executing one Derkin. After reaching the seeming insurmountable total of 100, and the cool feeling of yelling numbers in a circle of intensity under an echoey metal roof, we recovered to our feet for round 2.
    Round 2: PAX held Al Gore position facing the bleachers, and PAX took turns yelling numbers and executing a box jump, once again reaching 100, and once again enjoying the experience of shared intensity (this time with the added sound of crashing bleachers) and team accomplishment, which rolled nicely into…

    Thang 3:
    Moseyed to the practice field for the final round of Name That Tune. It took three beatdowns to get through the playlist YHC had put together erroneously thinking there would be enough musical knowledge to get through them more quickly. But, it made for an opportunity to spread the fun over a few days and allowed more PAX to get in on it. With a few more older PAX in the group this time, songs like “To Be With You” by Extreme and “Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm” by Crash Test Dummies were nailed relatively quickly, though the amount of Bonnie Blairs we ended up having to do was not foreseen–“Something in the Way She Moves” by James Taylor should have been an easy one, but I guess brains were foggy after the Dora. Or, YHC should’ve just assigned it a different exercise. Or, the PAX just needed to see the Q hate his life a little bit.
    After shoulder tapping our way through “Send Me on My Way” by Rusted Root (no one could get the artist), we moseyed back to the flag for some Mary:
    Crunchy Frogs x20 IC
    Freddy Mercuries x15 IC
    Penguins x15 IC

    Named 3 FNG’s: Welcome, Tighty Whities, Red Card, and Horse Pill!

    COT: shared gratitude for F3 and the awesome group, prayer intentions, and Cardinal prayed us out.

    Very encouraging morning! The soreness over the next couple of days will be a beautiful reminder! Thanks for joining me on the journey, gents, and for allowing me to lead.

    See You in the Gloom,
    Goose

  • Bad Romance: Are Burpees the 6th Love Language?? – from Paradox

    With a frigid stage and low morale after Joe Brrrr’s magical run ended, the PAX needed a beatdown to get this week going. We needed love, we needed each other, but most of all we needed burpees. At 6:14 YHC was lonely at the Stage and I was working out how to do Power merkins solo when my Master Sensai Goose came in hot with the shovel flag.

    Warmorama (14s!)
    For a warmup switch we went dynamic with rich mansion loop warm up and did the following 14 reps of each on light poles: SSH, IW, Windmills, arm circles, high knees, butt kickers. Shout out to Percelator for catching up even though we abandoned the stage. Mosey back to the flag and discussed how Joe Brrrr needs more O line!!

    Thang 1: Bad Romance
    YHC gave a disclaimer that we would be honoring Valentines day by learning the love languages the hard way. But first we must acknowledge all those that came before our true love…
    Lady Gaga “Bad Romance”- Merkins on LOVE, Peter Parkers on Bad Romance, hold plank for the rest and alternate individual breaks for a track lap (it’s a long one).

    Thang 2: Love Languages
    1. GIFTS- Started with 10 burpees alternating with prisoner squats in honor of St. Valentines imprisonment. (10 burpees run track 2 squats run track, 9 burpees, run track 4 squats…etc). After running some advanced calculus with Goose we got the routine down and felt the deep quad burn.
    2. AFFIRMATIONS: We took turns picking from a box of chocolates with each individual wrapped treat including an affirmation to share with someone. Completed the following: 25 wide merkins, 60 second people chair, 40 mountain climbers, 20 step ups, 15 burpees
    3. PHYSICAL TOUCH: Power merkins/Derkins. Partnered up and low man planks while the other guy has feet on plank guys back. Alternating power merkins and derkins than swap. (odd man out ran the track). Whats better than a couples massage??
    4. SERVICE: ran low on time here but alternated wheelbarrow merkins and track runs and everyone had a round.
    5. TIME: planned to spend this on Mary but we hit 7am so YHC assigned everyone a decade of the Rosary.

    COT and Goose prayed us out.

  • Beat the Rain Brickathon – from Enron

    YHC rolled up to the stage at exactly 6:15 to see 4 PAX waiting patiently to get started. I then had to inform them that help was needed moving the bricks gathered from my back yard over to the front of “the stage”. Grateful this morning to make it out during a short break in the rain that has been moving through with much more to come today. Additionally thankful for one more warmer morning before the cold. For this beatdown, I took a couple of ideas from previous beatdowns and backblasts along with making sure I added something that left the workout to “chance”, one of Cardinals favorites.

    Warmup: the usual – SSH, WM, AC, Cherry Pickers, IW, Self Love

    Thang 1: Dice Run

    YHC was running late this morning and forgot the dice, Siri was helpful in providing a random number generator of 1-6

    Rules were explained as follows

    Each PAX had one “roll”, the number that came up dictated the run that would follow. 5 total laps

    1- Mosey one lap around the field
    2- Sprint one lap around the field
    3- Jog then karaoke one lap – alternating at each corner
    4- Mosey then sprint one lap – alternating at each corner
    5- Start slow mosey and increase speed around each corner
    6- Slow mosey with 5 merkins at each corner and 5 burpees at the end

    Thang 2: Brickathon
    PAX were instructed to grab their bricks and partner up, since there were 5 of us total we had one team of 3.

    Round 1:
    PAX 1: Hand release brick merkins
    PAX 2: Bear crawl with bricks down to the end of the field (about 35 yards) and mosey back
    Switch and repeat
    Round 2:
    PAX 1: Dying cockroaches with bricks
    PAX 2: Crab walk (no bricks) down and mosey back
    Switch and repeat

    Round 3:
    PAX 1: Shoulder Taps with Bricks
    PAX 2: Mosey down 20 squats at the other end and mosey back
    Switch and repeat

    Round 4:
    PAX 1: “butterfly” with Bricks (Bring arms from sides out to parallel with ground and back down) AMRAP
    PAX 2: Lunge walk out and mosey back
    Switch and repeat

    Round 5:
    PAX 1: Moroccan night clubs with bricks
    PAX 2: Walk crab down and mosey back
    Switch and repeat

    Round 6:
    PAX 1: Floyd Mayweather’s with bricks
    PAX 2: Mosey down – 20 big boy sit-ups at the other end and mosey back
    Switch and repeat

    Thang 4 – a song

    Joe Nicholls – Yeah
    In plank position for the entirety of the song, plank jack on “yeah” and mountain climber on “she”
    This song was longer than YHC originally thought, leading to more difficulty as well as ending the beatdown immediately after.

    COT and Goose prayed us out

  • Rocky on the Bayou – from Paradox

    Looking for inspiration to beat this new year into submission YHC pulled together a hybrid of Rocky Balboa inspiration so we could see 2022 through the eye of the tiger.

    Warmorama: SSH, Imperial walkers, arm circles, cherry pickers, high knees, self love

    Pre Round 1
    Played Eye of the Tiger: 60 second intervals, plank, mountain climber, merkins, mountain climber, plank

    Round 1 w/ Apollo Creed
    Running Rich Mansions loops taking turns with ole hickory (30 lb bar)
    Return to parking lot for Creed sprints x2

    Round 2 w/ Clubber Lang
    Indian Run on rich mansion loop with ole Hickory at the lead man, last man with 3 burpees then catch up to front

    Round 3 w/ Ivan Drago: If he dies, he dies…
    Every light post on rich mansion loop with variation pushups at each stop (merkins, wide, diamond, peter parker, parker peter, stagger left, stagger right, burpees, lbcs ) one man has ole hickory at each stop for squat presses
    Return to Stage for Mary: Flutter kicks, dolphin hops
    COT with Enron on the prayers

  • Live Your Chest Life – from Paradox

    **extra late edition** (blame it on Omicron)

    On an extra muggy post- Christmas beatdown YHC was ready for his VQ. Goose arrived to show the ropes and Percolator came in just in time for the mosey. I was armed with a prop (30 lb bar called “ole hickory”) and some choice music up my sleeves for the boys to live our Chest life.
    Warmorama: SSH, Imperial walkers, arm circles, cherry pickers, downward dog (hold 30 sec)
    Mosey: bumper to stop sign to get the glutes firing
    Thang 1: We took rich mansion loop taking turns with ole hickory. At every light post we did following :merkins, diamond merkins, werkins, staggered pushups, peter parkers, parker peters, LBC – chest break- while one man had hickory doing push squats.
    Finished off with a run from last light pole back to the stage passing turns with ole hickory.
    Thang2: Finished the chest life with Eminem “till I collapse”, pushup on “yo left” hold plank the rest. Followed by TubThumpin (burpees on “get knocked down”) and Mobys “Flower” with leg raises on Sally up.
    6 Mom: Big boy situpus, LBCs, Dolphin hops, Dealers choice (Nolan ryans, mountain climbers)
    COT- with Goose on Prayers
    Thanks for weathering my first Q boys!