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  • VQ – Jump and Run

    This morning , your humble correspondent was feeling like Sir Richard Branson because I had the privilege of leading my VQ.  Thanks to the PAX in attendance for covering up for all of my oversights and garbled instructions.  Y’all were clever enough to do all the right things that I meant to say rather than whatever nonsense came out.

    CONDITIONS

    72°; > 90% humidity; 6:43 AM sunrise

    DISCLAIMER

    YHC started the session by informing the PAX that he was definitely not a professional.

    THE WARM UP

    The assembled PAX warmed up with the following sequence, all exercises done IC.

    -SSH
    -Good Mornings
    -Abe Vigodas
    -Imperial Walkers
    -High Knees

    Mosey to the Palace of Justice to use their benches. (Thanks St. Tammany tax payers.)

    THE THANG Part 1: Jumping around

    Magnificent 7 Jump-o-rama

    YHC believes that F3 Bros don’t let F3 Bros skip leg day so we worked through a sequence of 7 jumping leg exercises.

    1. Mario’s (Single leg knee hop) 10 each leg IC.  Chewy introduced me to this exercise.  I didn’t remember the official name so to us they were Mario’s.


    2. Single leg burpees 10 each leg OYO.  Thanks Bushwhacker for introducing me to this one.
    3. Ohno’s (Skater jumps) 15 OYO

    4. Split squats 10 each leg IC (assembled PAX were kind enough not to point out that technically this wasn’t a jumping exercise)
    5. Wojciechowski’s (F3Nation.com calls these modified jump squats Bobby Hurley’s, but I’m from a slightly different era and will refer to these as Wojo’s whenever possible)

    6. Shaun Whites (snowboard hops) 15 each side OYO

    YHC had never done this exercise before and regretted calling out 15 reps by the time my burning legs reached the end of the set.


    7. Box jumps 10 OYO

    Mosey to Turbo Alley aka the intersection of E. Gibson and N. Vermont streets

    THE THANG Part 2: Running Strong

    F3.com has a sprint routine called “the Spartan,”, but YHC lives a long way from the Peloponnese and decided to make some major modifications.  We went with the semi-Spartan instead.

    PAX lined up and sprinted 100 yrds, doing 10 merkins at the finish line.  PAX in the lead were rewarded with 10 bonus air squats.  PAX walked back to the start all together for the next round.  Rinse and repeat.

    I can report that the last set seemed faster than the first and the assembled PAX did their best Usain Bolt impressions.  YHC cried uncle after 8 sets and we mosied back to the Trailhead.

     

    MARY

    Due to the Q’s time management issues we were limited to “2 minutes of Mary”

    Some combo of Freddy Mercury’s, Putins, Flutter kicks, and LBC’s.

    CountORama, NameORama, and COT

    YHC prayed for the assembled PAX

    Thanks gents, for the fellowship, the beatdowns and for being willing to follow my lead.

  • Evening Karaoke Q Workout and F2

    Nine pax posted last night for our evening workout and F2.

    We passed the Q from pax to pax throughout the workout in what turned out to be a memorable beat down as the sun set.

    Throughout four circles of pain the pax went through several warm up exercises, merkins, dips, burpees, unique games, and some Mary to wrap things up.

    Shout outs to three pax who took the Q  for some unique activities:

    • Bushwhacker a series of animals that he had been planning all day
    • Coconuts for introducing a new paper rock scissors burpee penalty game
    • Turbo Tax for a balance game that started out with skeptical pax holding hands, but turned into an intense challenge

     

    Three more pax joined us for F2 after the workout: EiEi, Ocho, and Captain Sparkles.  And special shout outs to Coconuts for buying the first round of beer and to Shooter for the second. We owe you one (or two).

    Wishing Ocho the best as the final decisions of the 610 Stompers are announced.

  • 3 down and 1 to go!!!

    With coupon assistance provided by the Northshore’s unquestionable leader Turbo, 7 men posted at the Gipper this Gloom to complete week 3 of F3 Greenwood’s ISI challenge… By far this weeks challenge in the mind and body of the YHC has proven to be the toughest.. But like any other beatdown, men of F3 always come willing and ready to tackle whatever challenges the Q may dish out.. With Coconuts and YHC having tasted a small nugget provided by Bushwacker at the Marsh on Monday, we briefly chattered about the misery we were about to subject ourselves to and the thought of what inspired us to do so… As one knows we don’t actually pay for this type of torture but simply make a DOWNpainment of sorts in mind and body and ultimately become better from it…

    Quick Warmup of 10 IC Windmills, 20 IC Toe touches and 10 IC Good mornings…

    Moseyed to the justice center to retrieve our coupons from Turbos vehicle which has become the home of multiple 26.6 Lbs blocks in recent weeks.. Assume our positions along the grass patch West of the Justice center with 4 men on one side and 3 on the other… Instructions given as to the exercises to complete which began with 15 Burpees, 50 Hand release Merkins, 10 yard broad jump out and back, 14  Burpees 50 goblet squats and 10 yard broad jump out and back, 13 Burpees 50 leg raises and 10 yard broad jump out and back… As many rounds as possible in 30 mins while descending the Burpee count.. YHC could see the relief on the faces as time had expired and even with a slight drop in humidity here on the Northshore, each man on this Gloom would leave the Gipper with a different color shirt filled of perspiration. Turbo actually broke a sweat on this Gloom as well, which for F3 Northshore men to see is somewhat of an exception as he consistently performs effortlessly at most post with an impression of what’s next…

    Returned the coupons and Moseyed back to the flag for count, announcements which included a reminder of Mavericks evening Q on Thursday 8/23 at the Mothership (Lakefront) for a round robin Q with F2 at the Barley Oak to follow, Big Thanks to Barely Legal for praying us out into the day!!!

    Always enjoy the fellowship and beatdowns with the opportunity to lead!!

    👊🏻💪🏻✌🏻

  • Can You Feel The LOVE?

    We were all FNGs once…BUT….IF….you’ve been an F3 Northshore FNG recently, making your first post at the most logical AO, the Mandeville Lakefront, you’ve experienced some extreme H8 from on-Q-high.  Of course, I would never mention any Qs by name…but a few nicknames come to mind: Turbo (extreme H8), Maverick (he called it “a sampling” of H8), and who could forget Bushwacker and his “animal planet” on what had to be the longest set of city blocks in all of Mandeville (I attribute my slow typing to the blisters on my fingers from bear crawling).  And, there may have been another obstacle course beatdown sprinkled somewhere in there, but YHC cant remember that one very well.  To make a long story short, there seems to have been some sort of Challenge or Race at each Saturday morning beatdown this summer.   So YHC figured with all this H8, it was time for some LOVE.  So here’s how it went:

    Warmarama

    SSH, Imperial Walkers, High Knees, Butt Kicks.  x 15 all IC.  Then off we go for some fun and games.  Mosey to the Great Lawn…

    Thang:

    45 Minute game of Ultimate Frisbee with some school yard smack talkin’ mixed in.  It was awesome!  YHC felt like a kid out there.  Raise your hand if you’ve said, “Losers walk” in the last 30 years.    The game went great–we had some diving catches, some nice throws, some blocked passes and deflections.  Even Chris Berman and Tom Jackson would have been impressed if they had seen the full speed, Sportscenter-esque collision between Assets and TankedUp.    Relieved that no one was “Jacked Up” after the collision, YHC called “next point wins.”  With a quick score by the Shirts (the Skins fell asleep because the rest of the game was such a blowout), it was time to mosey back to the Flag for some Mary:

    Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollys, Putins, Rower Sit-ups, and Leg Raises.

    Countarama, Namorama, and YHC prayed us out.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead, men.  I appreciate it.

  • Smuckers

    There were no FNGs at The Gipper this morning.  If there had been, YHC would have named the first one Smuckers.  Because his arms and legs and the rest of his body for that matter would have felt like jelly.  F3 Greenwood must have it in for the rest of us.  Last week’s IronPAXChallenge workout was tough, but our South Carolina brothers turned the volume up to 11 this week.  What a workout.

    Knowing that we’d be pressed for time and anticipating the severity of the challenge before us, YHC kept the pre-game festivities to a minimum.  After a few SSHs, Seal Jacks, Copperhead Squats and Arm Circles, the PAX walked to their 26.6 lb cinder blocks like prisoners to the gallows.  Brief instructions and it was game time:  8 minutes of Thrusters, Swings, Manmakers, and Curls…50 yard run after every 25 reps…AMRAP for each exercise…2 minutes of rest between exercises.

    So simple yet so brutal.

    Countorama, nameorama and a prayer.  Then YHC gave the guys the rest of the day off from work.  Hey, they earned it.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.  We need to come up with a challenge involving alligators and send it in the direction of the Carolinas.

     

  • A national challenge and Proper Sister Mary Catherines/ Bonnie Blairs

    5 Pax arose to the Iron Pax Challenge on Wednesday morning.

    We stuck to the form specified here:  https://f3greenwood.com/2018/08/05/ironpaxchallenge-week-1-workout/

    And I learned that I had been doing Sister Mary Catherine’s more like a dancing nun than a praying nun.  Apparently knees should touch the ground and you’ll be way more sore the next morning.

    Here’s what we did:

     

    4 Rounds for Time:

    50 AirSquats – take note of straight back and upper legs that become PARALLEL to the ground at the lowest point, hips also clear at the top of the movement – this is a SQUAT, not a knee crinkle or a back bend

    40 BigBoiSitups – feet need to stay in contact with ground at all times (may or may not be held down by weight), chin needs to break the plane of the knees on the upward portion of the movement, shoulders need to come in contact with ground on the downward portion

    30 Merkins – flat back, chest to the ground, arms lock in the upward postion – knees and/or thighs dont come in contact with the ground

    20 BonnieBlairs – these are JUMP LUNGES, not lunge steps – both feet will be off of the ground during the transition, the knee will briefly come in contact with the ground – ONE REP consists of BOTH (right and left) knees coming into contact with the ground

    10 Burpees – these are NOT FlyingSquirrel burpees – a pushup should be done at the bottom, not a belly flop, a plyometric jump with hands above head must be at the end of the rep

    Run 400 meters

     

    Congrats to Turbo and Einstein who finished all four rounds before the the bell rang.  They’ll be reporting scores at F3Greenwood.com.  The rest of us are looking forward to the next weekly challenge.

     

  • Northshore H8!

    There’s been a fair amount of mumble chatter emanating from the Southshore lately about the so called H8! beat down.  Never to be outdone by our Southshore brothers, the Northshore PAX decided to turn up the volume to 11 this morning with a modified version of the H8!   After the standard disclaimer and a warmup of SSHs, Seal Jacks, Toe Touches, Imperial Walkers, Front to Back Lunges, Lateral Lunges, and Windmills, all IC and with rep counts from 10-20, YHC led fourteen men westward on the Mandeville Lakefront to the launch pad for 40 minutes of suffering.

    The PAX started the clock and their first lap with one Merkin.  This one Merkin was the centerpiece of YHC’s diabolical plan to make the Northshore H8! .01% better than the Southshore version.  YHC’s poor reading comprehension and math skills actually made it a lot harder, however.  YHC misinterpreted Hawg’s Friday afternoon briefing, realized his mistake 1 lap into the H8!, but by that time the horses were out of the barn and it was too late to recall them for revised instructions.  Anyone who has Q’d a beat down know how that works.

    At any rate, after that first Merkin (which was terrific across the board by the way), the PAX bear crawled 35 yards, ran out and back for .4 miles round trip, bear crawled 35 yards back to our starting point and then performed 8 burpees and 8 Merkins within each burpee to complete one lap.  This last part is where YHC mangled Hawg’s instructions.  We should have performed descending Merkins instead of 8 Merkins for each burpee, i.e. 36 instead of 64.  Too late.  The die was cast, as mentioned above, and there was nothing to do but get on with it.

    So we did, completing as many laps as possible in 40 minutes, dropping the number of burpees and Merkins by one on each lap.  Whether it was the extra Merkins or our lack of fitness relative to our Southshore brothers, we’ll never know, but no one completed 8 laps in the prescribed 40 minutes.  The PAX cheerfully embraced the suck, however, which is something.  Even when the wind picked up, it started to rain hard, and the Sky Q started throwing lightening bolts nearby.

    Thanks for letting me lead this morning, guys, and welcome to FNGs Survivor and The Hammer.  See you in the Gloom.

     

     

     

     

  • Eight August fellows posted today

    short disclaimer …

    warm up: We did a lot.

    moseyed to the Taj-Mahal: We did some more.

    moseyed to the St.Tammany Parish Courthouse Parking Garage: We did some more stuff.

    We sweated a lot.

    Maverick never arrived.

    count-o-rama, Shooter did the prayer.

    Everyone who missed it, should have been there.

    We learned two new technical terms; fire hose and fire extinguisher.

    I’ll pay someone to write my black blasts, if anyone’s interested.

  • The Thrillabon in the Audubon

    Being an F3 Nation member for only 10 months (last race I was nothin but a gleam in a Hawg’s eye), the Gnarly Nutria was the stuff of legend. A back and forth sporting event like the world has not witnessed since Ali vs. Frazier. Two heavyweights going toe to toe for 5.4 miles with the Uptowners dominating Gnarly Nutria I and The World squeaking by with a narrow victory in Gnarly Nutria II.

    This year The World looked to overwhelm the smug Uptowners with numbers, and we have been recruiting. I was even dreaming of running the first race of my life but fell to the wayside with a calf injury on Friday. Although The World would now be missing their best runner, they still persevered and began the race with a distinct advantage in numbers.

    Following an epic lightning storm, the race began at 9:10pm. Our first finishers were a family group, and hat’s off to Sandbar who brought two of his 2.0s who finished the first lap in solid time.

    I knew the Uptowners were going to be in trouble when the first runners to not complete all three laps were Uptowners. Then the top two finishers of all three laps were both from the World and the landslide began. Like an over-the-hill Frazier against Ali, the Uptowners were no match for The World in Gnarly Nutria III.

    The final score was 446 The World and 354 Uptowners. The World is so fast, we turned off the lights in our bedrooms when we got home last night and we were in bed before the room was dark.

    We welcomed 4 FNGs into our numbers in the largest sweaty ball of man I have ever seen. I got to hand it to the runners, the names for our new members were great. We welcome Tubbs, Tramp Stamp, Right Cheek and his brother Left Cheek to F3. May we forget your real names and always refer to you by your F3 names in public.

    Here are your Gnarly Nutria top finishers:

    1. Smooth – The World

    2. Turbo Tax – The World

    3. Pony Boy – Uptowner

    4. El Guapo – The World

    5. Mulligan – Uptowner

    6. End Time – The World

    7. YSR – Uptowner

    8. Swampcock – Uptowner

    9. Cavalier – Uptowner

    10. Mahatma-Ice – The World

    11. Right Cheek – The World

    12. Nip/Tuck – Uptowner

    13. Jadaveon – Uptowner

    14. Cowbell – The World

    15. Hawgcycle – The World

    16. Thighs – The World

    17. Freedo – Uptowner

    18. Cornbread – The World

    19. El Wire – Uptowner

    20. Mariah – Uptowner

    21. Rudy – The World

    22. Rocket – The World

    23. Peppa – Uptowner

    24. Saban – Uptowner

    25. Tubba – The World

    26. Tramp stamp – The World

    27. Bubba – The World

    28. Shorty – The World

    29. Brownbag – Uptowner

    30. Landing Strip – Uptowner

    Left cheek, Bad Moon, Two Yutes, Shooter, Bushwacker, Einstein, 86, Pi, Walleye, King Kong, Triple Shift, Reluctant Yankee, and Roots fell just outside the top 30 in this order. I couldn’t keep up with the names after Roots. Congrats to all who finished and all who completed 1 or 2 laps. Thank you for helping us all be better men as we do stupid, pointless things like run for no reason in the middle of a lightning storm while chased by Jaguars.

    I’m inviting you to our next AO at “the Boxing Match” sculpture in Kenner’s Rivertown. The first Wednesday of September will be the launch of the F3 NOLA “Fight Club.”

    Your Humble Scorekeeper (I don’t plan on doing this next year, so someone else better get hurt right before the race in 2019),

    RevSox

  • Pre-Game

    With the Gnarly Nutria on this evening’s agenda, YHC considered taking it easy on the PAX this morning at The Gipper.  That thought disappeared into the morning’s humidity as soon as Moby approached the AO wearing his new DeWalt contractor gloves, ready to get to work.  So we did:

    Warmup of Torso Twists, Toe Touches, Good Mornings, Squats, Cossack Squats, Front to Back Lunges, 3 Position Calf Raises, Seal Jacks, and SSHs, all IC 10x.

    Mosey to the Justice Center lawn for a 4 minute Tabata shuttle run…run 20 seconds, walk 10 seconds, repeat 8x for 4 minutes total effort.

    Mosey to the Justice Center Veterans Memorial and circle up on our sixes for 11 rounds IC 10x per round of:  Rower Situps, Straight Legged Jackknives (10x each side), and Hand Release Pushups.

    Mosey back to The Gipper for five solid minutes of Arm Circles (forward and back from golf ball to beach ball), OH Hand Claps, OH Air Presses, OH Scissors, Horizontal Scissors, and then we Hitchhiked our way to the

    Countorama, nameorama, and prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.  Looking forward to World Domination at the Gnarly Nutria tonight.