Uptown Wins 2020 Gnarly Nutria!
Uptown Wins 2020 Gnarly Nutria!

Uptown Wins 2020 Gnarly Nutria!

Date:07/15/2020
QIC:Reluctant Yankee
PAX:Akbar, Amnesia, Angie's List, Baby Yoda, Baywatch, Bieber, Belloq, Bones, Bongo, Boo-Boo, Bushwacker, Catfish, Chaser (FNG), CHIPS, Cowbell, Da Parish, Dry Socket (FNG), El Wire, Fez, Fracsac, Gabrielle, Grover, Gump, Hammer, Heisenberg, Hot Pants, I Love You Man, In Time, Jax, Jingle Vader, Kenner Brah, KI55,LuluLemon (FNG), Mariah, Medulla Oblongata, Mick, Moana, Moby Dick, Nip Tuck, Ocho (Southshore Ocho that is), Old Bay, Pelican, Pop a Lock, Quarterpipe, Quickbooks, Reluctant Yankee (QIC), Rev It, Rev Sox, Right Cheek, Roots, Shooter, Shorty, Spinxter, Squeal, Steve, STYX, TankedUp!, Three Way, Tinkles, Tool, Triple Shift, Tua, Tubs, TurboTax (YHC), Vagabond, War Eagle Waterpik
Nutria – An Animal You Will Be Seeing More Of

Winners usually write history but, in this case, you’re going to have to hear it from a loser. The 2020 Gnarly Nutria was epic. Torrential rains, flooding streets, Uptown ringers and police park patrols all contributed to an outstanding event. So without further adieu, here are your 2020 results (confirmed by a team of Swiss accountants no less):

Uptown-Winner with 828 points

World-1st Loser with 517 points

Northshore-2nd Loser with 463

But hey, who’s kidding who, we’re all winners right?

And individual results:

  1. LuluLemon (FNG), Uptown, 60 points
  2. In Time, NS, 59 points
  3. Ocho, Uptown, 58 points
  4. Cowbell, NS, 57 points
  5. Bieber, Uptown, 56 points
  6. I Love You Man, Uptown, 55 points
  7. Sphinxter, Uptown, 54 points
  8. Steve, NS, 53 points
  9. Nip Tuck, Uptown, 52 points
  10. Waterpik, NS, 51 points
  11. Catfish, World, 50 points
  12. Chaser (FNG), World, 49 points
  13. TankedUp!, NS, 48 points
  14. Tubs, World, 47 points
  15. El Wire, Uptown, 46 points
  16. Gump, Uptown, 45 points
  17. Bushwacker, NS, 44 points
  18. Mariah, Uptown, 43 points
  19. Three Way, Uptown, 42 points
  20. The Hammer, NS, 41 points
  21. Shorty, World, 40 points
  22. Quarterpipe, Uptown, 39 points
  23. Rev Sox, World, 38 points
  24. Right Cheek, World, 37 points
  25. Tua, World, 36 points
  26. Belloq, World, 35 points
  27. Tinkles, Uptown, 34 points
  28. JAX, World, 33 points
  29. Bones, Uptown, 32 points
  30. Roots, Uptown, 31 points
  31. Moana, Uptown, 30 points
  32. Fez, World, 29 points
  33. Grover, NS, 28 points
  34. Shooter, NS, 27 points
  35. Angie’s List, Uptown, 26 points
  36. Rev It, Uptown, 25 points
  37. Mick, NS, 24 points
  38. Bongo, World, 23 points
  39. Pop A Lock, Uptown, 22 points
  40. KI55, World, 21 points
  41. Tool, Uptown, 20 points
  42. STYX, World, 19 points
  43. Da Parish, World, 18 points
  44. Akbar, NS, 17 points
  45. Dry Socket (FNG), Uptown, 16 points
  46. Squeal, Uptown, 15 points
  47. Old Bay, Uptown, 14 points
  48. Vagabond, World, 13 points
  49. Hot Pants, Uptown, 12 points
  50. CHIPS, World, 11 points
  51. Pelican, NS, 10 points
  52. War Eagle, World, 9 points
  53. Quickbooks, World, 8 points
  54. Moby Dick, NS, 2 points
  55. Amnesia, NS, 1 point
  56. Baby Yoda, NS, 1 point
  57. Jingle Vader, Uptown, 1 point
  58. Kenner Brah, World, 1 point

Ruckers: Baywatch, Boo-Boo, Fracsac, Gabrielle, Heisenberg, and Triple Shift

Thanks to all the PAX who posted in the rain.

Good luck and prayers to RY (and his surgeon Bones) for a successful procedure and speedy recovery.

Hope to see you all on the Northshore in January for the Krazy Ivan!