IPC: It’s Pure Crud, By Coyote – from Goose
IPC: It’s Pure Crud, By Coyote – from Goose

IPC: It’s Pure Crud, By Coyote – from Goose

Date:2023-09-09
QIC:Goose
PAX:Cardinal, Enron, Goose, Lil Cuz, Paradox, Smooth Operator, Wiford Montana, Yankee Joe, Pope, Coyote, Duke, Gecko, Popeye, America’s Best,

Today was the worst day of my life, I had to fly like a squirrel, I had to fight in World War 3, I couldn’t cheat with my Merkins, I had a fight with this jerk named Jillian Michaels, and every five minutes this voice came out of nowhere and told me to either Lunge walk, murder my bunny, or carry my rifle. It was a nightmare in the morning! If you sit down and get your popcorn, I’ll tell you the whole story….
 
            It was dark and crisp as YHC unloaded the killer material that YHC was forced to inflict on such innocent men!  After a few quick warmups, and YHC led the mosey to the field by Bayou Road. After a few brief introductions, we started the 45-minute timer of death. As we started, YHC looked around and saw that it was clear that some of the Pax would not make it through all this. But some of us managed to get to round two without the 5-minute timer interrupting our progress. YHC saw Yankee Joe and thought he was going to puke! A few even ripped their shirts off to beat the heat. Everyone hated the random voice that told us to walk in a really weird way. We were talking about the voice and how it didn’t compliment or encourage us until the very end, when it gave us a wimpy “Great job.” 
 
            In the end, we all survived, it was exhausting to even say our nicknames. We all loaded up the coupons, two smashed to pieces.
 
            And blam! That’s the story of how F3 Thibodaux survived the Execution of IPC, Week 1.