F3 New Orleans

Author: Rudy

  • Yen Yang: Scrum Edition – from Bolt

    Squats/Yang: hold bottom of squat for 3 count and push ground away, squeeze glutes at top for each rep
    Merkins/Yang: hold mission impossible for 3 count and extend arms with plank jack at top for each rep
    Reverse lunges R/Yang: hold left leg at 90 degrees/R leg full reverse lunge with tall torso for 3 count, stand up and touch L elbow-R knee
    Derkins/Yang: one derkin to Peter Parker to derkin for each rep
    Reverse lunges L: hold right leg at 90 degrees/L leg full reverse lunge with tall torso for 3 count, stand up and touch R elbow-L knee
    Irkins/Yang: one irkin to Parker Peter to irkin for each rep
    Side lunges R then L: focus on driving through lunged heel, “pushing Earth away from you” on the up
    Diamond merkins/Yang: diamond mission impossible for 3 count, extend arms with shoulder taps at top

    Tricep dips
    Last Man Sitting (hold people’s chair as long as possible and begin squats upon tapping out until last man breaks people’s chair)
    Mtn. climbers
    Mary (LBC, dying cockroaches, penguins, American hammers)
    Burpees sprinkled in with every song skip
    COT

  • False Fall is gone – Make America Burpee Again – from Hokie

    YHC awakened to another day and another Q-less calendar so I took the Q at Renaissance

    As 0630 approached 8 Pax gathered at NOMA

    WARMORAMA
    20 SSH
    Roll some ankles
    Shrug some shoulders
    Roll some necks

    THE THANG
    Partner workout

    Team up in teams of two
    EVERYtime the team pairs up 10 Burpees

    Pax 1 then runs around NOMA
    while Pax 2 start towards 100 team count of called exercise

    EVERYtime the team pairs up 10 Burpees
    Switch and Pax 1 continues exercise and Pax 2 runs around NOMA

    That is a lot of burpees over 35ish minutes!

    At 0710 back of NOMA for 10 more burpees and 100 seconds of Sunday mornings

  • No cars were damaged & Frac possibly broke a sweat – from Hokie

    At 0600 YHC noticed no one had signed up to Q either workout in New Orleans so I took Mothership and took a quick “minute” to decide, based on recent broken windows how to protect our cars.

    We gathered at our normal spot and did a minute each of warm ups with Slow Vigodas followed by grass grabbers and Imperial Walkers.

    We then moseyed about 20 yards towards the peristyle and specifically to 4 sets of benches with two pax per bench.

    With the continued theme of these thugs taking less than a minute to break into cars, we would do the following for one minute each

    First evolution – legs!

    1. L leg step ups
    2. R leg step ups
    3. L leg Bulgarian split squats
    4. Surprise… R L BSS
    5. Bobby Harley’s…
    6. Monkey Humpers
    7. L leg forward lunges
    8. R leg forward lunges
    9. L leg backward lunges
    10. R leg backward lunges

    At this point, my quads were already feeling the leg focus but Frac was complaining he wasn’t sweating and the ladies in the peristyle were working harder than we were, YHC did not allow the Mumblechatter to distract than plan so we did a rinse and repeat to focus on legs for this 1st evolution.

    Next a Tabata with …. ONE MINUTE of work and 15 seconds of rest and the goal was for the Pax to work for the entire minute in each of the 10 rounds. 10 rounds of 1 FULL minute of burpees followed 15 seconds of rest was the plan but modifications seemed to be the plan of most Pax

    Next evolution…. SHOUKDERS

    Another Tabata EASING up on the Pax so only 45 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest…

    1. Hindu Merkins
    2. Mountain climbers
    3. T—Merkins
    4. Shoulder Taps
    5. Angle grinders

    Rinse & Repeat

    Last evolution

    Only 30 seconds of work, 15 seconds of rest
    10 Rounds
    Burpees

    Thanks for allowing me to Q. Sorry it was too soft. 😜

  • Kansas City Chiefs Rally – from Einstein

    But BBQ doesn’t.

    Warmup:
    all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Shoulder Rolls, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillys,
    Neck Rolls

    Thang:
    With Deck of Cards, each pax is assigned their suit: Moby-hearts, Jose10K-spades, Mathlete-diamonds, Einstein-clubs
    one at a time, each pax draws a card, the owner of that suit calls out an exercise of their choice and we do that amount of the card.
    Jokers – back-peddle around the upper deck

    We made it through the deck just as time expired.
    BBQ missed it all – his sweat-o-meter KCC hat would have registered south of the top squatchee button.

    Count-o-rama

    Jose-10K led us out with a prayer

  • God Save The Queen (and us) – from Tinkles

    Good idea, poor execution. We ventured away from higher learning and back to our playground roots. After a warm up we BLIMPED our way down St. Charles to Daneel playground. Partnered up for some Dora 1-2-3 with burpees, LBC, and squats. Noted on the corner was the house of one of our limey pax flying the Union Jack. A moment of silence was considered but we were short on time. Indian run back the flag with modification and chaos ensuing. Oh well. Count off and namorama with a welcome back to Poboy. Blessings for a great weekend.

  • Gipper Gold – from Einstein

    Plenty of entertainment at the Gipper on this cool 60 degree morning. With BBQ displaying his Irish Riverdance skills
    and Fletch pining about his unsuccessful panning for Gold after swallowing his gold tooth crown.

    Warmup:
    all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Shoulder Rolls, Imperial Walkers, Hi Jack Hi Jills, Hillbillys,
    High Knees, Butt Kicks, Neck Rolls, Thumb Drives, Scissor Kicks (aka Irish Dance), Good Mornings, Cherry Pickers,etc.

    Thang:
    Carry, Pick up, and put down cinder blocks many times

    Mary:
    Rosalittas, Gas Pumps, V-Ups, Big Boys Sit-Ups

    Count-o-rama

    Fletch meister led us out with a prayer.

  • Great fall weather – from PVC

    Warmorama
    Abe Vigoda, grass grabber, arm circles, imperial walker, mountain climber

    Thang:
    End zone to end zone:
    5 merkins hustle to 25yard line add 10 BBS hustle to 50 add 15 SSH hustle to 75 add 20 squat. Rinse repeat for 4 cycles.

    Deck of cards:
    Numerous merkins and exercises plus a 400m sprint

    Coolorama :
    Abe Vigoda, grass grabber, arm circles, imperial walker, mountain climber

    COT
    Keep Brushburn in your prayers during the battle he is in at the moment. Let’s pray the Lord guides him into peace and joy.

    Respectfully,
    YHC

  • Squats and Merks, Cardio and Mary – from Russo

    We did indeed reach down into the 60s this morning at Granny’s (67 to be more precise), where a Fantastic Pax of 4 gathered to start their day. Really good mumblechatter today revolving mainly around Cobra Kai, driver’s ed, gambling with quarters, and good Hulu shows about drugs, with a special appearance by the lunge vs. squat debate.

    Warm up (all IC, 10x)
    – Good mornings
    – Cherry pickers
    – Arm circles
    – Toe touches
    – Imperial walkers
    – Self love

    Thang

    40 seconds Tabata – taking turns among Pax choosing between “Squats and Merks” and “Cardio and Mary”, flip a coin to determine which one of the two, then roll dice to determine the actual exercise.

    Choices:
    Squats (Heads) and Merks (Tails)

    2 – Bobby Hurley’s Knerkins
    3 – Jump squats Wide
    4 – Sumo squats. Diamond
    5 – hallelujah squats Split
    6 – Deep squats Side to side
    7- Side to side squats Partner
    8 – Tuck Jump T merkins
    9 – Split squats Merkin (normal)
    10 – Narrow squats. Wild card
    11 – Wild Card Wide
    12 – In and out squats Hand release

    Cardio (Heads) and Mary (Tails)

    2 – High knees Hello Dollies
    3 – Butt kicks Box cutters
    4 – SSHs Rosalitas
    5 – Wild card. Flutter kicks
    6 – Seal jacks. LBCs
    7- Suicides Big boi sit-ups
    8 – Back pedals Wild card
    9 – Karaoke. Leg raises
    10 – Goof balls Gas pumps
    11 – Plank jacks Heels to heaven
    12 – Moroccan night clubs Circle ups

    As promised, there were no burpees and moseying was kept to a minimum (although just barely meeting the “minimum” standard after the suicides).

    COT, Name-o-Rama, announcements, and prayer to close us out.

    Thanks for joining and reading. I’ll work on something even more complicated and with more props for next. SYITG