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  • Krazy Ivan 2019

    Despite the Krazy Ivan Rules Committee’s best efforts to confuse and disorient the Southshore PAX into (1) not showing up; (2) showing up at the wrong time; (3) showing up at the wrong place; (4) wondering whether an event actually was going to take place; and (5) thinking that even if the event did take place the whole thing would be a waste of time and money due to its apparently lack or organization and rules, the Southshore PAX (with the notable exception of Jadeveon and Mulligan who are both easily confused and dissuaded as well as RY who is exceptional at making excuses) managed to not only show up but to capture the Freedom Hammer with a convincing 401-340 victory.  It was windy, it was cold, it was completely stupid and utterly pointless.  It was also colorful with PAX displaying their personalities for all to see with their choice of tank top as well as chest and back hair grooming choices.  Most of all it was an epic good time with another impressive display of middle distance running from the Southshore’s Smooth who crushed the competition and established his position as F3NOLA’s premier all season runner having won the Gnarly Nutria over the Summer and now the Krazy Ivan in the Winter.  Lots of friendly competition and some quality F2 afterwards made all 10 minutes of organization and preparation worth it.

    Here’s how they ran:

    1. Smooth
    2. In Time
    3. TurboTax
    4. Cavalier
    5. Astro
    6. Left Cheek
    7. Mahatma Ice
    8. El Guapo
    9. Hawgcycle
    10. Shorty
    11. The Hammer
    12. Rudy
    13. Steve
    14. Catfish
    15. Bushwacker
    16. Zoolander
    17. Butt Splice
    18. Suckles
    19. Sogo
    20. Bongo
    21. Hose
    22. Shooter
    23. Woz
    24. Chewy
    25. Heisenberg
    26. Rev Sox
    27. Gabrielle
    28. The Pelican
    29. Grundy
    30. Fracsac
    31. Jose Mourhino
    32. Barely Legal
    33. Pai Gow
    34. Mambi
    35. Da Parish
    36. Hokie Pokey

    Also making cameo appearances for a lap a piece:  EiEi, Einstein and Ocho.

    Special thanks to The Manny and his lovely assistant, Mary, for scoring the finish and tabulating the results using the Krazy Ivan’s proprietary algorithm.

    Thanks for coming out for the Krazy Ivan guys.  Take care of the Freedom Hammer, Smooth.  The Northshore PAX wants it back next year!

  • YaMomAnEm’s VQ

    Warm Up: 30 side straddle hops, 25 imperial walkers, 20 plankjacks, arm circles (10 forward, 10 backwards)

    The Thang: Route 66 – there was some debate on whether or not there were 10 or 11 planters on the lakefront. Turns out i miscounted, and there was actually only 10 planters. One Pax ran to each of the ten planters and did an increasing number of decline merkins (ended with 10 decline merkins on the 10th planter), while the other Pax did dying cockroaches. The Pax partnered up and alternated until all 10 planters had been completed. We then mosey’d down the lakefront and did a set of BLIMPS (5 burpees, 10 lunges, 15 imperial walkers, 20 merkins, 25plankjacks, 30 squats). We then mosey’d to the levee and did 2 sets of Bernie Sanders while the Pax at the bottom of the levee did burpees. We then mosey’d to the flag for the COT

  • Stomp #177 – The Road Less Traveled

    Eight men posted this Tuesday to enjoy some cool crisp air and another F3 Stomp.  T-claps to Hawg for EH-ing his buddy in town from SC.  He used the word “mittens” right off the bat so there was some strong nickname material already in place.  The plan for the day was to alter the route and take the road less traveled, or possibly never traveled in an F3 workout.  After the disclaimer, we embarked on a 35min run south along Marconi, left on City Park Ave., then Moss St. along the bayou out as far as your pace allowed before heading back on the other side of the bayou and past the museum, then sweep the six if back before all eight PAX were at the flag.  T-claps to those who pushed hard and made it to/past the end of the bayou.  Some good f2 was enjoyed along the run as we covered between 4-5 miles. 

    We had approx 5-6 min left to cap things off with a “happy ending” on the neutral ground near the circle.  After getting some minds out of the gutter, we aimed to knock out 100 burpees Dora style with PAX#1 running around the circle while PAX#2 does burpees AMRAP.  The guys pushed hard and we got close but but time and energy was not on our side. 

    Back to the flag for the COT.  Welcome FNG Puppet Show who vowed to never return…he lives in SC and was in town for a short stay.  Great job men for continuing to push each other to get faster and stronger! 

    Tool       

  • Uptowner Murph

    We had a dirty dozen for the Murph this morning at The Uptowner. Given the limited pull-up bar space, we broke up the run into 4 half – mile runs, staggering groups of 6ish.

    The Murph never disappoints. Lots of us struggle with pull-ups and how do you get better at pull-ups? By doing pull-ups.

    Great work today. Lots of prayers for those affected by cancer in our community. Let’s take the lessons we learn in the gloom back to our friends and families as we strive to be servant-leaders.

  • Presto Change-o!

    tick…tock…tick…tock…The countdown is on! THE most extreme and hardcore athletic event in the United States, if not the world will be here in less than 48 hours (as of the writing of this back blast). The best of the best of the best will descend upon the Mandeville Lakefront to face the brutal elements brought forth just in the nick of time by the obsequious mother nature. Tank tops – CHECK, freedom hammer – CHECK, blustery cold weather – CHECK…it’s GO TIME!

    WARM-O

    10, 15, or 20 of:

    toe touches

    torso twists

    high knees

    butt kicks

    fire hydrants

    scorpion kicks

    In order to get the running faithful of the city hall scramble a lil taste of the ivan route, QIC changed it up and lead the PAX down monroe, following the the loop, and up w. beach to the last bit o lakeshore dr. before heading back.

    MARY-ISH

    Waiting for the PAX at the AO was the legendary, yet sinister, DICE O DOOM! We each had a roll and , much to the relief of every soul assembled, there was no roll for 50 burpees!

    COUNT-O/NAME-O

    Chewy prayed us out. Thanks guys for following my crippled lead and best of luck to all who won’t be in FLORIDA saturday night!


  • #42

    Jackie Robinson once said, “A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives”. Today, 42 men showed up in the soggy gloom to face the Mountain. Today, we caught a glimpse of the incredible impact F3 has had on a growing number of lives as we set yet another AO record for attendance.

    “Life is not a spectator sport. If you’re going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion you’re wasting your life.”

    No spectators here – we jumped right into the thing after the disclaimer and an awe-inspiring cartwheel demonstration by Crop Duster.

    • Brief mosey to Tulane’s front yard for an oval warmup
      • Side Straddle Hop x 25
      • Imperial Walker Squats x 20
      • Arm Circles Forward/Back x 15
    • Mosey to top of the Mountain via the stairs
      • 11’s comprised of Leg Raises and Burpees
      • LBC’s OYO to wait for the 6
      • Merkins x 10
    • Mosey down the Mountain to Touchdown Jesus via stairs
      • Pax formed groups of 3
      • Pax 1 executed Squats AMRAP style at one end while Pax 2 held a Plank at the opposite end of the lawn. Pax 3 ran to tap out Pax 2 and take his spot so that he could then take Pax 1’s position doing Squats. Continued this rotation allowing each Pax to complete Squats, then Jumping Lunges, followed by Monkey Humpers. This is tough to explain in writing, but much tapping occurred and all were jolly.
      • DIZZY BEAR! – Traditional Bear Crawl that leads into a Reverse Bear Crawl upon Q yelling, “DIZZY BEAR!”
      • Merkins x 10
      • Dying Cockroach x 20

    “This ain’t fun. But you watch me, I’ll get it done.”

    It sure ain’t always fun, but it’s worth it.

    I’ll leave y’all with one last Jackie Robinson quote as I think it ties even more directly into what we’re doing than the previous ones, “F3 is great.”

    Lobsta (FNG), Grimace (FNG), Pops (F3 Cleveland), Monty (F3 Cleveland), Sesame Street (F3 Naperville), Crop Duster (F3 Naperville and visiting cartwheel extraordinaire), Gabrielle, Willie, King Kong, Medulla, Peppa, Douille, Saban, Sandbar, Brown Bag, Chiquita, Two Yutes, Fracsac, Bad Moon, Chowda, Jingle Vader, G-Spot, Bartman, Piranha, Landing Strip, Mariah, Reluctant Yankee, Flaming Lips, Giligan, Wash n’ Fold, Cavalier, Bones, Quincy, False Start, Cowbell, Angie’s List, Quarter Pipe, Tinkles, 86, Nine Lives

  • Round Robin at The Gipper

    With our designated Q, Maverick, busy with his new 2.0, it was up to the PAX to deliver their own beatdown Wednesday morning at The Gipper. Go time arrived, the assembled veteran PAX disclaimed themselves silently, and then we got down to business.

    YHC initially took the lead with a warmup of SSHs, windmills, merkins, plank jacks, toe touches, seal jacks, imperial squat walkers and torso twists, all IC.

    Tanked Up! picked up the baton and moseyed the PAX to the back of the Taj Mahal where he administered a series of suicides – sprint/backpedal; shuffle there and back; and then old fashioned sprint there and back. Tanked Up! then ran us around to the front of the Taj Mahal, assembled us around the flagpole, and turned things over to Ringo.

    Ringo adopted Einstein’s “give the PAX an exercise to do while you bear crawl to the flagpole and back” routine and worked us over pretty good with merkins and various Mary exercises.

    After giving Einstein a little bit of his own medicine around the flagpole, Ringo then led the PAX to the front of the Justice Center for box jumps, the freak nasty, and step ups.

    Bushwacker took over at that point with a mosey around the Justice Center to the back stairs where we performed Irkins up the stairs, followed by bunny hops down the stairs. Rinse and repeat twice, descending with backwards bear crawls the first time and crab walks the next.

    Finally, Shooter mercifully took us back to the shovel flag for Mary: 45 seconds each of planks, Nolan Ryans each side, Rosalitas and finally Tanked Up!’s favorite, wife pleasers.

    Countorama, nameorama and Einstein prayed us out remembering our Southshore brother Terabyte and hoping that Maverick’s M and 2.0 are healthy and happy.

  • Choppa Style or just 60-45-30

    I took the time last night to plan a beautiful beatdown for the PAX this am. Unfortunately I over planned and I did NOT get to the special CHOPPA part of the beatdown.

    28 PAX posted – It was a chilly 44 degrees but decent weather.

    Not modeling good F3 form – we started at 531. We moseyed around the golf course lot to the bandstand in Oak Alley.

    We started with a warm up: SSH x 20, Imp Walker Squats x 20, Peter Parkers x 10, and Parker Peters x 20. We sealed the warm up with 5 burpees in honor of Terabyte.

    Then we ran a lap in Oak Alley and back.

    Once we were back we did the 60-45-30 workout. AMRAP we did MERKS, PLank Walk, and Jump Squats

    60 secs Merks, 60 sec Plank Walk, 60 sec Jump Squats , 20 sec rest

    Then we did 45 sec Merks, 45 sec Plank Walk, and 45 sec Jump Squats, 20 sec rest

    Then we did 30 sec Merks, 30 sec Plank Walk, and 30 sec Jump Squats, 20 sec rest

    That was one full – exercise group.

    After that we did a long mosey up Oak Alley around the golf course and back to the bandstand

    We did 60-45-30 again with Burpees, Low Country Crab and Mtn Climbers.

    Pushed it up Oak Alley for another lap.

    Back to the shelter for one last 60-45-30.

    We did dips, step ups left leg (sorry! no right leg – that left leg is going to be huge), and wall sits lifting legs

    After that session was planning on a big finish with the right leg step ups sorry. better do those on your own and then my finale was going to be CHOPPA STYLE

    Play the song CHOPPA STYLE

    When he says CHOPPA style do a feet to hands jump, when he says choppa choppa plank jack and when he says who dey’ – do a merk.

    Hopefully I get someone to let me do this in the next week!

    Always a pleasure to lead in the GLOOM!

  • Amnesty’s New Sneaks

    Amnesty made a special request for a dry workout. He recently purchased some new sneaks, and hoped to keep them mud free. The request was honored. After all, it’s Amnesty. His new neon green sneakers offered a beacon of light on this gloomy morning. 13 men showed up for the challenge. The usual disclaimer and off we go.


    Warm-up COP:

    SSH x 20 IC, IW x 20 IC, Plank Jacks, x 20 IC, Windmills x 10 IC, Arm Circles 10 forward 10 backward IC, Mountain climbers x 20 IC

    Route 66 down Roosevelt Mall: Dips. 5 dips at first bench, increase 1 dip each bench, ending at 17.

    Next we moseyed to NOMA.

    Right leg power-ups x 20 IC, Left leg power-ups x 20 IC. Then a Merkin ladder up the steps of NOMA, with 8 Merkins on the bottom step and 1 Merkin at the top. Back to the fountain for 10 box jumps, right leg step-ups x 20 IC, left leg step-ups x 20 IC. And back to the steps to repeat another Merkin ladder.

    Next, partner up for Dora 1-2-3. 100 Floyd Mayweathers, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s, while the other Pax runs around NOMA.

    Then we moseyed back to the flag, stopping halfway for some Mary. Flutter kicks x 20 IC, Hello Dolly x 20 IC, Dying cockroach x 20 IC. We ended back at the flag, and succeeded in our mission. We kept Amnesty’s sneakers dry. Count-off, Name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer. Thanks for letting me lead.

  • A Miscue at the Marsh

    This morning’s beatdown had no creative themes and no coupons were used. There were no musical numbers. And this backblast (probably) won’t have any rhyming couplets. And that is because this beatdown, though it was to be led by the always-reliable and always-creative Grundy, was, in fact, Grundy-less.

    But that was no problem with the crew the Marsh brings in these days. There was some Saints-Eagles chatter while we waited (Bushwacker reminding us that Grundy usually comes in hot), but alas, we eventually had to pull the trigger and YHC was the first to grab warm-up duties.

    Warmorama: Good Mornings, Toe Touches, Windmills, SSH, Seal Jacks, High Knees, (all 20x IC) and 20x merkins OYO.

    The Thang: Started with a warm-up run around the block to hit our 1 mile ISI challenge, then off to the pull-up bars to get to business:

    1st Set of 7’s: 6 pull-ups to 1 merkin, down to 1 pull-up and 6 merkins.

    2nd Set of 7’s: 6 hanging knees-to-chest to 1 burp-up (NOT to be confused with a burpo. Totally different and YHC knows the difference, totally.)

    Over to the rickety metal benches for some loud leg work:

    • Left leg knee ups, right leg knees ups, 10x IC.
    • Irkins 10x IC
    • Left leg Bulgarians, Right leg Bulgarians, 15x IC.
    • Freak Nasties, 16x IC
    • Box Jumps x10 (cut short, as we only intended to wake up the neighbors on Livingston, not the entirety of Old Mandeville).

    [Sidebar: All numbers above are entirely accurate, Wacker. Though YHC will admit he’s lucky that he does not have to be audited by Grundy (since, again, he was not there).]

    Over to the court for a round of: Monkey Humpers 20x IC, followed by bunny hopping half the court, bear crawling the rest. Rinse and repeat back.

    And finally some Mary: big flutter kicks, little flutters, hello Dolly’s, Freddie Mercs., all at or around 20x IC.

    COT, Pik prayed us out. Thanks men, enjoyed the impromptu lead! And thank you, Grundy – looking forward to tomorrow’s meeting with Sandy!