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  • Burpees Over Broadway

    The scheduled Q had to live Third and take a 2.0 off to college, so the Q was up for grabs Friday evening.  Rudy and YHC put it to the pax for a vote – me with the possibility of a burpee warm-up or Rudy and a likely Broadway themed workout.  Pending some controversy regarding unregistered voters, my burpee filled workout eeked out a one vote victory as the poll closed.

    The Disclaimer and Mission

    Since Q-school I’ve made a conscious effort to give more attention to the disclaimer.  Quick Draw noticed.  I also tagged a little information on about our mission – to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.  The idea being that as we grow in physical and mental strength, and as we become more disciplined men we will naturally start to look outward for ways to strengthen our community.  To serve others you have to be humble, and there’s no better exercise to humble yourself than the burpee.

    The Thang

    Warm up – I am Third

    • 20 burpees OYO
    • Chop Wood IC x 20; Imperial Walkers IC x 20; J-Lo’s IC x 20
    • Burpees EMOM (12, 12, 12, 12, 10, 10)
    • Arm Circles OYO
    • 12 Burpees OYO

    100 bupees in the first 15 minutes.  Well done men.  During the EMOM rest we discussed the Gayle Sayers Autobiography “I Am Third,” meaning to put God first, family and community second, and yourself third.  We discussed Mark 8:34 where Jesus told the disciples that anyone that wants to follow Him must take up their cross and deny themselves.  During the arm circles we reflected on last week’s Morning Calling where we discussed how Solomon.  He sought purpose by fulfilling his own desires and came to the conclusion that life is meaningless, much in the same way that little baby arm circles are basically meaningless (don’t you think, Yankee?)

    We broke for water and moseyed to the Big Lake, pairing up with a similarly sized man along the way.

    Stand By Your Brother – Accountability

    We need other men in our lives to stand by us and hold us accountable, to make sure that we are prioritizing the things that bring purpose and meaning to life and not falling into the easy trap of serving ourselves.  To illustrate this our exercise involved one man doing 10 merkins while his partner stood by him and did 10 squats.  We flapjacked after each set of 10 until we reached a total of 100 merkins and 100 squats.

    Carry Your Brother – Service

    Sometimes we are called to carry those around us, no matter how heavy the burden.  After a brief demonstration using Cowbell, we fireman carried (or carried on our back) our partner to the Foundry, flapjacking along the way

    Pull ups – Iron Sharpens Iron

    We needed to get some pull-ups in for this month’s ISI Challenge.  Pax 1 does 5 pull-ups while Pax 2 planks.  Continue flapjacking until time is called.

    Circle of Air Chairs – Helping Others Do What’s Hard 

    Everyone gets in an air chair – good form with thighs parallel to the ground.  10 second count starts when the Q is satisfied that everyone is low enough.  The Pax were instructed to look around and call out anyone that was not in the correct position.  After a couple of call outs and a reset after 2, the pax looked good and the 10 count was won.

    In Mark 8:34 Jesus calls Peter Satan because Peter told Jesus that he must not got to Jerusalem to die.  Peter said what he did because he loved Jesus.  He didn’t want to see Jesus go through the crucifixion.  But Jesus knew the will of God and Peter was standing in the way of God’s will.  Be careful not to try and protect those you love from doing the will of God when it is hard.

    Tabata – Digging Deep

    After Moseying back to the Great Lawn we circled up for Tabata (8 cycles of 20 seconds max effort followed by 10 seconds of rest).  We used Wide Merkins, Monkey Humpers, World War II Sit-ups, and Burpees.

    Tabata is a great exercise, but you are only going to see great gains from it if you go all out during the 20 seconds of exercise.  Going all out for 20 seconds is hard.  You have to dig deep.  I believe that we find purpose and meaning when we look outside of ourselves and live to serve others.  However, denying yourself and living humbly is hard.  You have to dig deep

    Mary and Legs – What to do When You Have 4 Minutes Left

    Mary: LBT IC x 30, Dying Cockroach IC x 31

    3-6-3 Squats:  Super Slow full four count for the first 3 and hold it on the last one, then normal cadence for the next 6 and finish with 3 super slow and a hold.

    Naked Man Moleskin

    We are in preliminary discussions with Son of a Saint  about how we might partner with them.  We are going to start with a few F3 lead workouts in the next couple of months and see where it goes.  My idea is that we would use the workouts to teach leadership skills, much the way the GoRucks do.  Today was my attempt at a practice run.  I welcome your feedback.

  • First Annual (Semi-Annual? Monthly? Weekly???) Northshore 10K Sandwich

    So a couple weeks ago it seemed like a good idea.  We’d run 5K before the workout, no biggie, we’ve done that before.  But this time we’d just add a little 5K after the workout.  Sounds easy enough, right.

    FOREPLAY

    YHC, Steve, and Turbo met at 0600 and put 3.1 miles in the bank.  Then back to the flag for the workout.

     

    INTERCOURSE (??)

    Warmup (who knows if any of this is right…)

    • SSH
    • Windmills
    • IW
    • Seal Jacks
    • Peter Parkers
    • Other things?
    • All x 20 IC

    Mosey west a bit for:

    • Plankorama
      • Plank hold
      • Southern Gent
      • Northern Aggressor (a.k.a. Kim Jung Un??)
      • Right arm high
      • Add right leg high
      • Plank hold
      • Left arm high
      • Add left leg high
      • Plank hold
      • Air presses x 40 IC
      • Shoulder taps x 20 IC
      • Plank Hold
      • Air presses x 40 IC
      • Newton’s Cradle x 40 IC
      • Bitching and Moaning
      • Plank hold
      • Recover

    THANG

    BLIMPS with the following constituent exercises.  Afer each, slow mosey 30 yards, carioca 30 yards, sprint 30 yards.

    • Burpees x 5
    • Lunges x 10
    • IW x 15
    • Merkins x 20
    • Plank jacks x 25
    • Squats x 30

    Lots of ten (and multiples of ten) counts sprinkled and interspersed.  It was hot.

    Mosey back east a bit for toe touchers x 20 IC.  At this time, I occasioned to merely suggest that I might consider the possibility of potentially canceling the second half of the 10K sando.  Turbo shut that down quickly, in a manner consistent with his moniker.

    Back to flag for 13 minutes of MaryJane (#justcoinedanexercise)

    • LBC x 30 IC
    • Fred Merc’s x 20 IC
    • Nolan Ryans x 15 each side
    • Jane Fondas x 10 IC
    • Jane Fonda pulses x 10 IC
    • Jane Fonda Toe to knee x IC
    • Bitching and Moaning
    • Jane Fonda knee to knee x 10 IC
    • Bitching and Moaning
    • Switch sides and rinse/repeat all above Jane Fondas

     

    Announceorama. Prayerorama.

     

    CIGARETTE

    I had broughten a cooler with ice and water in preparation for the sandwich.  Turbo coaxed me off the starting line for the second 5K; Tanked Up manned up for the second half of the sandwich.  Turtle joined us for 1 mile of it.  It was brutal.  Back at the cooler after mile one, I doth protest too much and announced that I was done.  Again, in a most swift, stern, and surly manner, Turbo informed me that no, I was actually going to finish what I had started.  I then offered a certified medical reason for my premature renunciation of the sandwich: I was really, really thirsty.  Being the MacGyver-like problem solve that he is, Turbo instructed your most humble, and by this time beat-down, narrator to bring a damn bottle of water with me, and we completed the 5k.

    Coffeteria.

     

    EPILOGUE

    On the drive home I was totally beat, mentally and physically.  To soothe the mental part, I put the second movement of Schubert’s first Piano Trio on “the radio” in the car for the ride home.  If you want to see some hot tomatoes making some fine music, check it out.  But I got dibbs on cellist Julie Albers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGSvcnQ7J20

     

    Turbo – Honestly man, thank you for pushing me.  I wanted to quit.  I knew I couldn’t do it, but you knew I could.  This is F3.

     

     

     

  • Get On Up at the Uptowner

    On Thursday, I received a text from Hawgcycle to pinch hit at the Uptowner since no one signed up.  I gladly obliged and thought of what I would do.  While talking with my M, she suggested we do 5 minutes of Get Ups instead of the 6 minutes of Mary.  That works!

     

    WARM UP

    SSH x 40 IC

    Windmills x 15 IC

    Shoulder Shrugs x 10 IC

    Arm Circles x 20 IC (forward and back)

    Romanian Single Leg Deadlift with rock x 15 IC each leg

    Curtsy Lungers x 15 IC

     

    THE THANG

    Farmer’s Carry Buckets of Sand or Water 100 yards (50 out and 50 back) then perform the exercises below x 3.  T-Claps to Torque who carried 2 buckets of sand = 110 lbs!

    25 Overhead Press with Heavy Rock

    25 Merkins

    25 Front Squats with Heavy Rock

     

    CORE

    One of the indicators of someone’s risk of mortality is the inability to get off the floor without using your hands or arms for support.  So instead of a standard core workout, we did four minutes of get ups.  I would have done 6 minutes but ran out of time.  As the name indicates, we lay on the ground and stand up without our hands touching the ground then lay back down.  It doesn’t sound complicated but it was complicated!  To make it more difficult for our more mobile pax, the progression would look like this.  Right hand on right knee or left hand on left knee to perform the get ups.  The next level of difficulty would be right hand on the left knee or left hand on right knee to perform the get ups.  Again, your hands or arms can’t touch the ground to give you support.  Finally, the most difficult get up would be to hold a weighted object to perform the get up.   After much mumble chatter, the timer went off.

     

    Countoff, Namerama and COT.   Thank you for the privilege of leading!

     

     

  • Lafitte’s Plunge

     

    YHC arrived at 5:30 am for the pre-workout and no one was there because the Thang was to start at 6 pm because of the time change.  Well, lo and behold, someone was opening up the facility and YHC was left alone to wait inside.  For future reference, the opening time of 5:30 am is not a scheduled opening but was a fluke this time.

    As the Pax arrived for 6 am, there was nothing but confusion because there were no other swimmers but just the men from F3 looking to get in their downpainment.

     

    Countoff, Namerama and COT – Prayers for my friend Shelly who lost her husband a year ago and has to raise 3 young children.

    200 meter –  warm up

    500 meters – swim 50 meters and rest for 10 seconds and repeat 10 times

    100 meter – catch ups

    150 meter – breast stroke

    200 meter – sprint 25 out and recover 25 back x 4

     

     

  • Friday Morning Burn

    I had a nightmare about fartsacking this morning’s Q.  Luckily that didn’t happen, and we had a healthy 18 PAX out for a hot, muggy beatdown at Wolfpack Mountain.  We began with a quick mosey to the 1st floor of WPM for warmup:
    -20 x plank jacks
    -20 x SSH
    -20 x elbow lift planks

    Then we Indian ran in two groups to the top of WPM.  There, we did a cycle of 30 seconds of AMRAP of the following exercises:
    1. jump squat
    2. merkin
    3. split lunge
    4. burpee
    5. squat

    Between each 30 seconds of exercise, we did 30 seconds of rest. And we went through 1-5, but held the squat for 20 at the end before last rest.  Rinse & repeat a total of 3 cycles through all exercises.

    We then headed to down the stairs to the benches in the Loyola quad and did the following:

    -20 x L power up

    -10 x decline merkins

    -20 x R power up

    -15 x dips

    We then moseyed to the main circle for some ab exercises:

    -20 x LBC

    -20 x penguins

    -20 x V-up

    -20 x LBT

    -20 x flutter kicks (mistakenly labeled hello dolly by YHC)

    -20 x pickle pounder

    Then we moseyed back to flag for COT.  Great workout.  Hopefully things are back to “normal” after a couple of days of chaos around here.

  • The 300

    Among the threat of weather, 3 dedicated pax made it out to the AO dependent upon the concrete umbrella. However typical LA sky q fartsacked again out of nowhere, *cough* chipper *cough* shorty, so things worked out for the best.

    Warm up

    -ssh x 20

    -imperial walkers x 20

    -windmills x 20

    -armcircles x 20 forward and backward

    -keep them up, seal claps x 20

    THE THANG:

    mosey to the play station. The goal to reach is 300 squats, 300 pull ups, and 300 body rows. Two pax work on the goal while the other makes a half of a mile lap around the tennis court and upon his return, he and another pax swaps out. One is always running and two are always working towards the goal. After three rounds of laps, the three completed the three 300 rep exercises. After finishing with some ww2s and some lbcs, the pax circles for prayer and proceeded on to the rest of the day.

    The three pax put forth an effort similar to that of the mighty 300 Spartans as they typically do. Impressed and honored, I would go to battle again with them anyday. #TClaps

    This is Troubled Waters
  • When the Levee Breaks…

    Okwata

    With all the hype, emergency notices at 3 am, non-working stormwater pumps, rumors, politicians and of course rain,  main themes of this workout was levee and water.

    Warmup (typical) at the fountain:

    SSH X 25

    Windmills X 20

    IW X 20

    Arm Circles X 31

    Mosey to levee for long mosey over to circle of benches

    During way over,  embrace the levee by running 4 hills up and down,  a bit wet though at the toe,  even more water getting to benches…

    Circle of Benches

    One full rotation of benches,

    Dips X 10 each bench, with feet in the water below benches,  but no rain entire workout!

    Lunge from bench to bench

    Mosey back to Lakefront and over to Canal Blvd

    4 corner Burpees

    Each corner had (10) on odd corners and (5) on even

    Repeated again,  running in between including up & down levee

    Mosey back up the levee and to picnic tables with chin up bar for some rotations

    Rotations

    A foul smell came from the trash can originally assumed to be crawfish,  but we are out of season….  Eventually our smell overtook it.

    Time keeper was running up levee with (5) squats at the crown,  and back down

    Other stations were chin ups and mercans,  now we are getting tired

    Core Work

    Final last focus on one area we missed out on

    Held plank for ~ 2:00 minutes focusing on Breath 

    In honor of Louis Armstrong’s birthday last Friday We did (117) Hello Dolly’s (well it sounded good at first like Satchmo,  we stopped at 20 due to bad timing…)

    Russian Twist 15

    Held plank again for 1:30

    Back to invisible flag for COT, nam-a rama, count, intentions, announcements, etc

    Well I myself enjoyed it,  I am feeling it tonight, hope all other felt the same.  Safe travels from our fellow South Carolina PAX and new friend that came over to get a taste of humidity.

    I’ll take tomorrow off but instead hope to see everyone on the radio bright and early (90.7 FM WWOZ),  who nows maybe I will mix in some Memphis Minnie or Pops.

    Bongo

  • Get it Done!

    YHC woke up late again and in the rush of the morning I tripped and fell. Then I looked up to see that I broke something that was given to my wife at some point in her life. Oh well deal with that bridge when I come to it. (It was not a big deal. Dodge that one.) YHC drove up after 0530 but planted the flag and had my 75# buddy with me. Gave the disclaimer to myself and I was off.

    Warm Up

    • SSH x20
    • Windmills x15
    • Frankenstiens x15
    • Hip circles x10

    After I put my buddy on my shoulders and off to the playstation. Here 11s took place with 1 merkin and then squats with my friend. Between each round i decided to perform pull ups x10. After 3 rounds i decided to hold off on those suckers. After completion of the 11s YHC brought my friend back to the SF. You did good kid. YHC then ran two laps around the park stopping at the playstation to perform the remainder of the pull ups x10 between each lap. At the SF there was time for some Mary

    Mary

    • Extended American Hammer x10
    • LBCs x40

    Embrace the suck and drive on!!

    Kimchi

  • Quit Hitting Snooze!!!

    Quit Hitting Snooze!!!

    In honor of our favorite new reptilian PAX member, YHC built a workout that was all about what happens when you hit snooze. Namely, the ALARM keeps going off!

    Here is the abbreviated account of what went down on Tuesday at the Mandeville Trailhead.

    Warmup:

    SSH 20 IC

    Mummy Kicks 20 IC

    Butt Kicks 20 IC

    High Knees 20 IC

    Windmills 10 IC

    Superman Red Sun Yellow Sun 15 IC both directions

    The Thang:

    We moseyed to the playground (albeit in a roundabout manner). But we made the moseying a little more interesting by doing something called the 5 corner escalator.

    5 Corner Escalators: Start with 5 burpees (officially the first of the five corners) and start moseying. At the second corner you do another 5 burpees and add 10 high knee jump-ups. At every corner you do what you had done before and add another set of exercises with an increased rep count of five additional reps for every new exercise. On the last round we did 5 burpees, 10 high knee jumps, 15 merkins, 20 squats, and 25 mountain climbers. Well that escalated quickly…

    Arrived at the park and began what would be the main course of this morning breakfast beatdown. What’s that sound? It’s an ALARM!

    ALARM:

    A routine where you do an (A)rms exercise, (L)egs Exercise, (A)b exercise, (R) exercise, and a (M) exercise.

    ALARM 1 = Shoulder Taps (20 IC), Lunge (Court Length and back), Monkey Crunches (25 OYO), Reverse Crunches (25 OYO), Mountain Climber Merkins (15 OYO).

    Someone must have hit snooze, because a familiar sound rang once more. The ALARM went off again!

    ALARM 2 = Curb Albert (10 IC), PAX Called Up-Downs, Rosalita Wip (15-20 IC), Mini Chesto. The QIC cut this last alarm short so we could head back for our last exercise.

    We were running long but everyone obliged the Q to go a little over. They might have regretted doing that. It was time for the 5 minute plank challenge!

    5 Minute Plank Challenge

    • 1 minute elbow plank (Chilcutts) and rock back and forth past your hands.
    • 30 seconds side planking hip drops each side
    • 1 minute Dancing Chilcutt (Elbow plank with alternating straight leg raises)
    • 30 second side planks Nolan Ryan’s each side.
    • 1 minute Plank alternating feet stepping outside of your shoulders and back.

    That was brutal!!! Way to go guys for hanging in there! And man… Ocho… That story you told… Stunk…

    Circled up and Ocho closed us out in Prayer. Thanks for the select few who braved it this morning! What a pleasure it is to grow stronger with you men… And turtle.

  • Bayou Andme

    Well YHC was covering Q today for Shooter. Set my alarm and ran out the door a little early eager to lead the pack in the Northshore run day routine. And YHC led the PAX to the lakefront’s sunset point and raced on the pier. YHC won the race of course because the PAX allowed him to in order to boost YHC’s confidence as Q. However on the return, YHC started to tire out and the PAX beat YHC back to the starting place in the final push to the finish line. We then ended with 5 rounds of pullups pursuant to the monthly challenge of pull ups and BOM.

    Quote for the day:
    So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. -1 Thessalonians 5:6