Bonnie’s Bithday Bash – from Safety Valve
Bonnie’s Bithday Bash – from Safety Valve

Bonnie’s Bithday Bash – from Safety Valve

Date:2024-03-18
QIC:Safety Valve
PAX:Tidy Whitey, white meat, ponzi, goose, pope cardinal, lil cuz, Americas best, safety valve

Today we gathered to celebrate and commemorate the career of Bonnie Blair. Today is her birthday. On March 18, 1964 a legend was born. Speed skating was in her blood. Her Godmother was a Canadian speed skater and Blair herself started skating at the age of 2, becoming competitive by age 4. She was 19 when she debuted for the United States for the Olympics. During her speed skating career she amassed several World championships, and was the most decorated female speed skater of her time with 5 gold medals and a bronze medal during the Olympics. Today is for you Bonnie. Thank you for all the pain and gain that your namesake has created over the years.

Warmaramma
SSH
Wind mills
Willie Mayes Hayes
Mountain climbers
Arm circles forward
Arm circles backward

The Thangs
Mosey to Rich mans loop. The loop became our ice rink/circuit with some imagination.

Loop 1
Speed skater training – Bonnie wasn’t born going as fast as she could. It took years of training to ultimately beat the World record and then beat her own world record several times. We focused on lower body strengthening to make us go fast.

We ran the length of the loop stopping at every other light post, at which time an exercise was called out. The PAX were to complete 10 reps of that exercise and we moved on to the next light post. On the last two light poles, we pretended to speed skate (basically a run lunge kinda thing) and then sprint to the finish. PAX stayed together.

10 squats
10 squat jumps
10 One legged squats right
10 One legged squats left
10 Apollo Oh nos

Loop 2
World skating competitions- this is where athletes compete yearly to improve themselves for the big stage (Olympics). Same as the last loop, we ran the length of the loop stopping every other light post to do the exercises below. We finished again with a pretend speed skater and a sprint to the finish. Pax stayed together.

5 Bonnie Blair’s
5 Goosies
5 Gold Stars – Bonnie Blair then star jump
5 Burpee Blairs – Bonnie Blair then Merkin
5 Bonnie Blairs

Loop 3
The Olympics – we made it. No more Mr. Nice guy. This is the time to show what you have been training for. This one was on your own. Run the loop and complete the previous Bonnie exercises at each of the four corners of the loop. 15 reps instead of 5.

15 Bonnie Blair’s
15 Goosies
15 Gold Stars – Bonnie Blair then star jump
15 Burpee Blairs – Bonnie Blair then Merkin

Gold medal – Pope
Silver – Americas Best
Bronze – Lil Cuz

Completed our mile back to the flag and the finalist led us in a Mary. Pope calling for flying cockroaches, AB calling for “proper” leg raises where the feet never touched the ground, and Lil cuz finishing with penguins.

COT, intentions and Cardinal prayed us out.

Reflection on Bonnie’s success – Bonnie started skating at the age of 2. With constant instruction/coaching and with continued practice, it took her 22 years to earn her first Gold medal. Even with everything on her side going perfectly, it took 22 years for her to receive the ultimate “prize”. She truly was an amazing athlete to accomplish what she did, but Bonnie didn’t break a record every time she skated. Her best was a sub 39 second 500 meter sprint – she beat her own world record then. Her worst the next day was probably 45 seconds. She didn’t give up because one day was tough. She kept going to try and be the best version of herself possible. Things in this life may not work out when or how you want them to every time. Sticking to what you believe in and following your calling will bring you success. Maybe not in the way you think now, but in the way God wants it to happen later. Don’t ever give up on trying to be a better version of yourself. There is always potential to grow.

Side note – Bonnie Blair supposedly is from a Scottish-Irish background. Thank you AB for the constant reminder of things that YHC does not know. The random bits of trivia you know never ceases to amaze. This is why YHC has not been invited on a trivia team trip yet. Waiting on that call though