F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • Acrobatics at Okwata – from Fracsac

    Showed up to find Okwata very angry, it’s splashing arms reaching out to me from across the main drag of the Lakeshore. With 2 minutes to go, YHC had that sinking feeling of posting solo, but then, in the gloomy distance a set of headlights crossed the threshold of the lot and the pax did a maneuver only seen in CGI on the big screen. His car did a slide and park while the door flew open, the pax somersaulting while closing his car door, all in one fluid motion, defying all laws of gravity. It was truly an amazing sight.
    So now that YHC was not alone, a disclaimer was given and off to the fountain for a warmup of regular stuff.
    The thang:
    Double shots with Jack Webb at the barre

    Head to the House of Pain for the ISI of the month. 9 rounds of 10 second 90 degree arm hang with 20 seconds rest. This is supposed to make pull-ups easy.

    Head to Canal for BLIMPS on the corners, followed by 4 corners over and over with abs as the focus. Got 3 miles in.

    CoT

    Bongo then did a backwards flip to his car, somehow opening the door, sliding in and racing off. That dude is amazing!

    SYITG

  • “The Hines Grind” Fallen Hero 1LT Derek Hines – from Mr Rodgers

    **Backblast: “The Hines Grind”**

    A foggy, wet, and unseasonably warm winter morning greeted the *pax* at 5:30 a.m. (well, 5:29 a.m. because why wait when suffering is inevitable?). With no time to waste, we jumped right in.

    ### **Warmarama:**
    – Abe Bogotas
    – Windmills
    – Low Slow Squats
    – Squats
    – Side Straddle Hops

    ### **Buy-In:**
    – 50 Merkins
    – 50 Big Boy Sit-Ups
    – 50 Squats

    Because nothing says “good morning” like knocking out 150 reps before the actual workout.

    ### **The Hines Hero WOD – 20-Minute EMOM**
    – **Shuttle Run:** 50 meters to the pole and back
    – **Flutter Kicks** until the timer sounded for the next round

    Each minute on the minute, the *pax* pushed through sprinting, flutter-kicking, and grinding out the reps.

    ### **Cash-Out:**
    – 50 Merkins
    – 50 Side Straddle Hops
    – 50 Squats

    Total reps: A whole lot. But we do it for the fallen.

    ### **COT – Honoring 1LT Derek Hines**
    YHC dedicated this workout to **1LT Derek Hines**, who was killed in action on September 1, 2005, in Baylough, Afghanistan. He embodied leadership, competitiveness, and relentless determination, continuing to return fire despite fatal wounds. His legacy and courage remind us of the sacrifices made for the freedoms we enjoy.

    This WOD was designed by Robert Kinney, former battalion commander and trained coach, with the **50-rep buy-in and cash-out honoring LT Hines’ service in the 2-503 IN, “The Rock.”**

    We wrapped up 5 minutes early, so Bogey took us home with a quick Mary.

    ### **Final Thoughts:**
    – The fog set the tone for a tough grind.
    – 50 merkins at the start *and* end left no room for slacking.
    – The freedoms we enjoy come at a price—never forget those who paid it.

    #NeverForget #HinesGrind #TheRock

  • New Exicon: Shoulders, Knees, and Toes Plank – from Bolt

    As YHC prepped for ANOTHER work trip, the plan was to hedge against road warrior fatigue and grab a local workout before the flight and what better way to avoid the fartsack than to ask for HCs in exchange for taking the Q!? Boo-boo was the first HC and with a text to PVC there would be three—with YHC’s promise to adjust for PVC’s bum foot (me too, brother…me too) and thus a mostly stationary BD it would be.
    Warmorama of mostly 10 reps: Abe SLOWgodas, IW, Hill Billies, MMPGM, Tie Fighters R/L, OH and seal claps, chinooks, self love, and SSH x 20 to Frac’s favorite songs with a cherry on top of 2 min. of February NOLA ISI pull up hangs (10 secs work/20 secs rest x 12 rounds) and then off to retrieve coupons for JPAX 7s.
    The Thang:
    6 Blockees followed by a mosey from the sidewalk to JPAX entrance columns for a single Shoulders, Knees, and Toes planks (TM new exicon!) which is a 30 count plank: punch each arm, shoulder taps, crossover hip taps, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, Low Plank, low Plank Jack, back to high plank, cross over toe tap.
    Continue 5 blockees/2SKT Planks for the rest of 7s.
    Mosey back to warmup pad for 1 min full body stretch/cool down breathing. COT; honored men—off to the airport…

  • CSCROT for Satchmo (USAF) – from Bolt

    YHC dreaded the gloom after roughly a month of work travel sans DR posting and the occasional fartsack while in town so what’s a guy to do? TAKE THE Q OF COURSE…
    Warmorama of the usual including Abe SLOWgodas, IW, Tie Fighters, OH and Seal claps, MNC (for Charmin’s return to the gloom), SSH all to Frac’s favorite tune followed by a mosey to grab coupons and circle at JPAX.
    THE THANG: Satchmo (YHC’s 2.0) is headed to USAF boot camp 2/11 so to begin we did the merkin/BBSU qualifying protocol, Satchmo passed for his age bracket as did most of the pax, for both their and Satchmo’s age bracket, led by Space Cowboy.
    Part Deux: CSCROT (with coupons)
    Since Frac continues to post and endure Rapper’s Delight, I obliged his call for an acronym to remember what the exercises were (and bonus, Satchmo is joining the granddaddy of acronyms—the military.)!
    25 reps/exercise continuous until CSCROT was complete then repeat another round after a brief cooldown (some pax began a third round before time was called).
    Chest press
    Squats
    Curls
    Rows
    OH press
    Tricep press

    Return to flag, COT.

  • Fly, Eagles Fly…..from Security Guard – from Space Cowboy

    Maybe it was the Super Bowl hang over or a lot of our fellow PAX are Chiefs fans but only 2 others, Fracsac and KennaBrah, joined me on this muggy morning to celebrate the Eagles victory.

    Weather: 68 degrees, no wind.
    Started on time with disclaimer

    Headed to pad for warm-ups
    Samson Stretch x5
    Slow Squats x10
    Abe Slogodas x10
    Imperial Walkers x10
    Seal Claps x10
    Overhead Claps x10
    SSH x15

    Mosey to beginning of long track that circles New Orleans Gold field and passes the Saints practice facility and JPAX.
    1st LEG: pad to Saints practice facility
    1st pole: 1 burpee
    2nd pole: 3 merkins
    3rd pole: 5 squats
    4th pole: skip
    Repeat until finished 1st leg of circle near Saints practice facility
    2nd LEG: Saints Drive
    1st pole: 2 burpees
    2nd pole: 6 merkins
    3rd pole: 10 squats
    4th pole: skip
    Repeat until finished 2nd leg or track near Airline Drive.
    3rd LEG: Airline Drive which also included a tight squeeze through a locked security fence, jumping over a barricade, and successfully escaping capture from a security guard
    Same exercises and counts as 1st leg with bonus exercises (double count when light pole has white vs orange light)
    Repeat until finished 3rd leg at JPAX
    TOTAL: 1.2 mile run, 25 burpees, 72 merkins, 120 squats, 1 tight fence squeeze, 1 barricade jump, and 1 successful escape from a security guard

    Mosey to JPAX:
    11’s: Step-ups 1:1, run up stairs, Donkey Kicks, and run down ramp

    Mosey to Flag
    Total run miles for workout: 2.0
    COT

  • Super Mothership – from Thumb War

    Super Mothership

    Pax (7)
    Bogey
    Tool
    Abacus
    Kenna brah
    Chris FNG – PETA
    Colonol Mustard

    YHC arrived early to set up a football field.

    Convened at the Flag for a lighter than usual PAX for Mother Ship partly due to the IOAM event on the bayou.

    Moseyed to the Peristyle for a Warm Up where a couple of late arrivals met us.

    Warm-a-Rama:
    Slow Abe Vogodas 4 count on each side

    Grass grabbers
    Hillbillies
    Side straddle hops
    Mountain climbers
    Tie fighters
    Mayhem merkins

    Moseyed to Big Lawn for Thang 1:

    Red Barchetta – esque – instead we exercised song Purple Rain kicked off by the Fox Sports NFL theme song. This was the start of a playlist through the workout of artists that performed at Super Bowl halftimes/

    100 Yard Dash then 100 overhead presses, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 75 yard dash then 75 plank jacks, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 50 yard dash then 50 LBCs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 25 yard dash then 25 Merkins, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 10 yard dash then 10 burpees, run back to start point and plank/wait for six.

    YHC brought a football 🏈 that couldn’t be dropped by the Pax for the remainder of the workout. If it hit the ground, 2 penalty burpees.

    Mosey to Baby Foundry for Thang 2: Pull Ups and Planks

    We split in 2 groups or tandems. With the off number YHC was a single and “ready to mingle” per Bogey. Bogey and Abacus made quite the cute couple.

    Half are doing pull ups or back work while others are doing a plank. YHC used a Tabata timer for 45 secs of work and 15 secs of rest for 8 cycles.

    Mosey to NOMA Fountain for Thang 3: Bench work in cadence

    Box jumps
    Bulgarian Split squats
    Dips
    Incline Merkins
    Derkins
    Gas pumpers

    Mosey to the Flag. With about 3-4 mins remaining. We did a dealers choice of Mary.

    COT:

    We prayed for Tool’s wife and the city hosting the Super Bowl this weekend and gave thanks to impact of F3.

    FNG Chris who is Kenna Brah’s nephew was in town for work and is big carnivore and hunter so was officially named PETA. He calls Dallas home and committed to more workouts in the gloom in Dallas to certify it.

  • Mosey to ONE HUNDRED – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 63 F, felt like 66 F, 0 mph wind

    YHC arrived by foot at 5:28… because it is February and Every Mile Counts.

    Mumblechatter began before 5:30
    At the bell, disclaimer given and we commenced to carioca down the jogging path changing direction halfway
    Near the main gate, the start of the warmarama: A-slow-V, GG, low slow squats

    Then we “snaked the railings”. When you weren’t snaking, PAX held an Al Gore.
    It was awkward. It was different. Different can be good.

    Mosey down the path to the parking lot near the track entrance.
    Finish the warmarama with PPP, MC and MAYHEM MERKINS (hip slap, shoulder tap, merkin in a 10-count cadence… Exicon worthy)

    Into the track bleacher gate we went.
    The Main Thang: do 10 of something, then a form of transportation, then 20 of something, and so on to 100.

    10 left leg lunge, right leg lunge, burpee, two squats OYO – snake the bleachers
    20 burpees OYO – run back in front of the bleachers
    30 merkins OYO – run to the press box, up the stairs and back
    40 overhead claps OYO – run to the goal post and back
    50 monkey humpers OYO – run in the parking lot to the opposite track entrance
    60 lunges 1-is-1 OYO – run to the gym, bear crawl up the ramp, run back
    70 squats OYO – run up the gym stairs and head to the north side of the gym
    80 LBCs IC – run to the gym entrance and wall sit for 2 mins
    90 flutter kicks IC – run through the parking lot near the track
    100 air presses holding an Al Gore IC (taking turns counting to every 10) – indian run back to the flag

    2 minutes of stretching before COT

    Announcements
    -Kenna Brah learned something from a random French woman that means nothing
    -IOAM tomorrow in Thibodaux
    -City Pork and Old Metry Mosey around the corner

    Intentions
    -Kenna Brah’s friend’s granddaughter
    -Cheesesteak’s friend
    -Bogey to be understood

    Great group of men. We worked hard. Lots of mumblechatter. Great way to start a Friday.
    SYITG!

  • Cajun Booty Runners – from Mayhem

    Conditions: 68F feels like 71F wind 3mph out of the South… for February!

    Fracsac seemed unsure where he would post, but after hearing there would be booty he was an HC.

    It is February, so we had to get miles in. Whether you do it before the workout, after the workout, at lunch, or at midnight, it doesn’t matter. Every Step Counts. Every Mile Matters.

    Warmarama
    Mosey to the foot of Canal
    A-slow-G, GG, carioca facing East to the top, then carioca facing west to the bottom
    PPP, MC, mosey to the top
    Motivators counting down from 7

    Indian Run the levee to the 63yr old Mardi Gras Fountain
    Figure 8s – from Lakeshore Dr, run to the fountain, head East, circle the fountain, West most path back, down Lakeshore Dr = 400M
    High Rise informed us of the path options, to our surprise, clarification provided
    After each loop we did merkins, squats, big boys
    4 rounds (25 each, 20 each, 15, each, 10 each)

    Head East for about 100M
    7 minute AMRAP
    Sprint (80%-90%) 100M back and do burpees, mosey (50%) back and do burpees, sprint, burpees, mosey, burpees, etc.

    Mosey to the lakefront
    4 (yes only 4) minutes of Mary

    To the flag
    COT
    Announcements- Freed to Lead, IOAM
    Intentions- Cropduster’s recovery, St Dominic family

    Thanks to Pinewood for calling me out to step up.
    Leading The Uptowner tomorrow (which I forgot about), will be first back-to-back.

    SYITG!

  • Maintaining the Standard – from Fracsac

    10 Pax joined me at the Renni for what turned out to be a Q training session. All Pax were given the opportunity to call the count in cadence as per the F3 standard. We have no rules for counting, but leadership calls for a standard. Once you master the standard, feel free to tweak it to fit your style. A leader that can call cadence effectively exudes confidence, and this will lead to a successful beat down and assurance that our great organization continues to thrive.

    Ended with Sunday Mornings because that’s what we do.

    SYITG

  • Make ’em say Uhhhhhggggg….. – from Architect

    YHC arose on time and ready to take on whatever today’s Q was to serve up. Upon arrival, only 4 PAX were present and after a few mumbled greetings I was enlightened with the fact that I was indeed the Q for the day (I blame Rudy for my lack of awareness).

    Disclaimer provided and off we mosey’d to the Rock Pile for warmups. A few more less inspired PAX arrived, one donning a new garment that apparently made him feel “like one of the cool kids”. A little of this and a few of those, now we are nice an warm.

    Da Thang….
    Rocks were selected, and we cycled through a deconstructed “clean and press” focusing on form and mobility. Deadlifts, rows, squats, OHP and then finally putting it all together for the full movement.

    PAX mosey’d to hill for next exercise. 5 min plank holds, if rest was required, PAX ran up and over hill to resume planks on the other side. Apparently some felt it unnecessary to engage in the prescribed plank position and just ran up and down for 5 mins, it must’ve been his new threads. Others fought till the end, although form was questioned and criticized by certain individuals, again, must’ve had something to-do with being a “cool kid”.

    PAX continued to the gym to perform 5 min wall-sits with 3 burpees to be performed during “rest periods”…it came as no surprise that yet another vest-donning PAX felt this was an unacceptable exercise and thus performed burpees for the duration while offering kind words of recommendation on form to the others.

    Final round of holds were done back at the rocks, Over head holds for 5 mins. This is where the majority of the “UHHHGGGSSSS…” were vocalized. I think everyone did these, but there was probably someone that chose to do something else, regardless of what they were wearing.

    Final exercise was a quick round of PAX’s choice of movements with the Rocks. We had squats, OHP, Big-boys, merkins and probably something else…it was delightful.

    COT with minimal announcements and intentions, special thanks for all that is past, present, and future.

    No AI were harmed in the making of this beatdown or BB.