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  • Round Robin at The Gipper – from Einstein

    Cool in the mid-30s at The Gipper
    Round Robin was the order for the day as the Q sheet was empty
    Each Pax chose a warmup excercise. Then, off to the coupon cache to grab a block.
    Each Pax chose a block movement, after everyone had a turn – we ran around the block – repeat.

  • The Pacer – from Akbar

    Beautiful, crisp morning at the Scramble, where 4 HIM showed up to get better.

    Warm up: SSH, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Windmills, Scorpion Kicks, Leg Swings.

    YHC forgot the ruck today, so 4 went out on the regular route with an extra loop in Hermitage.

    No ruckers, no Pik, no Hammer, and Zoolander showed up.

    Done with 10 minutes to spare, we headed to the playground equipment for 10 reps each for pull ups, triceps, abs, and Merkins.

    Mary – LBC’s, Hello Dolly, Rosalitas x 10 IC. 8 ct Peter Parker Merkins x8 IC

    Count, Name-o-rama

    Announcements: Nightmare before Christmas Dec 17th

    YHC prayed us out with thanks for all 3 F’s, suicide victim at SLU yesterday, Freon’s M, and the opportunity to lead our concentrica today.

    SYITG,

    Akbar

  • Centipede – from Russo

    Around 40 degrees to commence this morning, in what I would call the first “cool” morning.

    I heard a term a few days ago: “X-llenial”, someone born in the late 70s or early 80s, who had an “analog childhood and a digital adulthood” and I thought that fit YHC perfectly. To wit:
    – I didn’t have a true email until I was a freshman in college.
    – I remember needing a CD to run AOL and access the internet. We also thought “50 free hours” was a deal.
    – Required reading between 4th and 7th grade was either (a) baseball trading card magazines (How much was the ‘87 Donruss Mark McGuire worth?) b) Nintendo power (the secret to beating level 7 of Castlevania inside!), (c) Professional wrestling illustrated (with foldout Jake the Snake Roberts poster), or (d) comics (Madballs or Spider man), unless you were a Mad magazine type, or you were in the doctor’s office, and then it was Highlights all day every day.
    – You remember stand up arcade games besides golden tee, pac-man / gallega, or donkey kong.
    – You at least had some knowledge of Atari games, and one of my favorites (which also came in the arcade stand-up version) was Centipede, where the whole goal was to blast the multiple parts of the centipede back to whatever planet they came from. Destroy all of the segmented thoraxes of the centipede, and you’re rewarded with an even longer one to vanquish. Too easy you say? Maybe, until the critter moved progressively faster and around set up markers in a zig zag or random pattern. Think PacMan but with insects.

    So as YHC was planning, the thought of us looking like that centipede was in the forefront of my noggin as we traversed S, then, E, then S, then W, then S, continuing until we reached the lake in one piece.

    Warmup (all IC, 10x)
    – Seal jacks
    – Toe touches
    – Self love
    – Grass grabbers
    – Hillbillies
    – Arm circles

    Thang

    Centipede
    Simple ladder as we moseyed block to block, with reps at 10, adding an exercise at each block:
    Merkins
    SMCs
    plank jacks
    crunches
    Peter Parker’s
    Jump squats
    Monkey Humpers
    Donkey kicks
    Crunchy frogs
    Imperial squat walkers

    COT (Count, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, Prayer, in that order).

    A thanks to Steve for layering up and braving the colder temps to join, and you for reading.

    As a hidden bonus to anyone who has read to this point, as I searched the internet using my AOL CD (“You’ve got mail!”), one of the first things that pops up when you search “Centipede Atari” is a website where you can play that, and a few other classic Atari games like Asteroids or Pong or Breakout. SCORE! right?

    That Website? AARP.org. YHC kids you not. I will now go die an embarrassing death, but not before sharing my sorrows with pitfallsnake1 and digdug79 on AOL messenger.

    SYITG

  • Cyber Monday – from Akbar

    Chilly day at the Marsh, where the regular HIM joined YHC for a Cyber Monday beatdown. Not a big fan of spelling workouts, but something new was learned. Did you know you can google a list of exercises that start with each letter of the alphabet?

    This is how it went.

    Warm Up: SSH, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Windmills, Grass Grabbers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Self-Love, Arm Circles

    Thang: Exercises correlated with Cyber Monday, starting with 4 corners around the block, a stop at the playground, and another 4 corners on the court and more stuff. Most exercises x10 IC, some OYO, 2 is one on single leg exercises.

    C – Cobra Squat
    Y – Y Press – like a superman, only moving your upper body
    B – Bridge – 1 legged Wife Pleasers
    E – Explosive Merkin – Think handclap Merkin, without the clap
    R – Rocket Jumps – basically a Bobby Hurley with two hands on the ground, no jumpshot

    M – Martial Arts Kick – Karate Kid kick each leg
    O – One legged Squat – Romanian Split Squat
    N – Nordic Skater – Apollo Ohno
    D – Dips – Freak Nasty
    A – Atomic Merkin – 4 count Merkin with mountain climbers – this was brutal
    Y – Y Superman – Superman with a row

    Mosey around the big block 4 corners style for CYBER x 10 IC each exercise. Playground – 3 sets of 5 pull ups and 10 LBC’s. MONDAY 4 corners on the court. CYBER MONDAY on the court 4 corners style again.

    Court sprints – High Knees to half court then sprint. Butt Kicks to half court then sprint. Karaoke full court.
    Mary – Atomic Merkin, Hello Dolly, Rosalita, Wife Pleasers, LBC’s

    Count, Name, and Waterpik prayed us out with thoughts of his 2 employees, Freon and family, and the Latino’s daughter (eye cancer).

    Announcements – Nightmare Before Christmas (Dec 17th?), Krazy Ivan, Run Cajun Run coming soon.

    SYITG,

    Akbar

  • MOGO (not BOGO) on Black Friday – from Russo

    50 degrees to start Black Friday, just about the perfect temperature to start to work off those holiday pounds that, for YHC, started well before Thanksgiving.

    Warmup (all 10x-15x IC)
    – SSHs
    – Toe touches
    – Torso twists
    – High knees
    – Cherry pickers
    – Grass grabbers

    Thang

    Inspired somewhat by those racing around today shopping for deals and steaks:

    Suicides (using the columns as markers as opposed to court stripes)
    6 total rounds, where at each column, we performed one of either:
    3 merkins
    10 curls
    4 Tricep extensions
    5 crunchy frogs
    5 leg raises
    2 absolutions

    Somewhere along the way Hammer changed SOGO to MOGO (Moon’s out, Gun’s out) so here’s hoping that becomes a thing.

    COT, NOR, Announcements, and Prayer. As always, good mumble, some sweat, great times. Come out and see what you’re missing.

    Hammer has Q tomorrow, let’s get it!

    SYITG

  • The Few, the Proud, The A1Cer’s – from Jose10k

    A day after the massive feast that I hope everyone enjoyed, two crazy HIMs joined together at the top of the parking garage. Warmups: slow stretches to work out them muscles.
    Just the two of us and a cluttered A1C. So we decided to do 5 slow merkins and 10 deep squats while we picked up the A1C. COT and it was over. Happy Black Friday y’all.

  • Do Mandevillians Travel? – from Jose10k

    The cool weather came in and YHC was ready for round 2. It was chilly, much different from the humidity from yesterday. Moby was the first to show up, while TurboDog refused to get out of the truck due to the weather. Einstein was next to show up, plant the flag, and the beatdown began. Warm-up: stretches, ssh, neck rolls, etc… That’s when we noticed something…Mandevillians don’t travel well. I wonder what about 190 scares them. It’s just a quick trip to the Gipper y’all, come on man. Any who, we grabbed some coupons to the gravel parking lot we went for some 11’s. Curls on one end, squat thrusts on the other side, rifle carry the coupon between exercises. We followed up with a quick couple of laps to test out this shin. We then did 3 rounds of 11/22 merkins and squats. Followed up with Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (new stretch). You have to come to Covington to learn this one. Moby prayed us out. Safe travels to all. SYITG

  • So this is what Grandma’s House looks like at 6 a.m – from Jose10k

    With Thanksgiving Break upon us, YHC has the opportunity to bump Russo off the top PaxMiner Q report. Feeling whelmed, underwhelmed, or is it overwhelmed with the energy to get up early this rainy morning to lead a group of HIMS. The perfect number showed up for what I had planned. With YHC still nursing a leg injury, running was not my top priority. Trying to rest it to join JV on our annual turkey trot, so with 4 people, the deck of death was dealt. Each HIM was assigned a suit, and we did a round robin deck of death. Russo=Spades, Hammer=clubs(puppy feet), Shooter=Hearts, and myself (diamonds). There were a plethora of exercises this morning.

    El Guapo : Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe : A what? El Guapo : A *plethora*. Jefe : Oh yes, you have a plethora. Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
    Sorry y’all, my mind got distracted by itself. Somehow 8 count body builders and burpees were a top exercise, as was Shooter’s favorite: donkey kicks. Conversations were a plenty. From Van Halen to Van Hagar, from Bill Paxton vs. Bill Pullman. Russo’s disappointment of Desi Vega’s, and how many songs have cards in the title. Y’all think about that one. Last card finished us off at exactly 6. COT and Russo prayed us out. Coffee at Waterpiks this Thursday. Turkey trot at 8 am by the courthouse in downtown Covington. YHC has the Q at the Gipper tomorrow. Thank y’all for joining me this morning/reading this backblast. Sign up to Q, come and post, get out of bed and start the day off right. Headlock your friends, headlock strangers…IF I don’t see y’all before Thursday, happy Thanksgiving everyone.

  • Two Recovering Yutes – from Hogs Breath

    YHC arrived at the 007. Pauley D lumbered in a few minutes later. The two yutes both got out to some cracking and groaning bodies.
    YHC made the audible call and we spent the morning ‘beatdown’ by preforming a recovery mosey and some slow exicon stretches and low impacts (slow butt kicks, grass grabbers, toy soldiers etc).

    There are days for going hard, and there are days for recoveries and that’s what these two yutes needed this am

  • Fuller House – from Waterpik

    Thanksgiving week is upon us! It appears the pax is Trying to burn some pre Thanksgiving calories this week as the pax was 7 strong in the gloom. It’s Always good to welcome F3 regulars at other AOs to the milestone marsh, even if it is only occasionally. Shooter, SOGO, and Jose, thanks for joining us!

    4 corners was on the pre thanksgiving menu today. Reminding me of Russo, SOGO was disturbed how the math didn’t add up as YHC only led the pax to “3 corners, not 4”. But, anyone who has ever to been to my workouts knows the math rarely adds up. So, welcome SOGO!

    Cot, Prayer intentions offered.