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  • 7 Pax and a Whole Lot of Thangs – from Fracsac

    7 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted at The Renaissance at 0630 to see what unique beat down YHC had in store. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup facing the Bacon:

    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabber IC x 10
    SSH IC x 20
    Imperial Walkers IC x 15
    Hillbilly IC x 15
    Fwd AC IC x 10
    Rev AC IC x 10
    Michael Phelps IC x 10

    The Thang 1:
    Mosey to the grass area by the tree line.
    Variation of The Suck

    3 SSH, 3 Bobby Hurley’s, 3 Burpees for 3 minutes. Count out loud as each Pax completed a round.

    The Thang 2:
    Line up at the first tree. Burpee broad jump 5 times to second tree (mosey once 5 burpees complete) then bear crawl to third tree. Rinse and repeat x 4.

    The Thang 3:
    Route 66
    Starting at light post #1 do 1 Burpee. 2 Burpees at #2 light post, etc until reaching 11.

    The Thang 4:
    Mosey back to grass field.
    EMOM x 4 minutes x 10 burpees.

    The Thang 5:
    Mosey back to start of tree line and circle up.
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    The Thang 5:
    Mosey to back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings x 5 or more.

    COT

    NMM

    • We completed approximately 150 burpees, some had more, some had less. Each Pax had more than 100.
    • The speaker has a psychological effect, it really works.
    •. YHC threw a couple stretches in, but didn’t feel like documenting.
    • Way to finish January strong!

    SYITG

  • Blayne is a Bitch – from Saban

    I had looked on the Q sheet a few weeks back to sign up for the anniversary of my dad’s passing. Unfortunately there was another anniversary, High Rise had signed up to Q his two year anniversary. Guess it wasn’t meant to be…or was it. Early in the week, High Rise posted that he wasn’t able to take the Q so I jumped on it. Guess it was meant to be!

    I arrived slightly before 5:30 and was surprised to see 9 PAX getting ready to go and one PAX already on burpee #73! Nice work Catfish. A quick disclaimer and we were off. Stayed under the pavilion to get warmed up with:

    SSH X 20
    Imperial Walkers x 15
    Monkey Humpers x 15
    Peter Parker x 15
    Parker Peter x 15
    Mountain Climbers x 15
    10 burpees OYO

    Moseyed over to the mountain

    Let the PAX know that this was the anniversary of my dad’s passing. My dad was a fighter. He had cancer for over 15 years of his life. And each time a new bit of cancer popped up and things got tough he pushed through and overcame. He had it in his kidney, lost that kidney and recovered. He had it in his spine, lost feeling in his legs and was assigned to a wheelchair for the rest of his days but he continued to push. He had it in his knee so they cut off his leg but he pushed on. Even after the doctors issued him his last days. He pushed on for several more months! So what I have planned is going to be tough and will take most of us the whole time to finish but push through and fight until the end!

    This workout was inspired by Tinkles. It was my last workout before I found out that I had Covid. I had gone to Pontiff to support my uptown brother and this is what we did on a football field and it was really tough. I thought doing the workout up the mountain would add another element.

    I guess we can call these Mountain BLIMPS. Also, for some added fun I got to the mountain early to add the names of our late Wisner Mountain grafitti artists – Puke Dick, Dog Dix, Lucid, and of course Blayne is a Bitch. This created some great mumblechatter: How did Puke Dick get his name? Is Dog Dix French and pronounced Dog Dee? Was Blayne a girl or a boy? I guess we will never know…

    The Thang

    Run up 25 yards – 5 burpees – run back down

    Run up 50 yards – 10 burpees – run back down

    Run up 75 yards – 15 burpees – run back down

    Run up 100 yards – 20 burpees – run back down

    Rinse and repeat for Lunges, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Plank Jacks, and Squats.

    About half of us finished. From there we moseyed back to the pavilion.

    COT, Count-off, Name-orama, announcements, and prayers. Prayed for everyone dealing with Covid and for everyone to be present to the loved ones that we still have in our lives. Thankful that my dads legacy can live on through F3!

  • Acronyms, Blockees and Bears Oh My! – from Fracsac

    10 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to Swolefest wondering what awesomeness YHC had in store. With each Pax possessing a coupon, a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    GG IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings with AC, SC, OHC, MNC all IC x 15 (dancing during Moroccan NC)
    Self Love to shake it all off

    Mosey to the parking lot with a little extra room for a real #CrowdPleaser

    COP 1 – Block Webbs!
    1 Merkin on Coupon, followed by 2 block presses
    2 merkins, 4 block presses, so forth and so on until 10 merkins and 20 block presses.

    COP 2: BOMBS (OYO)
    Blockees x 10 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Run across the street to the cones and bear crawl the 20 yard course, run back.
    Overhead presses x 20
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins on the coupon x 30
    Bear Crawl course
    Bicep Curls x 40
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 50
    Bear Crawl course

    COP 3 – BLIMPS
    Blockees x 5 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Bear Crawl course
    Lunges x 10 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Imperial Walkers x 15 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins x 20 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Plank Jacks x 25 on Coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 30 with Coupon
    Bear Crawl course

    All finished and then completed a 1 minute plank

    COT

    NMM

    -YHC saw an opening at Swolefest and took the Q! What a great group of Pax! Sign up and bring some heat! YHC brought some simple stuff, yet none of it was easy!
    -It’s great to travel to various AO’s and see other Pax! We even had a surprise visit from Pop Tart while out moseying with the dog. He stopped for some merkins and then disappeared into the gloom….
    -Coffeteria at the newly reopened PJ’s on Metry Road with Pax from the View.

    Thanks for the opportunity to be a part of this awesome brotherhood!

  • The 6(12) Stomp- 1.19.2021


    Last week at the 610 stomp I was reminded by Saban about how slight variations in routine can make a big impact on your mind and body. Drag yourself up at 5am, get to your usual spot, warm up and get ready for a regular beatdown involving running and/or burpees. Your mind and body anticipate all of it. One of the best things about F3 is that each PAX mixes it up, pushing us to challenge ourselves and push our boundaries.


    In that spirit, I decided to mix it up. A run along the Endymion route instead of our regular Stomp route, doing 12 burpees/5 LBCs (instead of the normal 10Burpees) at 6 minute marks (6, 12, 18, etc.) 20 minutes out, 20 minutes back. The 2 extra burpees helped us all get closer to our daily MABA challenge counts, and I was exhausted afterwards (maybe it was also keeping up with Catfish’s pace). Either way, you know it’s a good beatdown when halfway through you’re sore and cursing yourself for how you designed it!


    Ended right on time with CoT. Big thanks to all who came out and pushed themselves!

    SYITG,
    DAX

  • New Year / New Tunes

    Gentlemen,

    At Swolefest this morning, 6 PAX had the pleasure of enjoying a beatdown accompanied with a playlist of some eclectic Mardi Grad Marching Band esque type music. Jesus Juice played some songs at Wisner Mountain last Friday that got High Rise & myself feeling a little nostalgic. Then High Rise messaged me this week with some old jams he found on Amazon music, which ultimately got me inspired to create a new playlist. Some of the songs that were played this morning were questionable at best, but overall I think everyone enjoyed the lyrical change of pace. With that said, here’s the details of the beatdown:

    Warmup:

    • Side straddle hops – 20 in cadence
    • Hill Billies – 15 in cadence
    • Arm circles – 10 forward / 10 backward in cadence
    • Mountain climbers – 20 in cadence

    The Thang:

    • Alternate 20 dips / 20 low slow squats until each PAX had done 60 dips / 60 low slow squats
    • Alternate 20 curls / 20 flutter kicks until each PAX had done 60 curls / 60 flutter kicks
    • Alternate 20 Carolina Dry Docks / 20 Step Ups until each PAX had done 60 Carolina Dry Docks / 60 Step Ups
    • Take a lap around the traffic circle
    • THE MOTIVATOR (hard to explain, but if you’ve attended a beatdown with Ethanol, you’ll know what this is)
    • Alternate 20 kettle bell swings / 20 box cutters until each PAX had done 60 kettle bell swings / 60 box cutters
    • Alternate 20 block merkins with alternating arms / 20 calf raises with the block until each PAX had done 60 block merkins with alternating arms / 60 calf raises with the block
    • We were running close on time, so for the last set we did 30 front raises with the block / 30 plank jacks
    • After that we did count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions & prayer. As always, I enjoyed getting out there with the boys & putting in some work!

  • Lakeview vs. Pontiff II

    Three months ago the men of Lakeview, unannounced and uninvited, strolled into Pontiff on the day of the Wally Run and threw down the challenge to the men of Pontiff for an Ultimate Frisbee battle. Pontiff never stood a chance as Lakeview mopped the floor with a commanding win.

    Thus began a new tradition, the Lakeview vs. Pontiff Ultimate Frisbee War. Lakeview may have won battle one, but the war was far from over.

    28 men came out for the competition on a cold December morning with 26 men playing for three months of bragging rights. Pontiff playing in Miyagi Do whites and Lakeview playing in Cobra Kai blacks. 13 vs. 13 Ultimate Frisbee – no rematch has been anticipated so highly since Rocky and Creed.

    The Pax ran 2 laps around Pontiff Park (next match there will be some sort of penalty for the team with the fewest number of competitors to complete the 2 laps). Then we split for a standard game of F3 Ultimate. 5 merkins for each turnover. 10 merkins for giving up a touchdown.

    Team Pontiff came out with bang like Daniel kicking Johnny in the face by scoring the first touchdown in moments as YHC caught one in the end zone and even completed a second pass to appease the doubts of team Lakeview, and Pontiff was off to the races.

    Thanks to the quality play of Scantron and Two Yutes scoring strikes down the field – team Pontiff won in a blow out – 8-3.

    The war is now tied 1-1. The next match comes in March.

    -Rev Sox

  • Taking out some frustration after a Saints loss

    After yesterday’s terrible Saints game, I had to work out some frustration with the coaches’ gameplan as well as the execution in an awful loss to the Eagles. With that said, and the sharp change in weather overnight, it would make for a challenging morning. 9 PAX gathered outside LCM, including Jingle Vader from the far away land of Uptown.

    Warm up:

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Windmills x 10 IC
    • Grassgrabbers x 15 IC
    • Arm circles x 10 fwd/rev each IC
    • Self love x 15 IC
    • Hillbillies x 20 IC

    Tha Thang #1:

    What better way to start a block inspired, no run beatdown than with some Flora 1,2,3. PAX partners up and all reps are divided evenly

    • 100 Merkins with feet on block total. PAX #1 performs 10 Merkins while PAX #2 holds plank. Alternate every 10 reps
    • 200 LBCs with block. PAX #1 performs 20 LBCs with block while PAX #2 holds block overhead and legs in air. Alternate every 20 reps.
    • 300 Goblet squats. PAX #1 performs 30 squats while PAX #2 holds Al Gore position with block. Alternate every 30 reps.

    Tha Thang #2:

    At this point it was time to move on to The Gross. 12 exercises of 12 reps (mostly done in 4-count cadence) each. I divided up the exercises into 4 upper body, 4 lower body, and 4 core exercises.

    • Chest press with block while holding bridge position
    • Goblet squats
    • Standing oblique crunches with block
    • Walleyes (front raises with block)
    • Single leg bridges with foot on block
    • Flutter kicks while holding block overhead
    • Curls
    • Lunges with twist while holding block
    • LBCs with block
    • Overhead triceps extension with block
    • Calf raises while standing on block
    • Box cutters while holding block overhead

    Tha Thang #3:

    Walk over with your block to the nearby parking lot for a modified Quarter Pounder. PAX will walk across parking lot while rifle carrying block overhead and perform stated reps at each end of the parking lot.

    • Round 1: 25 Merkins
    • Round 2: 50 Goblet squats
    • Round 3: 75 Mountain climbers (1 is 1)
    • Round 4: 100 reps of core exercise of your choosing

    Walk back to our normal exercise area with block and circle up. Countoff, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and socially distanced COT. Hopefully everyone was as fatigued by the end of the beatdown as I was.

  • All Wrong Stomp (610 Stomp) 2020-12-08

    Lovely day at the Stomp with 11 PAX: Tool, Kuch, Sheetrock, High Rise, Abacus, Da Parish, Jesus Juice, Snooze, Bongo, RevSox, Catfish (Q).

    Did a fairly standard run w/ burpees every 6 minutes. No complications, rest intervals, etc. Run, then 10 burpees on the 6 minute marks (6, 12, 18, 24, etc.). 20 minutes out, 20 minutes back.

    Did some Mary with LBCs, Leg Raises, and Dr. Ws.

    CoT. Broke a sweat, despite the chill! Thanks to all who attended!

  • Playing the hits

    After some back and forth as to who would Q The Foundry today, I was summoned by the unwritten F3 by-law that if a Q is unable to attend then I will Q. I think I may need a lawyer for this but Kuch is the one who wrote said by-law so it’s probably pretty air tight. Anyway 8 PAX joined me in the damp cold morning. Since this was a last minute Q I opted to do some research and select some routines from previous beatdowns that I had Q’ed.

    Warm up:

    Mosey around the traffic circle at the end of Roosevelt Mall and stop in the middle of the intersection outside the entrance to the practice track. Circle up.

    • SSH x 20 IC
    • Windmills x 10 IC
    • Grassgrabbers x 15 IC
    • Self love x 15 IC
    • Arm circles fwd/rev x 10 IC each
    • Hillbillies x 15 IC

    Tha Thang #1:

    I opted for a socially distanced Route 66. While in our circle from warm up 1 PAX would run to a bench on either side of the mall. After performing 1 derkin they would yell go to the next PAX and move on to the next bench for 2 derkins, and so on increasing reps with each bench until they have reached the end of the mall. While waiting their turn PAX would hold Al Gore. Once completed derkins at all benches PAX would hold Al Gore until the 6 had completed all rounds.

    Tha Thang #2:

    Mosey to the back of NOMA where we would split into 3 groups of 3 PAX for Triple Check. In each group PAX #1 held the People’s Chair and PAX #2 held a plank while PAX #3 ran around NOMA. Once PAX #3 completed the loop rotate positions until each PAX had performed all 3 stations. 3 rounds of this was performed by all 3 groups.

    Tha Thang #3:

    PAX was lined up and spaced out along the curb in the back of NOMA for Dominoes. Hold L side plank and PAX on the far end would perform 10 merkins. Once he has completed 5 merkins he would call it out and the next PAX would start his merkins. Once 10 merkins were completed by each PAX they would rotate to holding a R side plank until all PAX have completed merkins. After a 20 sec rest break a second round was performed in reverse order beginning with R side plank.

    Tha Thang #4:

    Mosey back to the end of Roosevelt Mall where we would perform another socially distanced Route 66 back to the flag. This time step ups (2 is 1) were the exercise of choice and each PAX would hold a plank until it was their turn to begin. Reps were performed in a descending count. Unfortunately I overshot it and was unable to complete all rounds in time. Thankfully PAX was able to begin some Mary while waiting on me to return to the flag at 6:17.

    Count off, Name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and COT. Thanks again for the chance to lead.

  • 5 Years, and the ABC’s of F3

    5 years ago today was my first F3 post at the Birdcage. It was a cold dark morning and the rain was coming down hard. I texted @Captain Morgan (who EH’ed me) at 5:00am to ask, “Are we really working out in the rain?” You know the reply. @shorty was the Q and it was an Aquaman-themed beat-down running around Audobon Park and doing Merkins, Lunges, and Squats in puddles. At one point halfway through, some guy (@reluctant-yankee) said, “There’s an FNG out here today?!?” @amnesty named me Walleye after a Minnesota freshwater fish working out in the rain.

    Today, 12 other F3 Brothers joined me at City Park for my 5-year anniversary Q. Like all of you, F3 has fostered core values in me that makes me a better man and keeps me coming back. It is a true brotherhood and extended family with like-minded men with similar ideals and goals. So today I tried to express my gratitude for F3 with a workout focused on my ABC’s of F3. 5 sets of 5 exercises for 5 great years. The usual disclaimer and off we go.

    Warm-Up COP:

    • SSH x 20 IC, Hill-billies x 20 IC, Grass-grabbers x 10 IC, Windmills x 10 IC, Self Love x 10 IC, Mountain Climbers x 20 IC

    Indian Run to the end of Roosevelt Mall for COP #1:

    “A” is for Accountability. F3 makes us accountable to ourselves and to each other. Signing to Q, jumping in the Lakeview Clown Car, or promising a friend to post keeps us accountable to each other. Setting that alarm clock to get out of bed and show up keeps us accountable to ourselves. We start the day off strong with accountability to ourselves and others, and we take that accountability into our day to be better men and help those around us.

    • Abe Lincoln’s (aka hand release merkins) x 20
    • Aiken Legs (squats x 20 IC, lunges x 20 IC, Bonnie Blairs x 20 IC)
    • Albatross Wings (arm circles x 20 IC, reverse circles x 20 IC, seal claps x 20 IC, overhead claps x 20 IC, Moroccan nightclub x 20 IC)
    • Alabama Ass-Kickers x 20 IC
    • American Hammer x 20 IC

    Indian Run to the front of NOMA for COP #2. (At this point, YHC realized 20 of each exercise was going to run time out fast. Down to 10 reps each.)

    “B” is for Brotherhood. F3 truly is a Brotherhood. We treat each other with dignity and respect. We push each other, support each other, and raise each other up. And we support our communities with efforts like Food for the Front Lines, City Park Clean-Up, Hurricane relief efforts, and many more that the men of F3 organize and lead.

    • Body-Builders (8-count body builders) x 10 IC
    • Bay City Scissor Kicks (8-count with 4 vertical kicks and 4 horizontal kicks) x 10 IC
    • Bearcrawl Merkins x 10 IC
    • Big Boy Sit-Ups x 10 IC
    • Burpees x 10 OYO

    Indian Run to the Foundry for COP #3:

    “C” is for Camaraderie. Mutual trust and friendship among people who spend a lot of time together. The friendships created through F3 Fellowship is what keeps me coming back. We will always have each other’s backs. Whether I see @shorty trick-or-treating on Halloween, @amnesty at Christmas Eve mass, @reluctant-yankee at a Mardi Gras party, @kuch at the ballpark, or @douille at the Saenger, it’s an instant smile and quick catch-up. We support each other’s businesses and pitch in to lend a hand when needed. That’s friendship.

    • Catalina Wine Mixers x 10 IC
    • Country Crabs x 10 IC
    • Carolina Dry Docks x 10 IC
    • Crunchy Frogs x 10 IC
    • Copperhead Squats x 10 IC

    Mosey to the Children’s Museum for COP #4:

    “D” is for Dedication. Dedication to make ourselves better, each other better, and our communities better. Participation in events like Run Ranger Run, the BlueRidge Relay, or the IPC makes us all stronger. Community outreach and disaster relief makes our communities stronger. And fundraising efforts makes our country stronger. Dedication to a good cause.

    • Derkins x 10 IC
    • Dogs (Bird Dogs) x 10 IC
    • Dr. W x 10 IC
    • Dips x 10 IC
    • Donkey Kicks x 10 IC

    Indian Run back to the flag for COT:

    “E” is for Encourage and Enable. We encourage each other. @saban texted me last week to make sure I was OK after I fart-sacked a couple workouts. @kuch and @high-rise texted me to check in after I had surgery to remove kidney stones 2 months ago. We lift up intentions and prayer requests for injuries and illness for Pax and their friends and family. And we enable each other to grow. Through example we enable the men of F3 to be leaders amongst ourselves and in our community.

    • “E” was supposed to be Elevens, but we ran out of time. So we took eleven seconds to reflect on how the ABC’s of F3 (Accountability, Brotherhood, Camaraderie, Dedication, Encourage and Enable) can make us better men each and every day. Count-off, name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer of gratitude.

    Thanks to all my F3 brothers for the friendships that have grown over the years. #SYITG

    Walleye