F3 New Orleans

Tag: Jingle Vader

  • Thank you F3

    Cool temps greeted the PAX under the still starlit gloom at The Birdcage. 13 HIM took on a beatdown that someone referred to as “Old School”, and somebody else said was “Intense”. Interestingly I often find that Qing a beatdown actually adds some immunity to the difficulty. I don’t know if it’s the invigoration of leading, or the challenge of remembering the beatdown, or even just the F3 exercise naming conventions, etc. Whatever it is…I like it. Here’s what we were up to this morning…

    Disclaimer and Mosey followed by Warmup consisting of…

    SSH X 2O, Windmill X 10, Grassgrabbers X 10, Peter Parker X 20, Parker Peter X 20, Mountain Climber X 20, Forward Arm Circles X 10

    The Thang:

    Indian Run 1/4mile(ish) for 3 rotations of…

    Merkins X 20 (is the count), Big Boi Sit Ups, Rows (on row bar…don’t lick the bar), and Jump Squats.

    Middle of the Pace Mosey for a 1/4 mile(ish) to the next stop for…

    Jack Webbs X 10

    Jog Sprint Jog for a 1/4mile(ish) for some legs on the bench work…

    Right Leg Step Up X 20, Left Leg Step Up X 20, Dips X 20 OYO, Right Leg Power Up X 20, Left Leg Power Up X 20, Dips X 20 OYO

    Quick mosey another 1/4 mile(ish) to the next stop for…

    Some more Jack Webbs…started from 5 on up to 10

    Jog Sprint Jog .5 mile(ish) to the pull-up bars for a single round (that’s all we had time for) of…

    Merkins X 15 (is the count), Pull-ups, Bonnie Blair, and LBCs

    Fastish Mosey to the Flag for Count/Name-O-Rama, Socially Distanced COT, and a Prayer asking for us to be the best version of ourselves as we go about our day.

    Thank you to @Peaches for EHing me 2.5 years ago, thank you to @Sandbar for the naming, thanks to the Uptown PAX, thank you to F3NOLA, and thank you to F3 Nation. I enjoy the camaraderie, the variation everyday, both the mumblechatter and the quiet, and the daily reminders that we are not alone as men trying to do good in this world by bettering ourselves and those around us. Whenever you read this chances are an opportunity will be nearby…an opportunity to leave today better than you found it…seize it.

  • Post-IPC Gratitude (Mothership 2020-09-26)

    Took things a little easier at the Mothership with the conclusion of this week’s IPC weighing on everyone (at least on the Q). 5 PAX in attendance: Jingle Vader, Two Yutes, Crikey, Snooze, and Catfish (Q).

    Warmed up at the Great Lawn with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Down to faces for Peter Parkers, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, and Parker Peters. Back to feet for 8-counts.

    Moved to Southeast corner of the lawn for BLIMPS. Exercised were done at six stations along the periphery of the Great Lawn, adding to reps each round (10 burpees, 20 lunges (2 is 1), 30 Imperial Walkers (2 is 1), etc.). After last station, moved to sixes for Big Boys, Flutter Kicks, Leg Lifts, and LBCs. Rinse and repeat on the BLIMPS, this time in reverse (60 squats, 50 plank jacks (1 is 1), 40 merkins, etc.) back to the starting location.

    Crossed street to the benches for dips, bulgarians, irkins, bulgarians (other leg), and derkins. Moved under peristyle for a column conveyor, where PAX line up along columns in balls to the wall position, last PAC bear crawls to front and goes balls to the wall on the next column (like an indian run). Did 2 rounds of this, then circled up again for Failure to Launch, then finished under peristyle with bonnie blairs. Back to benches for step ups on each leg.

    Moved to great lawn for some light stretching, yoga, and tai chi / chi gong. Great way to round out a solid Iron Pax season. Thanks to all who attended.

  • Post-Deluge Okwata 2020-09-24

    Somewhat muddy day at Okwata with 5 PAX: Jingle Vader, Surge, Saban, Highrise, and Catfish (Q).

    Moseyed out to the shore area for a warmup with SSH, Windmills, and Grass Grabbers. Moved on to some Bat wings, then got some Imperial Squat Walkers in.

    Got things rev’d up with 10 mins of 10 burpees EMOM (100 total). Moved to a bench for box jumps, incline merks, bulgarian split squats, dips, bulgarians (other leg), then derkins.

    Bear crawled a bit to another location. Did a ring of fire with Al Gore/ Bonnie Blairs (4 rounds). Planked up for some peter parker peters and plank jacks, then on our sixes for 100s, flutter kicks, and freddie mercuries. Finished strong on our feet with 8 count bodybuilders. Back to start zone for COT.

  • No Peace Without War

    Like many of you, I’ve taken to reading and following David Goggins, whose story is both inspirational and at times, crushingly real. I won’t spoil any of it – the book is well worth the 20 bucks.

    One of Goggins’ guiding principles is the concept of going to war with yourself on a daily basis. He believes in challenging yourself, putting yourself in uncomfortable or impossible positions where you’ll be forced to make a decision to either quit or push through. Only by choosing to accept and push through the pain does real growth occur. This of course turns out to be a metaphor for life, where our ability to handle the difficult, the uncomfortable and the stuff no one else can do leads to true fulfillment.

    Today, as we set out on absolutely perfect morning, greeted by a breeze, temperatures in the 70’s, and a perfect sunrise, I borrowed some words of encouragement from his book. It’s only by giving more than we thought we had when we got there this morning that we grow. I think we all lived up to that today.

    Quick warmup of SSH, Hill Billies, Arm Circles and Mountain climbers, followed by a brisk run (thanks Catfish) to the base of the intersection.

    Once we arrived we partnered up for some 1. AMRAP Mary (to give the shoulders a break from Iron Pax) 2. sprints up and mosey down the levee.

    Once complete, we lined up for an Indian Run down the levee. Swept the 6, turned back for a Bataan Death March all the way back. As we got close, everyone was instructed to drop for burpees and sprint it out.

    We swept the 6 and headed back to the flag for some burpees to seal the deal as the clock struck 6:15. Moment of silence to focus on thankfulness for the present and how we could help others today. Surge led us out with the prayer for generosity.

  • Okwata 2020-09-03

    Lovely morning on the lake with 8 PAX: Quiche, Jingle Vader, Da Parish, Bongo, Surge, High Rise, Abacus, Catfish (Q).

    Started with a mosey over to the base of Canal. Warmed up with SSH, 8-counts, Peter Parker Peters, Shoulder Taps, 100s, Slow V-Ups, Catalinas, Floyds, SSH, and Imperial Squat Walkers.

    Moved to a Dora with 100 burpees, 200 merkins, and 300 flutter kicks (1 is 1). Runner ran backwards up canal to the top, duck walked across the median, then ran back. As people finished, did LBCs and dying cockraches waiting for the six.

    Moseyed back to flag zone for some monkey humpers and COT.

  • Non-Stop

    Conditions – Humid and Partly Cloudy, 79 degrees, Feels like 82.  Humidity 91%, Wind 3mph from SW

    The Thang – Every Minute On the Minute for the entire workout.  Do the number of exercises on your own and rest for the rest of the minute.  60 sets. 

    Warm-Up

    1. Mosey to the warm-up Cone (80 yards)
    2. SSH x 60
    3. Imperial Walker (2 is 1) x 25
    4. Windmills (2 is 1) x 15
    5. Peter Parker (2 is 1) x 25 – stay in plank when finished
    6. Mountain Climbers (2 is 1) x 25 – stay in plank when finished
    7. Parker Peter (2 is 1) x 25 – recover to your feet
    8. Merkins x 30
    9. Squats x 60
    10. Wide Merkins x 40
    11. Monkey Humpers x 40
    12. Mosey back to the flag (80 yards)

    Levee Work – Quadraphilia = running down and back up always facing south; Crawl Bear = Jog down the levee and crawl bear to the top

    1. Quadraphilia x 3
    2. Quadraphilia x 2 (3 if you can)
    3. Quadraphilia x 2 (3 if you can)
    4. Quadraphilia x 2 (3 if you can)
    5. LBCs x 50
    6. Crawl Bear x 1
    7. Crawl Bear x 1
    8. Crawl Bear x 1
    9. Crawl Bear x 1
    10. LBCs x 50
    11. Mosey to the Cardio Cone (50 yards)

    Death By Burpees – If you get caught switch to merkins and do twice the number

    1. 8 Burpees
    2. 9 Burpees
    3. 10 Burpees
    4. 11 Burpees
    5. 12 Burpees
    6. 13 Burpees
    7. 14 Burpees
    8. 30 Merkins (we all got caught at 14)
    9. Mosey to the Rocks and plank the rest of the minute (40 yards)
    10. Plank

    Rock Work

    1. Pick out a rock and carry it back to the circle
    2. Presses x 25
    3. Curls x 30
    4. Squats x 25
    5. Curls x 30
    6. Squat Presses x 20
    7. Carry your rock back and throw it on the pile
    8. Mosey back to the cardio cone (40 yards)

    Nickels and Dimes

    1. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    2. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    3. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    4. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    5. 10 Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) + 5 squats
    6. Mosey to the flag (40 yards)

    Quadraphilia

    1. LBCs x 50
    2. Quadraphilia x 1
    3. Quadraphilia x 2
    4. Quadraphilia x 2
    5. Quadraphilia x 2
    6. LBCs x 50
    7. Mosey to the Wall (40 yards)

    Wall Work

    1. Plank
    2. Feet half way up wall – Shoulder Taps (2 is 1) x 15
    3. Feet all the way up wall – Hip Slappers (2 is 1) x 10
    4. Feet half way up wall – Shoulder Taps (2 is 1) x 15

    The End

    1. Mosey back to the Flag (40 yards)
    2. Dying Cockroach x 30
  • 4 Years of F3 and You Could Look Like Me

    4 Years of F3 and You Could Look Like Me

    Four years ago in the gloom of the Peristyle, YHC was EHed by Heisenberg to check out this men’s only fitness group. Bubba’s Beatdown was all it took to keep YHC coming back for more. What better way to celebrate my anniversary than to recycle my first Q, which was at Okwata. Thank you to all of the PAX that posted today.

    W/U

    • SSH x 30
    • IW x 15
    • HB x 15
    • AC x 10 x 10
    • Peter Parker x 15
    • Parker Peter x 15
    • Self Love

    The Thang – Mosey to Canal blvd and partner up. PAX 1 will AMRAP while PAX 2 runs up Canal, bear crawl the median, and back down Canal. Switch.

    • Plank Jacks
    • Tempo Merkins – 2 count up, 2 count down
    • Step Ups
    • Dips

    Mosey back to the Lakefront area across from the fountain and circle up for the Lazy Q. Each PAX step into the middle and call an exercise to be performed for 22 Reps.

    Counterama, Namerama

    Announcements – Register for the IronPax Challenge. Pay attention to Mumble Chatter and emails for information regarding recovery efforts for our neighbors in Southwest Louisiana who are suffering from Hurricane Laura.

    NMM – Takeaways from today’s beatdown were not announced but included awareness or PTSD and Mission 22, a organization dedicated to Post Traumatic Stress and Traumatic Brain Injury, substance abuse and all of the issues veterans are facing today.

  • Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

    Conditions:

    Clear, 73 degrees, Feels like 74, Humidity 86%, Wind 3mph from SW

    Warm-up:

    IW x 31; Grass Grabbers x 15; Low Slow Squats x 20; Merkins x 30; Peter Parkers x 25; Bat Wings (Everything x 22 except MNNs x 31)

    The Thang:

    Wall Work:  Ascending Testicles; Balls to the Wall; Plank Walk x 15; Shoulder Taps x 15; Hip Slappers x 15

    Proceed to Rock Pile for 10! (Squats, Curls, Shoulder Presses)

    Repeat Wall Work

    Proceed to the Football Field for 100 yard Bear Crawls x 4

    NMM:

    • I was not planning on doing Bat Wings during the warm-up.  Don’t want to be too predictable.  But, I couldn’t help it.
    • I was not planning on doing so many bear crawls.  Don’t want to be too predictable.  But I couldn’t help it.
    • We welcomed FNG Cake Boss.  T-Claps to Rudy for the EH.  Unfortunately Cake Boss was only visiting the area.  He headed back to Jersey after the workout.  He just graduated from American University where he ran track and Cross-Country.  His PR for the 5K is in the 15 minute range.  Rudy is working on making sure he needs to be in New Orleans for work the third Wednesday of every July.

  • Ascend and Launch (WPM 2020-08-14)

    Another excellent morning on the mountain with 24 PAX: Angie’s List, Chowdah, El Wire, G Spot, Jingle Vader, Moana, Mulligan, Sandbar, Wipeout, Eager Beaver, Gabrielle, Dry Socket, Quincy, Squeal, Shurly, Jadaveon, Tube Steak, Bad Moon, Mr. Peabody, Seaman, Bones, Shocker, Tinkles, Catfish (Q).

    Started with a mosey over to the base of the mountain. Warmed up with arm circles (both ways), Windmills (Abe Vigoda), Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Assembled at the base for the ascent.

    First leg was 10 burpees, run backwards up the first two inclines to the first flat. Planked and waited for the six with peter parkers.

    Second leg was 20 bonnie blairs, bear crawl to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Parker peters.

    Third leg was 30 merkins, duck walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with shoulder taps.

    Fourth leg was 40 flutter kicks (one is one), crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Fifth leg was 50 squats, crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Sixth leg was 60 LBTs (one is one), bear crawl to the top of the mountain.

    Continued with Jack Webbs up to eleven, then did an excercise called Failure to Launch (hold Al Gore while Q counts down from 10, then get a solid jump up with knees to the chest.

    Took the stairs back down to the base, circled back up for some Catalina Wine Mixers. Back to the flag, finished out with a solid 2.5 minutes of 8-count bodybuilders.

    Excellent workout with a nice big group. Thanks to all who attended!

  • Buying the Bundle

    Conditions:  Humid

    Warm-UP

    IW x 31; Bat Wings and Moroccan Robin (Forward Arm Circles x 20; Backards Arm Circles x 20, Seal Claps x 25, Overhead Claps x 25, Moroccan Night Clubs x 31) #Crowd Pleaser; Low Slow Squats x 15; Don Quixote x 10; Peter Parker x 15; Merkins x 15; Parker Peter x 15; Justifier Reflection x 15; Flutters x 15

    The Thang

    Bear Crawl to the Rock Pile (approximately 250 yards)

    Carry a Big Rock and a one handed rock to the Gym (approximately 100 yards)

    Wall Work:  Ball to the Wall; Ascending Testicles, Down and Dirty x 15; Chicken Peckers x 15; Hip Slappers x 15

    Carry Rocks back to the Rock Pile (Approximately 100 yards)

    Lunge walk x 40 yards

    Bear Crawl 60 yards

    NMM

    • My advertisement of a Low Impact Workout was more successful than anticipated.  I was pleasantly surprised to see 8 High Impact Men at my Low Impact workout.  I am sure The Boge, MmmmmBop, Vagabond, and even Hand Grenada were up for something Low Impact after the horrible things Hand Grenada made us do on Monday (Basically Sprint a mile with a 35 pound rock on your shoulder).  The meaner, leaner Gabby has been struggling with an injury to his svelty body and also seems to be in some kind of exclusive coffee tasting club with War Eagle and The Boge, which explains why they all wanted to be here.  Tool and JV came from afar because they love intrigue. 
    • After the initial Bear Crawl, Hand Grenada suggested that I with my promise of a low impact workout I was selling him a Bundle of goods that sounded good, but that he in fact did not want or need.
    • I have so missed JV’s labor pains.  They were in fine form during the initial bear crawl
    • There is a lot of perseveration on genitalia in the names of the wall exercises.  I did not name them   I got them off the F3 Nation website.  I can only imagine they were named by a 6th grader in an old man’s body. 
    • I’m a fan of these wall exercises.  Props to Ethanol
    • The new non-shovel Shovel Flag that Vagabond is flying should be the new standard in F3 Nola Shovel Flags.