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  • Partnering in the dark

    6:30 am on the last day before Daylight Savings Time ends is, surprisingly at least to YHC, quite dark.  YHC had plans that included moseying through the forest over to the track – its been a while since we hit the track at the Mothership – but decided to improvise instead, and avoid the inevitable sprained ankle that awaited him if went blindly running through the tree roots in the pitch black NOLA morning.

    PAX were thus treated to a modified, sorta-improvised Q – and they noticed.  And mumble-chattered about it.  But c’est la vie: you get what you pay for…..

    To the Great Lawn!

    Heisenberg grumbled about the damp and cold.  So…  Thanks for the great idea Heisenberg – everyone on your 6 to start with LBCs!  Much gumbling ensued.  So – lets roll over for some Superman.  More grumbling.  That might have been the last YHC heard from Heisenberg for the rest of the workout.

    Then get started with SSH: 10 regular, 10 redbull, 10 triple-shift cadence.  Tried the same with IW – but IW in Triple Shift cadence proved to be, uh, weird.  So quick cancel of that one.  Monkey Humpers x30 (much grumbling and groaning as we hit the 30 count.  Don’t worry, we’ll see these again.) Abe Vigodas to finish stretching out hammies.

    Partner Up for Blimps

    Partner up for BLIMPS around the great lawn.  Start on one end with 5 burpees.  Then run around the lawn (stick to the sidewalk, appreciate the clarification call-out Frac) partners going in opposite direction.  When you meet your partner around the track (wherever it is), do the next exercise together.  Then keep running.

    5 Burpees.  Run.  Say Hi when you meet your partner.

    10 Lunges.  Run again.  Say Hi again.

    15 IWs.  ….

    After several repeated explanations, the light slowly dawned on the PAX.  Even  King Kong was able to figure it out.  So we were off.

    When finished, join the PAX circle in the middle for more LBC waiting on the 6.

    Partner Up for some Sprints

    Groups of 3 this time. PAX 1 does LBC on one side of the great lawn.  PAX 2 does Merkins on the other side.  PAX 3 sprints across the lawn tagging out his partner on that side.  Partner sprints back across the lawn.  Etc. etc. etc.  You are either doing LBC, Merkins or sprinting.  Rinse and Repeat until YHC gets bored.  YHC gently reminds PAX to sprint , not mosey.  There will be time for resting later.

    Go.

    6 mins later, PAX got a 16 count from JV.

    Start the mosey to the Fountain, but pivot instead to the foot of Roosevelt Mall.

    Partner Up for some Dips

    Partner up – find a different partner.  4 Minutes of Partner Dips at a bench.  What’s Partner Dip?  PAX 1 does 20 dips resting feet on PAX 2 who is planking.  Repeat.  YHC was sad and alone, and only could dip, looking longingly at the other PAX who had a partner and time to rest – with dirty feet on their back.

    Mosey to the Baby Foundry

    Parnter Up for a Circuit

    6 groups (3 PAX per group)

    • 15 Burpees (Timer)
    • Green Snake Jumping (or Box Jumps)
    • Pull Ups
    • Merkins
    • Hanging Knee Lifts
    • Dying Cockroaches

    Everyone gets a turn at all of ’em.

    Mosey Home

    But wait!  Two Yutes asks Q if we could PLEASE do some more Monkey Humpers!  Of course we can.  So we stop at Tools Wall for 2 rounds of Calf Raises x25 followed by Monkey Humpers x30.  Lots and Lots of PAX groaning after MH x30.  And lots of strange running form to be seen as we re-started the Mosey Home.

    Thanks, Two Yutes and Triple Shift, for pushing YHC on the run home!

    Peter Parker at the Flag waiting for the 6.

    COT

    Count-off (17 Strong!) Name-o-rama (no FNGs this week – everyone remember to keep EH’ing.  Bring F3 to your friends!) and close out with our intentions and prayers.  Thank you all for the opportunity to lead!

  • Focus Avoids Penalties at WPM

    The long awaited debut of the Fracsac Wolf Pack Mountain Q finally arrived. November 2nd seemed so far away not long ago. News of the monumental event traveled far and wide. Rudy canceled his plans to travel to some Irish school, King Kong passed on the opportunity to climb a building in NYC, and a HIM from Pittsburgh made a special trip for it. Don’t let anyone try to tell you different, what you read here is total fact….sort of.
    25 men of F3 joined YHC to see what was in store. With 0530 upon us, time to do a disclaimer, then throw the Pax off with a countoff. The Pax were instructed to remember their number. Mosey down St Charles, and make a U-Turn back to the Loyola Lawn for the warmup.

    SSH IC x 31 (because that’s what we do)
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10 (there was much mumblechatter)
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10

    Plank-o-rama
    Peter Parkers IC x 20
    Mountain Climbers IC x 20
    Parker Peter IC x 20
    Asked King Kong his number. He responded with 24
    Merkins IC x 12 (4-count total of 24)

    The Pax was asked to count off again, in the order of 1,2,1,2……remembering old number and new number.
    Mosey to the Mountain.

    Group 1 in a column on the left, Group 2 in a column on the right. Indian Run up to the top of the Mountain.
    Once on top, time to test the focus of the Pax. When we get tired, we tend to lose focus. This can affect home life, or work, or other things. The instructions were simple. A Pax was asked his first number. The first number may have been 17. YHC informed the Pax there would be one opportunity to hear the instructions. Failure to execute properly would result in a penalty.
    17 SSH, the first 10 in cadence, the rest in silence, maintaining cadence internally. Failure to stop at the designated number, or a failure to stop counting out loud beyond 10, would result in a penalty.
    Penalty #1 – Mosey to the end of the top floor. Split in group 1 and Group 2, 10 Burpees OYO, sprint back to other end.
    We tried the test again. 16 SSH may have been the number, but it doesn’t matter, because the Pax incurred another penalty.
    Penalty #2 – 10 Burpees OYO, sprint to the other end and back. There was some mumble chatter claiming YHC was just messing with everyone. Not true.
    Penalty #3 – Sprint to the end again, 10 Burpees OYO, sprint back. Most of the Pax was getting it, but a couple did not.
    Final effort of 13 SSH IC to 10, followed by silence until 13. There was one Pax that did not stop with the rest of us, but YHC allowed one do over. Upon that effort, the entire Pax was in perfect uniform SSH IC mode. It was a beautiful sight!
    Mosey back down the mountain, stopping at level 6 for:
    Monkey Humpers IC x 20
    Mosey to level 5 for:
    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10 (not so fun on the concrete floor of parking garage…meant for grass)
    Continue the mosey to the bottom.
    Move to the benches.
    RL Powerups IC x 10
    LL Powerups IC x 10
    Dips IC x 15
    Mosey back to Loyola Lawn
    Freddie Mercury IC x 20 (Bohemian Rhapsody Opens Today!)
    Flutter Kicks IC x 20

    Times Up, mosey back to flag

    COT

    Countoff, Announcements, Intentions, closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    NMM
    We welcomed Gemini from Pittsburgh. This guy could knock out some burpees fast, hence the HIM title. He mentioned he planned to come back and guest Q, showing us a real Burpee workout. Looking forward to it! T-Claps to Reluctant Yankee for getting him to WPM and to Jingle Vader for getting him back to his hotel.
    When I first visited Wolfpack Mountain, the Indian run up beat me, and I dropped out. It took me a few visits to get there, but I did it. Today I Q’d it! T-Claps to those that kept motivating me.
    There were a couple Burpee Debts paid at the end. We got to see Sea Man wear an Irish Jersey!
    Coffeteria at PJ’s was great as always.

    Thanks for posting with me today!

    SYITG

  • Halloween Beatdown

    19 PAX gathered in the spooky gloom that is Audubon Park on this Halloween morning.  Surprisingly, not one person was in costume,after some mumble chatter on the group text about that the previous day .  YHC had planned to do a Richard Simmons costume complete with a glittered F3 logo tank top, but that plan never came together.  So, disclaimer was given and off we moseyed around the golf course parking lot and back to the area in front of the bandstand.   Circle up for the Monster M.A.S.H. warm-up.

    Warm-Up

    M – Mountain Climbers, IC , x 13

    A – Arm Circles, IC , 13 Fwd, 13 Rev.

    S – SSH, IC, x 31

    H – (Was supposed to be Hillbillies) I forgot my cheat sheet at home, Angie’s List saved me, and came up with Monkey Humpers, IC  x 13

    Thang 1 – P.U.M.P.K.I.N.S. down Oak Ally

    Run down Oak Alley stopping at each light post to perform specified exercise x 31 reps, at the end sprint to fountain and find your “Pumpkin” Block

    P – Plank jacks x 31

    U – Up-Downs (Burpees without the Merkin at the bottom and no Jump clap at top) x 31

    M – Mountain Climbers x 31

    P – Peter Parker x 31

    K – King Kongs (Uptowns version of shoulder taps, beat your chest) x 31

    I – Imperial Walker Squats x 31

    N – Nolan Ryans x 31

    S – Squats x 31

    Thang 2 – Pumpkin Dora 1, 2, 3

    Partner up,  PAX 1 does exercise, while PAX 2 Zombie Walks (holding brick out in front of you) to first light and back, Flip Flop with partner.  Had to modify Zombie walk after lots of mumble chatter from the Zombies.  changed to overhead carry.

    100 Pumpkin Pickers – Curl block then extend straight out in front of you

    200 Pumpkin Thruster – Squat to an overhead press.

    300 Flutter Kicks while holding block ( Again, forgot my sheet, this was supposed to be Pumpkin Merkins but my brain doesn’t function on all cylinders at 5:30)

    A Little bit of Mary

    Dying Cockroach while hold Rock IC x 13

    LBC w/ rock IC x 13

    Put our Rocks back in their hiding spot and Mosey back to the Flag.

    Still had a couple minutes left once the 6 got back to the Flag so.

    10 Merkins on your own

    Freddie Mercurys IC x 13

    Slow American Hammers  IC x 13

    Count-O Rama, Name-O-Rama, No FNG’s, Couple of Race announcements.  Special intentions for ILoveYouMan’s neice, all those impacted by Hurricaine Michael and our brothers who have traveled there to help them.

    It is always a great experience to lead this group of Men.  Thanks, as always for the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG!

     

  • Rain, Respect, and Route 66

    Rain pelted the gloom as five wise men – the RESPECT PAX – formed around the flag.  They knew a beatdown in the rain was to be savored and not avoided.  They knew as long as the mind was moving and counting, the rain did not matter.  First, DISCLAIMER.  Now for the thang:

    For the Warm Up, mosey to the seawall in front of the fountain and SSH x 25, Sun Gods x 10 (both directions), and Abe Vigoda x 10.  Another short mosey to shake off the rain and Peter Parker x 15, Parker Peter x 15, Hillbillies x 15, and Woodchucks x 10.

    1st ROUTE 66 (descending): burpies out and jump squats back

    2nd ROUTE 66 (descending): crab cakes out and lunges back

    3rd ROUTE 66 (descending): dying cockroach out and flutter kicks back

    Back to the flag for COUNTOFF, NAMEORAMA, ANNOUNCEMENTS, INTENTIONS, PRAYER

    This was the first PAX at OKWATA that consisted of only 50+ year olds, as far as anyone can remember.  YHC appreciates and congratulates these wise men for coming out on a rainy, windy morning for F3.

  • The Early Bird

    They say, “The Early Bird Gets the Worm.” F3 Men must get lots of worms, because we get at it early for the morning beatdown. This morning YHC was looking to get it started extra earlier as he started the disclaimer at 5:28am. Several of the Pax quickly pointed out that he was jumping the gun, and he discovered that his watch was two minutes fast, so he backed off.

    Two minutes later…disclaimer, 13 Pax in attendance as we took off on a mosey to the rock pile for the Warm-Up

    Special Guest Q

    YHC noticed several weeks ago that his brother War Eagle was starting to look fairly comfortable at F3 workouts(as comfortable as one can be at a pre-sunrise beatdown). He was running with the Pax and never finishing as the 6, so YHC took it upon himself to sign up War Eagle to Q the Uptowner in November. Today was the morning for War Eagle to practice his cadence in anticipation of the big day. War Eagle was more than up to the task as for the first time in my year of F3, a rookie led the warm-up with no snide remarks or “helpful” comments from the Pax.

    SSH – 25

    Mountain Climbers – 20

    Imperial Walkers – 20

    Peter Parkers – 20

    Hillbillies – 20

    Parker Peters – 20

    Route 66

    Time for everyone’s favorite moment of the work week – let’s grab a rock. We picked up our rocks and moseyed to the far tree line near the picnic benches for some Route 66. YHC enjoyed this workout so much on his last Q that he had to go for another round. Ascending tricep extensions starting with 1 at the first tree and ending with 11 extensions on the 11th tree. Let’s get those triceps burning.

    Suicide By Merkins

    YHC set out 4 cones on the field this morning, so the Pax could begin and end the workout with some suicides. The Pax was grateful for YHC’s planning. The opening suicide was Suicide By Merkins. Run a standard suicide but at every cone, hit the ground, and knock out 10 merkins for a total of 80. Tricpes were burning more after the merkins.

    The Conveyor Belt

    Mahatma-Ice made a call for the Pax to select rocks for Rock City as opposed to pebbles or skipping stones. YHC decided that Mahatma was right, so he led in a workout that would require the Pax to use everyone else’s rocks to challenge the whole Pax to up our rock size (unless you are Mahatma or Triple, for them this workout just led to a break from their normal boulder workouts). Two men were stationed at each of the trees that were used for Route 66. YHC would lead an exercise in cadence, following the exercise, the Pax will drop their rocks, and bear crawl to the next tree or rock pair. The Pax did exercises until everyone did one exercise at each tree.

    The exercises for the conveyor belt:

    Shoulder Press

    Curls

    Rockettes

    Rows

    Curls

    Low Slow Squats

    Bench Press

    The Picnic Benches

    From the tree line, we took our rocks to the picnic benches for a few exercises.

    Channing Tatums – 20

    Sit down, Stand Up with Rock (Don’t ask it was dumb)

    Tatum Channgings – 20

    Sitting on the Wall

    YHC always loves a good wall sitting on rock days. The Pax sat until YHC’s legs began to burn then started a 20 count of rows in cadence. Shook out our legs and then sat again. This round of sitting ended with 20 count curls in cadence.

    Standard Suicide

    Back to the field for a good old fashioned suicide. YHC was slightly disappointed by the Pax’s speed on the suicide. Next time he Q’s there will be more suicides at Rock City.

    Mary

    The Pax was instructed to deposit their rocks on the pile and return to the flag. YHC got a little confused during the workout due to the time being off on his watch. Instead of arriving at the flag 2 minutes late (6:15am to the world), he arrived 2 minutes early (6:11am). This meant 4 minutes of the Mary that he was hoping to avoid.

    LBC – 25

    Penguins – 20

    Hello Dolly – 15

    Wife Pleasers – 20

    The Conclusion

    Count-Off, Name-0-rama, Announcements (2.0 workout on Saturday at 7:30am at Audubon Park and the Fight Club at 5:30am on Wednesday), Intentions, Prayer

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead and a special thanks to War Eagle for his F3 growth. If anyone wants to guest Q at the Fight Club in Kenner let me know.

    Rev Sox (I’ve never hated my name more than right now – Go Dodgers!)

     

  • Teamwork makes the DREAM WORK!

    Your QIC had a really rough week with work and dealing with trolls on Social Media.  It’s crazy how people act so ugly and with such vitriol, when behind a computer screen and it has bled over into face to face encounters.  After witnessing the unraveling of civility in our society these past years, it’s so easy to withdraw from the fray and disconnect from making a positive difference.  Well, that is where we as the F3 Nation are creating leaders through physical training.

    Leaders by nature are agents of change!  We must change for the betterment for ourselves, our families, our friends, and our community.  It all starts with taking the Daily Red Pill (DRP) and making the choice to get stronger physically, emotionally, mentally, relationally and spiritually.  Without the support and encouragement of my brothers of F3 NOLA, I could not be the leader I was designed to be.  So thankful and blessed to be part of this PAX’s Shield Lock!

    Proverbs 27:17 (AMP) As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens and influences another through dialogue.

    The goal today was to show the importance of having that Shield Lock or at least a Wing Man to keep us accountable.  So the theme was partner workouts!

     

    WARMUP

    Proceded with the Disclaimer and had to pause so the PAX could finish their discussions with each other (not going to mention anyone), I completed my monologue and headed to the Great Lawn only to find it sopping wet.  I don’t have a problem getting soaking wet in a workout but I would like to start off dry so we headed to the Peristyle and Ovaled up.

    20 SSH, 20 Hillbilly, 10 Abe Vigoda, 10 Arm Circles (Front and Back), 20 Red Bull Smurf Jacks (is that fast enough for you Rudy and Fracsac?), 10 Peter Parker Merkins, 10 Imperial Squat Walkers all In Cadence.

     

    THE THANG

    We partnered up and took turns piggybacking to the front of NOMA which was about 1/4 mile.  From there we headed to the tree line for a modified Flora.  It was 100 hand slap merkins, 200 Leg throws and 200 squats / Al Gore.  This was a cumulative effort.

    Embrace the Suck – As I was wearing my Go Ruck T-shirt, it was a foreshadowing of planned Suck.  The Suck consisted of 3 rounds of 6 SSH, 6 Merkins and 6 Jump Squats AMRAP for 3 minutes with a one-minute rest in between rounds.

    With less than 10 minutes left, we slowsyed to the Great Lawn for a few minutes of Get on Up (lying on the ground and then standing up without using your hands) and the Rotiserrie (Boat to Superman back to Boat all the while with your arms and feet off the ground).

     

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA AND CIRCLE OF TRUST

    Welcome False Alarm!  The workouts don’t get easier, you just get stronger!  Prayers of thankfulness for positive health reports (Rudy’s sister) and life successes (Rudy’s daughter got accepted to Medical School), prayers of courage for all the people affected by Hurricane Michael and the ongoing recovery efforts,  prayers of strength for families with special needs (Tool and his family) and prayers for peace to know we are doing God’s will even when undeservingly criticized and verbally attacked.  Thank you for the honor and privilege of leading!

     

    Abacus, Babyface, Bogey, False Alarm (FNG), Fracsac, Gabrielle, Green Screen, Gyro, Jingle Vader, King Kong, Left Eye, Mahatma Ice, Mambi, Medulla Oblongata, Out for Justice, Quick Draw, Rudy, Tool, Tube Steak, Two Yutes, Wille

  • H8 – Pushing the Boundaries

    What we can learn from History:

    The 1st H8 – 8/4/16 – 6 Pax – Amnesty – Cowbell – JV -Kim-Chi, Surge and Hawg

    No official finishers as it was an AMRAP for only 25 min in the middle of a Hawg style beat down

    #2 Can the H8 be Conquered -10/23/16 10 Pax : Bubba, Belloq, Cowbell, Frasac, JV, Maverick, Surge, Triple Shift, Tool and Hawg

    Changed to the 40 minute challenge:

    Each lap consists of running south to the top of the levee, crossing canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running south to the bottom of the levee, cross canal and run north to the top of the levee, cross canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running north down the levee and back across canal to the starting point.  At the starting point you do a descending burp and merk pyramid starting at 8 (bupee with 8 merkins, burpee with 7 merkins, …..burpee with 1 merkin)

    At the end of the 2nd lap the burp and merk pyramid starts at 7, etc.

    The goal is to complete 8 laps in 40 minutes.  According to MapMyRun, each loop is approximately 0.4 miles.  Therefore, to conquer the H8! you will have to do the following in 40 minutes:

    • Run over 3 Miles of Hills
    • 550 Yards of Bear Crawls
    • 36 Burpees
    • 120 Merkins

    NO Finishers: Bubba was the only one close with :20 away from completing.

    #3 The H8 Can be Conquered 3/16/17 13 Pax – Bogey, Duct Tape, Fracsac, Griswold, Kimchi, Reluctant Yankee, Rudy, Shorty, Surge, Tool, Triple Shift, Yo-Yo (FNG), Hawgcycle

    NOTE the oldest PAX this day was only 49!

    BB states there were some finishers but did not state who and the click “here” to see results no longer is active.  But non the less H8 had been conquered.  Congrats!!

    #4 Conquering H8 10/4/17 – 12 Pax – Cowbell, Da Parish, Fracsac, Nip/Tuck, Rudy, Shorty, SOGO, Surge, Triple Shift, Tool, Woz, Hawgcycle

    5 of 12 complete – CowBell on his 2nd full attempt – NipTuck 1st Uptowner  to conquer

    #5 Conquering H8 One Small act at a Time 04/19/18 – 12 Pax -Abacus, Belloq (Kotter), Jingle Vader, Mahatma (H8!er), Rudy (H8!er), Surge, Triple Shift (H8!er), Tool, Walleye (H8!er), Hawgcycle (H8!er)

    1/2 the group completed – Triple Shift conquered

    JV was one lap away

    #6  H8 – Pushing the Boundaries  10/18/18

    The gloom was perfect…. 21 Pax showed up to Okwata on a cool and windy morning adding another bit of intrigue to the challenge.  The anticipation of what some of the PAX knew and others were still asking themselves what the heck they were about to get into!  On a personal note I hit two milestones the last couple of months (Sept was my 1 year F3 anniversary) and just 2 days ago I crossed the 1/2 century threshold.  Roughly 6+ months ago I participated in my 1st H8 and as you read above from excerpts of Hawg’s BBs this event has been solid measurement of both physical and mental strength.  I like many was ready to see what F3 training has done – NO Doubt the H8 does have a way in humbling ambition but non the less is an allure for giving you something work towards.

    Look how the challenge brought out the PAX – 21 MEN almost double all previous H8 attempts!  Almost 1/2 finished (with 3 coming close to completing 9) – several are on the cusp of reaching 8 and many more improving over previous attempts or just setting their own personal bar!

    A lot of 1st timers:

    War Eagle , Medulla, Pai Gow, Rev Sox, Abacus, Quiche, Frozone, Two Yutes, Gumby, Bongo, King Kong, Smooth, Gabriel, Baby Face

    Repeat 8-attenders:

    Rudy, Triple Shift, CowBell, FracSac, Mahatma, JV, Surge (T-CLAPS, he’s done everyone)

    H8!er Club:

    1st Time: Rev-Sox, King Kong, Smooth, Gabriel, Two Yutes, JV (congrats on reaching it) – Repeaters: Rudy, Triple Shift, Cowbell, Mahatma

    There were some that came Oh so close – push hard for 6 months and come back and conquer the 8!

    H8 Humility – setting a personal goal a little too high……for now! But following the advice of the H8 beat down originator: Hawg, I started on 9 and threw a few guys off.  So along with

    T-Claps to King Kong for pushing the pace – Smooth for kicking everyone’s butt – I’m confident 9 is # that will be conquered at the next H8 challenge.

     

    Make the commitment to yourself- keep pushing to raise your bar.  Good Work!

    God Bless!

     

     

     

  • Rivertown welcomes you to Fight Club

    Damn I just typed out the whole BB and it erased when I tried to publish a picture that wouldn’t work – it was a great pic too – it is the City of Kenner logo but it says Kenna Brah!  Oh well.

    All of my cool anecdotes and funny little interjections will no make it to this final bb – I am too annoyed and angry that it got deleted!

    So I left the house at 440 for  the beatdown in Rivertown.  Had every intention of scoping out some cool spots by posting at Fight Club during the last few weeks but the 30 min drive dissuaded me.   I got to the AO at 510 so I could hunt out some good spots.

    Once the PAX of 3 arrived it was time for the beatdown.  We skipped the mosey and got straight to work.  SSH x 20.  Then I was like hey we need some publicity so we moved over to the street.  Imperial Walker Squats x 20, Mtn Climbers x 20, and Low Slow Squats with all 3 F3 logos showing to the road.

    Then we moseyed to the Octoberfest parking lot in Rivertown.  Rev Sox insists that they still have Oktoberfest in Rivertown – and he is correct- although what do crepes have to do with Oktoberfest?

    Real Oktoberfest in NOLA is here https://oktoberfestnola.com/

    You are too late if you wanted to hit the 4 hour Oktoberfest in Rivertown last Friday.  https://www.crepesalacartnola.com/event/1012-kenner-rivertowns-oktoberfest/

    I am sure it is just as good as the one on Bayou St John that has several hundred people every night of the weekend for the month of October.

    In the parking lot we did a BLIMP suicide.  Run to the lamp and back – then do Burpees, Lunges (each leg), Imp Walks, Merks and Plank Jacks.  Increasing the number.

    Then we moseyd to a restaurant and used their benches to do Step Ups each leg x 20, Dips x 2o , and Bulgarian Split Lunges each leg x 20.

    Then we mosey’d back to Fight Club down main St.  Each light post we did 5 bonnie blairs (both legs equal one).  We did a total of 45 Bonnie Blairs.

    Back at LaSalle Landing – we did a AMRAP loop.  One PAX runs up the stairs across the levee and down the stairs while the 2 waiting PAX AMRAP an exericse of the last guys choice.

    We did plank punches, american hammers, low country crab, squats, dying roach, flutters, shoulder taps, peter parkers and one other thing I can’t remember for 3 rounds.

    Then we did a bear crawl up the stairs across the levee and down the stairs – face down.  This made REV SoX nervous but he didn’t get hurt.

    Then we did tooth fairy merks up the stairs –there are 27.  Could have done an escalator at some point but we decided not to.

    Then we did 5 boo boo burpees just to do them-bc I promised them.

    Closed with a little Mary.  We did LBCs x 30, Dying Bugs x 25, Leg Presses x 20, and Iron Cross x 15.

    Time was called.

    We did a COT – prayed the Gulf Coast of Florida.  Hope to help in the near future.

    This is a great AO we just need help getting the word out to the Sad Clowns of the Ridge and Kenner Brah!

     

  • Convergence ’18

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    In celebration of the 4 year Anniversary of the starting of F3 NOLA,  a Convergence was called at the site where it all started, the Mothership.  PAX from every AO in F3 NOLA; Northshore, Westbank, Kenner, Baton Rouge, Metairie, Mid-City, and Uptown, converged on City Park for a celebration of the past 4 years of Men growing in Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith, and the growth and success that F3 NOLA has experienced during that time.

    Rudy got the party started early with a small group that arrived at 6:30 with a quick 5K Run through City Park; around the Festival Grounds, the Lagoon and back around to meet up with waiting PAX back near the Peristyle.  8 Flags were planted in the ground at the corner of The Great Lawn and the PAX slowly began to gather.  The Detailed Disclaimer(“You can’t sue us”) was given by Triple Shift, and off we moseyed to the large lawn near NOMA.

    The Beat-down was divided into four 15 minute segments, each with a different Q taking an opportunity to lead.  Each Q was selected to represent each of the 4 years of F3’s existence.

    1st Q – Triple Shift – Led off representing the founding group that started F3 NOLA that first year

    2nd Q – Turbo Tax  – represented the 2nd year growth and addition of Northshore PAX to F3 NOLA.

    3rd Q – FracSac – represented the third year and the growth of the Metairie, and Lakeview/Mid City AO’s

    4th Q – Medulla Oblongata – YHC, represented the recent surge and growth Uptown by the recent “HNJ Invasion”

    After a quick mosey to the lawn to the side of NOMA we circled up for the a warm up.

    WARM UP  – In Cadence

    31 – Worlds Slowest, Side Straddle Hops

    10 – 6-Count Burpees

    20 – Imperial Walker Squats

    10 – Abe Vigodas

    10 – Arm Circles – Fwd & Rev

    20 – Plank Jacks

    20 – Peter Parkers

    15 – Merkins

    The Q was passed to Turbo Tax who moved the Pax over to lawn slightly closer to NOMA.  Turbo started off by asking everyone to take off their shirt and create a “Flag” by tucking it in the back of your shorts.  This generated plenty of Mumble chatter among the Pax.

    FLAG GAMES

    2 Minute Flag Games – Your shirt is your Flag, Don’t let it get pulled!

    1st Round – 2 Knee-to-Chest Jumps every time your flag gets pulled, reload and continue  pulling after jumps.

    2nd Round (x2) – Tennis Balls and a Nerf football were added as additional “Ammo”, In addition to Jumps for flag pulls, if hit with the tennis balls – 5 Merkins, hit by the football – 5 Burpees, reload flag and keep going after exercise.

    3rd Round (x2) – Same Rules as 2nd round, but no reload of flag, perform penalty exercise, Plank and wait in place till end.

    4th Round – Trophy Flags – Same rules as Round 3 but Flag puller keeps and collects flags he pulls, Person with the most flags wins.

    Not sure if anyone kept track of the winners but as Turbo Tax said we’re all WINNERS!

    The Q was then passed to FracSac.  We remained in place and lined up along the First Tree Line.

    SUICIDES

    Run to tree 1 and back 5 Burpees

    Run to tree 2 and back 5 Burpees

    Run to tree 3 and back 5 Burpees

    Run to tree 4 and back 5 Burpees

    Burpee Broad Jump to tree 1 and back

    Catalina Wine Mixers IC x 10

    Run to tree 1 and back 5 Merkins

    Run to tree 2 and back 5 Merkins

    Run to tree 3 and back 5 Merkins

    Run to tree 4 and back 5 Merkins

    KimChi lost his Applewatch in the Chaos that was Flag Games so we lined up and Bear crawled to the 4th tree while looking for the watch.  Not found, but later found by KimChi behind the area we bear crawled.  Crisis averted!

    The Q was passed to YHC and we moseyed back to the Great Lawn.

    CONVERGENCE CIRCUIT

    8 stations had been designated around the perimeter of the Great Lawn with a Flag positioned in the Center. Each station was marked with a sheet of paper with the exercise for each station.  The Pax was divided into groups at each station.   The Bobby Hurley station would provide the count of 20 reps,  while every other station did AMRAP of their designated exercise.   At Halt, Everyone ran to middle of lawn to CONVERGE and partner up for 5 Patty Cake Merkins, then rotate clockwise to the next station.  PAX was instructed to pick a different partner each time they returned to the middle between stations.  The stations were:

    Bobby Hurley’s

    Merkins

    Mountain Climbers

    Plank Jacks

    Low Slow Squats

    Jump Lunges

    Dips

    Monkey Humpers – (by the street, of course)

    One round was completed and time was getting short so we circled up for some quick Mary

    2 MINUTES OF MARY

    Dying Cock Roach IC x 20

    Wife Pleasers IC x 20

    We are done!

    COT

    Circle up for Count-O-Rama – 66 PAX!!,  Name-O-Rama 3 FNG!!

    FNG’s Named – Welcome to Blanks, Chalk Talk, and Green Screen!!

    Bring it in tight for a Sweaty Ball of Man!!  Butt Splice finished it up with a prayer.

    NMM

    We moseyed over to Morning Call  where a awesome spread of food awaited us.   Spinach Mushroom Egg Scramble, Bacon, Pork Loin, Bananas, Croissants, Bottled Water, and Iced Coffee.  Mike as usual took great care of us with plates and napkins and great service.  Rudy presented Mike with his honorary membership and a blue F3 NOLA shirt.   Some great F2 went down as we ate and drank our fill.  Big thank you to all who made it out for this awesome beat-down in the park.  Big thank you to everyone who organized and provided the food and drinks we enjoyed.  Finally, big thanks to Woz for documenting the whole event with pictures and video.   I know, I  speak for all the Q’s when I say, it was a pleasure to lead as always, and thanks for the opportunity to lead this great PAX.

    Hope to see everyone and more next year!!  SYITG!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Monday Mayhem – the 11th hour of 49

    My plan is to never give in to a number so although on my last day this side of 50 I won’t blame age on forgetting I had the Q…..must have been the foggy brain left over from the LSU tailgating this weekend.  That said I’m glad that I checked the Q list driving in this morning which at least gave a few minutes to come up with something that resembled a beat down.

    After a quick disclaimer, 22 men strong we left the gated bullpen and head towards open fields near the rock pile.

    Warm Up – in Cadence

    SSH – 26

    Side Lunges  – 10

    Peter Parkers – 20

    Mnt Climbers 10 slow and 10 fast

    Wind Mills x 10

    Peter Parkers Oh wait Parker Peters x 20

    Go grab a rock……head to the hill, I’ll come up with something.  Switched to the Shelter….the aroma was way to inviting not to add it to our workout challenge!

    3 rounds of Tabata 30 sec on with 20 secs rest ONE minute reset between rounds.  At some point during this fun our FNG – now known as Seabiscuit had to much of the rock/smell combination and took a breather –

    Rnd 1

    Mnt Climbers (I think we already did these during warm up…..here you go that age thing creeping in)

    Overhead triceps press

    Squat with OH Press

    Curls

    Lunges

    Rnd 2

    Box Jumps

    OH Triceps

    Squat with OH Press

    BO Rows

    Lunges

    Rnd 3

    Switch Leg step up (with extension)

    OH Triceps

    Squat with OH Press

    Curls

    Lunges

    NOW on to EMOS – a little extra breather will Q fiddled with timer APP

    10 minutes of “Work”

    25 BO Rows

    5 Man Makers – Burpees with rock jump at the end

    Lateral Raises x 15

    OH Press x 20

    Wall  Squat Sit – 10 reps with a 2 second pause in the sitting position

    Rinse and Repeat – Exception – adding reps

    30 BO Rows

    10 Man Makers

    20 Lateral Raises

    25 OH Press

    Wall Squat Sit – Same

    Head back to the pile to return rocks – NOTE to those that were running back with Pebbles in hand; challenge yourself and grab a ROCK next time out.

    PAX assumed a plank position while waiting for all to return; Q while yelling out some encouragement (as would expect) got some chatter for not “fully” participating?!

    Upon all rocks being returned – there was little time for Mary:

    1:30 of plank – rotating contact points

    Head back to flag…..my only regret of the morning; not attempting to accept the challenge Cowbell threw out in his sprint; thanks for the push as that will drive me for a while!

    COT

    FNG – Q was being pressed at the end to tie his F3 name brief break during the Tabata but his commitment to step back in and finish with the PAX definitely earned respect that is reflecting of the name bestowed (I can’t take credit for it but Q in this case gets the final word).  Welcome Seabiscuit!

    F3 2.0 partner workout – Oct 28th 7:30 Brees sandbox – more to come I’m sure via other F3 announcements.

    Special intentions – especially for those in Florida – Thumper is part of a group coordinating some relief effort – please reach out to him with donations as well as the potential to be part of the physical on hand support.

    God Bless Brothers – we are held accountable to lead!