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  • Afternoon Delight – 2-2-2022 – from Almonaster

    Last Afternoon Delight of 2021, let’s end it with 21’s for 21!

    PAX:

    – Subprime
    – FNG Goldmine
    – King Kong
    – Blowout
    – Almonaster

    Mosey to the Statue.

    Warmup:

    SSH – 20 IC
    Arm Circles -10 IC
    Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
    Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
    Balance on 1 foot for 10 seconds – Each Foot
    The Morpheus – 10 IC
    Grass Grabbers – 10 IC
    Windmills – 10 IC
    Mountain Climbers – 10 IC

    The Thang:

    Groundhog’s Day!

    Dips – 10 IC
    Burpees – 10 OYO

    Mosey around the Parking Lot to the Stop Sign.

    Merkins – 20 OYO

    Mosey around the parking lot back to the Statue.

    Squats – 30 OYO

    Mosey around the Parking Lot to the Stop Sign.

    Lunges – 20 (2 is1) OYO

    Mosey around the Parking Lot to the Statue.

    LBC’s – 25 IC

    Mosey around the Parking Lot to the Stop Sign.

    Flutter Kicks – 25 (2 is 1) – OYO

    Mosey around the Parking Lot to the Statue.

    Inclined Merkins – 10 IC
    Left Foot Powerups – 10 IC
    Right Foot Powerhps – 10 IC

    Run around stop sign

    Mary:

    LBT’s – 20 IC
    Hello Dolly’s – 20 IC
    Douille’s (Russian Twists) – 20 IC
    Burpees – 5 OYO

    Back to Flag

    Birthdays
    Anniversaries
    Announcements
    Intentions
    Prayer

    Thanks for the opportunity to Lead

  • Brickathon – from Rudy

    Loaded up the Mini with enough bricks for the expected Wolfpack Mountain crowd. Had to dig up a few extra pavers from the driveway just to make sure (and had to replace them quickly before the M saw them missing…). 530 rolls around – so lets get started.

    Circle up in front of Tulane for a real quick warmup. Some SSH, some forgetfullness (oh yeah, Imperial Walkers). Then gather round the Mini and start unloading the bricks – grab yourself 2 and head to the foot of the mountain. Fair warning to the PAX who were listening: the pavers were definitely heavier than the bricks. That would become more and more evident as the workout went on.

    At the mountain, lets start the WFT run up the mountain. Lots of chatter about “bricks” and “car windows”. Oh yeah, I guess that’s kind of a thing around the uptown parts. I did not explicitly mention “dont throw bricks at cars” in the Disclaimer. Perhaps I should have.

    Stopping at the halfway point, we planked for the 6. THen some Peter Parkers (quick 5 OYO burpees for Angie, who apparently never shuts the h**k up..), Then some shoulder taps (with bricks). Then WFT run the rest of the way up.

    At the top, partner up.

    1st round: PAX1 hand release brick-merkins, PAX2 bear crawl down the ramp a ways, then mosey back up. “A ways down” seemed imprecise enough for the PAX. And YHC, without glasses, was unable to distinguish light posts from other posts. So everyone just make the best of it.

    2nd round: PAX1 dying cockroaches (w/ bricks). PAX2: Mosey down, then Crab Walk up. El Wire insisted on more precise instructions again. So we’ll do 2 rounds each: Crab Walk up once, Walk Crab the other time (though YHC is still not sure which way is which).

    Might (or might not) have been a 3rd round. Alas, I don’t recall.

    Now time for groups of 3. Once again, YHC is reminded at how hard simple instructions can be for PAX during a workout. But eventually, everyone managed to get into appropriately sized groups. PAX1: run down the ramp and start Situps at the bottom. PAX2: Start Floyd Mayweathers (w/ bricks). PAX3: Run down the ramp (w/ bricks). Keep trading out, running up and down (as a team). Keep going for a while. Here’s where YHC lost out on the sooth, light bricks, and was stuck with the gritty heavy paver. That DEFINITELY made a difference for poor little ol’ YHC.

    Then – head to the Touchdown Jesus lawn.

    A few rounds of Bones (Wait, no Bieber) keeping time: 7 burpees on the minute, finish the minute with an exercise. Wanted to get through 7 rounds of this – but PAX started grumbling about being late. So had to call it off. Reload the Mini (I’ll give the Uptown PAX credit – they did a DARN NICE job of neatly restacking the bricks!).

    COT: 29 PAX. Lots of running stuff coming up. Call out our intentions, remember our victories, thanks and needs in a moment of silence, and finish up with a prayer.

    Thanks for letting me lead through a typically disfunctional Rudy workout!

  • Crazy 8’s – with a detour – from Reluctant Yankee

    A cold and damp gloom for a beatdown.
    I had the Q for a wet one ….ran to the Field across from the ZOO.
    Then we did a COP warmup
    SSH x 20, Imp Walkers x 10, Imp Walker Squats x 10, Hillbillies x 20 then Mtn Climbers x 20

    Mosey to the road that leads to the ZOO from Magazine.
    12 hard release merks at the crossing

    Mosey to the Birdwatcher statue (Audubon)
    Here we did a plank based exercise x 24 for each lap
    1. JLO 2. Plank Jack 3. Peter Parks 4. Park Peters

    Run back to the mid point of the 8. 12 hand release merks again.

    Mosey to the Magazine St entrance to the ZOO.
    1. LBT 2. LBC 3. Russian Twist 4. Freddie Mercs

    Complete a full 8 and rotate the exercise on every loop – restart at the top of the list.
    I completed 6 loops. Others completed 7.

    At the end we did Low Country Crab x 20.

    Run back to the FLAG. At the FLAG – we planked for the 6.

    COT:
    Gave thanks and gratitude for accountability and for maintaining relationships with old friends.

  • Where’s the red carpet….??? – from Gabrielle

    With plenty of preparation, YHC informed site AO Q that he would be making his triumphant return to the Bells that are most Sweaty and to plan accordingly. So imagine, to my great surprise, the lack of welcoming for YHC. Where’s the red carpet? Needless to say YHC was disappointed but fear not neither my plans nor my enthusiasm were changed. Maybe next time (next year?). Off we go!
    Stay at Flag for Warm Up:
    • Halo’s 10 clockwise and 10 counter clockwise
    • Around the World’s 10 clockwise and 10 counter clockwise
    • Open Gates I/C X15
    • SSH’s I/C x20
    Suitcase carry to end of median then Indian Run to Levee.
    At Levee Everest 7’s
    • At Bottom 6 Alt Clean and Press
    • Lunge Walk with Squat up Mountain
    • At Top Alt KB Swing
    • Suitcase Walk back down to bottom
    LBC’s and Flutter Kick’s IC while we wait for the six
    Mosey to soccer field for Chest/Back for 1 round
    • Chest press to skull crusher in boat position IC X20 4 count
    • Plank Rows IC X10 Each Side 2 Count
    • Merkin RH on Bel IC X10 LH on Bell IC X10 2 Count
    • Bent Over Row IC X10 Each Side 2 Count
    Time is running out! Tricep Extensions and Shoulder Presses while we suitcase carry to the Flag.
    Count off, Name-o-rama, announcements, intentions and prayer.
    Thank you for letting me lead!

  • Lucky Bear vs Form Police – from King Kong

    Q vs Q on 1/7/2022

    Our Department had been receiving calls for months about a group of “guys” working out at 5:30 a.m in Kenner. The complaints were never about the noise or other nuisances, but they were about the form. He complained about the push ups…. (they call it “Merks or Merkins”), squats, lunges, burpees, and the list goes on. I recognized his voice every time he called. I couldn’t ignore his complaints anymore since he was so persistent and passionate about the form. As Lieutenant King Kong from the Form Police Department, I showed up on 1/7/2022 ready to hand out citations.

    Upon arrival, I noticed 13 other “guys” (they call themselves “Pax”) showed up promptly on a cold, chilly, windy morning. While I was introducing myself to the Pax and why I was there…. One of the Pax called himself “Rudy” aka Lucky Bear was challenging and questioning me like he was defending his turf.

    A Kenner Native named “Mambi” led a warm up with jumping jacks (they call it “side straddle hops”), windmills (aka “Abe Vigoda”), and a stretch named “grass grabbers.”

    I saw an opportunity to take the lead after Mambi was done with the warmups. I called out another Kenner Native – Mahatma to demonstrate the proper form of a Merkin…. then Gabrielle with squats. After the demonstrations, I led the Pax with 10 merkins, ran to the stop sign, did 10 squats, ran back. When I noticed bad forms, I blew my whistle and everyone had to do 5 burpees. We did that for about 2 rounds… then Lucky Bear interrupted me by telling the Pax to grab a “coupon”, which is a cinder block, and headed towards the levee.

    At the levee, we did something called Gorilla. With a coupon, PAX performed the following OYO without stop: 8 Curls For Girls, 8 Rows, 8 Overhead Presses, 8 Chest Presses, then drop coupon followed this up by a quick mosey over the levee and back. Rinse and repeat until Lucky Bear yelled “halt.” Afterwards, we did few rounds of king kong with the coupon up and down the levee until Lucky Bear yelled halt again.

    At this point, I’m getting tired of Lucky Bear’s nonsense… so I gathered the Pax away from the levee and redirected their focus back on form, but this time with the coupon. We did 7’s (one side with a manmaker, ran to the stop sign and did squats). About half way through, I was interrupted again by Lucky Bear. He must have loved my idea of 7’s. He instructed the Pax to do “Lucky 7’s” – 7 burpees follow with an exercise of his choice in one minute for seven minutes nonstop. I blew my whistle couple times when I noticed his bad form.

    By the end of this, Mambi had enough and halted the entire workout because the environment felt like Form Police versus Lucky Bear. The group voted that I was the winner…. didn’t even know I was in a competition. Now I was asked by the Pax to come back out to Kenner in a month and challenge someone else. They called this “Q vs Q.” I called this a sucker bet to get me out to Kenner at 5:30 a.m. Since I don’t mind getting back out here, only fitting for me to challenge the caller who filed all these complaints. He is Triple Shift.

    Side notes worth mentioning – Fracsac showed up in a Godzilla costume looking for King Kong. Willie is the one who gave me the idea to be Form Police. But the Oscar award winning acting and calling out Triple Shift…. That’s all me.

    Blessed and honored to lead a Q vs Q workout. SYITG.

    King Kong

  • B.O.M.B.S. Away at the Birdcage! – from Gabrielle

    Happy New Year’s Pax! It’s humbling for YHC to be Q’ing the first Birdcage of 2022. Here’s to 2022 being better than 2021 (it’s gotta be right?). So, with a disclaimer and a quick run-down of our 5 core principles and motto for our FNG we are off!
    Moseyed to the Soccer Field for Warm-Up
    • Imperial Walkers IC X15
    • Toe Taps IC X15
    • Self Love IC X15
    • Peter Parker’s IC X10
    • Parker Peter’s IC X10
    Mosey to Audubon statue and partner up for B.O.M.B.S all below counts are cumulative. PAX one runs around median while PAX two completes exercises. Flapjack till reps are complete.
    • 50 Burpees
    • 100 OH Press in People’s Chair
    • 150 Merkins
    • 175 Big Boy Sit-Ups
    • 200 Squats
    Next, mosey to track for a little Route 66:
    • Inch Worm to Body Bag Builders starting at 1 Plank Jack/Mountain Climber/Merkin upping 1 rep at each succeeding running man up to 11 running man for a total of 66 reps.
    Ran out of time, so called it with most PAX somewhere between 10 and 11th running man.
    Moseyed to flag for Count off, Name-o-rama (one FNG, DEB as his last name is Walmsley and Domincan is on Walmsley and he went to a lot of Debutante balls in the past), announcements, intentions and prayer.
    Thank you for letting me lead!

  • Gettin Sweaty after Christmas – from Triple Shift

    The issue with writing a backblast a week after it happens is that you forget almost everything that happens…sigh! Well, King Kong strong armed me into this Q and I am glad I had the opportunity to lead 15 other PAX members for a glorious after Christmas beatdown.

    DISCLAIMER AND WARMARAMA
    I gave my usual disclaimer that I’m not a professional trainer and I am not insured so ‘push yourself but don’t hurt yourself, modify as needed.’ With Willie coming in 3 minutes late, we did 15 burpees in cadence as a penalty, so Willie won’t do that again. This is where it starts getting fuzzy.
    30 SSH, 10 Slow Vigodas, 20 Low Slow Squats followed by a Plank O Rama of Peter Parkers, Shoulder Taps, Parker Peters, and Floyd Mayweather’s all 15 IC

    THE THANG
    We lined up and did an animal parade of bear crawls going out and crawl bears coming back. Duck Walks and Walk Ducks and finally Monkeys each side.
    Now that we’re warm, we proceed to the long planter ledge and do 10 single leg squats (right leg) with the KB then 20 KB swings. Rinse and repeat with the left leg. After the single leg squats, we do Bulgarian Split Squats (10 each leg with 20 KB swings in between). Finally, we head to the wrought iron benches to perform 10 hip thrusts followed by 20 KB swings x 2. Time is running short, so we do a set of MARY with flutter kicks, dying cockroaches and box cutters.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    Did the countoff and welcomed FNG Sparky and Roux Paul who came back to town after moving to Virginia. Prayers for those who are suffering and dealing with health issues. Finally, gave thanks to the Creator for the strength and breath to live another day to become better men.

  • Caught By the Fuzz (only if you are last) – from Reluctant Yankee

    10 PAX for a muggy but gloomy workout. My last Q for the year. My first backblast for the year I think. I caved to pressure from FracSac and decided I would no longer just leave my BB on Strava.

    So we gathered at a virtual flag and welcomed F3 Flush from Naperville.
    We quickly ran off to the Labyrinth for a warmup. At the Labyrinth we did the normal warmup COP. SSH x 20, imperial walkers x 20, dips on the benches x 20, dying roaches x 20
    What is that I hear in the distance? A train so my plan to loop the FLY is blocked.
    We added the parking garage at Childrens. We were going to run to the garage but we were denied entrance by the security guard after El Wire asked permission.

    Much to our surprise there was a well lit winter wonderland in front of the hospital. We circled up in front of the giant peacock. Hand release merks, lunges, squats, grass grabbers, and windmills. Seeing the opportunity of the empty stairwell at the back of the garage we ran to the top of the garage. 10-Hand release merks at the flat of each level. We ran by the security guard on the way out of the garage and he let Jingle Vader know his displeasure. I made sure to encourage everyone not to be last out – sorry JV.

    Back to the Labyrinth. Used the benches for dips, step ups, decline merks, incline merks.

    Ran to the base of Audubon statue. Wife pleasers, pickle pounders, lbcs, lbts, and dying bugs. IC.

    Then back to the flag. Ran by the tomatoes for Angies List and El Wire. or in order to keep the shoes dry.

    Thanks for the opportunity to lead. – RY

  • end of time – from Jingle Vader

    warm up, up the mountain with blimps, benches, touchdown jesus, etc

  • MISTLETOE, part deux (F3 traditional arr. By Sandbar, at a Caroling Pace) – from Sandbar

    Pax were forewarned that by the end of the beatdown, they would be the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nut house.

    Mosey down St. Charles and back to Loyola. Warmups in front of the crèche. SSH, grassgrabbers, windmills. PAX divided into 4 groups, each had to select a carol they knew and could lead bc F3 is about leadership!

    Group 1 led the first mosey to the mountain with “We wish you a Merry Christmas.” Group 1 ran out of verses before we reached the mountain.

    At the mountain, PAX reformed for a Native American Run, and Group 2 led dashing through the garage while caroling with “Jingle Bells.” Running while singing is HARD.

    At level 5 we stopped for the 6 and did 15x Parker Peters, Mountain Climbers, and Peter Parkers IC. PAX reformed into a wassailing group and Group 3 led “All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth,” in honor of Bieber’s crash on Oak St. on Tuesday. It lasted for about 50 yards.

    On the top deck, PAX paired off for flapjack M-I-S-T-L-E-T-O-E. One pax did the exercise, while the other went down the stairs on level and ran back up.
    Merkins
    Imperial Walkers
    Squats
    Twists (LBTs)
    Louisville Lip
    Toe Taps (Penguins)
    Elf on the Shelf
    One leg calf raises
    El BCs

    After MISTLETOE, Group 4 led the caroling into the stairwell, with the 12 Yats of Christmas. YHC and other transplants only knew the traditional lyrics, but neither effort improved the other.

    Back the flag for COT.