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  • Old Guys Rule… at least when no young bucks are around

    Thanks to Woodstock, Green Screen and YHC, age won before beauty or youth. So with apologies to Brown Eye as our youngster for the day, here’s The Thang.

    Warm up
    SSHs 35xIC (changing cadence was tricky for some, but YHC persisted)
    Low Very Slow Squats 20xIC
    Hill Billies 20xIC
    Slate Grabbers 20xIC
    Plank Jacks 20xIC
    Parker Peters 20xIC
    Peter Parkers 20xIC
    Merkins 20xIC

    Short mosey to the side of the Museum, where the PAX split up with half doing a Tooth Fairy up the 14 steps (one merkin on the first step, two on the second, etc., to 14 merkins on the 14th step) while the other half sat in People’s Chair watching the day go by. [YHC is convinced that the other half of the PAX was purposefully, and vindictively, slow on their round of Tooth Fairy.]

    Short mosey to the other side of the Museum, where the PAX again split up with half doing a reverse bear crawl up the 14 steps with the other half did LBCs.

    Short mosey to the great lawn for some tree trimming. One burpee at the first tree, all the way to 11 burpees at the 11th tree. In between it was bear crawls, then duck walks, then reverse crab, then forward crab, then Donkey Kongs; and then repeat because the PAX traversed across 10 trees.

    Short mosey to the fountain:
    Leg Leg Power-Ups 20xIC
    Dips 20xIC
    Right Leg Power-Ups 20xIC
    Derkins 20xIC
    Saunter to the curb for 50 Rocky Balboas, then bunny hop up the Museum Steps and 5 SSHs at the top; rinse and repeat twice more times.

    Short mosey back to the grass for Circle of Mary:
    Flutter Kicks 20xIC
    Dying Cockroach 20xIC
    Russian Twist 20xIC
    Hello Dolly 20xIC
    Penguins 20xIC
    And finish off with 30 seconds of Mission Impossible.

    Thanks for letting this old guy Q. Jingle Vader

  • Bones VQ

    20 Men gathered in the gloom on Monday February 25th to join Bones on his VQ

    Warmup:

    Run the loop to the bandstand. 19 Sidestraddle hops. 10 Forward Arm Circles. 10 Backward Arm Circles. 20 Peter Parkers. 20 Parker Peters.

    Run down Oak Alley with ascending burpees at each lightpost 2-4-6 then bearcrawl to the track.

    Run to the zoo, 10 windmills, 20 hillbillies, 20 imperial walkers.

    The Thang:

    Dora The Explorer: 100 Dips, 200 Jump Lunges (2 is 1), 300 LBCs, 10 Murkins to finish.

    Run to levee: 7s with Burpees and Jump Squats

    End at the Flag with Protractor, 20 Freddie Mercuries.

    How could I forget to tag Nip/Tuck, the one who EH’d me into this whole deal in the first place?? This has been addressed, thanks to my man for changing my life.

  • CYCLOPS brings the FORT to the Mountain

    34 #HIM gathered on a muggy February morning to accelerate and get better.  The turnout brought the feel of a mini-convergence and great fellowship.  After the disclaimers were outlined, and a handful of the PAX moseyed off for a 4-5ish mile run, the remaining 20 something PAX moseyed to the parking deck and straight to the 7th (top) level for a foggy view of NoLa and a little COP:

    COP – all IC:

    Moroccan Night Clubs x 20, Arm circles forward and backward x 10

    Mumble chatter and one of the PAX counting backwards, distracted YHC and the count.  As a result, 5 penalty burpees were promptly called.  The backward counting of the PAX ceased.

    Side straddle hops x 30 – varying speeds

    Double count Merkins X 15 with a hold to plank – salutations to the left and right then to down dog, a few repeats of planks at normal height and 6 inch holds.

    Low slow squats x 20

    COP complete – Mosey to the 6th level

    YHC and the PAX of the Fort have spent much of 2019 talking about getting comfortable with discomfort.  Given that the NoLa Nantan (aka Reluctant Yankee) talked of doing 11’s on the morning ride to the AO, it seemed only appropriate for YHC to call, of course, 12’s.  Therefore:

    Partner wheelbarrow carries – 2 rounds (just to warm up), then:

    Jacobs Ladder – Burpees, lunge walks roughly 25 yards (YHC’s rough math), LBC’s and mosey 25 yards (roughly) back to the start.  11 burpees, lunge walk 25 yards, 1 LBC, mosey back.  10 burpees, lunge walk 25 yards 2 LBC’s, mosey back.  You get the idea.  Al Gores or LBC’s done by early finishing PAX until the 6 was in. 

    Mosey down 6 flights, out the deck, through the courtyard to the front circle for a partner Dora

    Dora 100 – YHC had to shorten Dora (normally a 1-2-3) due to time and, of course, saving the last 5 minutes for (what else?) Mary (more to follow).  So a partner dora of 100 merkins and circular shuttle runs got the PAX their fill of shoulder work for the morning before moving on to a little ab work…….but just a little.

    Mary:

    Protractor – 1 minute, varying angles and stopping short to allow unanticipated cars to park and pass.

    Hello Dollys IC x 15

    Box Cutters IC x 15

    Mosey back to COT YHC chose intentional as his word for 2019.  In trying to become a #HIM, being a part of F3 teaches us all  that the real benefits and gains we realize in our lives are from intentionally living 3rd, getting out of our comfort zone and pushing our limits to break through thresholds we may have felt were not possible before.  Whether it is the opportunity to Q at a new AO or step up in any other way, getting outside your own comfort zone, serving and leading are reminders of why it is important for each of us to fully and intentionally engage in every role to which we are called to serve and why we seek to accelerate in our development – physically, emotionally and spiritually.  It is always a special occasion for YHC to post away from home.  I have been lucky to be made better by PAX from all over F3 nation and considered this past Friday morning both a privilege and an honor to get uncomfortable and better with a great group of #HIMs.  Thanks to Reluctant Yankee and the PAX of NoLa for the opportunity and a great 2nd F as well.

    Cyclops       

  • Tire Flipping at The MuscleShip RV1

    1st Shot at Qing the newest AO – I showed up early to drop off the “tire” and set up the cynderblock playground then ran to the fountain to get things kicked off. 

    Disclaimer – mousy to the “long way” to the playground – with the muscle flag stand, exactly 1/2 mile.  Circle up for a quick warmup.  All in cadence:

    SSH x 20

    Scorpion Kicks 10 x each leg

    Shoulder Taps x 12

    Everyone grab a block – mousy over to edge of the field and line up.

    1st Effort – Bear crawl out 30 yards with block –  perform 10 merkins – Bear crawl back with block – 5 man makers

    2nd Effort – Kong out 30 yards with block – perform 10 merkins – Kong back with block – 5 man makers 

    Count off 1,2,3

    Group 1 – tunnel block slide – pull the block under yourself passing it to next pax get up run to the end waiting for the block to be slide down – continue to mark and head back to the start.

    Group 2 – over under with the block – out and back to the mark

    Group 3 – 10 curls – 10 squat press – 10 man makers – continue until both group 1 and 2 complete their journey

    Rinse and Repeat

    Group 1 – Timer – Indian style tire flip, jump through then go to the back of the line. Challenge apprx 40 yards.

    Group 2 – Sledgehammer tire slam. 100 count each Pax does 10 reps while the rest of the group does alternating block step overs. If rep count reached then each Pax does 5…..

    Group 3 – block squats, deep block merkins, alternating block merkins, overhead block press

    Rotate through all 3 stations.

    Before returning blocks – 2 sets of arms in cadence curls x 20 with 10 secs rest then overhead tricep press x 20

    Roll tire back to QIC truck – Tool recommended Pax should run around the tire while rolling to the truck – challenge complete.

    Indian Run back with the Muscle Flag stand in hand leading the charge.

    4 minutes of Mary finish with 3 burpees.

    COT – Count off, Name O, Intentions, Prayer of Thanksgiving.

  • Run Mountain Run

    37 Pax showed up on this cool Friday morning for some fitness and fellowship. YHC was leading a run up the mountain, and 86 lead the Angry (Tepid) Wave for some miles around the Tulane and Loyola campus. The usual disclaimer and off we go.

    We started with our usual jog, making a short loop down St. Charles Ave and back to the horseshoe lawn at Touchdown Jesus. There we circled up for our warm-up COP:

    SSH x 20 IC, IW x 20 IC, Peter Parkers x 20 IC, Windmills x 10 IC, Arm Circles 10 Forward 10 Backwards IC, Mountain Climbers x 20 IC

    Next we moseyed to the bottom of Wolfpack Mountain. The entire Pax ran up the mountain, forward running on the inclines, side-hopping the ends, and back peddling the staright aways. Once at the top, a COP with Merkins x 10 IC, Penguins x 20 IC, Left leg cross over Merkins x 10 IC, Dying Cockroach x 20 IC, Right leg cross over Merkins x 10 IC.

    At the top of the Mountain, we knocked out some Dora 1-2-3. Apologies to the Pax, as YHC misjudged the amount of time Dora would take. We split into pairs. One Pax ran down the stairs one floor and back up the ramp, while the other Pax exercised. 100 Floyd Mayweathers, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s.

    We ran down the stairs to hit the park benches. Left leg step-ups x 20 IC, Dips x 20 IC, Right leg step-ups x 20 IC, Dips x 15 IC.

    We moseyed to the quad for a couple quick sprints. Sprint the quad, 10 Merkins, sprint the quad, 10 Merkins. Then we moseyed back to the flag for the finish.

    86 lead his Pax on a 5 mile run to Yulman stadium and back, hitting all 3 mountains along the way.

    Count off (37 Pax today!), Name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and a prayer. I am truly grateful to have F3 Nola in my life. You guys are good friends, and you push me and hopefully make me a better man. Thanks for letting me lead today.

    Walleye

  • Flatulence Friday

    After Tinkles started talking crazy about 5 miles & three garages, most the PAX followed YHC to the touchdown Jesus for our first COP:

    SSH x20, MC x20, HB x20, PP x20, SJ x20

    Moseyed to the mountain:

    Indian Run to the top

    2nd COP:

    Flutter kicks x20, Hello Dollys x20, PP x20, shoulder-tap merkins x15 & Real Freddies x20

    Moseyed to the incline:

    10 shoulder-tap merkins run down the incline followed by 10 burpees then backwards run up the incline, repeat twice and on the third time bear-crawl up the incline

    Plank-o-rama while we wait

    Moseyed down the stairs to the benches:

    RLSUx20, Dips x20, RLPU x20, Incline Merkins x20, LLSU x20, Dips x20, LLPU, Decline PP x20 followed by 5 decline merkins

    Finished at touchdown Jesus with 20 Russian twists

    Back to flag for count off, name-o-rama & prayer

    Stop eating beans & roadkill on Thursday nights!

  • Muscle-Ship or is it Block City?

    With my knee giving me some issues this week and on the schedule to Q the mother ship I had to make an audible and Hawg was happy to swap AO’s for the opportunity to throw down a run heavy beatdown on the Mothership to rival Rudy’s beatdown the prior week. I planted Tools creation in the ground that is the Muscleship Shovel Flag and gave my usual disclaimer. Let’s Mosey. One lap around the museum.

    Warm Up – At Muscle-ship we get JACK-ed

    SSH x 20

    Imperial Walker x2 0

    Grass Grabbers x 20

    Seal Jacks x 20

    Red Bulls Smurf Jacks x 15

    Plank Jacks x 20

    Arm Circle Fwd & Rev x 15 each way

    Thang 1 BLIMP Mosey to the blocks.

    Mosey when Q yells HALT we did the usual BLIMPS progression all the way to the blocks. 5 burpees, 10 Lunges, 15, Imp. Walkers, 20 Merk’s, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats.

    Grab a block and partner up!

    Thang 2 – DORA 1 – 2 – 3 – 2 – 1

    PAX 1 carries block above head while PAX 2 does exercise to get combined count of each exercise:

    100 Thrusters

    200 Curls for the Girls

    300 Chest Press

    200 Goblet Squats

    100 Tricep Extensions

    Mosey back the Fountain

    Thang 3 – Fountain work

    Right Leg Step up x 15

    Incline Mercks x 10

    Left leg step up x 15

    Decline Mercks x 10

    Bulgarian Split Squats r leg up x 15

    Bulgarian Split Squats l leg up x 15

    Mosey to the flag and circle up for some Mary

    LBC’s x 20

    Dying Cockroach x 20

    Flutter Kicks x 20 (RUDY ran by us, by him self and just kept on going)

    Penguins x 20

    American Hammer x 15

    Freddie Mercury x 20

    COT

    Count-O-Rama 11 PAX, Name-O-Rama 1 FNG – Welcome Brown Eye! He’s a GI Doc! Announcements and Prayer

    Another good beatdown! Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead.

    SYITG.

  • WPM or Angry Wave – Your Choice

    So, YHC correspondent has been pretty busy having started and new gig and trying to ramp up as quickly as possible so I apologize in advance for the lateness in this backblast.

    This morning would not only mark my one year anniversary of F3, but also the start of a new AO “The Angry Wave” . This AO name is in reference to the school mascot of the other school on St Charles Ave, Although there was much mumblechatter that it sounded like a STD, Which seemed appropriate with our F3 Urologist – Tinkles taking the first Q. I gave the usual disclaimer, Tinkles gave his announcement for Angry Wave that it would be an all running beatdown and the PAX split up and we were on our way. Interesting coincidence – Tinkles was the Q of my first F3 workout.

    I had a plan in my head of what I wanted to do but that went out the window when I arrived to see the Park and Street car line were ponds from the overnight rain. So we moseyed toward Walnut and then back down the Avenue to our favorite spot of grass next to Holy Name Church.

    Warm up

    SSH x 20

    Hillbillies x 20

    Grass Grabbers x20

    Mountain Climbers x20

    Fwd/Rev Arm Circles x10 each way

    Thang 1 BLIMPS around the Horseshoe – This was supposed to be down the Ave – which was what we did my first workout…

    Burpees X5, Lunges x 10 Imperial Walkers x15, Merkins x20, Plank Jacks x25, Squats x30 While running around the horseshoe.

    Thang 2 Mosey to the Circle on Loyola’s Campus

    Right Leg Step Ups x15

    Dips x10

    Left Leg Step Ups x 15

    Dips x10

    Bulgarian Split Leg Squats x15 R Leg up

    Dips x10

    Bulgarian Split Squats x15 L Leg up

    Mosey to the base of the Mountain

    Thang 3 – Dirty Mac-Dulla Mountain

    Trying to come up with something original I had scoured the Exi-con found this version of an Indian Run that sounded good but on paper but was kind of a cluster F. First guy in line drops and does 5 mekins and planks till the last guys passes him, then yells “6” to let the first person know to drop and start merkins.(Problem – 2 lines – so too many “6” being yelled out.

    At second floor landing Merkins x10, Low slow Squats x10, Dying Cock roach x10, Run up to 3rd level landing

    3rd level – King Kongs x10, Bobby Hurleys x 10, LBC’s x10, Run up to 4th level

    4th level – Diamond Merks x10, Monkey Humpers x10, American Hammer x 10, Run up to 5th level

    5th level – Burpees x10, Lunges x10, Freddie Merc’s x10

    6th level – Merkin x10, Squats x 10, Penguins x10 With it raining and running out of time we did not proceed to the the top.

    Flutter kicks x 15, Some other Mary I cant remember at this time. Then Mosey back to the Flag to meet back up with the Angry Wave guys. They put in about 5 miles, running around the park, to the levee, down the levee to Oak St. back up to Carrolton, and back down the Aveto the Flag

    Count-o-Rama, Name-O-Rama. 2 FNG’s – Welcome Grimace and Da Cuzan (He’s Da Parishes cousin) Prayed it out.

    I am so very thankful for starting F3 a year ago and am so much better for it. F3 has changed my life in so many ways. I am healthier, and more fit than I have ever been in my adult life. I have been presented opportunities professionally that would have never happened with out the fellowship of F3. I never thought on that first cold Feb morning that I would ever lead one of these workouts and now I do on a fairly regular basis. Thank you all for pushing me, motivating me, and always pulling me up even when I was the “SIX” for those first few months. I am forever indebted to you my F3 brothers! Always a privilege to lead this group of High Impact Men in the gloom. Thank you for the opportunity to lead! SYITG!

  • What we learned from BlackHawk Down…

    A beautiful, crisp Saturday morning for the Mothership, with a quick disclaimer we ….circled up.

    For the last couple of weeks, YHC has been thinking about events that have occurred in our F3 family. These include Terrabyte’s passing, illness with our F3 brother’s loved ones and the impending closure of Morning Call and loss of employment, at least temporarily, for our faithful waiter, Mike. As YHC was preparing for his Q at the Mothership during the week, YHC noticed an old favorite movie had been added to Netflix, Black Hawk Down. This film is about the Battle of Mogadishu in Somalia in the early nineties which resulted in the death of 19 American Soldiers, YHC noted some explicit themes in the movie such as “No Man Left Behind” and “We fight for the man next to you”. There was also some implicit themes including no man is on his own. Clearly, all of these themes are echoed in the F3 credo “Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you found him”. So in honor of the 19 American Soldiers who died in Mogadishu and all of our F3 Brothers going through tough and uncertain times, this Mothership beatdown will have no OYO exercises. One other note on Blackhawk Down, in the movie there was multiple references to “chalks”. After some quick research with the source of all sources, Wikipedia, a “chalk” in military terminology is a group of troops (think platoon) in an airborne assault. PAX, count off 1, 2, 3, 4 and form up into Chalks 1, 2, 3 and 4. This will be your group throughout the workout. Each Chalk designate a Chalk Q and grab a Flag.

    Mosey to Great Lawn for Warm Up

    Form rows of by chalk starting with Chalk 1 then Chalk 2 followed by Chalk 3 and 4.  Chalks try to stay in formation  Let’s begin:

    All exercises until Q yells Halt

    • Walking Soldiers
    • High Knees
    • Butt Kicks
    • Carioca

    Circle up for additional warm-up:

    • Self Love I/C X20
    • Imperial Walkers I/C X20
    • Hillbillies I/C X20

    Form your Chalks into circles on the Great Lawn for the next thang… Bear Crawl Ring of Fire:

    • Bearcrawl Counter-Clockwise till Q yells halt
      • 10 merkins in ring of fire fashion starting with the PAX to the left of the Chalk Q
    • Bearcrawl Clockwise
      • 10 wide merks Bearcrawl Counter-Clockwise till Q yells halt

    Let’s increase the difficulty!

    • Boo Boo Bearcrawl Counterclockwise Right Leg Up
      • 10 staggered right merkins in ring of fire fashion starting with the PAX to the left of the Chalk Q
    • Boo Boo Bearcrawl Clockwise Left Leg Up
      • 10 staggered left merkins in ring of fire fashion starting with the PAX to the left of the Chalk Q

    Chalks grab flag, form columns and march to road in front of Storyland.  Line up chalks in four columns facing towards museum for Indian Runs to Fountain. 

    At Fountain circle up staying with your Chalk for Red Hot Chili Pepper:

    • Right Leg Step Ups x 16; Decline Merkins x 8; Left Leg Step Ups x 16; Incline Merkins x 8
    • Right Leg Step Ups x 12; Decline Merkins x 6; Left Leg Step Ups x 12; Incline Merkins x 6
    • Right Leg Step Ups x 8; Decline Merkins x 4; Left Leg Step Ups x 8; Incline Merkins x 4
    • Right Leg Step Ups x 4; Decline Merkins x 2; Left Leg Step Ups x 4; Incline Merkins x2

    Next, down Lelong Drive for more Indian Runs in Chalks.  T-claps to Chalk 3 for hanging back to keep their chalk together.  Now you’re getting the idea!

    Mosey in Chalk to side of NOMA and partner up in Chalk for O.P.P.

    One PAX does OH Claps (O) in People’s Chair (P) while the other PAX does 20 Plank Jacks (P) Flapjack till Q yells halt.  These were done in 2 count cadence.  Let’s try to stay together on cadence Chalks!

    Time is running out so grab Flags and mosey in Chalk columns to great lawn for:

    Quick Mary:

    • Flutter Kicks I/C X20
    • Hello Dolly I/C X20

    Times up so circle around Flags in Great Lawn for CoT

    Count-Off, Name-o-rama (1 FNG who was named Twin Span as he’s from Slidell), Intentions and Prayer.

    T-claps to all the PAX who did the daily double, the Mothership and Krazy Ivan.  Southshore brought the Freedom Hammer home!

    Thank you PAX for embracing the Beatdown’s theme of no man is “on his own” in F3.  As we all go through life’s ups and downs, it feels good to know that we have our F3’ brothers to watch our six.  We are truly our Brother’s Keeper!

    NM Moleskin

    For 4 years, the PAX have been enjoying F2 and F3 at the Morning Call in City Park after the Mothership.  For most if not all of those coffeetaria’s, we have arrived to ice cold water to refresh us and been served “Hot” au laits, “Cold” iced coffees and for a brave few “Hot Black” coffees by our faithful waiter Mike.  We all know that this past weekend was the last for Morning Call and there is some uncertainty whether Mike will come back with Café du Monde.  Even if he does, he will be out of work for at least a month.  So in true F3 fashion, an operation was drummed up.  In a short week, what became known as Operation Big Tip was put into full effect to thank Mike for all of his service to the PAX.  The PAX raised $349 for Mike and a Framed Picture signed by the PAX was delivered at Coffeetaria.  YHC even noticed a tear in Mike’s eye.   The PAX should be proud of their efforts.  This is the best of F3. 

  • Winter Is Icumin In

    Well maybe not GofT winter, but I’ll take it.  So with a quick disclaimer from YHC, the PAX moseyed off to a new location (within a circle of palms at Loyola for a good echo) for the First Circle of Pain:

    • SSHs 25xIC
    • Imperial Walkers 25xIC
    • Low slow squats 25xIC
    • Squat pulses 15xIC (we miss ya, Shorty.  Quick fartsacking and show us how its done)
    • Peter Parkers 25xIC
    • Parker Peters 25xIC
    • Mountain Climbers 25xIC

    Slow mosey to the bottom of the closer parking garage for a little Dora 1-2-3.  PAX paired up with each pair to finish off 100 merkins, 200 squats and 300 flutter kicks (QHC reminded the PAX that he wanted to see no whiskeydicking: push your lower backs into the ground, you know at that sweet spot your Ms like you to rub before the real #WifePleasers, and keep the legs straight: work your core): as one PAX did 1-2-3, the other climbed the stairwell to the top then down the other stairwell; flap jack, etc.

    Slow mosey to the bottom of the ramp.  OYO, each PAX moseyed to the top of the parking lot with 5 burpees at each end on the way up for a total–if QHC can count–of a meager 55 burpees.  Rats, should have added an extra burpee for 56: a good luck number.

    Just two Minutes of Mary: LBCs 56xIC (PAX, it’s goal: next year, 57xIC, etc.  Can’t wait for double-respect  Jadaveon, YSR, Amnesia: QHC will probably be six feet under when you get there, but don’t let me slow you down).  Then the PAX moseyed back to the flags for Count-Off, Name-O-Rama, Intentions, and Prayers to be wise, generous and kind.

    See You in the Gloom, Jingle Vader