The Middle – from Charmin
The Middle – from Charmin

The Middle – from Charmin

Date:2023-05-17
QIC:Charmin
PAX:Architect, Charmin, Fast Tax, Hand Grenada, Hawgcycle, Mayhem, Pool Boy, PVC, Rougarou, Scantron, War Eagle, Wedding Planner, Mr. Rogers

Disclaimer and count off, 11 Total with 2 going to do some Elbows over Hands or something.

Go to Grass by the rocks to warm up.

Warm-o-Rama

Side straddle hops x 15
Imperial walkers x 15
Grass Grabbers x 10
Mountain Climbers x 15

Time to go to the pavilion

Get in groups of five. Do exercises. Until all 5 rounds are done. Timer is 30 lbc’s. repeat for another round

M -Merkins
I – Incline Merkins
D – Dips
D – Decline Merkins
L – LBC’s

No one noticed that the exercises spelled ‘MIDDL’ and that we needed the ‘E’. So after pointing that out we go over to The Hill of Mayhem

E – Elevens!!

One side is Lunges ( 2 is 1)
Other side is Big Boy Sit-Ups
Go up the hill backwards and down the hill forwards

With the following playlist, if you hear the word middle, do two squats if not on your 6 and 3 lbc’s if you’re on your 6.

Playlist:
The Middle by Jimmy Eat World
Out in the Middle by Zac Brown Band
Stuck in the Middle with You by Stealers Wheel
Edge of Town by the Middle Kids
The Middle by Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey
Alive or Dead by Middle Class Rut

It was during this that we picked up a War Eagle

Over to a flat area

Bears eat Crabs

One person bear crawls and tries to eat the crabs. But before he does that he has to work up an appetite by doing 3 burpees. Meanwhile crabs crabwalk away. Once he tags a crab they can bear crawl and they both do 3 burpees and then go after remaining crabs. Last crab becomes bear for next round.

This seemed to go over well however some changes would be recommended:
Start with 2 bears (or more if more PAX than today)
Have a smaller defined area.

Mary at end for time and then off to the Flag. Ended up getting our numbers to 13 with the addition of Hawgcycle.

Ended with COT.

Final Message: A couple of weeks ago I got the song The Middle by Jimmy Eat World stuck in my head. Thinking of ways to use this for good, I decided to craft a workout around this. Reflecting more on this theme however, I felt called to share with the PAX that we are all in the middle of something, or will be. And we must remember that it is just that, The Middle. And if we ever feel like our Middle is too much for us to handle, we should feel no qualm about reaching out to another one of our brothers to help us carry our middle.