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  • 10 Years Better – from Fracsac

    6 Pax made a choice on the first day of 2021, a choice to take the DRP on the journey to get right. YHC gave a disclaimer, then moseyed half the track and back on the field for:

    Warmup
    Imperial Walkers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabber IC x 10
    Arm Circles IC x 20 (10 fwd and 10 back)

    Merkins x 10
    Wide arm x 10
    Diamond x 10

    Mosey to rock pile

    Hello Dolly IC x 10
    Flutter kick IC x 10
    LBC IC x 10

    Mosey to field

    SSH IC x 10
    Peter Parker IC x 10
    Mountain climbers IC x 10

    Mosey to bleacher area

    EMOM burpees – 10 minutes x 10 every minute on the minute.

    Mosey to hill

    Jacob’s ladder up to 5 Burpees on top of hill. Monkey Humpers x 5 each time at base of hill.

    Mosey back to rock pile (8 count body builders waiting on 6)

    People’s Chair on fence. Each Pax calls out a name that should be present. Each Pax went twice, equivalent of about 90 seconds.

    Mosey back to flag
    8 count body builders IC x 10 to close it out.

    COT – prayer of gratitude for F3 that started 10 years ago, and that we will be guided to find those that need it.

    It was a great way to kick of The New Year of 2020 won……Uh um….2021…..

    NMM

    • Two flags and the Freedom Hammer were present. One Flag was carried the whole route and planted prior to each evolution.

    • We did a good bit of the original workout from the BB shared by OBT. Some things were intentionally left out, and some were intentionally added. MABA!

    • The following was read at the Jacob’s Ladder – “Blood, Sweat, Toil & Beer (to bastardize a great phrase) will breed a deep regard called Brotherhood. If you give yourselves to this endeavor, you will find it, and it will find you. I hope you reach a point today or next Saturday – where you want to quit. So, in the union of men, “you against you” becomes a public and/or common struggle. It’s here you will see there is much more in you that you’ve withheld – or in your weakness you’ve rationalized away.
    It’s time, but if you don’t care, we won’t care either. What’s it gonna be, son??”

    • That’s 115 Burpees + 10 x 8 count body builders done!

    • It was challenging to find a place for coffeteria at 0630 on New Years Day!

    • EH someone that needs F3 as much as you did!

    Thanks for posting with me and for allowing me to be part of something incredible!

    SYITG

  • 2020 deja vu – from T-Square

    Only two pax braved the year-end beat down at The OG: Short Bus & TSquare (Q).
    After compulsory statements, the two pax moseyed for a lap, stretched with some cherry pickers, static leg stretches, Anne’s, and Failure to Launch.

    Then it was time to roll the dice (die to be exact). Wielding a device of chance and misery, the pax took turns rolling the “2020 deja vu cube” for the next exercise in quick succession. The potential choices included 20 plank jacks, 20 LBCs, 20 SSH, 20 jack webs, 20 bob hurley’s, or 10 up/downs (high-knees til Q calls “down”, hit floor and bounce back up to high-knees..).
    Roll the same exercise twice in succession and the count jumps another 20 for a new total of 40 reps… and wouldn’t you know, we hit deja vu for the up/downs! After every two rolls we ran a lap. We rinsed and repeated through 10 rolls of the die.

    We cooled down with core: a few rounds of Lazy Boys for 15 count center recline immediately followed by 15 count right-leaning recline and a 15 count left-leaning recline. Then on to box cutters followed by a brief ring of fire (2pax brief…) and a final cool down lap.

    Closed out the morning with our final CoT for The OG for 2020… praying for 2021 to bring new opportunities & strength to heal and help those in need.

  • Burpin’ and Murphin’ 2020 Away (Okwata 2020-12-31) – from Catfish

    Slightly warmer weather out at Okwata with 7 PAX: Jingle Vader, High Rise, Carpool, Gabrielle, Saban, Bongo, Catfish (Q).
    Started with a mosey over to the fountain, did a couple of laps with some skips, high knees, butt kicks, karaoke, etc. Moved to the grass for Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, SSH and Imperial Walkers. Moved to faces for Peter Parkers, Mountain Climbers, and Shoulder Taps.
    Moseyed over to the House of Pain. Lined up at bottom of the levee for three-ish minutes of the following: 5 8-counts at the bottom, run up backwards, 5 burpees at the top, run down forwards, rinse and repeat. Once done, PAX did a quarter Murph (25 pullups, 50 pushups, 75 squats OYO, divided as each PAX pleaseth). Once done, lined back up on bottom of levee for a repeat of the 5-and-5.

    Bear crawled to the sidewalk, then crossed the street. Moved over to the palm tree planters for Bulgarian Split Squats, Derkins, Dips, Box Jumps, and Irkins. Circled up nearby for SSH, then Smurf Jacks. Ended with nickels and dimes – 1 minute timer w/ 5 burpees, 10 HR Merkins, SSH till the next minute.
    Back to flag for CoT. Coffeeteria at PJ’s on Canal.

  • I see a Bad Moon a rising! – from Bieber

    Four Pax embraced the final gloom of 2020 for a jaunt through the French Quarter. @Bad Moon joined us for the first time at this AO, and we launched into a 5.5 mile trek at sub 8 minute pace.
    The cool fog rolled off the river, and the usual suspects greeted us along the way. This run always goes by so quickly…so much to see.
    Thank you for the opportunity to lead.
    I hope 2021 helps me set my roots further with F3 and provides ample inspiration to continue striving to be the best version of myself. Wishing us all a great 2021.

  • No crossing the tracks – from Mariah

    six pax this morning for 5 miles at Tsunami.
    We set out to run the usual levee route, but when we exited Audubon Park and hit the levee the 5:30 Kansas City Southern was chugging its way out of town. So a no-go on the Levee but we detoured along River road and then cut back and took St Charles up to Carrollton and then Oak St back through Tulane, taking Freret over to Nashville, then back down to St Charles, and back to the flag. 5 miles on the dot, with 6 mins to spare.

  • 12 Days of Fitmas – from Bolt

    The mosquitoes turned out along with 20 PAX total for my VQ. Feeding on energy from the group we started with a short mosey around the clubhouse parking lot to circle up at the pavilion for an attempt to warm up enough for lactic acid to be released. I think I’m the only one who experienced that after SSH, Lounge Singers on each side (Angie’s List’s new favorite), Grass Grabbers in the middle, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Hillbilly Squats, Arm Circles froward/back, Moroccan Nightclubs, Seal Claps, finishing with Self Love.

    The workout began with really bad singing of the 12 Days of Fitmas, taking us through 12 different exercises with guest singing appearances from Kermit the Frog and/or Cookie Monster depending on who you ask.
    Day 1: Mosey
    Day 2: Merkins
    Day3: Shoulder Taps
    Day 4: Lunges
    Day 5: Burpees
    Day 6: Squats
    Day 7: Diamond merkins
    Day 8: Big Boy sit-ups
    Day 9: Plank Jacks
    Day 10: Superman
    Day 11: SSH
    Day 12: Mtn. Climbers

    With 11 minutes left, we put our fate in the “deca-die” of pain, rolling for random exercises (OYO) including 15 tuck jacks (twice), 15 jump lunges, 20 tricep dips, 20 burpees, 30 mountain climbers, 15 Vladimir Douillies, 20 merkins. Mosey to flag for 20 dying cockroaches, CoT, name-o-rama: welcoming in FNG, Escrow, and finishing with announcements/intentions and prayer. F2 coffeeteria followed, immediately preceded by hosing the dog crap off my shoe which I apparently carried the entire workout.

  • Deck of Life – from Fracsac

    6 Pax eagerly awaited for 0630 to embrace the beat down that was sure to follow. After a disclaimer the Pax climbed the steps for a warmup.

    Warmup
    IW, GG, AV, AC

    8 count body builders IC x 10

    The Thang

    Starting at the the first set of steps of NOMA, merkins increased by one up to the top. Call it stairway to heaven, ascending merkins or whatever…..11 steps if YHC’s count was accurate. When completed head back to base and 5 burpees.

    F3 deck of life! That’s the F3 deck sans squats, lunges and sprints. That left a whole lot of merkins! Each Pax takes a turn flipping a card, then calls cadence for exercise indicated on the card.
    Non face cards = 10 reps
    Face cards = 15 reps
    Jokers = 15 burpees OYO

    With a few minutes left, mosey to the back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings x 5 OYO

    COT

    100% attendance at coffeteria!

    It was a great way to kick of a Sunday Morning!

    Thanks for posting with me and for allowing me to be part of something incredible!

    SYITG

  • The HC’s of Christmas – from Fracsac

    While most of F3 NOLA fartsacked, 2 Pax committed to posting for a Christmas morning beat down. After a disclaimer there was a mosey to the rock pile to grab a rock.

    Warmup
    IW, GG, AV, SSH, AC

    The Thang

    8 count rock builders x 10
    Curls x 12
    Rows x 12
    Elf on the shelf left x 12
    Elf on the shelf right x 12
    OH press x 12
    Rifle carry rock 50 yards

    Rinse and Repeat 3 times

    Mary with Pax taking turns calling exercise

    Catalina wine mixers x 10

    Curl x 10 to seal the deal while returning the rock.

    COT

    It was a great way to kick off Christmas!

    SYITG

  • The Deck of Death – by Suit – from Bogey

    Quick warm-up with an unruly bunch lacking counting skills.
    10 Abe’s
    25+ Grass Grabbers
    20 SSH

    The Thang…
    Picked 4 Pax to each pick an exercise(with rock when possible) and assigned each a suit(♦️=BB sit-ups, ♣️=Squats, ♠️=Mtn Climbers, ♥️=Curls). Face cards = 20 reps. Wild card = 25 burpees.
    Called it at 6:13 and about 6 cards left. Moseyed back to flag

    COT including Pledge of Allegiance

    Thanks boys for allowing me to Q.

  • How does running get you swole? – from Belloq

    I knew this morning would be amazing with a temp of 47° and what felt like 100% humidity. So, I would have to extend the warm-up and keep our bodies moving today to make it enjoyable for all.
    To kick off my first Q at Swolefest, YHC started the disclaimer at exactly 5:29 in
    order to give everyone their money’s worth of a full 45 minutes. Of course, in true F3NOLA fashion, immediately there was debate if it was 5:28 or 5:29.

    The warm-up

    With my disclaimer even briefer than originally planned, I announced we would start with a mosey to begin our warmup. This was met with groans and other sounds of pleasure from those in attendance. Catfish asked, “How does running get you swole?” I should have replied that we are all already swole and needed some cardio, but I didn’t have enough coffee at that point.
    After the mosey, we started our warmup with all below IC
    SSH x 31
    Arm Circles Front X 15
    Arm Circles Back X 15
    Overhead Claps X 30
    Seal Claps X 30-something
    Moroccan Night Club X 10

    10 Burpees OYO

    YHC asked if everyone was warm and Catfish politely noted that his lower extremities were still in need of warm ups so we continued with
    Lunges IC X 20
    Low Slow Squats IC X 10 with coupon

    The Thang
    Paired off for:
    Dora 1-2-3
    100 curls
    200 Overhead Presses
    300 Rows

    When completed, we started 8-counts with coupons while waiting for the 6.

    Cool down

    Started our cool down with 10 burpees OYO
    Then with coupon we held in mid-curl until everyone had their coupons in hand we did two cycles of:
    10 Curls IC
    10 Overhead Presses IC
    10 Squats

    Mary
    Started our core with 10 flutter bricks (kicks) then 5 minutes of abs:
    Halos clockwise for 30s
    Halos counter-clockwise for 30s
    Corkscrew twist 60s
    Dynamic Plank 60s
    Chainsaw 60s
    Big Boy Sit-ups Slow controlled 60s.

    COT
    Count off, Name-O- Rama, Prayer

    As always, it is an honor and privilege to lead a workout. Thank you for sharing this morning with me.