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  • Not accepting coupons anymore!

    With intentions of some strength training, followed by some Restorative Chewy actions. YHC had to call an audible like Mahommes and the Chiefs did in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl.. Thankfully the Wacker was there with the Dice of Doom!!

    warmup

    All IC 10. Good mornings, Windmills, Arm circles, Cherry pickers, Arm Circles, Air presses, Arm Circles, SSH and Butt kicks.

    Thang

    Play ground for 5 rounds of 5 pull-ups, 10 Merkins and 20 Little Manny crunches.. Walked around behind the commodes to realize we had been trumped by the city of Mandeville cleaning up our cylinder blocks.. Audible called at this point for the Dice of Doom. Took turns rolling around the PAX with YHC starting us with 20 SSHx4 count, followed by Akbar with a double down roll repeat, Hammer putting the 🔨 down with a 50 count on Jump squats, Waterpik with 25 Putin’s x2 and closed with Wackers wacky 50 x4 SSH. Forgot to mention Bear crawls between each sideline to sideline. Circled back at center court for plank holds while each PAX alternated completing 10 Merkins round 1 and closed with 5 Merkins round 2..

    Q needing some attention to stretches finished the PAX with 10 mins of Chewy’s favorite Restorative 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️..

    Count, announce and Akbar closed the COT!!

    Thanks for posting men and till the next Gloom 👍🏻👊🏻✌🏻!!

  • 6.2 and more

    The boys joined up this morning for a cool run. Temps were cold but it did not take long to warm up. Clocking the distance will help with the RRR. Shooter prayed the group out where we then moved to coffee, water and deep discussion.

    See you next week.

  • 4 Years, Fellowship and Neil Peart Tribute

    When Mahatma signed me up for the 2/1 Mothership Q, I didn’t initially make the connection with my 4 year anniversary of joining F3 (actually 1/30). But after realizing, what more can you ask for in justifying a Mothership Q? A lot going on this weekend for F3, start of Run Ranger Run, then folks were training for Ruck early this morning and then the midnight run at Pontiff last night? Given all that we still had (12) on hand this morning as to which I had no problem accommodating more running than less. We tracked 3.0 miles on my Strava App. and made a circle around south half of City park per below, so don’t forget to log in RRR.

    Here we go:

    Strictly Warm Ups in the Green:

    21 – IW

    12 – Windmills

    21 Peter Parkers

    12 – Arm Circles

    Note the coding of reps — 2112

    Next Mosey over to the track to do some dedicated running with no distractions. First, it was cold and time to heat up and pay tribute to the great Neil Peart whom we lost back on 1/7/20 to brain cancer. Triple Shift did make the recommendation of actually going to the soccer field with markings so we did. No shortcuts on this one, in its entirety per F3 specification:

    Red Barchetta

    100 yard run — 100 SSH

    75 Yard Run – 75 Mountain Climbers

    50 Yard run – 50 LBCs

    25 yard run — 25 Merkins

    10 yard run – 10 Burpees

    Image result for neil peart Images

    Now for the speed portion of the workout at the track.

    Partner up. On person runs a 200 yard dash while the partner runs directly across the field to meet at the other side of the track in “recovery”. Some lunge walked. Repeat 4 times in honor of my anniversary. Triple again with recommendation on track direction for running. I remember doing this a couple years ago but can’t remember the F3 name of the exercise.

    Mosey through backway from the track to Foundry, again partner up and and 5 stations while 10 burpees times the reps. Another recommendation from Mahatma to not double up on upper body. A lot of advice to the Q this morning.

    Finally, mosey to the museum pond for final exercises. Initial story of splitting my chin during a long ago Q with box jumps in wet conditions. We did (1) box jump in tribute, and that was enough for me. Thereafter:

    21 Incline Merkins

    25 LBCs

    15 Dips

    ~2:00 plank hold

    20 Hello Dollys

    12 more Incline Merkins

    Mosey back to the flag for normal count off, names, announcements, and prayer. I mentioned my thoughts on the 3 Fs and what they have meant to me over the last 4 years.

    Many Thanks for the opportunity to lead and the last 4 years of Fellowship.

    See you on the radio…

    Bongo

  • Westbank Park Run

    It was a beautiful morning for some running. Something we westbankers rarely do.

    We moseyed over to the playground to warm up.

    Windmills
    Sun-gods
    Hairy Rockettes
    SSH
    *New* 8-count Ski Abs Body-Builders

    Then we moseyed over to the service road and attempted to do:

    4 rounds
    1st Round:
    15 of each:
    Heels to Heaven
    Alternating Side Squats
    Flutter Kicks
    Hand-release Merkins

    then, 4 laps down and back on the service road.

    The subsequent rounds would decrease a lap while increasing the reps by 5.

    We worked hard, but we only got through 2 rounds by the end of the allotted time.

    We then moseyed back to the playground for cool-downs. We ended the workout with normal close-out.

    It was good first try at some running! We look forward to incorporating the service road in future workouts!!

  • Birdcage – I have 4 kids edition

    Waking up at 4 am with a crying newborn makes getting up at 5am a lot easier.

    Warmup: disclaimer, then a short run to the peristyle where we warmed up with:

    • Side straddle hops,
    • Imperial walkers
    • Peter parkers
    • New exercise, the VASECTOMY SURPRISE, which is a rocking murican that ends in a cobra at the front and a downward dog at the back, scraping the ground as you transition.

    The Thang: working 4 kids through diapers simulation

    Down oak alley, pax run 2 lights forward, then turn around and high knee 1 light back, drop for 5 burpees, repeat to the end of oak alley.

    Back to the pond side of the peristyle for:

    • Round the world Muicans, 10x10x10x10
    • Low lateral Skaters x 10
    • Plank to chataranga run

    Run to the front of the zoo and pair up

    Each member of the team works through the following exercises DORA style, 3 short loops of the street and 2x long loops at teams discretion

    • Prison Cell Murican
    • Side Tri Rise
    • Mil Murican
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Real Freddy Mercuries

    Run back to the flag, where Angie’s List demonstrated once again that he cannot listen and follow instructions.

  • Time Trials at the Stomp

    Since we do all this damn running anyway, we might as well see how we’re doing, right? There is some good research that suggests setting real goals and regularly tracking progress increases our chances for success. So let’s do it. Today: a 5k

    Of course, there is also the matter of a beautiful hammer adorned in freedom and f3 stickers that we would like to hang on to. Perhaps the “men of the Wally run” or the weekend crew will actually bring it out to the Stomp for all to enjoy next time.

    In no particular order, here are the times submitted to me and a list of the PAX who have not submitted a time yet, in the event they decide to:

    1. Shuffles: 18:47
    2. Briefs 24:57
    3. High Rise 28:37
    4. Jesus Juice 24:58
    5. Rev Sox 26:06
    6. Shorty: 25:24
    7. Kuch: 24:55
    8. Da Parish 29:56
    9. Boo Boo 29:10
    10. Belloq 24:05
    11. Rudy 24:10
    12. Catfish 21:20
    13. Screwtop 22:07
    14. Blowfish 28:30
    15. Tool 28:30
    16. Sheetrock 23:30
    17. Tugboat 38:08 (3.04 miles)
    18. Mahatma
    19. War Eagle
    20. Bongo
    21. Breadsticks 22:07
    22. Holygrove
    23. Frac Sac

    We will revisit this challenge post RRR and see if we got any faster.

    Thanks, as always, for allowing me to lead a workout in a group full of leaders. – Kuch

  • Nolan Richardson modified +35 lbs!!

    With rain in the forecast YHC planned the beatdown in the parking garage across from the Justice center.. After searching the Lexicon for workouts that would take up the full 45min beatdown, Q arrived on the Nolan Richardson. Knowing the Gipper crew loves using coupons from weeks past I decided to incorporate our cylinder blocks stored behind the trailhead.. With no time to waste let’s begin.

    warmup (brief)

    20IC SSH, 10IC Windmills, 20Butt kicks, 10IC Toe touches.

    thang

    Gathered our coupons and moseyed to the garage. Upon arrival Q desperately tried to dispatch the instructions only to have interruptions occurring from our mumble chatter correspondent sir Bushwacker 🤫🤫.. PAX partnered up with coupon in front and got to work. We cut the reps in half 75/150/75/150/75/150/75 all cumulative count. Consisted of Burpees, Squats, Big Boys,Kettle Swings, Merkins, Mountain Climbers and Imperial Walkers.

    P1 did reps while P2 backpedalled 50 yards completed a Bobby Hurley and Sprint at first back quickly modified to mosey back picking up count..

    👏🏻👏🏻 to Bart for making his 2nd post even after posting to Beans intense rep count tear down on Saturday.. Glad to have you part of the Gipper crew!!

    After returning taxed with our coupons, we circled up for count and announce.
    Maverick took us out with COT!!

    Much appreciated to you men for following my lead!!

    ✌🏻👍🏻👊🏻 till the next Gloom!!

  • 4 corners and a VQ

    The morning after the crazy Ivan 5 PAX met in front of NOMA for YHC’s VQ. As it was about 20 degrees cooler than yesterday, YHC gave the disclaimer and started our warm up.

    Warm up 

    SSH x 20

    Abe Vigoda x 15

    Forward Arm Circles x 15

    Dying Cockroach x 15 

    Peter Parker x 15

    Parker Peters x 15

    With Warmup wrapped up, PAX Indian Ran over to the Great Lawn for: 

    Four Corners Escalator

    1st exercise in one corner, run to the next. 

    Burpees x 10

    Merkins x 20

    LSS  x 30

    LBCs x 40 

    After the 4th corner, PAX completed another set, this time working down the ladder. Running to a new corner and then: 

    LBCs x 40

    LSS x 30

    Merkins x 20

    Burpees x 10

    Pax then formed a line and Indian Run over to Roosevelt Mall for 

    Route 66– Jump Squats 

    Taking advantage of the concrete benches on Roosevelt Mall, PAX ran up one side of Roosevelt Mall with Jump Squats until the 11th Bench, PAX then crossed Roosevelt Mall for: 

    Route 66 – Decline Merkins + Dips

    PAX completed these and then it was a short mosey over to the back of NOMA for:

    Sunday Mornings

    10 Air Presses in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press.  That’s one. Complete 5 total, with an extra if you finish early!

    COT

    Thank you all for making my VQ a memorable one. It won’t be the last. Apologies for the lateness of the BackBlast, my login got lost in spam. 

    Count off and Name-O-Rama, intentions and closed with a prayer. 

    100% attendance at Coffeteria.

  • Kolaches & Kickbutts

    Kolaches & Kickbutts

    Warming up the engines involved the below:
    Side Straddle Hops (x20)
    High Knees (x10)
    Kickbutts (x10) For clarification, each person kicks one’s own butt, not someone else’s.
    Trunk Rotations (x10) each direction
    Imperial Squat Walkers (x12)
    After the engines were brought to the minimum rpm for beatdowns and the enthusiasm of NatureBoy’s counting was contained, the PAX then moseyed to the nearest hill. Coupons were carried and dropped off at the sundial for further use.
    The Thang consisted of the below:
    Burpback Mountain (see Exicon, only modification was runner runs 3 hills instead of 5)
    Moseyed to the Sundial
    Next came some Freaknasties (x10) and Incline Merkins (x10).
    Everyone then circled up in the Sundial. Everyone held Squat position while one person runs around the circle. When the runner returns to his position everyone then does 10 Calf-raises. This was repeated until everyone ran around the circle.
    Next came Decline Merkins (x10) and two sets of FreakNasties (x11 x8??); each set one leg was suspended in the air.
    Then a mosey (with coupons) to the Shovel Flag.
    Then came the American Hammers (x20) with some planking for a time afterward.
    Alphabets came next.
    Classic Jane Fondas (x30 each leg) finished it up.
    Lastly, came the Circle of Trust.
    Since this was the 2 year anniversary of F3 in Baton Rouge food, drink and merriment followed afterward. Kolaches, coffee, fruit and fellowship were enjoyed.

  • 2 Year Anniversary – Year of the Rat – Happy CNY!

    15 PAX joined YHC on a beautiful, calm Saturday. The temp was 48 degrees F, which was perfect weather for a beatdown. Today marked YHC’s 2 year anniversary of joining F3 and was also first day of Chinese New Year (Year of the Rat). YHC gave his standard disclaimer and ran to the great lawn for some warm-up exercises.

    The PAX did the following warm-up exercises in cadence:

    SSHs x 20

    Forward Arm Circles x 10

    Backward Arm Circles x 10

    Windmills x 10

    Imperial Walkers x 20

    Peter Parkers x 15

    MCs x 15

    Parker Peters x 15

    The PAX formed 2 lines in Indian Run formation and jogged from the great lawn to the track.

    At the track, the PAX circled up to do some Dirty McDeuce.

    First Set:

    Slow Merkins x 10 IC

    Squats x 20 IC

    Flutterkicks x 20 IC

    Then ran to the middle of the football field and back.

    Second Set:

    Shoulder Taps x 20 IC

    Lunges x 15 IC

    Hello Dolly x 15 IC

    Then ran to the middle of the football field and back.

    Third Set:

    Burpees x 10 OYO

    Jump Squats x 15 OYO

    LBC’s x 20 IC

    Then ran to the middle of the football field and back.

    The PAX formed 2 lines again in Indian Run formation and moseyed to the fountain in front of NOMA. Each PAX partnered up for Dora 1, 2, 3.

    DORA 1, 2, 3

    100 Step-ups – while one PAX was doing the step-ups, the other PAX was Rat Crawling (thanks to Popalock for reminding the Q to stick with the Year of the Rat theme) instead of Bear Crawling from the fountain to the 2nd set of the steps in front of NOMA and back.

    200 declined shoulder taps – while one PAX was doing the shoulder taps, the other PAX was lunge walking from the fountain to the 2nd set of steps in front of NOMA and back.

    300 LBCs – while one PAX was doing LBC’s, the other PAX was bunny hopping the same distance as above and back. Flap Jack until all exercises were completed.

    SPRINT

    Upon completion – Picked a different partner and went to the field next to NOMA. Each PAX lined up by the first tree.

    First Set:

    One PAX sprint to the 4th tree and did 5 hand-release merkins and sprint back and tagged his partner. Flap jack until each PAX did 3 rounds of the sprint.

    Second Set:

    One PAX sprint to the 4th tree and did 10 SSHs and sprint back. Flap jack until each PAX did 3 rounds of the sprint.

    The PAX then moseyed back to the flag. Everyone ended the day with a 2 min plank (1 minute in high plank and the final minute in low plank).

    COT. I am very grateful to be able to workout with the PAX on a regular basis. I never take it for granted the fact that I am able to attend F3 workouts 2 years straight. I hope to do this for a very long time. SYITG.

    King Kong