F3 New Orleans

Category: New Orleans

  • The Thunder Rolls

    Nice turnout at the Mothership as storm clouds brewed above.  Several of the Pax started to wonder if the disclaimer covers lightning strikes.  I’m no lawyer, but the disclaimer seems airtight to me.  JV and YHC each planted a flag in the hardest, driest piece of ground on the gulf coast, I said the obligatory disclaimer, and we were off.

    The Thang

    Mosey to the great lawn for the warm-up.  Just slightly soggy.  SFx was wishing he was Q so he could lead burpees in the corner with the sprinklers.  He’s sick.  We moseyed to the other end for   SSH IC x 37; DQ IC x 13; Merkins IC x 17; Squats IC x 31;  Dying Cockroach IC x 37

    Mosey to the Refinery.  We circled up in the tall, seedy grass next to the equipment for Burpeefest. 1 minute = 12 burpees + whatever time is left for recovery.  5 sets.

    Next each man took a station at the refinery for a tabata-esque workout.  20 seconds all out followed by a 10 second recovery as you rotate to the next station – 17 stations: Pull-ups, Bernies, Pull-ups, Dips, Dips, Channing Tatums, Tatum Channings, low-bar pull ups, Squat thrust pull-ups, Box Jumps, Box Jumps, Pole Dancer, Pole Dancer, Squats, Squats, Rows, Muscle-ups.

    Mosey to the prison bars outside of the Tad.  Hop up on the ledge and grab some metal.  3 sets of calf raises IC:  Regular x 25, Toes In x 24, Toes Out x 25.

    The gate to the Tad was open so me moseyed by to check it out.  There was a security guard outside and the ramps were taped off with caution tape.  We are obviously not welcome anymore.  From there it was a disappointed mosey to the Track.  Along the way I led the Pax through some Marshlands.  Anyone that followed me gained some extra weight on their feet in mud and water. YHC is 2 for 2 this week.  Two Qs and I led the Pax through a marsh at both.

    We lined up for an Ark loader across the infield: Bear Crawl 50 yards, Winston Jameis 25 yards, Jameis Winston 25 yards, Burpee Broad Jump x 10, Duck Walk 25 yards

    Just a little bit of time left for a SFx 220 special.  SFx led this exercise the first time he Q’d.  Not sure if it has been done since.  #LongOverdue.  Partner one sprints half way around the track while Partner 2 jogs across the field to meet him, then switch.  Repeat.

    From there it was a long mosey back to the flags.  Surprisingly both flags were upright.

    NMM

    Great crowd today despite several of the regulars being out.  T-claps to Mav for squeezing as much of the workout in as he could before he had to head out to his son’s 8:00 baseball game.  T-claps to Radar for wearing a sweatshirt in June.  T-claps to Bubba and Douille for their Track Prowess.  T-claps to everyone for the Tabata workout at the refinery.  That went much smoother than I thought it would. I always enjoy the opportunity to lead at the Mothership.  Thanks for putting up with me.

     

  • Don’t Skip Your Q Day

    “The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and the self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.” -Theodore Roosevelt

    8 Okwata warriors gathered in the pre-dawn gloom.  At 0530 we rolled out with no meddling from our Q.

    The Thang

    The Fountain was on (thanks Mitch) so we had to warm-up in it’s mist.  We circled up in the muddy waters near the fountain for our Warm-up COP:  SSH IC x 30; Peter Parkers IC x 30; DQ IC x 15; Squats IC x 20

    From there we hit the nearby benches for a round of Tabata: Channing Tatums, Decline Merks, Tatum Channings, Incline Merks, Repeato.  Disclaimer: YHC may have called for two sets of Channing Tatums in the first round.  I get so confused with that dude’s name. 

    No sign of any late arrivers as we mosey through the muddy waters to the new pull-up bars installed by the city.  Thanks again to Mitch and his fitness initiatives.  The Pax had some recovery time as YHC struggled to divide 8 by 3.  I finally got it figured out and commenced the next exercise. One Partner does pull-ups while another is doing burpees on the other side of the levee.  The third partner runs from one station to the next and switches off.  We did 3 sets of whatever this is called.

    Mosey to the top of the levee and grab your six.  Not literally.  I just mean sit down.  6 MOM: LBCs IC x 40; Slow Scissors x IC x 10; LBT x 44; Putin IC x 15.  Recover and Quadriphilia (Always Facing the Lake run down the levee and back up, AMRAP in 4 minutes).

    Slide down the levee a little ways for some Merkins around the clock: 1200 IC x 10; 0300 IC x 8; 0600 IC x 6; 0900 IC x 8.

    Back on top of the levee for some Sungazing Squats IC x 20.  In honor of our Original Q we finished with some Yoga.  I think it was a sun salutation, or something close to it.

    Back to the flag for the COT and the naming of the FNGs.

     

     

     

  • Did you get a free bowl of soup with those shorts?

    19 turned out for a Thursday morning beatdown at MM. This is what transpired…

    COP: DQ’s, SSH, Freddie Mercuries, Box Cutters
    Trees: Tree to Tree alongside MM. Ascending Merkins at each tree. Alternate crawl/run between each
    Field: Jacob’s Ladder…WWII situp at mid-field, burpee at end. Begin at 1 and then ascend from there. Finish at start with 10 burpees.
    Track: 4 corners with quasi-suicide…Merkins, WWIIs, Jump Squats, Derkin. Once you arrive at next point, advance back to start and redux. Finish on 4th station
    Burpee shuffle and a few minutes of Mary

    NMS:
    YHC’s morning got off to a great start once he caught sight of TYA’s colorful (and one assumes clean-smelling) shorts. I don’t know if they were more apt for a Dead-concert, but they served as a nice diversion. TYA felt compelled to point out that he had purchased them off the bargain-rack – something we had already deduced upon first sight.

    We welcomed 3 FNG’s today (see above) and we look forward to their continued participation in F3. TYA was kind enough to introduce himself to them as the “resident wise-ass”…again, another factoid they simply would have observed themselves given a few minutes with the PAX.

    Lab Rat was on point today calling out many of the workouts YHC had planned right before they happened. YHC chalked that off to Lab Rat’s keen sense of perception, skills in abstract geometry, and YHC’s lack of originality.

    Reminder, Tuesday is bring as many new and existing PAX to the workout (there are 3 AO’s that day). Our goal is 60 although Bleeder suggested we should shoot for and even higher number.

    I had fun guys. Thanks for putting up with me this morning.

    Saab abides.

  • You Don’t Have to Spell it, Just Do It!

    Yes, the title of this workout sounds like something an Arkansas High School Football Coach might have said at some point in history.  I digress…

    A baker’s dozen (13) NOLA F3ers surfaced from the gloom and proved victorious in their first two battles of the day (alarm clock, then fighting for parking spots with the bootcamp ladies).  However, the true question was, could they be victorious in another Classic Foundry Workout!

    Disclaimer – I just pretend to be a professional

    Mosey to The Foundry

    Plank for 6
    The obligatory COP: Side Straddle Hops (IC) x 30 and Imperial Walkers (IC) x 30

    Partner-up for Cycle #1:
    Partner #1: Mosey on Festival Grounds Trail to the picnic pavilion and return, 1/2 mile (okay ….. 0.44 miles according to www.geodistance.com)
    Partner #2: As many cycles as you can of 5 pull-ups, 10 merkins, and 15 air squats until partner returns
    Obvious objective: Complete more cycles than your partner!
    Switch activities
    Plank for 6

    LBC’s (IC) x 30

    Partner Cycle #2:
    Same as the first, some partners modified low rows for pull-ups
    Plank for 6

    Bogey gave us 20 with only a couple of missed/repeated numbers

    Flutter Kicks (IC) x 30

    Partner Cycle #3:
    Partner #1: Mosey across field to The Black Fence and return, 3/20 mile (thank you geodistance)
    Partner #2: As many cycles as you can of 8 dips (parallel bar or bench) and 10 lunges
    Switch
    Plank for 6

    Extra Credit: AMRAP Partner Assisted Pull-ups

    Mosey to the Flag
    LBC’s to wait for 6
    5 Burpees b/c Cowbell said there was 5 seconds left (Truth be told when asked what time it was, he said “Wait a few seconds”)

    COT
    The usual announcements
    The henceforth obligatory OSHA Report: Drink plenty of fluids 8oz/hour and adjust up if your urine is yellow or darker, I believe the color orange may have been mentioned
    Prayer for the family of the 2 year old child in Orlando

    T-claps to: Ragin Cajun for posting the day after his first F3 workout, Cowbell for doing 25+ Pull-ups (although he has less distance to travel), and Bubba for doing burpees as he hurried to his car.

  • 3rd Annual F3 Golf Classic

    Mark your calendars for The 3rd Annual F3 Golf Classic, hosted by the Area 51 Pax at Olde Sycamore Golf Plantation on Friday, July 29th at 9:00 AM.

    TIME CHANGE

    7:30 AM Registration

    9:00 AM Start

    Proceeds

    The F3 Golf Classic is a great time to celebrate the great gift F3 has been to all of us.  This year, it is also an opportunity to give F3 away to other men, as all proceeds from the tournament will go to fund Leap Expansion efforts.

    Registration, sponsorship, and event details can be found at F3Golf.com.

    You will need a Pay Pal account to register as a foursome or a single.

  • Stomp #43 – Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

    Seven men posted in the gloom this morning to embark on a new journey into the heart of City Park.

    The Goal: Mix things up with a run to the Couturie Forest, weave a few trails, and make our way to the highest elevation in New Orleans, Laborde Mountain, aka Monkey Hill (a whopping 43 feet above sea level).

    The Itinerary: Get there (1.5 miles) by whatever method you choose (running/burpeeing/walking/bearcrawling) in 15 minutes, spend 15 minutes inside the forest with trail runs and COP, spend 15 minutes getting back. Total estimated distance of 3.5-4 miles.

    The Disclaimer: Paper mini-maps were distributed to give the PAX a visual of the route and hopefully avoid having the workout turn into a search party.

    The Trip There: Steady run/jog by all PAX. T-claps to Side Effects on being the pace car. T-claps to Shorty for the EH with Ragin Cajun and hanging with him for the run. PAX trickled up to the trail entrance, planked up to wait for the six. T-claps to Side Effects for burpees.

    The Journey Inside: Start running the trails which are well defined and lined with packed mulch, making for an optimum running surface. After a near wrong turn and a few cobwebs to YHC’s face, we hit the bottom of the mountain for a quick plank to let the PAX catch up, then ascended up the terraced incline to the peak aka Laborde Lookout. Caught our breath before a quick COP: 30 Knee-Ins on the benches (aka Ledge Crunches?) at top OYO, run to bottom of hill for 30 IPW, run back up for 30 more Knee-Ins (no room for Burpees plus the mesh decking at the top is not good for ground exercises). YHC was considering more for the COP but wanted to make sure the PAX had enough fuel in the tank to get back to the flag. Mosey down adjacent trail to the bottom, zig zag a ways to the entrance for another quick plank&wait. YHC then tried to drum up some inspiration for the PAX with a mountain climbing quote that he read via Google: “Getting to the top of the mountain is optional, getting down is mandatory”

    The Trip Back: Surprisingly, we were a minute or two ahead of schedule which meant a steady mosey back would allow the faster PAX to make a lagniappe loop around the track. T-claps to those who mustered up the energy to do so. Trickled back to the flag where we sealed the deal with 10 burpees.

    While this wasn’t the most intense workout in F3 history, YHC got the vibe that the PAX enjoyed the variation which still had the running and cardio theme of the Tuesday Stomp.

    COT included prayer for the victims in Orlando, safe travels for those on trips, and for those battling illnesses.

    A good morning was had by all.

    Tool

  • The Road to Omaha

    14 pax showed up in the humid june gloom. Is that a record for this AO??

    DISCLAIMER

    The PAX should have figured this one was coming…. slaughter starter! 10 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to rock pile

    COP #1 – WARM UP
    Hillbillies X 20
    Peter Parkers X 20
    Squats X 20
    Good Mornings X 20
    Mountain Climbers X 20

    Pick up a friend and mosey to big baseball field, the unlocked one.
    SUDDEN CHANGE- 5 Burpees OYO

    Because it is college baseball playoff season and just so happens to be YHC’s favorite sport, working out on a diamond made sense.

    break up into 4 even groups and go to each base.
    1st base- Bench Press with rock X 15
    2nd base- Row with rock X 15
    3rd base- lion king hold with rock X 15
    HOME- Squat to overhead press with rock X 15

    Go around the bases 3 times.

    Mosey to playground set.
    Half of PAX do 10 pull ups while other half do peoples chair holding rock. Switch.
    Rinse and repeat.

    Walk over to the track WITHOUT rocks, YHC wanted to see some speed.
    1 lap around stopping ever quarter for 10 merkins.

    Grab some ledge for calf work.
    Calf raises X 20
    Slow calf raises X 20

    Grab another ledge, or bench.
    Dips X 20
    LLSU X 15
    RLSU X 15

    Mosey to outfield
    COP #2 – MARY
    Russian Twist X 20
    Dying cockroach X 20
    Flutter Kicks X 20
    LBC X 20

    Return your friends and Sprint to flag.

    Count off, name o rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

    Great work today PAX and thanks for letting me lead.

  • Around the Fly

    Leading my VeryfirstQ enabled me to get out to Audubon earlier than ever before – approximately 05:20. My Weather Channel app indicates that the humidity was higher than the temperature – 87% vs. 81°, which is hard to believe, because it sure felt hot.

    We warmed up in place:

    40 x side straddle hops

    30 x low slow squats

    20 x mountain climbers

    Then we moseyed – around the track, across Magazine Street, past the entrance to the Zoo, over the train tracks, along the road next to the river, and up to the top of an unnamed hill. A PAX wondered aloud what the tallest peak in New Orleans was – the answer is Monkey Hill, which isn’t much higher than the bump we stood atop.

    We started with a burpee, then traversed down the hill and back: 1st time we bear crawled 2nd time we crab walked 3rd time we ran down and felt-the-Bern back up, the number of burpees increasing with each trek. Rinse/repeat.

    Then we moseyed along the levee, behind the baseball complex to a barricade with 4 stanchions. We broke into 4 groups – one per post. The first group sprinted a ways down the levee and back while the other 3 worked. Then the next, and then the 3rd, and then the 4th. Then each group rotated and did it again.

    Exercises:

    Post #1: merkins

    Post #2: 360° lunges

    Post #3: incline merkins

    Post #4: mountain climbers

    Mosey. We ran to the labyrinth and focused on abs:

    20 x LBCs

    20 x Hello Dollys

    15 x Russian Twists

    20 x Penguins

    Planked for a bit, then moseyed on home for COT – Numberama / Nameorama / Prayer.

    Glad to get my first Q under my belt. It won’t be my last.

  • We never quit, just ran out of time

    Thanks to all the Pax for posting to one of our first really hot workouts of the Summer season.

    Themed workout with several quotes revolving around “Don’t Quit”

    The first of many quotes was from the late Muhammad Ali, “I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”

    COP: Warm-Up

    Arm Circles 15x each way

    Imperial Walker x20

    Side Straddle Hop x20

    Plank 1:00 minute

    COP: Museum:

    Burpees x45 – while partner bunny hops up the stairs

    Dips x 60– while partner bunny hops up the stairs

    Squats x 60 – partner bunny hop up the stairs

    Mosey with a break to Zombie Walker the final 50 yards to the foundry

    COP: Foundry: 

    Normal circuit with with the additional of a climb up a 45 degree pole.  It works better when the pole is dry.  It was wet this morning and led to more slipping than climbing.

    After another awesome quote from a random guy I found on Google who is pretty good… we did the Partner Carry.  FNG got his name from rockin this one. He is now Frack Sack.

    COP: Mucho Chesto

    Headed to the boat dock or some Mucho Chesto while our partner planked and waiting.

    Then back to the museum for our final quote and then a backwards bear crawl up the side steps.

    We finished with Mary… and threw 5 burpees in to celebrate that Pax figured our the theme.

     

     

  • NOLA 3rd F at Casino Building

    The launch of the NOLA 3rd F:

    We will be reading and discussing the book: How God Makes Men on approximately a monthly basis.  T-claps to Amnesty for suggesting this 3rd F and Hawgcycle for taking the initiative to find the book and getting YHC to commit to taking the first Q.  10 Burpees for whoever said we should do it at 6:00am pre-beatdown on Saturday though.

    3rd F Disclaimer: I am not a pastor, priest or prophet.  I can only read the Bible as you do, draw logical conclusions and applications and have faith in God to fill in my gaps in understanding.

    As a prequel to the first chapter YHC and the PAX discussed God’s providence.  Was God asleep on August 29, 2005 or September 11, 2001? Whether you believe God actively causes all events on earth, that He passively allows man to do evil, and/or that the evil is all do to the deterioration of the earth after man’s sin, we all agree that God is actively involved in the events of the day and individual man bears responsibility for his actions, whether good or evil.  Romans 8:28 is very clear, “And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose.”

    Does God work everything to the good of all?  What is the criteria set on the people for whom God works events for good?  Those who love God and are called according to his purpose and verse 29 gives an idea of what the lives of those people look like: “conformed to the image of Christ.”

    We will see God’s providence play out in the lives of each of the men we study in this book: Abraham, Joseph, Moses, Gideon, David, Solomon, Nehemiah, Job, Peter, and Paul.  The circumstances for some of these men are the direct result of their good or evil actions (Abraham v David) and for others their circumstances are of no real fault of their own (Job and possibly Joseph).  Whatever the circumstance we can see the good that comes as a result of the events of their lives which should strengthen our faith as we endure events that we cannot explain or make no sense in our lifetime.

    JV mentioned, God has the perspective and understanding of a wise parent watching their child take shortsighted actions which the parent foresees will result in injury.  We are bound by limited understanding and our temporal nature while God is omniscient and eternal able to see and direct all the events to the good of His people.