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Warmup -IC Imperial walkers x 25, Grass Grabbers x 10, Daisy Cutter R 5 L 5, Abe Vigota 10, Merkins 20 (up down cadence), Arm Circles F x 20, B x 20, Overhead claps x 20, Moroccan Night Club x 20, Some OYO self love, Shoulder Shrugs x 10, Back Stretch x 10
Face Breakers – From the top of the steps on NOMA, IC descending a step after each round Floyd Mayweathers 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Time to Play – Starting at Tree 1 Bear crawl to next tree, 5 merkins ( or knerkins), lunge walk to next tree, 5 merkins (or knerkins) repeat till you run out of trees. The grass was a little sloppy and underwater at times.
Return to NOMA – Pax moved to the dry side and did a Route 66 with Flutter Kicks 4=1.
Ring of Fire – We stopped at Tree 11 and had a quick Ring of Fire merkins (or knerkins)
Sunday Mornings – Short mosey to the back of NOMA for 3 rounds of Sunday Mornings.
COT
TClaps to Catfish and Triple Shift for doing the workout with ruck plates.
Tag: Abacus
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Play Time – from Heisenberg
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Washed 30 at the Renaissance – from DAX
Saturday turned out to be a beautiful day, and with my house now fully vaccinated, we decided to have dinner out at a local restaurant (remember those!). Had a delicious but heavier than expected meal, drank more than expected, but this is New Orleans and we’re here for a good time, not a long time. Knowing I had to Q the next day, I wrapped up everything at 6pm. I am washed. It gets better, I fell asleep at 8pm while putting my kid to bed- only to wake up at midnight to take an antacid and remember I was Q’ing tomorrow. Yeah Washed.
M then suggested, “why don’t you just take something you’ve done before and adjust it?” proving once again why I am fortunate to be married to her.
I knew our regular Renaissance squad would be repping F3 at GrowRuck in San Antonio. With two PAX posting on Sunday morning we were ready to hold down our Alamo in front of NOMA. In the spirit of those guys all carrying 30lb weights in their packs we completed most all of the following exercises with reps of 30.
Warm up- all x30 unless noted
SSH
Abe Vigoda
Forward Arm Circles x 15
Reverse Arm Circles x15
Dying Cockroach
Peter Parker
Parker Peters
With Warmup wrapped up, PAX moseyed to the Great Lawn for:
Four Corners Escalator
1st exercise in one corner, run to the next.
Burpees x 10
Merkins x 20
LSS x 30
LBCs x 40
After the 4th corner, PAX completed another set, this time working down the ladder. Running to a new corner and then:
LBCs x 40
LSS x 30
Merkins x 30
Burpees x 10
Mosey to Roosevelt Mall for
Route 66– Jump Squats
Taking advantage of the concrete benches on Roosevelt Mall, PAX ran up one side of Roosevelt Mall with Jump Squats until the 11th Bench, PAX then ran down Roosevelt Mall to the back of NOMA for:
Sunday Mornings
10 Air Presses in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press. That’s one. Complete 5 total, with an extra if you finish early!
COT
Count off and Name-O-Rama, intentions and closed with a prayer.
Always a good day when we start with F3.
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Easter Sunday Funday – from Catfish
PAX: Vagabond, Hokie Pokie, Pyro (NC), Abacus, Catfish(AOQ), Heisenberg, Landline (QIC / Memphis)
The Scene:
Beautiful Easter Morning. Clear skies and 57 degrees. YHC had never posted downrange nor Q’d outside of F3 Memphis, so I decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. AO Renaissance in City Park NOLA. A fancy pipe laden Shovel flag was flying at the fountain in front of the Museum of Art.Warmorama:
Motivators from 6
Tempo Merkins x 15 IC
Tempo Squats x 15 IC
Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
Alternating Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
Allowed the PAX to stretch OYO while I explained the next workout.The Thang:
Bataan Death March Merkin Mile
Line up single file for a slingshot style run. Last PAX drops and does 5 burpees then sprints to the front of the line. When last PAX in line gets passed, they drop and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat. We did this for about 1 mile stopping approximately every quarter mile for the following.
Diamond Merkins x 25
Hand Release Merkins x 25
Wide Arm Merkins x 25
Merkins x 25Bolt 45 (Or 90 if you’re counting actual reps)
Top half Squat x 15 IC
Bottom half Squat x 15 IC
Full range squat x 15 ICBurp Back Mountain
Partner up DORA style for 100 cumulative burpees. 1 partner does burpees while the other travels backwards up the stairs and forwards down the stairs x 5 times. Then they swap. Flutter kicks until all in.Captain Thor’s
Jack Webb style. 1 to 4 Rep ratio.
1 Big boy sit-up, 4 American Hammers
2 BBS, 8 AH
3 BBS, 12 AH
Keep increasing reps each round until
10 BBS, 40 AH. (A real ab burner/ crowd pleaser)Mosey to the back of the museum for a tradition at this AO called Sunday Mornings
Wall squat with 10 overhead claps.
5 Donkey kicks with feet above a line on the wall.
On last donkey kick, go balls to the wall and do one inverted merkin. Rinse and repeat for 5 minutes.Mosey back to startex.
COT:
Are you accelerating in all 3 Fs? Are you cruising along and maintaining? If so you aren’t accelerating. Set goals, make a plan to reach those goals. A goal without a plan is just a wish.Prayed for our country and for 2 expectant mothers for a safe and healthy delivery.
This was my first time posting outside of Memphis. The hospitality in NOLA is awesome. Met a bunch of great HIMs and shared some of what we do in Memphis. Thankful for the opportunity to be able to lead a workout in a new city and to get a little outside my comfort zone.
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Beethoven and Burpees – from Pop-Tart
Warm up
SSH – 10 IC
Imperial Walkers – 10 IC
Arm Circles -10 IC
Reverse Arm Circles – 10 IC
Overhead claps
Self love
Grass Grabbers – 10 ICHigh Brow workout at the Renaissance this morning exploring Beethoven’s grit and genus.
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The 9
Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies in his lifetime. These are know as “The 9″… along with the 1927 Yankees.Work:
9 burpees every minute for 9 minutesThe Fate Symphony — #5
“These notes depict the hand of fate knocking on my door.” In it’s entirety the piece represents a battle between death and despair vs hope and life.Work:
Dora
Run / merkins – 100
Run / lunges -200 1/1
Run / American hammer – 300 2/1
Dips / Rising merkins up the NOMA steps – accumulating count
Dips / Scuba diver merkins down the NOMA steps – accumulating countAllies in WWII used Symphony #5 it as a Victory call, V in mores code is ( . . . — ) mimicking the first 4 notes of this piece. Ironically as Beethoven was German
Work:
Sunday Mornings x5….I’m going to end with a quote that people attribute to Calvin Coolidge, but it’s really by Ray Kroc, one of the founders of McDonald’s: “Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent….”
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Happy Pi Day – from Fracsac
5 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Renaissance after springing forward an hour and losing some sleep. With a couple shovel flags planted, disclaimer was given, then:
Mosey to the steps of NOMA and face the bacon:
SSH IC x 31
IW x 15
Abe Vigodas x 10
GG x 10
Bat wings (dancing during Moroccan NC)Time to get down to business:
EMOM 10 Burpees x 5 minutes
Mosey to tree line for more burpee fun:
Starting at 1st tree, bear crawl to next tree and complete 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat x 10.
Note: that’s 100 burpees before 7 am!
Mosey back to fountain for dips and merks. 1 dip at fountain, run up to steps bunny hopping lower 3 and do 1 merkin at 1st of 8 steps.
2 dips, 2 merkins on 2nd step
3 dips, 3 merkins on 3rd step
Rinse and repeat up to 8th stepMosey to back of NOMA for Sunday Mornings! All Pax did at least 6.
Return to flag for 3 minutes of Mary to finish it out.
COT
NMM
-The Renaissance is a great way to kick off the week!
-GrowRuck 20 at F3 Alamo is coming up fast April 9 to 11 in San Antonio! Join us to accelerate your journey to success!
-Coffeteria with great F2 -
Rucking Renny (Renaissance 2021-03-07) – from Catfish
Post-ruck Renny with 11 PAX.
Started facing the bacon and burst out the gate with 8-count bodybuilders. Went to top of stairs for deep-sea divers. On to sixes for leg lifts, hello dollies, and freddy mercurys. On feet for 5 mins of EMOM burpees (10 burpees per min)
Back on feet for Imperian squat walkers. Circled in the road for jack webbs (to 13). On feet for an Al Gore / jump squat ring of fire (2 rounds).
To the fountain for dips, right leg power ups, derkins, left leg power ups, irkins. Moved back to steps area for calf raises.
Back of museum for Sunday Mornings (min 5 rounds).
Back to front of museum for Peter Parker Peters, Dr. Ws, then 5 OYO burpees to finish.
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Mobility is required for Momentum – from Triple Shift
Noun – Mobility – the ability to move freely and easily
With the passage of time, things always tend to fall into a rut or ravine…depending on how bad it gets. Because we focus so much of our time on getting physically stronger to accelerate our health, we forget that regular maintenance should always be included in that formula for peak performance. As I have been battling a nagging achilles injury for over six (6) months, it’s time, to be honest with myself and be intentional about working on my mobility. Now I know you might be thinking out loud, “but we do a stretch at Broga or when we do the Abe Vigodas or grass grabbers in our warm-up.” Well, mobility and flexibility are somewhat related but put simply, flexibility is the ability of a muscle to lengthen and mobility is the ability to control movement through a range of motion.
WARMUP – I went through a series of slow, methodical movements of squats, butt kicks, hacky sacks, high knees, merkins, etc.
THANG – I focused mainly on mobility exercises for the Wrists/Hands, Shoulders, and Hips. I led the PAX through the instructional videos and mobility diagrams found at GMB Fitness.
9 Wrist Mobility & Strength Exercises for Pain-Free Hands & Wrists
Shoulder Pain: Shoulder Exercises & Movements for Pain Relief
COT – I closed with a prayer of gratitude and that God would provide peace for those who are suffering and encouragement for those who are leading (that’s all of us if you didn’t know by now). In the COT, I shared a wonderful poem from Red Turtle titled ‘The Last Stop’ from F3 St. Louis. Enjoy!
THE LAST STOP
Bent and Broken. Wounded and Torn
Life ripped apart by the ceaseless storm
Crashing waves blinding the eyes
Drowning and consuming him with pain and lies
The clown wakes
With Shoulders slumped and knees creaking
It’s 6 am and he is unsure of what he was thinking
Into the gloom, he decided to stumble and stand
Surrounded by strangers in a foreign land
Now he stands, the world still and silent
Focusing the clown on a cold most violent
“Back to comfort” whispers the clown
Back to the warmth to lay it back down.
The whispered words crawl around inside his head
Telling the man to go back to playing dead
Abandon all hope. The man is not enough.
But as the Man thinks to turn and flee
To abandon all of the hope he had started to feed
His friend, like a warrior, appears out of the dark
Hefting a brick upon his shoulder with an F3 Mark
The warrior is filled with love, hope, and fire
Rescuing the sad clown his singular desire
It was an Emotional Headlock gently and routinely applied
That had finally brought his broken brother, now OUR Man, to the Pride
As the warrior hands the brick to OUR Man
He grins in delight at the outcome of his Plan
With love in his heart and hope in his eyes, he gives to OUR man a final instruction
“This is your Coupon which you must not Drop!
Welcome FNG, you’ve arrived at The Last Stop.”
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More than just a run – from Fracsac
10 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to the Renaissance for a Sunday fun day. With a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:
Warmup on the steps of NOMA facing the bacon:
Abe Vigodas x 10
GG x 10
IW x 15
AC x 15 both waysMosey to the singing tree via the path around big lake.
10 Burpees OYO
Wife Pleasers x 15Continue mosey around lake, stopping on back side.
10 Burpees OYO
Freddie Mercury x 15Continue mosey to secluded benches near swan boats.
Right leg step ups x 15
Left leg step ups x 15Mosey to dock with swan boats
As a tribute to Maverick who moved to the north shore, Mucho Chesto:
Merkins
Diamond Merkins
Staggered Merkins left and right
Streamline flutter kicksContinue mosey toward foundry. Stop at Christian Brothers grass, felt like we were doing something sneaky….
10 Burpees OYO
Streamline tin snipsMosey to foundry for stations:
Partner upPull-ups AMRAP
Big boi sit-ups AMRAP
90 degree flex arm hang
Jump the snake
Run to track 5 burpees run back – timerMosey to back of NOMA for:
Sunday Mornings x 5Mosey to flag for:
10 Burpees OYO
LBC x 15Think you’re done…not!
8 count body builders IC x 10
Now we’re done…
COT
• T-Claps to Baywatch for Rucking to the Renaissance
•. 100% participants at coffeteriaSYITG
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8-Count Warmups (Foundry 2021-02-10) – from Catfish
9 PAX at the Foundry today: High Rise, Kuch, Abacus, Pop Tart, Saban, Amnesty, Walleye, Snooze, Catfish (Q). Started by moseying over to the track for a quick lap and warmup with 8-counts. Moved on to faces for Peter Parker Peters. Another lap, then moved on to the back road to head to the foundry.
Stopped along the way at the museum parking lot, then did some Jack Webbs up to ten. Arrived at the foundry for a quarter murph (25 pullups, 50 merkins, 75 squats in 5-10-15 sets 5x). Did some LBCs, Penguins, and Dying Cockroaches waiting for the six.
Moseyed to the museum porch. Continued Jack Webb from 11 to 15.
Moseyed back to the track. Got in some Dr. Ws for the finish. Back to flag zone for CoT.