F3 New Orleans

Tag: Backed Up

  • Big Bro’s Birthday Beatdown – from Snooze

    11 PAX showed up in the humid gloom to celebrate a resounding Saints victory and get our swole on. In addition to celebrating a Saints win, I am also celebrating my older brother’s 43rd birthday today. I’ve been EH-ing him for a while now without success. I was hopeful that a beatdown inspired by his birthday might be the extra bit of guilt needed to finally coerce him into the gloom. Sadly, because he was overserved in Jacksonville celebrating the Saints win in person, my brother was not present for an FNG birthday beatdown. No matter, the EH-ing and the birthday inspired show must go on…

    Warmup
    SSHs x 20
    Imperial Walkers x 15
    Arm circles x 10 (both directions)
    Windmills x 10
    Grass grabbers x 10
    8-count bodybuilders x 10

    The Thang

    My brother was born on 09/13/1978, so we celebrated with a birthday-inspired Tabata block beatdown. 4 rounds of 9 exercises — 43 seconds of work with 13 seconds of rest between exercises – all while rocking out to some of 1978’s greatest hits!

    1. Blockees
    2. Curls
    3. Goblet Squats
    4. Alternating hand block merkins
    5. Overhead Press
    6. Block lunges
    7. Derkins
    8. Skull crushers
    9. Thrusters

    All you need to know about how this went can be appropriately summed up by Catfish’s post-beatdown message on the LVCC GroupMe: “good lord that was fun! Save that one so we can do it again soon!” Ummm, fun… sure…

    We finished up with some dealer’s choice Mary: Freddy Mercuries x 20, Box Cutters x 20, J-Lo’s x 20, and Flutter Kicks x 21.

    Closed things out with COT and special intentions for all those dealing with loss following Hurricane Ida. Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • A New Old Route – from Kuch

    YHC took the Stomp yesterday for an injured Snooze, who fell victim to the streets of New Orleans during a Rudy Q the week before. Some may blame the street; I choose to blame Rudy.

    YHC promised “something cool” in the LVCC groupme, and then was immediately forced to actually think of something cool. Cart, horse… as long as they all get there.

    The “something cool” ended up being running the old route down Marconi toward the Lake, but on the newly completed running path. The running path is great, and the faster guys should be able to make it all the way to Lakeshore Drive and back along its protected boundaries. This beats the hell out of running down Marconi in the dark, under the tree cover, with little shoulder and cars going 40.

    As the Site Q for the Stomp, YHC would make this the official new route, but I’m sure that would have the opposite effect, as a cascade of Q’s show up just to let me know that I am definitely not the boss of them (or anyone else for that matter). So for now, let’s just say it’s one of the available options.

    We went 20 out, 20 back, and a few minutes of stretching. We were joined by Pop Tart’s pup, who has since unofficially been named Pup Tart. Credit to Saban on that one.

    Pothole joined us as well, although he still needs to register on the site. T-claps to him regardless: he started 2 weeks ago and has hardly missed a workout. Pretty impressive.

    We gave thanks and remembered those who are struggling. As always, this group is one of the many things YHC is truly thankful to have found.

  • My Friend aNDy – from Rudy

    YHC brought his friend, aNDy, and a playlist out to Swolefest to start the week off right

    16 PAX circled up in the gloom. That was a bit more than YHC had expected, so I went digging under LCM to find a “friend” for aNDy: the “Block-and-a-half” that the Swolefest guys seem to either Love or Hate (depends on who you ask).

    Quick warmup with some stretching, SSH, IW, and Peter Parkers. Then we’ll get jiggy with it…

    The Thang:

    First, introduce our two friends. Mall Cop and Cracklin’ generously volunteered to be guinea pigs. They were instructed to lift our friends above their heads (no elbow locking!). Now the PAX were informed that those two coupons were not to come below eye level for the rest of the workout, or there would be burpees. So Mall Cop and Cracklin’ continued to hold them up high while YHC slowly explained the rest of the workout.

    First, lets start the playlist:

    Amnesty: I hope this one was a bit more acceptable than the last one (though 80s classic rock only made one appearance via INXS).

    Tabata workout. 10 exercises. 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest/transition. Repeat 3 times. Alternate arm (thrusters, curls, rows, merkins, dips) with core/legs (situps, LBT, Flutter Kicks, Lunges, Step Ups). PAX better pay attention to the two in the center and make sure they aren’t drooping. If they are – get out there and take the coupon and keep it up in the air. Or Burpees.

    Lets Go. Mall Cop and Cracklin’ were already ready for relief by the time YHC finished explaining.

    Belloq and Triple engaged in a series of “I can do better than that” with the coupons. One arm. One finger. Whatever. Baywatch took immense joy proudly holding aNDy way up high. Kuch and PopTart were unshakeable as they just stood there saying “what, is this supposed to be hard?” Saban, as usual, had his way with the Irish block. I never did like that guy. I think I heard Pothole saying “Who the heck is this guy?” Nice to meet you too! YHC, on the other hand), struggled and needed a rescue from War Eagle to save the day.

    Much to my surprise – the PAX quickly figured out that the best way to handle this was to actively step up to relieve the coupon holders, rather than waiting for the holders to cry out for help. Nicely done – each tabata break, half the circle was rushing forward to take another turn at holding.

    Tabata done, circle up for an Al Gore/Monkey Humper ring of fire (2x) while the PAX kept the coupons up high, refusing to fall for the Rudy trick of waiting for them to drop the coupon prematurely. At last, nearing the end – Rudy (HONESTLY) called it, and the coupons were gently placed on the ground.

    NICE WORK – NO PENALTY BURPEES. So 10 Burpees OYO anyway.

    Thumb War, Walleye, Backed Up took us home with last round of Marys (Box Cutters, Freddie Mercury and J Los).

    Finished with our COT. Plenty of announcements- they are in email and mumble chatter. Plenty of intentions (especially for sick PAX and relatives). Then War Eagle took us home, asking God to guide, inspire and lead us forward into the week.

  • Cowbells on the Mountain – from Rudy

    5:30 am. 80 degrees, and at least 80% humidity. Summer in NOLA. 11 PAX ventured out into these glorious conditions to enjoy a run.

    YHC gave the disclaimer. He clearly indicated that it would be important to watch for potholes. Apparently, some PAX would choose not to listen. But with that, we were off to the base of the mountain (just over 1 mile away).

    YHC and Belloq had an enjoyable run to the mountain, discussing future plans for Beignet. Great kid, great future in front of him. Belloq kept up steady stream of conversation while YHC was focusing on just trying to keep up. Thanks for the push!

    Everyone gathered at the base of the mountain for a new drill I call the “Cowbell”, after the PAX who introduced me to it. 1 Minute sprint up the mountain as far as you can go, followed by 2 minute recovery stroll/mosey back down the mountain. Rinse and repeat 6 times. YHC still hasn’t made it to the start of the fence. That’s the elusive goal… Cracklin didn’t seem to have a problem getting there, nor did Snooze (at least the first 2 or 3 times). Way up ahead, Kuch and El Guapo seemed to have no problems reaching at least that far. Nice work!

    After everyone got 6 sprints, time to mosey back to the flag. And 10 of the 11 managed to make it back. One PAX forgot the disclaimer and was waylaid by a pothole on Wisner. Be well Snooze!

    COT back at the flag. Prayers for kids, parents and teachers as we all struggle to navigate through a new school year and the challenges this will present. May we all try to reflect God in our words and actions. Thanks for joining me!

  • My Wedding Was Da BOMBS – from Da Parish

    Nothing like a last minute Q volunteering to get the creative juices flowing. YHC, hadn’t paid back to F3 in a while; so here was his opportunity. He had also Fart Sacked his birthday/wedding anniversary Q and needed to make up for it.
    W/U
    – SSH x 38
    – AC
    – MC
    – PP
    – PP

    Mosey over to the Popp Fountain and Arbor Room. When we arrived, the gates were locked. I asked the PAX if they were interested in a little B&E to which everyone agreed that was a bad idea. The parking lot would have to do. The Arbor Room was home to my wedding reception. Since it was not built yet, the M & I chose it based on drawings. The plan was that we did not want to get married where any of our siblings or cousins were married. This nearly resulted in a destination wedding and/or converting to another religion. (We have a lot of family). We were able to find St. Mary’s Assumption Catholic Church and the City Park Arbor Room to accommodate our 500+ wedding guest. With that much fun loving friends & family, having fun was not difficult. In honor of the day My Most said “I do”, lets get in some BOMBS.

    – Burbees x 5
    – Overhead Claps x 10
    – Merkins x 15
    – Burbees x 20
    – Squats x 30
    If/when you finish before the 6, begin SBMOB until the 6 finishes his BOMBS.

    Mosey to the Magnolia Rugby Pitch. The M & I actually had a 18 month engagement since my brother was deployed to Afghanistan. Since she has worn her engagement ring for 11 years, let’s do some 11’s to celebrate “kicking off” our life together.

    Perform an 11 w/ Merkins and Monkey Humpers running across the pitch in between.
    If/when you finish before the Q, get in some wife pleasers.

    Mosey back to the Flag for COT and BBOM.
    Thank you for celebrating my anniversary about a month late.

  • The Murph Recovery Run – from Baywatch

    4 PAX gathered in the gloom for run to stretch sore muscles from the Murph Challenge.

    Started with the normal pleasantries and proceeded with the normal route down Roosevelt towards Bayou St. John. 20 minutes out and 20 minutes back with a catch: 10 burpees at 10 minute mark; 20 up downs at 20 minute mark; 30 corkscrews at 30 minute mark; and 40 leg raises at flag at 40 minute mark. Finished it off with 2 minutes of LBCs.

    #Kuch #Catfish #BackedUp #Baywatch

  • Young Bloods @ the Renny – from Catfish

    Nice cool morning at the Renny with 9 PAX. Started in front of the museum facing the bacin with Abe Vigodas, Grass Grabbers, SSH, and 8-counts.

    Moved to fountain for some right leg power-ups, dips, left leg power-ups, and derkins. Got on faces for Peter Parkers and J-Los.

    Grabbed a round of 11s with jump squats and bonnie blairs (2 is 1), going from the fountain and bunny hopping up the museum steps. Then grabbed some nickels and dimes – one-minute rounds of 5 burpees, 10 hand-release merkins, SSH to finish the minute).

    Moseyed to the field for burpee suicides. Did four tree lengths with 5 burpees at the starting line, then concluded with 10 burpees.

    Back of museum for 5 rounds of Sunday Mornings (5 overhead claps in people’s chair, 10 donkey kicks, one balls-to-wall press).

    CoT, coffeeteria @ PJs. Well done PAX, and welcome to our FNGs HokieMon and King Prawn.

  • Swole Fest Season a-coming – from Thumb War

    Warmup

    Arm circles front IC x 10
    Arm Circles back IC x 10
    Mountain Climbers IC x 15
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Self love IC x 10
    grass grabbers IC x 10
    SSH x 15

    Big Thang DIEGO with playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/55D15Y3SdrOaTuiOxVFaeN?si=oyoNW8GKQEOLu2G8-t9cHQ

    Partner Up – P1 Run to the bridge, while P2 starts
    100 overhead presses
    150 chest presses
    200 LBC (no block)
    250 Block Curls
    300 Squats with block

    Pax finished in about 20 mins

    Alternating Step ups – 10 each side total of 20

    30 calf raises on the parking lot bumpers

    1 Ring of Fire with push ups and planks

    Still had time to kill so at Kuch’s suggestion, Pax
    jogged to Foundry for a Quarter Murph

    Circled up Mary:
    Freddy Mercurys IC
    Hello Dollys 10 IC
    Dealer’s choice Catfish Leg Raises 15 IC

    COT where we named FNG Brown Out.

    Enjoyed leading on this beautiful cool morning in City Park!

  • Acronyms, Blockees and Bears Oh My! – from Fracsac

    10 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted to Swolefest wondering what awesomeness YHC had in store. With each Pax possessing a coupon, a shovel flag planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    GG IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings with AC, SC, OHC, MNC all IC x 15 (dancing during Moroccan NC)
    Self Love to shake it all off

    Mosey to the parking lot with a little extra room for a real #CrowdPleaser

    COP 1 – Block Webbs!
    1 Merkin on Coupon, followed by 2 block presses
    2 merkins, 4 block presses, so forth and so on until 10 merkins and 20 block presses.

    COP 2: BOMBS (OYO)
    Blockees x 10 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Run across the street to the cones and bear crawl the 20 yard course, run back.
    Overhead presses x 20
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins on the coupon x 30
    Bear Crawl course
    Bicep Curls x 40
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 50
    Bear Crawl course

    COP 3 – BLIMPS
    Blockees x 5 (Manmaker, aka burpee with a block)
    Bear Crawl course
    Lunges x 10 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Imperial Walkers x 15 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Merkins x 20 w/o coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Plank Jacks x 25 on Coupon
    Bear Crawl course
    Squats x 30 with Coupon
    Bear Crawl course

    All finished and then completed a 1 minute plank

    COT

    NMM

    -YHC saw an opening at Swolefest and took the Q! What a great group of Pax! Sign up and bring some heat! YHC brought some simple stuff, yet none of it was easy!
    -It’s great to travel to various AO’s and see other Pax! We even had a surprise visit from Pop Tart while out moseying with the dog. He stopped for some merkins and then disappeared into the gloom….
    -Coffeteria at the newly reopened PJ’s on Metry Road with Pax from the View.

    Thanks for the opportunity to be a part of this awesome brotherhood!