F3 New Orleans

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  • Double-Nickel Training Begins – from Hawgcycle

    I’m not sure if you have heard, but the inaugural double-nickel is happening in August. This brain child of F3 NOLA’s own, Rudy Tootie Fresh and Fruity is soon to become to 55 year old men what Bar Mitzvahs, Quinceaneras and Debutante Balls are to the youth of the world.
    The excitement for the double-nickel has been palpable the past few weeks as we have all eagerly awaited the official start of our training regiment. There was a soft opening on Monday with some strength training, but it got real on Tuesday with the start of our training runs.

    Rev Sox and I decided to bring back the Parten Patrol, the Tuesday morning run from YHC’s house to The Stomp (3.5 miles). We posted our Launch time and received three commitments to join us. Kuch, planned to drive to my house, Rudy would meet us as we passed his street and we would meet Tool in the middle as he started toward us from his house.

    Rev Sox and I, dressed in our Tuesday attire, stepped off at precisely 0453. Kuch was nowhere to be found. We later learned that he got lost on the way when an Ambulance passed by and he instinctively ran after it.

    When we passed Rudy’s street, Rudy was not there. I called him immediately.

    Rudy: Who is this?

    YHC: Who do you think it is? Where are you?

    Rudy: Oh. Good morning Hawg. I’m in an Ambulance on my way to Ochsner. I’ve been coughing up blood all night. I was still planning on running with you all. I got to the meeting spot a little early, but Noelle called 911. The ambulance picked me up on Metairie Road. I was too weak to fight them off.

    YHC: How are you going to finish the double nickel if you can’t fight off a couple of paramedics?

    Rudy: I know. I have a long way to go. What is that?!?

    YHC: Huh?

    Rudy: Some guy in a tank top is chasing us. I have to go. The smaller lady paramedic is giving me the stink eye. I’ll see if I can escape at the next stop and join y’all. If not can you take the Q?

    YHC: Lady Paramedics?

    Rudy: …Dial Tone

    I informed Rev about the tickle in Rudy’s throat and we proceeded toward the Stomp, eagerly anticipating our rendezvous with Tool. We were expecting to meet him a little sooner than we did, but at least Tool didn’t let us down like the others. We met him about 3 feet from the start of the Stomp.

    I took the Q and with my Bachelor of Science in Mathematics I was able to easily divide 45 minutes evenly, instructing the Pax to run out 22 minutes and 30 seconds and then come back at the same exact speed. This saves us from having to do five minutes of Mary at the end of a running workout, like we often have to do when someone with a lesser understanding of mathematics leads.

  • Primarily Chest – from Mahatma

    Short Disclaimer

    Mosey to the Dark track

    Warm up
    SS
    Side Lunge
    AbVagoda
    Mnt Man Pooper
    Mnt Climbers
    Febreeze

    Line up along the width of the pad:
    2-6-10
    Bear crawl out 5 yards 2 – 2 double unders 2 merkins 2 plank jack then 5 yrd bear crawl then 6 of each another 10 yrds then 10 of each – plank for the 6

    Now

    14
    13 double under 1 merkin
    12 double under 2 merkin
    Continue until # swap
    30 second “pause” at 7 and finish YHC modified the merkins from knees – this was the 2nd time YHC attempted and it was no easier then the 1st.

    1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 7 Burpee 1 V ups
    Run to opposite side of field
    7 v ups and 1 burpee
    then back across again to the starting side now 6 burpee and 2 V ups
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Circle up for ring of 63 merkins

    Mary:
    Gas Pumpers
    Leg Lifts
    Star
    High Plank with Merkins built in 1:30

    Short stretch then finish 10 burpees in 1 minutes (EZ).

    Head back to the flag

    COT

  • Murph Training II with a Triple Double – from Hokie

    It is important to remember The Murph Challenge is more than just a workout. It is a tradition that helps push us, humble us, and allows us the opportunity to dedicate a bit of pain and sweat to honor LT. Michael P. Murphy (SEAL), a man who sacrificed everything he had for our freedom. Join us this year as we continue to help keep his legacy alive through The Murph Challenge with F3 NOLA.

    After a long intro and a short warm up we started

    Round 1 – 2 minutes
    1 pull up
    2 push ups
    3 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 2 – 2 minutes
    2 pull ups
    4 push ups
    6 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 3 – 2 minutes
    3 pull up
    6 push ups
    9 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 4 – 2 minutes
    4 pull up
    8 push ups
    12 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 5
    5 pull up
    10 push ups
    15 squats
    REST for remainder of two minutes

    Round 6
    Two minutes of “Bernie/ Quaddrapheilia” on the levee

    Rounds 7-12
    Rinse & Repeat

    Rounds 13-18
    Rinse & Repeat Except close with 4 minutes of quadraphellia!

    Thanks to Mahatma for bringing the tunes!

    Thanks to Triple for a DOUBLE FNG Day!!!

    Welcome Dr. Doolittle (Daniel Lagarde 37)and Cintas (Mike Reynolds 61)

  • Something Old, Something New – from Fast Tax

    8 PAX were in attendance this morning as YHC made his first ever trek to The Foundry. After the usual disclaimer, we moseyed a ways and began our warmup, albeit with a slightly smaller group as 2 PAX modified the entire workout into a run.

    Warmups:
    SSH
    Grass Grabbers
    Hairy Rockettes
    Crab Merkin-Plank

    Sufficiently warmed we headed to the track for a lap of Catch Me If You Can.
    PAX partner up. Partner 1 performs 5 burpees and then sprints to catch the Partner 2, who has been running backwards. Partner 2 now does 5 burpees while partner 1 runs backwards. The cycle continued until we finished a lap with YHC switching from burpees to 10 Merkins, and then to 5 absolutions.

    The next event, Triple Check, was new to YHC and admittedly, could use a tweak or two.
    Triple Check: Teams of three. First man in a peoples chair, second man in front of him in plank, third man sprints 50 yards and back, rinse and repeat two more times.

    With legs burning, YHC decided to introduce City Park PAX to Welsh Dragons – a Fast Tax favorite:
    While remaining in plank position, PAX bear crawl forward 5 steps, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder-tap (2 is 1). Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each 5 yds – bear crawl forward 5 yds, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of shoulder-taps… etc. We continued until we got to 12 reps each (about 50 yds), which is a new Welsh Dragons record! For those who like to keep score, we did ½(n)(n+1) of each… for those who like to keep score but don’t like math, we did 78 merkins, 78 plank jacks, and 78 shoulder taps.

    With 20 minutes to go, YHC called an audible (to himself) and scrapped the rest of his workout plan, electing to teach the Foundry crowd the finer points of BATTLE FRISBURPEE, a Fast Tax creation that the Pontiff PAX know and love.

    Team 1: Scooter, Breadsticks, and Kuch
    Team 2: Snooze, Screw Top, and Fast Tax

    After a recitation of the rules for those PAX who were new to the game, i.e. all of them, we commenced. The battle was intense, in part because there was a lot more running with only 3 people per team. In the end, it was a decisive victory for Team 1, winning it 3-0.

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.

    Thanks for the fellowship and the chance to lead at The Foundry!

    SYITG

  • Cub, Cub, Bear! – from Baywatch

    It was a blustery morning after a stormy night but 9 PAX made the trek to City Park. After the normal pleasantries, we moseyed to the track for a warmup:

    25 SSH
    20 Hillbillies
    15 Peter Parker’s
    15 Parker Peters
    12 Grass Grabbers

    Next, we moseyed to the Foundry for
    a quarter Murph. After all had finished, we ran over to the playground near the picnic pavilion for a new game called Cub Cub Bear. Heard of Duck, Duck, Goose? Well, this is similar, just with bear crawls. We circled up around the play ground with a plank as the static position instead of standing. As one person bear crawls around they tap each person saying cub or bear. If you get tagged as bear you must do 2 merkins then try and catch the other person while both bear crawl. The circle ended up being a little too large but the game was still fun. After everyone had been tagged, we moseyed over to the back of the art museum.

    Some of the PAX had never been to a Renaissance beatdown so I introduced them to Sunday Mornings. After several rounds we headed back to the flag for some Mary and COT. It’s always a pleasure leading you, brothers.

  • The 210 Stomp – from Rudy

    Its Twos-Day, 2/22/2022. As promised, a new route led to an easter egg on the Strava map (yes, a 2 mile out-and-back that formed a 2). And what better way to celebrate than by running in my tutu… Thanks High Rise for pacing and pushing me!

    And congrats to the Half Marathoners (Snooze, Kuch, Saban) who have really been pushing themselves through the Run Cajun Run!

     

  • The Track Can Be Fun Too – from Mama’s Pride

    With RCR in full swing, a few pax arrived early and ready to hit the ground running, pun intended.

    The group started out with a typical warm up of some SSH, Grass Grabbers, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, and Arm Circles. To keep gaining miles, we added 2 “Forks” to the warmup, which includes a run around the track where each pax sprints for the 100 m stretches and slowly jogs the turns.

    After the warm up, the group engaged in a crowd favorite – Mama’s Pride’s Ladder consisting of Merkins, Jump Squats, BBSUs, Commando Planks, and Kick Throughs. After each cycle, Pax rand 400m and performed 5 burpees. The workouts started with 15 reps of each exercise and added 5 reps after each run around the track.

    After 20 minutes, the group ran another lap and performed another Fork before finishing up with a friendly game of Ultimate Football.

    The pre-run group hit just at 4 miles, except for Saban, who decided he needed to run more because he’s Saban. Overall, it was as pleasant as it sounds.

  • No Asses in the Grasses – from Baywatch

    It was a nice, balmy morning at the lakefront as 10 PAX gathered for a beatdown. The pre-run Lakeview crew arrived with a minute to spare, including Breadsticks who was apparently worried that YHC had wet and grassy ideas. After disclosures were given, we moseyed around the fountain and over to the waterfront for a warmup as I assured the PAX grass wasn’t on the menu today.

    30 SSH IC
    25 Hillbillies IC
    15 Arm circles IC F/B
    15 overhead claps IC
    15 seal claps IC
    15 concrete grabbers IC (had to make sure grass was avoided)

    Next, we moseyed down to the bridge. All the Pax lined up facing the water at the top of the incline. While one PAX ran across the bridge and back, everyone else did decline merkins or flutter kicks. We rotated each round between merkins and flutter kicks.

    After 6 rounds we moseyed over the bridge and a little further down the water front. We then did a 10 light pole doozy. We did 5 burpees at each light pole while alternating between bear crawls and jogging to the poles. So, we bear crawled to light pole 1, did 5 burpees, ran to light pole 2, did 5 burpees and so forth until we reached light pole 10 and completed 50 burpees.

    Next, we moseyed back to the bridge for 4 more rounds of alternating merkins (inclined this time) and flutter kicks. Then it was back to the warmup spot for 25 step-ups, 20 shoulder taps, 15 dips, 10 squats, and 5 8-count bodybuilders.

    To close it out, we did 20 dying cockroaches, 20 wife pleasers, and 20 leg raises. Then back to the flag for CoT.

  • MLK – from Backed up

    Today we celebrated Martin Luther King Jr.’s life and intense, arduous civil rights struggle.
    For warm-ups:
    15 Side Straddle Hops to commemorate his Jan. 15th Birthday
    9 Abe Vigodas to represent him skipping 9th grade
    12 arm circles (12 front/12 back) to represent him skipping the 12th grade
    15 Mountain Climbers to represent how old he was when he entered college at Moorehouse
    30 Burpees to represent the 30 times he was imprisoned.

    For the workout Part 1:
    55 Kettlebell Swings to represent the year 1955 when he earned his doctorate in systematic theology from Boston University.
    63 Step-ups represent the year 1963, the year he gave his famous I have a Dream Speech in Washington DC
    68 Lunges to remember the year 1968 he was assassinated in Memphis
    83 Plank jacks to represent the year Ronald Regan made MLK Day an official federal holiday.

    For the workout Part 2:
    While listening to the entirety of his “I have a Dream” speech, we did a Diego. Partners took turns running a short loop and doing the following exercises.
    100 Merkins
    150 Overhead Presses
    200 LBCs
    250 Block Curls
    300 Squats

    Those present:
    Backed Up (Q)
    Bread Sticks
    Kuch
    Saban

  • Bringing Heavy to Wisner – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Each pax chose a weight ranging from 25 lbs to 60 lbs, including ruck sacks, weighted vests, sandbags, etc. – carried throughout beatdown in double time across the mountain and back stopping at various intervals for 3 exercises.

    Black Jack 21s (21 reps apiece)

    Light
    -merkin
    -prisoner kneel
    -flutter kick 2is1

    Base 1
    -burpees
    -lunges 2is1
    -sit-ups

    Middle 1
    -donkey kicks
    -imperial squat walkers (4ct)
    -incline wife pleasers

    Base 2
    -alternating toe taps 2is1
    -Bobby Hurley
    -box cutters 1is1

    Middle 2
    -plank ups (4 ct)
    -bob & weave
    -v ups

    Base 2
    -shoulder tap 2is1
    -low slow squat with weight
    -on back alternating toe taps

    Light (did not complete)
    -Nolan Ryan
    -side squat with weight
    -hello dolly

    Extra: Mary

    COT and reminder of F3 Mission