A Pax if 10 showed up for a seriously non cardio workout. Pretty simple really. Make it as tough as you like. An 8 exercise set of 60 sec work 30 sec Rest Repeated 4 x. Commence with brief 20x IC TT/TTwists/Cherry pickers. Then first round MC by Tabata app broadcast to Bluetooth speakers. CCB Coupons for Curls Squats Presses Rows. You (1/2 the PAC )pick the intensity for 60 sec each. The other half did core tension Table tops. Bridges. Pilates crunches and 100.
The App maximizes the flow. Doesn’t sound too rigorous but the lack of mumble chatter says otherwise. The last 2 minutes filled with SSH in cadence. 40 reps worth. Namearamma and much appreciated 72nd B Day/5 yr F3 Anniversary wishes and Brownie with candle. COT. Thanks guys for my Life Health and Strength
Tag: Fletch
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Jump & Jive(talk) at the A1C – from Einstein
Nice and cool at the A1C with temps in the 40s. Planet Venus blazing away in the southern sky.
after some chit-chat and a short disclaimer we got to it…
Warmup:
all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Shoulder Rolls, High Knees, Arm Circles,
Thumb Drives, Butt Kicks, Hi Jack Hi Jills, Imperial Walkers, Neck Rolls, maybe some more…Thang:
To the ramp for side shuffles down and lunge walk backwards halfway up – then sprint up the remainder, repeat facing opposite direction on the 2nd shuffleThen using the parking lot stripes for a squat at each stripe and 20 push-ups at each of the four corners of the parking lot,
varying the push-up technique with pike push-ups, dive bomber push-ups, 3 point push-ups, and bird-wing antagonist-type push-up.Then for the second round – starjack jump at each stripe, and core exercises at each of the four corners of the parking lot,
including 20 hip rolls, 20 double crunches, 20 v-ups, and 20 scuba steves for the antagonist.While “on the stripes,” we vintage pax had a significant/topical conversation about heros from our era; Rocky & Bullwinkle vs Boris Badenov & Natasha Fatale…
Dudley Do-Right vs. Snidely Whiplash, Get Smart and Agent 99 vs. Chaos…and it so happens that Fletch can do a spot on imitation of Dudley Do-Right of the Canadian MountiesCount-o-rama
Moby led us out with a prayer.
Thanks guys. Always good to start the day with you chaps.
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Hogs Breath Last Stand – from Hogs Breath
This was YHC last Q before I left out for a six month deployment. YHC meant to give a much more advance notice, but alas I didn’t send out a slack notification till Sunday night at about 5:30pm. So I was not expecting a decent turnout as I pulled into Heritage park [The 007] at 5:20am Monday. However, I was pleasantly shocked as I saw a gaggle of Northshore and Southshore pax already waiting on me!
As I planted the shovel-flag I welcomed everyone and explained the 007 got it’s name from “Live and Let Die” James Bond movie, which had a boat chase filmed on adjacent Bayou Bonfouca.Disclaimer: Given
Warm Up
We began right off the back with a “Waterfalls Tunderstruck” all the pax formed a circle of pain around the shovel-flag and began SSH of Imperial Walkers. YHC turned on AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” and upon the first ‘thunder’ began to do burpee’s. Once the next ‘thunder’ was sung the pax to the right began burpee’s. This repeated in a waterfall fashion. Unfortunately Fletch, Einstein, and Pass Interference all got stuck doing burpee’s during the long instrumental breaks!
To stretch our backs out we then did 8 IC Abe VigodaThe Thang
Mosey to the coupons,
We then did a coupon exercise completely made up on the spot! A row, a curl, an overhead press, then a squat for 1 rep. We then did 8, despite Hokie claiming that YHC had “pissed someone off….”
Then mosey with our coupons to the playground, where we did 8 of the above ‘crazy eight’ then 8 pull-ups. YHC said to do 3 rounds of this, but got a little over-zealous and lost count, so YHC alone did an extra set of pull ups.Then we did a coupon walk to show off all the 007 has to offer. We walked along the water’s edge to the West towards Palmettos restaurant. YHC said upon every bench we would do 3 weighted step-ups. And at every “cleat” we would do 3 squats. But no-one spoke nautical so we didn’t understand what dock cleats were… and there are no actual dock cleats instead boats are expected to moor up directly to the pylons. So YHC would just randomly call out squats at various landmarks, whether it be a BBQ grill, a light post, a corner of the sidewalk. The walk provided for lots of mumblechatter and for Murdock to get to know many of the other paxs.
Upon the round-trip coupon walk, we dropped the coupons back to their resting place.
With only 5 mins left, we normally would preform some Mary. However, wanting to showcase the AO, YHC had everyone preform a series of bearcrawls / backward runs around the circular sidewalk in front of the amphitheater. The benches would be the marker for the bearcrawl or the backward run.
Completed at the shovelflagEnded with COT and Coffeteria at Starbucks.
Gentlemen, it has been a true honor to beat myself down with y’all. This is an amazing organization which I will truly miss for the next six months. Y’all have kept my sanity during these last few years. All the way to Coffeteria where I received numerous offers to help out my family while I’m away, I am humbled it be amongst the shadows of such great men!
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Party Gras (Don’t mind the date) – from Russo
The radar this morning did not look promising, so YHC was pleasantly surprised to see JV, Fletch, and Cowbell brave the showers and join me for Granny’s Party Gras ™, 2022 edition, even if it was postponed 2 weeks and scaled back.
Never one to let a moderately adequate planned Q go to waste, the plan was to base the beatdown around everyone’s favorite floating holiday in this area (unless you’re a bigger President’s day, Labor Day, Flag day, or Thanksgiving fan).
WARMUP (all IC, 10x – 20x)
Sealjacks
Good mornings
Arm circles
Windmills
Self love
Imperial walkersTHANG
Trivia, then corresponding exercise (with column slaloms intermittently disbursed between questions)How many official colors of Mardi Gras? 3
– Suicide – 3 merkins at each columnWhat year was the first known Mardi Gras parade? 1837
– 18 burpees, 37 lungesWhat year were floats introduced? 1857
– 18 merkins, 57 squatsWhen does Mardi Gras season start? King’s day, January 6, or 1-6 (correct answer from Fletch!)
– 16 SMCsHow many floats were in this year’s Thoth parade? 41
– 41 plankjacksWhat float number was I on? 31
– 31 monkey humpersHow many scheduled parades (riding, walking, dog) were in and around the New Orleans area this year? 71
– 71 high knees (2 is 1)How many all-female Krewes are there? 8 (Nefertiti, Cleopatra, Eve, Femme Fatale, Nyx, Muses, Selene, Iris)
– 8 8 count body buildersTabata (40 seconds AMRAP, 20 seconds rest)
– Crab cakes
– LBCs
– Wife pleasers
– Peter Parker’s
– Apollo Ohnos
– Crunchy Frogs
– Butt kicks
– American Hammers– 90 second plank
COT, Name-o-Rama, announcements (Nehemiah project’s Endurathon this weekend, see/contact Hammer for more info) and prayer closed us out.
Thanks for joining/reading. You guys make it easier to get up before 5 with the threat of showers looming and push myself to get better.
SYITG
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A1C is the Hexadecimal Equivalent of 2588 – from Einstein
…and it just happens to be how old I felt after laying out for a few months.
after some chit-chat and a short disclaimer we got to it…
Warmup:
all 20xIC: Toe Touch, Side Straddle Hops, Shoulder Rolls, High Knees, Arm Circles,
Thumb Drives, Butt Kicks, Hi Jack Hi Jills, Neck Rolls, Smurf Jacks, maybe some more…Thang:
Standard playday with core exercises at the four corners
and using the parking lot stripes as a template:loop 1:lunge walk forward two stripes, lunge walk backward 1 stripe, repeat, traversing the upper deck
loop 2:deep squat at every parking space, with a four count bounce
loop 3:merkin at every parking spaceCount-o-rama
Russo led us out with prayer.
Thanks guys. Always extremely decent of you letting me lead.
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Kill 2 Birds With 1 Backblast – from Steve
That’s right, YHC is incredibly lazy and, were it not for this group of upstanding men, I can only imagine how much lazier I might be. Not only is this a few days late, but we’re also gonna just roll Tuesday and Wednesday’s beatdowns into one BB.
First up, Granny’s, 3/1 – Mardi Gras Tuesday.
Russo was gonna throw us a party, but ended up unable to Q so YHC stepped in with a not-nearly-as-clever (and certainly not nearly as fun) beatdown. It was almost a solo outing (Shooter unfortunately experienced this the day before at the Marsh), had our new ultra runner not shown up. I had been scratching off names of all the out-of-town pax (no Waterpik, no Zoolander, no JV…), letting myself dream about potentially getting back to bed, when Cowbell rolled in. We wearily (and warily) eyed each other (“Are we really gonna do this?”) and then got down to it before either of us could back out. Usual warmorama, then into a tough ladder:
10 burpees, mosey up the stairs and back, then 10 burpees, 20 freak nasties, mosey up the stairs in back. You get the idea. The full ladder would look like:
10 burpees
20 freak nasties
30 merkins
40 mountain climbers
50 big boys
60 squats
70 ssh’s
80 IW’s
90 Apollo Ohno’s
100 LBCsWe only made it through 7 rounds because anything that consistently begins with 10 burpees is gonna eventually slow down. COT, nameorama, YHC prayed us out and we went on our way.
Gipper, 3/2
Again, usual warmorama and then a quick set of 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 LBCs. Lap around the train depot so everyone knew the route, then started a partner, cinderblock routine. P1 laps the depot while P2 starts on the following exercises:
Squirrels (curls + squats)
Chest presses
Windshield Wipers
Alpos
Squat Thrusters
Kettlebell swingsAnd then I believe it was nearing time, so we did another 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 lbcs before returning the blocks and circling up for COT. Jose prayed us out, with gratefulness for this group and for these men. YHC seconds that – thanks for the opportunity to lead and get better with you gents.
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Challenge accepted and completed BBQ!! – from Shooter
It was nice to get back out in the Gloom with my brethren a little further toward the North.. Plan initially was to Q the Gipper this week, but with a change to YHC plans Bubba graciously stepped up and covered, so seeing the Q sheet open for the A1c I simply shifted days.. Knowing the location in Covington always has coupons, I planned the beatdown with that in mind… From past backblasts post I knew to grab 4 coupons and that should be good as my interest were to partner up and share the coupons for today’s challenge.. PAX quickly swelled to 6 after my arrival at the 2nd level with Moby, Sonny and Jose 10k awaiting. I intended on heading to the top, but the softies of Covington like to meet under the covered portion when there is a little sprinkle 🌧 🥶! Just kidding of course because if it’s not necessary to get wet in low 50 degree weather than why should we… As for the other challenge of getting this BB completed, top this BBQ 2 hours following the beatdown.. “Anything you can do, I can do better!” 😬
Warmup
20IC SSH, Cherry Pickers
10IC Windmills, Grass grabbers
20IC Hillbillies, Imperial walkers, Butt kicksThang
Partnered up utilizing each of the 2 garage lanes. 3 stationsFirst round
25, 50 and 10025 Man Makers with the coupon each partner completed there own rep count.
P1 did called exercise while P2 Sprinted out and then returned back pedaling.50 Squat Thrusters
P1 did called exercise while P2 Carioca down and back.
100 Curls for the girls
P1 did called exercise while P2 Back pedaled up the incline ramp then sprinted down..Each group cycled through all.
Second round (cut short on time only completed 2 stations) however BBQ did grab a rep after it was called on the alternating block Merkin..
25, 50 and 7525 Alternating block Merkins.
P1 called exercise while P2 Bear crawled 2 parking spaces, bunny hopped 2 parking spaces and crab walked 2 parking spaces. R/R
Moseyed back.50 Kettle bell swings
P1 called exercise while P2 lunge walked 2 parking spaces sprint 2. R/R down the parking garage and Mosey back.75 Tricep extensions
P1 called exercise while P2 Bunny hopped 4 parking spaces and Bear Crawled 4 parking spaces returned with a Mosey…Ran short of time to cycle all groups through the 2nd round..
Count, announce, COT with Moby taking us out!!!
👏🏼👏🏼 To getting in the work gentlemen and until the next Gloom 👍🏼👊🏼✌🏼!!!