F3 New Orleans

Tag: Fryin’ Pan from SC & Glitter Balls

  • What are the Knotters Doing? – from Charmin

    Warm-Up:
    The PAX gathered under the celestial canopy, eager for what awaited them in this divine workout. The QIC, filled with the spirit of fitness, kicked off the morning with a rousing pre-workout count-off that included Mambi coming in hot!

    The Thang:
    As the PAX embraced the Gloom, they embarked on a celestial journey of rucking and running and an apparently religious KnOT, fueled by the spirit of fellowship and sweat. While the Runners and Ruckers did their tasks, Scantron, inspired by some heavenly wisdom, led the knotters through a Catholic-inspired workout that left everyone questioning whether their abs had just received a blessing or a beating.

    The workout included:

    Hail Mary Half Mile:
    KnOTers circled the AO, reciting Hail Mary prayers with every step. The divine combination of cardio and prayer left the PAX feeling both uplifted and breathless.

    Confessional Crawl:
    The PAX, crawled through the sacred space, confessing their sins to the gloom above. Each confession was accompanied by a set of merkins, absolving the PAX of their earthly burdens.

    Rosary Ruck:
    PAX formed a circle, each carrying a symbolic “rosary” ruck, and took turns leading prayers while others performed lunges or squats. The beads might have been imaginary, but the burn was very real.

    Penance Plank Parade:
    The knotters formed a line, holding a plank position while confessing their workout sins. Each PAX member had to perform a penance exercise chosen by the brother to their left. It was a true test of strength, both physical and spiritual.

    Cooldown:
    After enduring the divine wrath of Scantron’s creative workout, the PAX cooled down with stretches and reflections on the spiritual journey they had just undertaken. The knotters finally rejoined the runners and ruckers and YHC closed the session with a prayer of gratitude for the strength to face the Gloom together.

    COT:
    The Circle of Trust echoed with words of encouragement, gratitude, and perhaps a few groans of sore muscles. The knotters lifted each other up, thankful for the fellowship forged in the crucible of the workout. As the sun began to pierce through the morning mist, the PAX departed, ready to face the day with the divine soreness that only an F3 workout can provide.

  • Ruck and Run – from Kenna Brah

    Runners Ran and Ruckers Rucked

  • Ruck and Run – from Kenna Brah

    Runners Ran and Ruckers Rucked

  • Hidden Messages – from Glitter Balls

    I smashed my finger in the drawer last night getting my clothes ready for today’s beatdown so we were already off to a great start.

    In the notes for this one I titled it “Gregorian Chant Music Mondays” as a deliberate feint – but it was still an eclectic playlist, although curated for a specific message:

    Tabata, 8 rounds x3 – 1:10 up, 0:25 recovery.

    Skullcrushers
    Overhead Press
    Curls
    Rows
    Lunge Twist
    Squats
    Block Merkins
    Flutter Kicks

    The Playlist:

    Falling Away From Me – Korn
    Old Town Road – Lil Nas X
    … Ready For It? – Taylor Swift
    Tonight, Tonight – The Smashing Pumpkins
    You’re Welcome – Dwayne Johnson (Moana Soundtrack)

    You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette
    Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears
    Anti-Hero – Taylor Swift
    Remember the Name – Fort Minor
    Supermassive Black Hole – Muse

    Only Girl (In The World) – Rihanna
    Let Me Find Out Part 1 – 5th Ward Weebie
    Down – 311

    Altogether the first letter of the titles is “FORTY YEARS OLD” – a day premature but it was fun making this real hit or miss playlist and getting it to fit the timeframe.

    COT

    FNG naming – welcome Conspiracy!

  • We’re Conveniently Located Near Alabama – from Glitter Balls

    5th or July, 5th week of GB Q’ing The Foundry, coincidence? Follow the numbers, trust no one.

    Another conspiracy that the astute Foundry regular may notice, we’re being invaded by F3 Birmingham. Last week we had Upchuck, this week we had Bullseye. Who will we see from Alabama next week? Stay tuned.

    Started with some SSH, Mountain Climbers, Windmills, Hillbillies and a mosey towards the Children’s Museum with some bear crawls and crab walks for good measure.

    In the outdoor AC of the Museum we did 50 LBCs, 25 Merkins, 50 Squats. Mosey to the Foundry for some dora. Run to the track and back for timer with Pull-ups/Inverted Rows and Step Ups, 3 times.

    Mosey towards NOMA, then back around to Roosevelt Mall with stops for Richard Simmons’s (reaching plank-jacks), V-Ups, Karaoke, Dips, Incline Merkins, Decline Merkins, Box Jumps, Dry Docks, Wife Pleasers, Slow Peter Parker’s, Dips and a run back to the flag for COT.

  • An Uninteresting Stat – from Glitter Balls

    So, we’re on week 4 of GB’s Foundry monopoly, and we’re loving it.

    Actually, Goose had the Q on the sheet but I think that was a misclick because Goose was nowhere to be found and none of us are sure who Goose is.

    Anywho, it was humid as all get out and we had Upchuck from Birmingham with us, so let’s go see some of the park.

    Mosey towards NOMA that ended at the bridge by the sculpture garden for 5 burpees OYO, then a quick warmup at the sculpture garden and contemplation of the opening piece:

    20 SSH, 10 Windmills, 20 IWs, 10 Count of Self Love.

    Mosey to the Great Lawn. Some stretch from one side to the other of Lunges, Bear Crawls, Crab Walks, Lunges, 5 Burpees OYO, a 10 count and run it back.

    Mosey to the little Foundry for Dips, Squats, Decline Merkins and Pull-ups, then a quick hop to the Children’s Museum for some core work:

    LBCs, Levels, Right Leg V-Ups, American Hammer, Left Leg V-Ups, Box Cutters, Flutter Kicks.

    Mosey back to the flag.

    COT.

  • The One Where Everybody Has Fun – from Glitter Balls

    It wasn’t hot but the humidity was awful, so we brave 5 set out to make the most of it. I promised/threatened I’d continue to Q The Foundry until someone else did so, being a man of my word, we began.

    Warmup was a mosey to the NOMA bacon/chicken statue. We debated the artist’s intent behind the piece as we did a quick 25 SHH, 10 count arm circles (forward/reverse), and some def love. I think we landed on it looking like a chicken, made out of bacon.

    First leg, bear crawl around said chicken-bacon statue, bunny hop up and down NOMA steps ending in 20 Merkins, repeat the process for 50 squats and 50 dips.

    Mosey towards the Foundry, stopping for 10 Superman + Lat Pulls, mosey, 10 reaching plank-jacks (Jesus Juice then names these Richard Simmons’ – it is decided), mosey, 5 high-knee burpees, mosey to Foundry.

    At the Foundry, Modified Murph (25/50/75)

    Mosey back to flag with stops for 20 Right Leg V-Ups, 20 Left Leg V-Ups, 25 wife pleasers, 25 LBCs, Levels, 10 Doctor W’s, 5 High Knee Burpees, sprint to flag.

    CoT.

    520/44:45

  • Just Making It Up As I Go – from Glitter Balls

    Victory loves preparation – there was little preparation but perhaps victory only sort of likes preparation as a friend in this case of The Foundry.

    3 PAX for this Flag Day. Let’s dive in.

    Warmup:

    YHC was still a bit groggy so we took a nice mosey to NOMA to kick it off and jumped into

    20 SSH
    10 Windmill
    10 Grass Grabbers
    1 Bear Crawl around the circle
    5 High-Knee Burpees (a Flag Day gift from YHC to Fracsac)

    Thang:

    Bunny Hop up and down NOMA steps as timer while PAX perform:

    Dips
    Squats
    LBCs

    Mosey to Foundry stopping every 45 seconds for:

    5 High-Knee Burpees
    10 Lat Pull Superman
    10 Reaching Plank Jacks

    Foundry:

    5 High-Knee Burpees
    Quarter Murph (substitute pull-ups for inverted rows as needed).

    Mosey back to Flag stopping when YHC felt it-

    20 Right Leg V-Ups
    20 Left Leg V-Ups

    75 reps for Mary for June 16, 1775 the day the Continental Congress approved the US Flag and established the Continental Army-

    25 Penguins
    25 Plank Jacks
    25 Flutter Kicks

    COT.

    STAY HYDRATED!

  • Thanks, I Hate It – from Glitter Balls

    YHC decided to try some new things today, and some twists on popular and beloved exercises – let’s see how the crowd felt about that.

    Warm up:
    SSH
    Hill Billies
    IWs
    Grass Grabbers
    Arm Circles
    5 8-Count Bodybuilders

    Thang:

    Starting at the top of Roosevelt Mall, exercise, run 2 benches down, repeat. Exercises were-
    Lateral Bear Crawl
    Forward/Reverse Bear Crawl
    Decline Merkins
    Freddie Mercuries
    Superman w/ Lat Pull
    Plank Jack Reaches

    Mosey to the Old Foundry:

    4 Stations, 3 Sets at each station, 40 second timer-

    Pull-ups
    Dips
    Squats
    Inverted Rows

    Loop around to other side of Roosevelt Mall to run it back how we started-

    5 6x High Knee Burpees (Burpee, but do 6 high knees between each one)
    Right Side Plank Dips
    Left Side Plank Dips
    Right Leg V-Ups
    Left Leg V-Ups
    Right side NRR
    Left side NRR

    Run it back to flag, plank for a minute.

    COT.

    General consensus was that the High Knee Burpess were bad and not fun, 0/10. Might run them back if Tool calls me “Tim” again though.

    Congrats on our FNG getting his name, Flexolite©!

  • 4×20 on 420 – from Rudy

    Delightful gloom at the lakefront! 8 PAX celebrated 420 day. Thanks to all of the millenials who were able to explain to YHC *why* 420 is now associated with weed. Rest assured, no weed was present at the workout.

    Mosey to the foot of Canal Street for a quick warm up, then lets get to work.

    4×20: Run up/across/down/across. At each corner, 20 reps of an exercise.
    * Hand Release Merkins (Jesus Juice notes that “4 sets didn’t sound so hard when we started”)
    * Big Boy SitUps (High Rise wants Crunches. YHC says “Listen to the Q”)
    * Lunges (Glitter Balls rejects the “2 is 1” count, YHC concurs. 1 is 1 it is)
    * Peter Parkers (Kuch – my gosh, the man is a never ending stream of conscience. QUIET PLEASE)

    Head to the top of the levee – 10 burpees OYO.

    4:20 of Quadrophelia

    Off to the house of pain for 1 round (all we had time for)
    * Pull Ups (Ya Mom and Dem casually knocked out about 75 pull ups. Impressive)
    * Step Ups
    * Crunches
    * Up the hill for 5 burpees

    Back to the flag for a last 5 burpees and a few rounds of Mary

    COT, Name-o-Rama. There’s a lot of 39 year olds out here…

    Be on the lookout for the 40th Lake View beer run in the coming months.

    Intentions and a prayer to close out a glorious morning.