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  • Back to Burpees by Popular Demand – from Fracsac

    12 pax at The Uptowner looking to put some work in to improve and get stronger. Weather was a bit humid, but cooler awesome weather is on the horizon! Bogey, Hand Grenada, Left Coast, War Eagle, Mahatma, Hokie, Hobbs, Boo Boo, Triple Shift, Fast Tax, Pass Interference (DR from Atlanta) and YHC got after it at 0530 sharp.

    Disclaimer given, then mosey to the well marked and groomed field.

    Warmup was typical with some bat wings to get the arms ready! Yes, Moroccan Night Club dancing happened!

    The Thang

    Shock and Awe!

    5 SSH IC and 10 burpees OYO
    5 SSH IC and 9 burpees OYO
    Yada yada yada….
    5 SSH IC and 3 burpees OYO
    5 SSH IC and 2 burpees OYO
    5 SSH IC and….duh! 10 burpees OYO!

    Mosey to the goal line
    Bear crawl 20 yards at a time, SSH waiting for the six

    Bear crawl to 20 yard line, Catalina Wine Mixers x 10
    Bear crawl to 40 yard line, LBC x 20
    Bear crawl past midfield to 40 yard line, Merkins x 10
    Bear crawl to 20 yard line, some core exercise
    Bear crawl to goal line, 8 count Body builders x 10
    That’s 100 yards of bear crawls, not too shabby!

    Dirty Mac Duece

    We did 4 rounds of 12 reps of a leg, an arm and a core. Ran a full lap between sets on first, modified to half lap on other 3 to ensure we would finish.

    One minute left, so some West Bank Lazy Boyz!

    Mosey back to the flag

    COT

    NMM

    -War Eagle was upset with YHCs lack of burpees recently. This beat down provided resolution.
    -The Uptowner is sort of a non running AO, but that’s just a guideline and is flexible. The pax didn’t mind. Maybe running meant less burpees, so will have to address that next time. Less running, more burpees….
    -Coffeteria was awesome as always.
    -Pass Interference visiting from Atlanta was great, we always enjoy visitors down range!
    Convergence is tomorrow 0630 City Park to celebrate 7 years in Nola!

    SYITG

  • Old School 610 for World Burpee Day – from Rudy

    12 Runners and 3 Ruckers showed up for a traditional 610 Stomp for World Burpee Day.

    We all know the drill. Traditional route up and back along the bayou. 6 minute run, 10 burpees. Repeat ad nauseum. Finish with your 6th set of burpees back at the real flag (an infrequent sighting at the Stomp these days). OYO Stretching to loosen up the legs.

    15 x 60 burpees: way to go PAX, we contributed 900 burpees to the overall world total!

    Good to see Screwtop back in the gloom. Good reminder to all of us to keep re-EH’ing our friends who may have fallen off the wagon.

  • Copycat – from Rudy

    YHC was devoid of inspiration late Sunday night. The Q was his in the am. He’d just fallen back on his usual (Rock 11s) very recently, and couldn’t risk disappointing RevSox again. Fortunately, Mr. Arkansas unintentionally came to the rescue as he posted his pre-BB. It looked brutal. So… Sounds about right for Rock City.

    Call me a Copycat. I’m ok with that. After clarifying what an “alpo” was, and realizing that would only cause problems at Rock City, YHC modified slightly, and had a game plan. Alas, despite having promised it to a few other Pax (looking at you Frac – thanks for coming anyway), the Yippee Bag was still in the closet waiting to be filled up with treats for another future workout.

    At 5:30, YHC issued the disclaimer, tried to give our FNG some fair warning (thanks, Vagabond, for bringing him out!) and we were off to the rock pile.

    Quick WarmUp. YHC fumbled through the explanations of Peter Parker and Imperial Walker, falling back on “uh, just move this thingy towards that thingy.” I think I actually used the words “appendage”. Scantron seemed to offer necessary clarity to our FNG.

    Grab a Rock. Feel free to go big – once we get to the Tree Field, we won’t be moving.

    The Thang: Rock Pyramid. Once again, YHC struggled mightily with his “words” during the explanation of this. The PAX were not bashful at calling out my multiple verbal fumbles. Thanks for keeping me honest – I can only imagine how I might have responded as a PAX to this kind of mumbo-jumbo I was spouting. But anyway…

    Manmakers, Overhead Presses, Curls, Squats, Rows, BB Situps, Bench Presses were the exercises. Do the pyramid. The one catch: YHC was the timer – x5, then x5/x10, then x5/x10/x15 etc. etc. etc. Everyone else: push yourselves and do as many as you can in the same interval. So we stay together in time, but everyone is going OYO. Makes about as much sense here as I write it as it did while I tried to say it.

    Ample resting to try and recover, intermingled with a few penalty laps for PAX heckling. But we got through it. Must have pushed the PAX because things DEFINITELY got quieter after about 15 mins.

    Bring the rocks back (Rifle Carry as much as possible). Head back for some LBCs, a few burpees. And welcome Triple Shift, who seemed to be joining us after a leisurely walk around the park.

    COT, including naming of our new guy “Water Pistol” (last name was Cannon – Thanks Hand Gernada, for what might go down as the fastest naming ever….) Welcome back Bagpipes – may we see you again soon!

  • Geaux Ruck Training 1.0 – from Fracsac

    5 High Impact Men gathered at the View for a Heavy beat down led by none other than YHC.

    BayWatch , Hokie, Mahatma and YHC donned our rucks and one 60 lb sandbag known affectionately as Sweetness, disclaimers were given, then up the levee we went.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Arm circles IC x 15

    There was confusion as the warmup left my fellow Pax longing for more? No Bat Wings? No Burpees? YHC informed these HIM’s that something far better awaits across the levee.

    Once over the levee the excitement could barely be contained. A single yet heavy 10 foot railroad tie was just resting there, begging to be carried. YHC instructed two Pax to start carrying our special friend, with the rotation as follows:

    Railroad tie
    Railroad tie
    Rest (Carry only ruck sack)
    60 lb sandbag (Sweetness)
    Rinse and Repeat…….

    Once we made it to the staging area, we put our heavy friend away, which was where Tubbs found us.

    It was time for a little catch me if you can. One Pax takes off with Sweetness while other Pax complete an exercise, then catch the sandbag. Rinse and Repeat.

    Ring of Fire –
    Merkins x 10 (5 and 5)
    Catalina Wine Mixers x 5 (3 and 2)

    Mary –
    Crunchy Frogs
    American Hammer
    LBC
    Tin Snips

    On the way back to the flag, 20 Burpees OYO.

    NMM

    – YHC informed Pax to keep track of airplanes during the beat down. Only one passed, so we started our 10 Burpees. Then, as if on cue, a second airplane passed overhead allowing 20 burpees to be enjoyed by all.
    – It was great to meet up with Tubbs. We hadn’t seen him in awhile, and he didn’t hesitate to jump in and take the sandbag. He really seemed to enjoy the burpees. He’ll be back, I just know it.
    – Sure, it sucked to carry the railroad tie. Totally worth it! It will return, probably with friends.

    Thanks for joining me to try some new things. I love you guys!

    SYITG

  • SLT 2.0 – Summary – from Reluctant Yankee

    This is a no frills backblast summary of our organizational meeting on Tuesday 8/18/21 7pm at the PJS on Magazine St. I am sure if Hawgcycle wrote this – it would be witty and clever but I am neither of those things. I assigned it to the Birdcage AO but this really belongs to ALL AOs.

    The rain tried to keep us away, but we would NOT be deterred. Even non-beatdowns happen rain or shine. During the meeting the PAX enjoyed bourbon produced by a PAX member and beer brewed by a PAX member. Seaman brought his own stuff.

    The PAX – assembled…Tool, Roots, Catfish, Triple Shift, Mahatma-Ice, Cowbell, Fast Tax, Kuch, Seaman, Vagabond, Sandbar, FracSac, Rudy, Rev Sox and Baywatch. We were missing Hawg and Gabby due to RONA, several PAX out of town, several PAX had other obligations.

    Tclaps to Aubry Miller – owner of PJS magazine for reserving the space for us!

    The outline of the meeting was…
    1. The History of SLT 1.0
    -Here I explained how I landed the sweet job of Nantan for the last 7 years-(not really 7 but since we became a region). How Hawgcycle became Weasel Shaker and how Tool, Roots, and Rudy(Comz) ended up becoming part of the SLT 1.0 although we never truly embraced this idea. Instead, we focused on the Starfish and all of us equally stepping up and in when and where needed-along with many other PAX of F3 NOLA over the years. Side Fx, Woz, Amnesty and some other PAX have been part of the “undefined” SLT in the past.

    2. Leadership Roles in F3 Nation (typically)
    Nantan – Q of the Region “the guy”
    Weasel Shaker – Support for Nantan but also the guy that keeps people from weaseling out of things. Q school guru. Finger on the pulse of our region guy.
    1st F Q -Fitness: Checks and makes sure we have site Qs, Q schools, checks to see if all Aos are viable,etc. **This is just the surface but you get the idea
    2nd F Q Fellowship– Mr Party Pants “the glue” CSAUPS, etc
    3rd F Q Faith – Dr Dynamite. This is Qsource, Bible Studies, Shield Locks, Outreach, Service opportunities, etc (This model isn’t compulsory- just what is typically done)
    And Comz.
    NOT part of SLT but part of the regional leadership are the Site/AO Qs.
    Each AO has a site Q – we will start to push for yearly leadership change at each AO.
    Site Q duties are:
    a.) Manage Q schedule for AO, headlocks Qs.
    b.) Welcomes Fngs – gets their information to COMZ
    c.) Sells AO, and the mission. Qs when Q fartsacks.
    d.) Harass Qs to write BBs. 1 year term.

    3. The plan for SLT 2.0 — We spent a chunk of time debating selection of the SLT members outside of Nantan and Weasel. Hawg’s wacky lottery idea and my more normal idea that comes from almost all of the other F3 regions concerning selection of SLT by Nantan and Weasel. The end result merged both ideas.
    -Term will start at the CONVERGENCE 10/16/2021
    -SLT 1.0 will not be permitted to serve on SLT 2.0
    -2 year terms (maybe first two appointees only serve one year so that we can change the rotation of leadership to every year we have 2 new leaders every year)
    –New Nantan and Weasel Shaker will be selected by SLT 1.0
    –New SLT breakdown will be 2 selections by the new Nantan/Weasel. 2 selections by self selected lottery. If you agree to be in the lottery – you agree to also be selected by new Nantan/Weasel for the two positions of their choice.
    –Rudy will be COMZ until we find a suitable replacement – that change can happen as soon as we find “the guy” otherwise our leadership is stuck with him
    –SLT 2.0 will need to have meetings (don’t commit to this if you don’t have time)
    –I will reach out to the PAX via the weekly email to volunteer to be in the lottery this weekend.

    4. The plan for future growth (for the SLT 2.0)
    a.) 501c – Tool and the $$, Gaby and Moana
    b.) Slack vs Groupme
    c.) Growth of AOs in the region (Northshore region plan, Thibodaux, West Bank,etc)
    d.) EH Outside our demo

    5. CSAUP calendar
    a.) IRON PAX – Sept – start getting Pax registered now
    b.) 10 yr anniversary in Wilmington, NC aka CAPE FEAR Oct 9/10
    c.) Roast to Coast – first weekend in NOV
    d.) Go Ruck Vets beatdown in NOV
    e.) Christmas Party – Almonaster has the Q

    I am looking forward to pushing forward with SLT 2.0. I can’t wait for some explosive growth in 2022. I hope that we can keep our own regional identity and stay true to the starfish and really insist that we are all the F3 NOLA leadership. Also – NO Otisbombs. If you have a great idea for F3 NOLA – you step up and you Q it!
    SYITG –
    Reluctant Yankee

  • Rush and the Giant – from Fast Tax

    It was a pleasantly coolish morning as eight Pax manned-up to start the week appropriately at Rock City, eagerly anticipating what YHC had in store.
    After disclaimer, we headed to the rock pile.

    Warmups consisted of:
    o Abe Bagodas X 10 IC
    o Matt Biondis X 20 IC
    o Seal Jacks X25 IC
    o Mountain Man Poopers X10 IC
    o Swan Dives X 10 IC

    After med-heavy rock selections, we headed to the field.
    The first exercise was Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, starting on the line with your rock.
    Each Pax performed the following sequence OYO: Squat, double arm shotput rock, broad jump toward rock, lunge the remaining distance, pick up and overhead press rock, and repeat the sequence for 40ish yards, then, turn around and repeat back to the starting point.

    Colt 45s (basically a broken down curl) were next, with rock IC: 15 reps go from the bottom of the movement up to the halfway point (with your arms at a 90 degree angle and hands at elbow level). 15 reps go from the halfway point up to the top of the bicep curl (hands up near shoulder level). 15 reps Start at the bottom of the movement and complete a full range of movement all the way up.

    Captain Thor followed, a 1:4 ratio of BBS to American Hammer, performed OYO, increasing by 1:4 each rep (i.e. ending with 10 BBS and 40 Amer Hammer).

    The Red Barchetta was the next event (should have been done to the musical accompaniment of Rush’s 1981 hit – Red Barchetta if YHC had remembered to bring his phone).
    Sequence OYO but plank after each sequence until last Pax completes:
    o 100 yard dash, 100 SSH, run back to goal line
    o 75 yard dash, 75 mountain climbers (2 is 1), run back to goal line
    o 50 yard dash, 50 BBS, run back to goal line
    o 25 yard dash, 25 merkins, run back to goal line
    o 10 yard dash, 10 Burpees, run back to goal line

    Then it was back to the rock pile.

    With a little time to spare, YHC thought a little absolution would be good for everybody…make that 15 Absolutions OYO followed by 5 burpees (for Fracsac) and a mosey back to the flag for COT.

    Thanks for the fellowship!
    SYITG

  • Your Krewe is Always Backing you Up! – from Sea Man

    Ahab had his whale! But he was alone! Today we had a krewe show up to avenge our friends death to the man eating jaguar shark of Lake Ponchetrain! Today 15 brave, strapping, and strong men jumped into the water to avenge our lost pax! A 4x increase over last week!

    We searched for the man eater at all levels and went up and down the ladder!
    Laps of 25M, 50M, 75M, 100M, 75M, 50M, and 25M. Between each lap the pax did Squats and Flutter kicks of increasing reps.

    After an arduous search we spent some time with a lap of Shuffle Board (10lbs weight moved only underwater to and fro 50m)

    With time left we proceeded to end the. morning with Ring of Fire. Two 10lbs weights moving around the circle in opposite directions, 10 reps each arm. Once complete Pax continued to tread water passing the medicine ball around.

    One FNG called Sheep’s Head!

    As sight Q I think all future FNG’s at Zissou should be named after fish.

  • Gimme the Usual – from Rudy

    Gathering around the flag early. RevSox emerges from the gloom and emits a quite audible groan when he learns YHC is the Q. Thanks for that vote of confidence! The 8 PAX are muttering about how the esteemed Site Q seems to never appear anymore. But lo-and-behold, just as YHC starts the disclaimer, Mahatma appears! Great to see you brother!

    Today for the disclaimer: YHC has been thinking about and praying for his sister lately. She and her daughter are having a very challenging summer. So today, YHC asked all of the PAX to think of someone they know who is struggling – physically, emotionally, mentally, whatever. Offer the workout for them today. Offer our pains and struggles in the gloom as a way of trying to relieve their struggles. And use thoughts of their struggles to keep pushing us forward. So with a silent prayer for my sister – we were off to the rocks.

    Grab a rock, and lets head to the field. (The Tree field, not the football field, as Hand Grenada needed some clarifications).

    Circle up. Because Hand Grenada asked, we’ll start with 2 burpees OYO. Go. OK, now the warm up. Usual stuff – SSH, IC, Peter Parkers. Then some Glute Bridges – pinch some diamonds and really really activate them glutes.

    Then line up. Its the Rudy Special. Or Rudy Standard. Or “No, not this again.” Or “Rudy is just a one-trick pony”. Whatever.

    11s. Burpees and Big Boy Situps. When you pass the rock (left in the middle): 10 Overhead Presses in one direction, 10 curls in the other. Go.

    War Eagle was off to the races! Whoever he was praying for clearly motivated him to push push push. Needed to throw a few more reps his way just to keep him going while the rest of the PAX finished.

    Next Up: Groups of 3 in the parking lot. PAX1: Start LBC/LBT. PAX2: Start Rows. PAX3: Sprint to the gym door and back. Then rotate. And keep rotating till everyone got 2 of each set in. Pai Gow helpfully pointed out that the Row -> Sprint transition helped emphasize good form for the rows, or your back would really feel it in the sprint. Wise man!

    Rifle carry the rock back to the pile, and mosey back to the flag. YHC had the privilege of having to help a lumbering Triple Shift. When YHC attempted to pick up that rock, he better understood just why TS was lumbering…. That rock was a wee bit heavier than YHC’s rock.

    At the flag, we closed with COT and prayers – specifically remembering again those that we offered the workout for. Thanks for letting me lead!

  • 60th B’day for Kenna Brah – Movie’ themed w/60 sprinkled in – from Kenna Brah

    Big thanks to the F3 posse for showing up for my b’day Q. Much appreciation and great coffeteria for 17 Pax.
    Warmup –
    Tropic Thunder (Clap) – Seal and Overhead Claps – 30+30=60
    Billy Jack – One Tin Soldier – 60
    Star Wars – Imperial Walker – 60
    ———————————————-
    Get Coupons – Go to Lake Side
    Cinderella Man (Up/One/Two Echo 1+) – WWII Situp Right/Left Cross/uppercut – 30+30=60
    Matrix -(UP/Down count) Bridge hold 5 sec * 12, then Left/Right Plank Holds 12 sec each 5x
    Blades of Glory (OYO) – Bonnie Blairs – 5 sets of 12 with Rocky Run up Levee 12 SSH Repeat to other side
    Tenent (OYO) – Run up Levee backwards, 12 reverse Crunch on other side. 5x
    (Coupon)
    Lion King (pairs on timer)- Hold Simba (Coupon) – 12 Sec each, pass to partner while partner does Mission Impossible 5X
    Deliverance – Make seated circle pass coupons left or right like paddling a canoe 1 round min
    Finish w Something about Mary’s.
    That’s a wrap on a beautiful day with great men.