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  • Leave no Man Behind – from Heisenberg

    Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him

    Warm up in the Peristyle – Imperial Walkers, Grass Grabbers, Abe Vigoda, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Arm Circles, 8 Count Body Builders.
    Leave No Man Behind – We separated into three groups. Group one carried the 80lb sand medicine ball (“Aponi”), 60lb sandbag (“Sandy”), and a 40lb sandbag (I didn’t catch the name) towards the Foundry. In contrast, the other two groups moseyed a certain distance, then performed three burpees and swept back to meet the group with the coupons. This was repeated as each group took turns carrying coupons or running/Burpees/sweeping the six until we arrived at the Foundry.

    Foundry – keeping our groups, we had stations of merkins, pull-ups, lunges, and the timer of running to the walking path and performing three burpees. Those looking for additional work performed the timer with sandbags. We completed three rounds.

    Tool Wall – using the one group carries and two groups sweep we moved to the tool wall for some calf work.

    Great Lawn –Again, alternating groups with coupons, we moved from the Tool Wall to the Great Lawn for some mary and then back to the flag with a bit of time for some burpees.

    COT – Welcome down range Carpool (Northshore, now Woodlands Tx) and Chick (San Antonio, now Chicago), and FNG Clouseau, and welcome back Kotter to Kimchi.

    Notes
    Aponi (as suggested by ChatGPT) – “Aponi,” which means “butterfly” and is associated with healing and transformation in several Native American cultures. The name is often given to girls with the hope that they will grow up to become healers or medicine women.

    TClaps to Mahatma for performing lunges with Aponi and KimChi for his triumphant return.

  • Return of Out For Justice – from King Kong

    Catfish met up with us at Wakin’ Bakin’ after Sweaty Bells couple Sundays ago. During breakfast, he asked if I would take the Mothership Q few Saturdays away. Of course I said yes.

    We woke up to a beautiful, sunny morning in the mid 60’s. I got in my vehicle and was about to head to Audubon Park for Misty Mountain. As I was driving on Broadway towards St. Charles, I see my phone lit up from the corner of my eyes. A message from Willie popped up on my lock screen said “Mutha”. That’s when I was reminded…. go to City Park instead! Headed to Muthaship!!!

    I realized how much I miss City Park. I get to see the Pax whom I usually don’t see. Triple and Hokie were there before me. As my watch was ticking closer to 6:30 a.m., more Pax were pulling up. Most surprising of all was the arrival of Out For Justice. This was his first post in 4 years! Kotter Justice! I gave my disclaimer and off we went……… only few yards away to the great lawn for warm-ups: SSHs, windmills, grassgrabbers, stretches (right over left foot and vice versa), arm-circles, Hill-Billies, and Imperial Walkers.

    First stop – we moseyed to NOMA (my favorite part of City Park) and did a classic Dora, 1, 2, 3. Exercises were 100 inclined merkins, 200 squats, and 300 flutter kicks. After we finished, we formed two lines and did people run from NOMA to the Wisner’s entrance and back.

    Second stop – we went to the field right next to NOMA and did Seven’s. We started off with 6 burpees on one side, then bear crawled to the other side, 1 jump squat on this side, then lunge walked back to the burpees side. We finished with 1 burpees on one side and 6 jump squats on the other side.

    Third Stop – we people ran from NOMA to Baby Foundry. Here we did reverse hang. We separated into 2 groups. One group was in Al Gore position while the other group was hanging from the bars for 20 seconds. Started off with chin above the bar, then slowly lowered your head below the bar in 20 seconds.

    Final Stop – back to the great lawn for a round of Mary and stretches.

    Back to the flag with announcements and intentions. Important announcement was Afternoon Delight 2 Year Anniversary – this Wednesday, March 15. We are always grateful for our health. Thank You Hokie for leading the prayer!

    Happy to be back at the Mothership, and I have to make that as part of my routine.

    SYITG

    King Kong

  • BOMBS Away! (Mothership 2023-03-04) – from Catfish

    Conditions – A cool 60-ish degrees

    The Thang

    Quick Mosey over to the peristyle for a warmup:

    SSH x 30 (in cadence)
    Abe Vigodas x 10 (in cadence)
    Grass Grabber x 10 (in cadence)
    8-Counts x 15 (in cadence)
    Peter Parker Peters x 20 (in cadence)

    Moseyed over to the Great Lawn and partnered up for BOMBS (50 burpees, 100 overhead claps, 150 merkins, 200 big boys, 250 squats). One partner ran to other side, did three 8-counts, then ran back while other exercised. Also got in some some SSH, LBTs, and Dying Cockroaches waiting for the six

    Moseyed to the peristyle/bench area for some leg action:

    Bulgarians x 20 (in cadence)
    Side Leg Lifts x 20 (in cadence)
    Bulgarians other leg x 20 (in cadence)
    Side Leg Lifts other leg x 20 (in cadence)
    Bonnie Blairs x 20 (in cadence)
    Back Leg Lifts x 20 (in cadence)
    Irkins x 20 (in cadence)
    Back Leg Lifts other leg x 20 (in cadence)
    Imperial Squat Walkers x 20 (in cadence)

    On to sixes for ten Dr. W’s (in cadence), then back to flag zone for CoT.

  • Nickel and Dime – from Rudy

    No Q at the Mothership as of 6:25am, so YHC steps in (to avoid having Frac or Heisenberg grab it and turn it into a burpeefest). Needing a moment to think, YHC instructed 8 PAX to plank. PAX responded with mumbling and chatter about how disappointed they were in the workout. And even more grumbling when we arose from the plank for Abe Vigodas and Windmills. PAX wanted more.

    YHC would do his best to deliver for them.

    Mosey over to the F3 fountain to grab a rock. Triple Shift complained that the rocks weren’t big enough, so he scurried away. YHC thought maybe he was heading home (and leaving E Major behind), but no – he returned with his trusty sandbag. Meanwhile, the rest of us got busy with a “keep dem rocks up”. Shoulder Press, Curl, Row. 10x/8x/6x/4x/5x. Catfish’s boulder certainly outweighed mine.

    Now time to get some mileage on the books, so bring the rocks back to the Great Lawn for the Nickel and Dime. Laps around the Great Lawn. Over yonder at the half-way point, 10 BBSU. Back home at the starting point, 5 Man Makers with your rocks. Each lap is about a quarter mile. Go. Got in 8 laps, 2 miles in the bank for RCR. Return the rocks, and then back to the Great Lawn for some Mary and 1 last lap, bringing the total mileage to 2.9 (or 3.1 on Heisenberg’s watch).

    NMM: Suicide took the life of the father of one of my daughter’s med school friends – a man who, on the surface, appeared to have everything in order as part of a successful life. What a reminder for all of us – we can’t know the battles that someone near us may be facing. We can (and must) be ready to be there for people, and do what we can to look for signs and support people. And SPECIFICALLY FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THIS FAR: YOUR BROTHERS AROUND YOU IN THE COT ARE THERE FOR YOU. USE US. RELY ON US. WE HAVE YOUR BACK IF YOU WILL LET US IN.

  • Roller Derby – from Vagabond

    Pax split into tag teams of 4 and competed to bear crawl pushing two 5 gallon water jugs around the perimeter of the great lawn. Did 100 big bois. Pax choice of exercises with rocks. 6 mins of jump rope.

  • 32 days ago was my 55th Birthday! – from Triple Shift

    It’s been 32 days since I turned 55 on December 24th, 2022 and I had the Q for Mothership. With a crazy 27 degrees and super windy, I was humbled to have Rudy, Fracsac, Heisenberg, Catfish and Hokie come out to my workout. I don’t remember my entire workout because it happened 32 days ago, but I do remember going by the Botanical Garden entrance to get out the wind to warm up and then headed to the front of NOMA where I did some sort of routine that involved elevating everyone’s heart rate with body rows, burpees, lunges, merkins, and other exercises. After that, everything gets fuzzy but laughter and mumblechatter were plentiful and in rare form. Thank you for making my Double Nickel Q one to remember….or not.

  • Maverick++ and 99 Burpees – from Rudy

    Brisk Mothership morning. 12 PAX in the cool gloom came out to better themselves. YHC wanted to reward them – and what better way than with burpees.

    Mosey over to the Peristyle for a quick warm up of some stretching and SSH/IW.

    Thing 1: YHC went way back in the backblast archives looking for something new, and found what Reluctant Yankee termed “The Maverick” from July 2015. But – YHC wanted to one-up them. The Maverick was 11s. What one-ups 11s? A larger number. So in honor of the 220th anniversary of Louis XVI’s beheading – we went for 16s.

    16 Squat Jumps to start, in the Peristyle. Run to the benches, stopping for 1 Hand Release Merkin on the way. Then 1 Dip. Return for 15/2/2. 14/3/3. You get the idea. That was a gasser… Way to go, SOGO and Mahatma (the early finishers) as they pushed the rest of us through to completion. Spaulding’s form was, as always, impeccable.

    YHC was accused of running away, merely because he had to return to his car to get…. The Deck o’ Death. Mosey to the center of the newly-resurrected Great Lawn.

    Thing 2: Hearts = Burpees, Diamonds = Squats, Clubs = Sit Ups, Spades = More Hand Release Merkins (Kennah Brah started griping about that early). Meanwhile, because Macgyver refused to pay attention, he drew a 5 burpee penalty while the rest of the PAX waited. Then the cards began. Out of the gate, Squats took the early lead. But then Hearts started showing. Again. And again. Forever it seemed.

    20 mins later, 26 cards down, YHC called it – so we could get to the last thing. 12 of 26 cards were BurpeeHearts. Frac reported that we did a total of 91 burpees.

    Thing 3: A few rounds of Tyson, with Core exercises. Sprint half-way on the lawn, 10 reps. Sprint to the end, 10 reps, Sprint halfway back, 10 reps, Sprint to the end, 10 reps. Start with V-Ups. YHC instructed PAX who finished first to keep going until the 6 finished 10 reps. Several of the PAX revolted – leading to a 5 Burpee penalty (96 burpees, YHC thought to himself).

    Then we did rounds of Freddy Mercury, Wife Pleasers, and Hello Dolly. Heisenberg and Frac TRIED to get additional penalty burpees to hit 100. But YHC would not bite.

    7:29 – time to head back to the flag. BUT WAIT: 3 more burpees, just because. 99 burpees total.

    COT: Close up with a count-off and name-o-rama. Lots of stuff going on, especially running – Run Cajun Run, Krazy Ivan and City Pork. Several intentions – new life (congrats Disclaimer!) and sad passings. Prayers go with those heading to the next stage of life, and for comfort for those they have left (temporarily).

    And prayers for Spaulding’s friend suffering from Shingles. PSA: The shingles vaccine. If you haven’t (looks askance at himself), please get it. It is painful and 100% unnecessary to suffer through. That is all.

  • Mothership Tribute to Cardinal – from Fracsac

    6 men paid another tribute to F3 Cardinal by completing his VQ at the Mothership.

    Warm-o-Roma
    15- Side Straddles Hops
    10- Tempo Merkins*
    10- Flutter Kicks Double Count
    10- Little Baby Arm Circles Forward
    10- “ “ Backward
    10- Hallujahs
    10- Knoxville Cherry Pickers*
    20 Sec. Samson Hold*
    PHELPS it out
    10- Willie Mayes Hayes
    Workout
    “Card’s Run and Repeat”
    5- Burpees – Moment of silence. Burpee Counter 10
    Big Boys
    Heels to Heaven
    Run to the opposite corner of the Great lawn and repeat (approximately 160 meters)
    Run back to original corner of great lawn.
    10- Burpees Burpee Counter 30
    Little Baby Crunches
    Mt. Climbers Double Count
    Run to the other corner and repeat and run back
    15- Burpees Burpee Counter 60
    Air Squats
    Freddy Mercury’s
    Run to the other corner and repeat and run back
    When you return hold squat until all Pax have finished
    As a group if there is time
    20- Burpees Burpee Counter 100

    We continued beyond with the following as we still had 25 minutes to go.

    Right leg power ups x 10
    Left leg power up x 10
    Dips x 10
    Bulgarian split squats x 10 (Left and Right)

    Bear crawl and burpees on the Great Lawn:
    Bear crawl to tree 1 – 5 burpees
    Bear crawl to tree 2 – 4 burpees
    Continue until tree 5 – 1 burpee

    120 Burpees total

    Mary

    COT where the Q read the piece from the Accidental Adventurer by Matt Crossman, aka F3 Ralph. F3 is a gift, and I’d be lost without you guys. Continue to share this gift with other men as it is needed.

    I love each and every one of you.

    SYITG

  • Attack the Dawn with Burpees and Happy Birthday Igor! – from Heisenberg

    After some discussion about how to avoid car thefts we moseyed to the Peristyle for a warmup.
    Warmup – OYO 10 Burpees, Pledge of Allegiance, IC IW x 20, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Grass Grabbers x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Abe Vigoda x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Arm Circles X10 Front X 10 Back, , OYO 4 Burpees, IC Plank Jacks x 10, Peter Parker x 10, Parker Peter x 10. Mosey to F3 Fountain for a breather, Mosey to Circle Garden OYO 4 Burpees, Mosey to Roosevelt* Mall
    Route 66 – Starting at the first bench with 1 Burpee and running to next bench adding a burpee at each bench. At bench 7 we lunge walked between benches.
    Hades – Mosey to the City Park Practice Track – Run 100, Jog 100, Run 200, Jog 200, Run 400, Jog 400
    7×7 – Mosey back to Roosevelt Mall and head for the famous Tool Wall. At each bench we did 7 V-Ups for approximately 7 benches.
    Tool Wall – with time running out we did IC 25 Calf Raises
    COT – we were joined by Hawg, Rudy and El Guapo as they finished their 10 miler.

    Coffee at PJ’s on Canal – Be on the Lookout for a new CSAUP involving 5k repeats and roasted pigs and details the first ever NOLA hosted F3 Nation GTE Grow Run in 2023.

    *Did you know Teddy Roosevelt was F3 material? President Theodore Roosevelt was known to be an advocate of physical fitness and regularly engaged in outdoor activities such as hiking and horseback riding. Even as president, he was active enough to put much younger people to shame. “While in the White House,” Roosevelt wrote, “I always tried to get a couple of hours’ exercise in the afternoons.” A couple hours a day! As president! The occasionally sore Theodore Roosevelt, who chose the “strenuous life”—playing tennis or taking cold swims in Rock Creek or the Potomac? Even when he was injured (for instance, he lost sight in one eye from a boxing incident while president. He as also the inspiration for the GoRuck 50 Mile Star Course. He reportedly encouraged members of the military to participate in long hikes to promote physical fitness and discipline. One famous example of this was in 1913, when Roosevelt led a group of soldiers on a “50-mile hike” from Washington, D.C. to Baltimore in just 20 hours. The hike was meant to demonstrate the importance of physical fitness and the need for soldiers to be in top condition. **

    **Sourced from Discipline Is Destiny (The Stoic Virtues by Ryan Holiday) with an assist from ChatGPT

  • The End is a New Beginning – from Mahatma

    New Years Eve 2022
    Warm up X 22
    Or 11 then 11
    Scantron stretching
    SSH
    AbVagooda
    Cherry Pickers
    Mnt Man Poopers

    11 silent – keep silent and thoughts focused on following the Q as to transition to exercises:
    SSH
    Bend and thrust
    Merkins
    High plank
    Plank Ups
    VUps
    Repeat continuously until 11 minute alarm

    365
    3 Deconstructed Burpee (slow to Qs cadence)
    6 Box Jumps
    5 rounds

    Red Barchetta h

    365
    3 Merkins
    6 Donkey Kick
    5 Rounds

    2 rounds of Indian Merkin (T-Rex helped to lead his team to “a” win)
    Losers 5 burpees

    Stretching and Mary
    Obviously there was some mumble chatter as to athletic stretching?!
    X Factor
    Gas pumper

    COT
    The end has always been the beginning
    Cheers to looking forward into 2023

    F3 note – Catfish experience: In NOLA you may consider hiding your keys other than top of your tire, rim or tailpipe.