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  • Battle of the Bulge – from Hokie

    The Q was caught up reading The MiniVan Centurion and had to come rolling in hot but made it with 2 minutes to spare…. Reminder, the Q’s should be present at least 10 minutes before workouts to ensure guests are greeted.

    We started with a mosey to the Mardi Gras Fountain where we did warmup.

    The Warm Up

    SSH x 15
    Hillbillies x 15
    Abe Vigoda x 15
    Grass Grabbers x 15
    Mosey to the top of the levee for an explanation of Battle of the Bulge
    Dec 16, 1944 – Jan 25, 1945

    12 (for December) Hokies (Lay on your back with heels and backs of hands on ground like a giant X. Lift torso and bring in legs to a cannon ball position. Then back to X and repeat)

    Quadrophelia (aka Bernie Sanders) up the levee and at top of levee do

    16 Hand release merkins

    Bear crawl down levee toward street and do

    44 Squats and plank for the six (12.16.44)

    We took a brief moment to reflect on the start of the Battle of the Bulge was December 16, 1944.

    We then discussed the Battle’s end date of January 25, 1945 so we could then do

    1 (for January) Burpee

    Quadrophelia (aka Bernie Sanders) up the levee and at top of levee do

    25 Shoulder taps (2 is one) then

    Bear crawl down levee towards lake and

    45 Jump Squats and plank for the six.

    We took a brief moment to reflect on the start of the Battle of the Bulge ended January 25, 1945. So during the Battle of the Bulge there was no break so we did everything again without a stop after the 44 squats. 12.16.44 – 1.25.45 then plank for the six.

    Now that we all have the exercises down for the Battle of the Bulge, we discussed each time up and over the levee AND back again is one round and switching to talking about our beloved Saints, a round would be comparable to a quarter and since there are four quarters in a game, we will rinse and repeat 4 more times! (12.16.44 – 1.25.45 ) x4.

    Let the Football portion of the Battle of the Bulge begin so (12.16.44 – 1.25.45 ).

    At the end of the 1st quarter, our Q (the coach), eliminated bear crawls and modified the game plan to running down the levee.

    So the 2nd Quarter we ran instead of bear crawl (12.16.44 – 1.25.45 )

    Looking at his watch, the coach (aka the Q) made a half time adjustment for the 3rd quarter and switched all six exercises to 10 instead of 12.16.44 – 1.25.45 so 10 Hokies, quadrophellia, 10 hand release merkins, run down, 10 squats, 10 burpees, quadrophellia, 10 shoulder taps, run down and 10 jump squats….

    End of the 3rd quarter and looking at his watch the Q decided to run the 2 minute drill for the 4th quarter

    2 Hokies, quadrophellia, 2 hand release merkins, run down, 2 squats, 2 burpees, quadrophellia, 2 shoulder taps, run down and 2 jump squats….

    Timing was perfect for a mosey back to the flag where High Rise helped us recover and educated us on injury prevention with some mobility.

    Thank you for the privilege and honor to Q

  • BEST OKWATA BACKBLAST EVER!!! (Okwata 2021-12-02) – from Catfish

    No one showed up for Okwata, so I went to Yoga, which happened to be at the lake. I call it YO-kwata, saw what I did there?

    Your Friend,

    Catfish

  • Lions, Tigers, and Bear Crawls Oh My! – from Baywatch

    Five PAX joined yours truly to do a pre-calorie burn before everyone else was awake on Thanksgiving morning. In honor of Turkey Day, wild animal exercises were the theme of the day. After a brief intro and disclaimer, we moseyed around the fountain and down to the waterfront.

    Warm up:

    1. SHH 20x (IC)
    2. Inchworms 15x (out/in)
    3. Monkey Merkins 10x (IC)
    4. Crab toe touches 10x ( IC)

    The Thang:

    After a short mosey to the first blue light pole, we started with Bearcrawls to Heaven. This consisted of bearcrawling to seven light poles. At each pole you do ascending burpees (1 burpee at pole 1; 2 burpees at pole 2; etc.). After each PAX reached heaven, the reward was turning around and doing Crabwalks to Hell. This consisted of crabwalking back to each pole and doing descending 8-count body builders (7 at pole 1; 6 at pole 2; etc.). Unfortunately, after a pole or two of crabwalks, we realized the Q had been a little over-zealous so we modified it to walking lunges instead of crabwalks. No worries though, pain was still felt by all.

    Next up, we headed over to the House of Pain and split up into 4 groups. The timer group did Bernie Sanders up the levy with 5 leap frogs at the top and ran back down. Group 2 did crouching tigers otherwise known as beast twist. Group 3 did monkey humpers. And, group 4 did pull ups. After two rounds, we headed back to the flag.

    After count off and Name-O-Rama, everyone gave thanks for at least one thing and we ended with a sweaty ball of man—all better than when we arrived and ready for a day of family and food.

  • Full Compliance H8! – from Hawgcycle

    Conditions: 75 degrees, 81% Humidity, Wind 1 mph from SSE

    The Thang

    The H8! is the standard measure of F3 NOLA fitness. There are 8 laps. It includes over 3 miles of running New Orleans Hills (aka levees), 550 yards of Bear Crawls, 36 Burpees, and 120 Merkins. It is hard. The H8! debuted on October 23rd, 2016. A lot of familiar names were there that day…Belloq, Tool, Triple, JV, Bubba, Cowbell, me…. all failures. The 2nd running was in March of 2017 and a couple of guys finally broke through. Since then we have held the H8! Semi-annually and seen numerous successes and improvements.

    We have also seen the standard become more lax. There was at least one (maybe more) 45 minute runnings. There has been a fair amount of corner cutting…you know that guy…the one in Junior High basketball practice that basically cut across the free throw lane when we had to run laps. Since the addition of the bike lane on Canal, guys have started running in that, significantly shorting the course. There have been shortened bear crawls as guys take a few steps into the neutral ground before getting down on all fours, or stand up and jog a few steps from the end of the neutral ground.

    Fortunately, there is new leadership in NOLA and they are not going to put up with any of this crap. I was told very succinctly (and in NSFW words) that today would be a Full Compliance workout and that if I could not make that happen there would be some changes come April.
    Luckily, for me I found some cones at Pontiff after War Eagle’s Aggie Tribute. I got to Okwata early and set out cones at every corner. Demonstrations of the overly complicated burp and merk ladder were made. I informed everyone that the running must occur on the sidewalk, and I gave the speech about the bear crawl standard….start the bear crawl with one foot on the concrete next to the neutral ground and do not stand until your hand touches the concrete on the other side.

    Showing their personalities, Saban looked at me at the starting line, made a NSFW gesture and proceeded to run in the bike lane. Vagabond on the other hand, to ensure his bear crawl compliance, started his bear-crawl across the street. Had he been wearing his Garanimals workout wear, I could have let it pass, but with a black F3 shirt, it was a definite safety issue.

    40 minutes later, we were all spent. Three guys finished all 8 laps (YHC, Catfish, and Biebs) for a 19% completion rate. However, there was a 100% success rate among the 16 men that posted today. Getting out of the fartsack and battling the H8! for 40 minutes accomplishes more physically than what many men do all week, or maybe all month.

    NMM

    Bones convinced me to get a Whoop. The Whoop assigns a Strain Score to each workout. The score is between 0-21. The higher the number, the harder the workout. Cardio heavy workouts, with very little recovery score high. Here are my highest F3 Workout scores

    • 17.3 – The H8!
    • 16.7 – IPC Week 3
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 1
    • 15.0 – IPC Week 4
    • 14.9 – IPC Week 2
    • 14.5 – War Eagle’s Aggie Offensive at El Diablo. It was a Snot Woggler.

    An average workout is around 12-13. The H8! Is not an average workout.

  • Brick or Treat – from Rudy

    3 PAX in the Okwata gloom. Some other LVCC clown-car PAX decided to stay home, apparently. The path to the levee was definitely wet. Too wet, even for YHC. So instead, Frac, Baywatch and YHC grabbed some bricks from the Mini and headed over to the fountain to start our day off right. The fountain was flowing in all of its glory. A great place to get the blood flowing!

    Warmup with some stretching, SSH, IW and some arm circles (con bricks)

    Thang 1: What YHC calls (as of about 3 minutes ago) the “Leg Machine”. 2 PAX doing leg stuff, while one PAX runs a loop. Keep exchanging roles, so everyone gets plenty of chances to run while not missing out on any of the leg stuff. Go through step-ups, squats, lunges, monkey humpers, calf raises. And keep carrying your bricks.

    Thang 2: Over to the water for a Route 66 with Floyd Mayweathers (yes, with the bricks). That was a bit harder than I expected.

    Thang 3: Four Corners (at Canal). 10 Brickees, run up the hill. 10 Dying Cockroaches (yes, with your bricks). Brick-Bearcrawl across the neutral ground. 10 Merkins, run down the hill. 10 BB Situps. We got 3 cycles in.

    Moseyed back to the flag for COT. Finally dropped the dang bricks. I forgot how hard just holding the brick for 45 minutes can be… My forearms are still jelly.

    Thanks, Baywatch, for encouraging me to get back out to Okwata. Okwata – I’ve missed you of late, I look forward to making you part of the regular schedule again.

  • Okwata 2021-09-16 – from Catfish

    Lovely damp Okwata morning with 14 PAX. Started by moseying over to the fountain with some high knees, butt kicks, side steps, and karaoke to get the blood flowing. Moved to lawn in front of fountain for Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, and 8-counts x20. Moved to faces for Peter Parker Peters x20, Plank Jacks x20, Shoulder Taps x20, and Catalinas x20.

    On to House of Pain for a quick quarter Murph, then to the levee for some 11s. Exercises were Dr. Ws on one end, 8-counts on the other. PAX ran backwards up the levee, then stopped in the middle for 5 jump squats whenever crossing the top. Fun. Got about halfway through then called it because time was a-wastin’.

    Moved to lake area for three rounds of 12 EMOM burpees. Back to flag for CoT.

    Announcements – Dulac cleanup this weekend, stay tuned to #ida-recovery Slack group for details.

  • No Snakes, Spiders, or Ants – from Fracsac

    5 High Impact Men gathered at Okwata to see what YHC had in store.
    With the recent Mumblechatter about snakes and spiders in the high grass, YHC arrived a little early to scope it out.

    Scooter, BayWatch, Breadsticks and Screw Top were eager to get started. The Shovel flag and yard sign were planted, the disclaimer was given, time to mosey to the fountain with high knees, buttkicks and carioca as we made the trek around it before circling up on the grass in front.

    Warmup

    SSH IC x 31
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Bat wings IC x 15 with AC, OC, SC, and MNC

    Double Shots with Jack Webb at the Barre (missing Surge!)

    1 merkin with 2 air presses in people’s chair
    2 Merkins with 4 air presses….
    3 Merkins with 6 air presses…..
    …….
    10 Merkins with 20 air presses in people’s chair.

    Mosey to Canal and Lakeshore Drive for:

    Dirty Mac Deuce:

    4 rounds of 3 x 12 rep exercises IC, an arm, a leg and a core. Run to top of levee, across, then back down after each round.

    Round 1
    Shoulder Taps, Big boi sit-ups, squats
    Lap
    Round 2
    Floyd Mayweathers, Flutter kicks, Lunges
    Lap
    Round 3
    8 count Body builders, LBC, low slow squats
    Lap
    Round 4
    Catalina wine mixers (6 count), Tin snips, Bobby Hurleys
    Lap

    Mosey to the lakefront for:

    Route 66

    Ascending burpees from 1 to 11 at each light post, with skipping (yes skipping like a kid) between light posts.

    Finish up right on time

    COT

    NMM

    – YHC kept the pax out of the high grass, no spiders, no snakes, no ants, you are welcome

    – That skipping during the Route 66 adds a little something extra, let’s call it high octane

    – if you haven’t signed up for IPC yet, get after it!

    Love you guys!

    SYITG

  • Prime Day at Okwata – from Triple Shift

    With Christmas in July as a made-up sales holiday, I went along with the theme of prime day (numbers) at Okwata. As a last minute Q, I wanted to get some vertical pulling since most of our exercises involve some sort of horizontal push (merkins, burpees, 8 count bodybuilders, etc.) Really missed the Murph training so I did something similar!

    As I pulled up to the AO, I made a quick decision to bring out the kettlebells and the other PAX members provided sandbags and coupons. Sudden change to a strength workout instead of only a bodyweight workout so we can get SWOLE!

    WARMUP
    31 SSH, 20 Low Slow Squats, 20 Imperial Walkers, 20 Peter Parkers, and 20 Plank Jacks all in cadence.

    THE THANG
    3 Pull Ups, 5 Heisenbergs (Burpee with 2 merkins) and 7 goblet squats every 90 seconds for 16 rounds.

    Note: I was a little ambitious with wanting to do 20 rounds but we ran out of time so we did 10 rounds with a 3 minute break followed by 6 rounds. The interval timer is a fantastic accountability tool (crowd pleaser) since it doesn’t care how tired you are!

    CIRCLE OF TRUST
    Countoff, Namerama and Intentions – We had eight (8) PAX members with Bleu Claws putting the EH on FNG – Smores who teaches at Mt. Carmel, 4 kids and rode his bike to the AO. Welcome A…Aron from Chattanooga, TN who comes to town every month for his job! Prayers for healing for friends and family members who are dealing with addiction, cancer and depression. Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • I Don’t Know Your Name, or Where You Come From…. – from Hawgcycle

    I Hate You

    Conditions: 80 degrees, 92% Humidity, Calm seas

    Pax: Professor F-bomb, The Pride of Mothers Everywhere, Notre Dame’s Favorite Son, and me

    Warm-up: Madam Mayor had the fountain on for us this morning so we made a lap around it and then settled in for…..SSH x 25, Peter Parkers x 20, Grass Grabbers x 15, Parker Peters x 20, Don Quixote x 10, and a little shout out to the Brogadites.

    The Thang:

    Mosey to a planter for Tabata. 20 seconds all out – 10 second recovery. 4 exercises – 2 rounds
    • Derkins
    • Box Jumps
    • Dips
    • Donkey Kicks

    Mosey to the House of Pain and Pair up upon arrival. One pair does an L-Hang (which I like to call the Bernie Sanders, but I think I am contractually obligated to not use that term…freakin’ lawyers) while the other crawl bears up the levee. Flapjack and repeat for 3 sets

    Brief Mosey along the base of the levee for….

    11s – Merkins on the near side of the levee, Burpees on the far side

    Back to the top of the levee for a set of LBCs and then….

    Quadraphilia (sue me)

    Back to the flag for COT

    NMM:
    • JV dropped an F-bomb about 20 minutes into the workout after the first round of crawl bear up the levee. That’s the positive reinforcement I am looking for when I Q.
    • How many languages does Catfish speak? I went to a Thai restaurant with him one time and he started speaking Thai with the owner. Today, he and JV both pulled out Latin quotes during COT.
    • The quote that I thought of most today was Vince Lombardi’s famous quip “Fatigue Makes Cowards of us All.” I felt it today. During the last round of the L-hangs I could feel my mind giving out. I know my arms had more left in them…..as Triple Shift is aware….they have 8% more muscle than the ideal man, but my mind was being a coward. Then it happened again during the 11s. With about 5 rounds left Catfish was dangerously close to lapping me. I did not want that to happen, but my mind had already resigned to letting it occur. We are fortunate. We get the opportunity every morning to work on making our bodies and minds stronger. Take advantage of that opportunity. We are all going to face situations where we cannot afford to be a coward. Keep practicing at the beatdowns, so that the next time you are in a situation where you have to push yourself, your mind doesn’t stand in the way.