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  • Krazy Ivan IV: Speedy Sings, Fracsac Frowns – from The Hammer

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…for Fracsac apparently. The man who has a folder on his phone dedicated to the Freedom Hammer was crestfallen for a second year running. Bordering on tearful, Fracsac and his Southshore breathern had to witness a spritely Speedy Gonzales hoist the Freedom Hammer in triumph after the Northshore thumped the Southshore for the Crazy Ivan IV, 257 to 153. Precision results, thoroughly vetted and audited by the governing body, are as follows:

    1. Speedy Gonzales 31:22 (6:30 average pace)-recruited years ago by Jose 10k
    2. Amnesia 33:55
    3. In Time 34:07
    3. Cowbell 34:07
    5. The Hammer 34:34
    6. Saban 35:09
    7. Kuch 35:37
    8. Steve 36:45
    9. TankedUp! 37:20
    10. RevSox 37:36
    11. Sogo 37:47
    12. Hog’s Breath 40:25
    13. Thumb War 41:30
    14. Bongo (time between 41:30 and 42:43-you should have found me afterwards Bongo!)
    15. Snooze 42:43
    16. Pelican 42:44
    17. Shooter 43:34
    18. Flea 45:16
    19. BBQ 46.35
    20. Russo 46:55
    21. Jose 10k 47:38
    22. Pai Gow 49:55
    23. Baywatch (it was raining hard, lots was happening, Hog’s Breath was talking to me…sorry Baywatch I didn’t get your time)
    24. Belloq
    25. JV (not that JV, the other one) 55:19
    26. Kenner Brah
    27. McGiver

    And honorable mentions to PickAxe and Chainsaw, The Hammer’s 2.0s, who finished the first lap together in a blistering 13 minutes.

    Thanks for coming out guys. You all get a trophy for participating in this unequivocally, completely stupid and utterly pointless annual competition. YHC was thoroughly impressed with the total disregard for your personal wellbeing and safety and looks forward to a repeat performance same time next year. Over and out.

  • Take me to the River (OG) – from Thumb War

    Warmup:
    Hillbillies
    SSH
    GG
    Parker peters
    Mountain climbers
    Arm circles F&B
    Seal claps
    MNC’s

    Moseyed to the large parking lot for a couple routines on about 100 yards of Asphalt. **I treated the Pax to a River themed playlist. Took “Proud Mary” for Gabby to pick up on this.

    Routine 1: Quarter Pounder

    Sprint to the 25 yards and Do 25 merkins, Run backwards to Goal And Sprint to the 50 and do 50 squats, Backwards to Goal Line sprint to the 75 and do 75 plank jacks, Run backwards to the goal line and sprint to the hundred and do 100 SSH. mix and match exercises for the reps.

    Routine 2: Red Barchetta (Gabby seemed disappointed that YHC didn’t have the supporting song.)

    100 Yard Dash then 100 SSHs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 75 yard dash then 75 mountain climbers, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 50 yard dash then 50 LBCs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 25 yard dash then 25 shoulder taps (2 is 1), run back to start point to plank/wait for six; 10 yard dash then 10 burpees, run back to start point and plank/wait for six.

    Moseyed to the amphitheater where Vagabond admired the rock formation on the batture and brought to YHC’s attention

    Left legged step ups
    DIPS
    Right legged step ups
    Incline merkins

    Pick out a rock for squats, more step ups (weighted this time) and derkins

    Mosey to flag for Quick Mary

    Tin snips
    And T-square led Lazy boys

    COT – continued prayers for T-Square’s rockstar M

    Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Thanks and til next time. Peace

  • Dough Nguyener Beatdown of the week – from Hokie

    The slacker Q was moving slow and arrived at 6:31 and was grateful to Catfish for not cheating the Pax out of any of their workout

    The warmup included 8 count body builders, SSH, grass grabbers, Imperial Walkers & Ascending Testicles

    1st round of the workout
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back
    100 SSH, run from pavilion to RR tracks & back and circle the six

    During round 1 the Q notices two pax were unable to participate in the runs so a quick modification was made. For all the following rounds, the non-runners would mosey the great lawn and the runs to RR tracks for remaining Pax were changed as follows

    Round 2
    10 burpees, run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back
    100 imperial walkers , run from pavilion to Cafe du Monde & back and circle the six

    Round 3
    10 burpees, run backwards across great lawn & back
    100 lunges , run backwards across great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 4
    10 burpees, run around great lawn & back
    100 Merkins , run around great lawn & back and circle the six

    Round 5
    10 burpees, run around great lawn stopping for 10 burpees in each corner

    Return to flag for COT

    CRAZY IVAN
    RUN CAJUN RUN

    Prayers – Frac’s brother in law passed away at 45 after a stroke. Keep Frac’s sister, Jo, in our prayers.

    After 7 Pax for the workout, we had 8 at Cafe Navarre for Dough Nguyener, Thumb War’s in-laws, King Cake

    Thank you for opportunity to lead, sorry for being a slacker … reminder I was 1 minute late for the start … Q’s should post 15 minutes early! I apologize

  • Who Wears Short Shorts at Renaissance – from Thumb War

    Ideal conditions: Temp was around 38 belt felt like the 20’s with the wind chill.

    Pax (7):
    Thumb War (Q)
    Triple Shift who pulled up just after me around 6:15 and made a lap around the Big Lake to warmup
    Frac Sac
    Catfish in his hunter’s orange and flops
    Heisenberg – Holy Shit. Pictures are worth a 1,000 words, but I was concerned about balls to the wall later in our workout. Let’s just say he’s Crazy Ivan ready, presuming he’s recovered from his knee scope
    Hokie Pokie – fully clothed and layered like me.
    Vagabond – clearly envious of Heisenberg

    Warm-a-Rama all IC:
    Hillbillies – unbeknownst to Catfish that LSU had a basketball team and lost to ArKANSAS the day prior felt I owed these to Hawgcyle
    Abe Vagodas
    SSH Burpees – 5 SSH by 2 Burpees (25/10 Total)
    Bat Wings
    Self love
    Mountain climber

    Mosey to the Big Lake bridge for bench work:

    Left leg step ups
    Dips
    Right leg step ups
    Incline Merkins
    Box jumps
    London bridges

    Mosey to Singing Oak Tree for Ring of Fire – 3 rounds holding Al Gore and then 10 Squats. The chimes very melodious and meditative and had be contemplating a yoga audible.

    From Singing Tree, we Bataan Death Marched or Burpee Catch Me If You Can Indian Run to the Foundry (3 burpees)

    Quarter MURPH on your own
    25 Pull Ups
    50 Merkins or Big Boy Sit ups
    75 Squats

    5 rounds of Sunday Mornings – 10 Air Presses or Overhead claps in the peoples chair, followed by 5 donkey kicks, on the 5th donkey kick up to Balls to the Wall with one merkin/shoulder press. That’s one. Heisenberg said everything stayed in.

    Mary
    Flutter Kicks, Tin snips, Freddie Mercuries, Penguins to wrap up it up 7:15

    In COT it was encouraged to reconnect with any sad clowns among us. Those we haven’t see in a while. Also Run Cajun Run “team” format presents a great opportunity to EH and introduce to F3.

    100% participation at Coffeeteria plus Gabby.

    I’m certain of one thing. Tthe cold was no much for this group this morning.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead my first Renaissance. Thank you for showing up!

  • Bringing Heavy to Wisner – from Vagabond

    Warmup

    Each pax chose a weight ranging from 25 lbs to 60 lbs, including ruck sacks, weighted vests, sandbags, etc. – carried throughout beatdown in double time across the mountain and back stopping at various intervals for 3 exercises.

    Black Jack 21s (21 reps apiece)

    Light
    -merkin
    -prisoner kneel
    -flutter kick 2is1

    Base 1
    -burpees
    -lunges 2is1
    -sit-ups

    Middle 1
    -donkey kicks
    -imperial squat walkers (4ct)
    -incline wife pleasers

    Base 2
    -alternating toe taps 2is1
    -Bobby Hurley
    -box cutters 1is1

    Middle 2
    -plank ups (4 ct)
    -bob & weave
    -v ups

    Base 2
    -shoulder tap 2is1
    -low slow squat with weight
    -on back alternating toe taps

    Light (did not complete)
    -Nolan Ryan
    -side squat with weight
    -hello dolly

    Extra: Mary

    COT and reminder of F3 Mission

  • Naperville beatdown – from Hokie

    F3 NOLA (Okwata) – 12.30.21
    Circle Up
    -Disclaimer: F3 is #1 FREE, #2 open to all men, #3 peer-led in a rotating fashion, #4 held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold, and #5 we always end in a circle of trust. I am not a professional. You are here of your own free will. I am not aware of any injuries you may have – MODIFY as necessary – push yourself, but do not hurt yourself. The creedo of F3 is, “Leave no man behind, leave no man where you found him.”

    Warm-A-Rama / Stretch-A-Rama
    Motivators from 5.
    Arm Circles Forwards – IC count for 10.
    Arm Circles Backwards – IC count for 10.
    Arm/shoulder stretches.
    Shoulder Taps IC to 20.
    Tempo Merkins IC to 10.
    Tempo Squats IC to 10.
    Quad Stretches – hold quad in place – count to 10 each leg Hamstring Stretches (lean down and stretch with one leg over the other, switch, and then legs together) Downward Dog Calf Stretch.

    Thang 1
    11’s (variation) – Start at the bottom of the hill. Perform 10 Merkins, run to the top of the hill and perform 1 burpee, run down the other side of the hill and perform 1 Big Boy Situp. Rinse repeat all the way down to Perform 1 Merkin, run up, Burpee, run down, 10 Big Boy Situps, finish with a Burpee and then run back down.
    10, 1, 1, 1
    9, 1, 2, 1
    8, 1, 3, 1
    7, 1, 4, 1
    6, 1, 5, 1
    5, 1, 6, 1
    4, 1, 7, 1
    3, 1, 8, 1
    2, 1, 9, 1
    1, 1, 10, 1 (END AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL WHERE YOU STARTED)

    Mosey over to one side of the fountain. London Bridge using the vertical iron barrier around the fountain. IC to 20.

    Thang 2
    Head over to the Lakeside area
    “Compass Derkins”
    4 PAX to each circular area in derkin position. On “down,” perform a derkin, PAX call out the count and then Q calls out “rotate” – all PAX rotates around the circle using hands and feet still in the derkin position (like a compass moving around the point). 5 reps.
    Step-ups (R leg lead), 20 count. Up called out by Q.
    Dips, 20 count. Down called out by Q.
    Compass Derkins, 5 more.
    Step-ups (L leg lead), 20 count. Up called out by Q.
    Dips, 20 count. Down called out by Q.

    Mosey back to the same side of the fountain. London Bridge using the vertical iron barrier around the fountain. IC to 10.

    Thang 3
    “BurpMerk Inchworm”
    All but one PAX spread out on every other parking stripe. The lone PAX remaining stands facing the others and starts at one end doing Burpees (one burpee in line with each PAX and then runs in a parallel line to the next PAX and continues the string of burpees). Meanwhile, all the other PAX are in Plank position and pump off 5 Merkins when he gets to each one of them and does his Burpee. When he gets to the last PAX, he assumes the Plank position at the next available spot and the first PAX in the group line starts his own Burpee run. Continue until everyone has had a turn at the Burpees. We went light pole to light pole – almost everyone had 2 times through.

    MARY:
    -Heel Touches IC to 30
    -Various Plank positions
    -Freddy Mercury’s IC to 20
    -Various stretches (knees tucked, pigeon stretch, “wife pleasers” etc.) -Stargazers for the last 30 seconds

    COUNT-O-RAMA XX PAX in attendance.
    FNG’s???
    NAME-O-RAMA
    ANNOUNCEMENTS/PRAYER REQUESTS –
    COT
    Will it matter in 1,000 years? Focus on the things that might (like how you treat your M, 2.0s and community). Put your energy into that!
    (End in prayer).

  • 6-10 Sprint on Hokie’s Bday – from Thumb War

    After a prior week’s SwoleFest, Kuch EH’d me for the Stomp Q stating that the Q can do whatever he wants, including sprint work on the track. I was sold.

    I naturally knew I should seek input from Sprint guru Pai Gai and that I did during the second half of the Ian Book beating. This is what we came up with this version of the 6-10 Sprint.

    I showed up to a Pax of 3 stretching and that’s all that would show as 5:30 struck.

    We slow pace jogged up Roosevelt Mall around NOMA to Wisner and back around NOMA but detoured around LCM to enter the track on the railroad side. I believe we covered a little over a mile before our track thang. Track was dark and wet but no problem.

    We would stay as a pax for 100 Meters easy jog/ recovery then 200 Meters hard / sprint. Once you concluded your 200 Meters sprint you would do a burpee. Then rinse and repeat adding a burpee. You would plank and wait for the 6. We did a total of 8 rounds with last round sprint being an entire lap (400 M). 8 carried significance as it was the # of times Ian Book was sacked the night before.

    With about 9 mins to spare we moseyed to the flag for Mary (Freddie mercuries, tin snips and LBT’s) and stretching led by High Rise. All in we covered about 3.3 miles.

    We concluded with COT.

    I thoroughly enjoyed the convo with our small PAX and a nice change of Tuesday scenery and faces I haven’t seen in a while. Don’t be afraid to put your stamp on the stomp!