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  • Dodging balls

    The pax met up last Saturday on the lakefront and quickly moseyed to Lamarque st playground. (Almost to quickly as the sun wasn’t quite all the way up yet…so a warm up ensued to let the day break a little more). The pax the divided up into two teams to play a version of dodgeball called “pinball.” Pinball is a game that originated in the 6 the grade PE class of YHC. The object of the game is to try and knock the opposing teams pin (cone) over. Some F3 modifications were made to keep the game in constant motion and the recommended HR above 160. If one is tagged out with a ball, 25 SSH, 10 merkins, and 5 burpees were performed to allow re-entry into the game. Also, a team exercise is of choice was performed if the cone is knocked over…

    The precise rules of the game were somewhat hazy, as the last time YHC played this game, he was wearing tight rolled jeans, a hyper colored shirt, and the new Bo Jackson sneakers from Nike.

    The cone is supposed to be in the paint? You can’t guard the cone? You have to knock the cone over, not just hit the cone? Oh well, who cares… let’s just play…

    A good time was had by all. The pax then moseyed back to the lakefront for COT, name o Rama and prayer.

    Special prayers for mathlete and his family, especially for his younger brother as they heal from the loss of their father.


  • You down with O.P.P.!!!

    I know what you late 30, early 40 F3 brethren who use to listen to Naughty by Nature are thinking.. However, let’s keep this PG13 and call it “Other Positive People”, “Old People Power”, “Obvious Pure Perspiration”, or simply makeup your own acronym of sorts and roll with it..

    Prethang

    YHC and Steve arrived 1 min late for the prethang as we stopped at every red light along 190, which will soon have additional lights to impede our journey north to the Gipper from Ole Mandeville. If you listen to 43 feet F3 podcast, one must agree as Dredd has stated in the past of this PULMAN. Turning these lights to blink yellow until after a reasonable flow of traffic begins to mount would be one suggestion, attention to any traffic light engineers in the audience.. Uoon arrival Moby informs us the PAX has already begun so we Mosey to catch-up as they make the halfway turn.

    Warmup

    All IC to 15 Imperial walkers, Hillbillies, Butt kicks, SSH, Mummy kicks and Toe Touches..

    Thang

    Inspired by talking with Gabrielle (#KrazyIvan VictoryMember) at the Barly Oak at Saturday’s F2 Q decides to keep the workout with all partner routines. PAX Mosey’s to the Taj Mahal for the O.P.P. This consists of P1 holding arm chair doing overhead claps, while P2 does Plank Jacks to 20. Partners switch and then on to the next Peter Parker’s followed by Parker Peters. Up the ladder and down the ladder then R/R… Q has a proud moment noticing Turbo has begun to perspire.. Whenever, I lead this is certainly a goal of mine which rarely is achieved so 👏🏻 to the man above for the 70 degree 100% humidity Gloom which surly assisted with this task.. Upon completion we journey to the justice center for B.O.M.B.S, (50 Burpees, 100 Overhead claps, 150 Merkins, 200 Big Boy sit-ups 😩, 250 Squats) keeping count cumulative while P1 did exercise P2 moseyed up the stairs and down the ramp. This was pulled from another PAX who seemingly never gets tired Tanked up, but also who fortunately the Q paired up with 😬.. Trying hard as I may to gas this animal it is with great disappointment that I fail… With Steve, Ringo, Einstein and Barely Legal pushing the Q on the run up the stairs and down the ramps, YHC quickly realizes that no matter how much better he thinks he his there is always room to improve.. Appreciate the push Brother’s!!

    With time quickly aproaching first team that finished assisted the other team with completion of the counts to respect the time. Moseyed to the flag to close.

    countarama, namarama, COT

    Tanked up prayed us out with thoughts of striving to always be difference makers and light to those in darkness!! Appreciate you Tanked up (#wolverine)

    Always enjoy the beatdown and F2 with the PAX at the Gipper!!!

    Thanks for following my lead!!

    Till the next Gloom 👊🏻👍🏻✌🏻!!!

  • Round Robin at The Gipper

    With our designated Q, Maverick, busy with his new 2.0, it was up to the PAX to deliver their own beatdown Wednesday morning at The Gipper. Go time arrived, the assembled veteran PAX disclaimed themselves silently, and then we got down to business.

    YHC initially took the lead with a warmup of SSHs, windmills, merkins, plank jacks, toe touches, seal jacks, imperial squat walkers and torso twists, all IC.

    Tanked Up! picked up the baton and moseyed the PAX to the back of the Taj Mahal where he administered a series of suicides – sprint/backpedal; shuffle there and back; and then old fashioned sprint there and back. Tanked Up! then ran us around to the front of the Taj Mahal, assembled us around the flagpole, and turned things over to Ringo.

    Ringo adopted Einstein’s “give the PAX an exercise to do while you bear crawl to the flagpole and back” routine and worked us over pretty good with merkins and various Mary exercises.

    After giving Einstein a little bit of his own medicine around the flagpole, Ringo then led the PAX to the front of the Justice Center for box jumps, the freak nasty, and step ups.

    Bushwacker took over at that point with a mosey around the Justice Center to the back stairs where we performed Irkins up the stairs, followed by bunny hops down the stairs. Rinse and repeat twice, descending with backwards bear crawls the first time and crab walks the next.

    Finally, Shooter mercifully took us back to the shovel flag for Mary: 45 seconds each of planks, Nolan Ryans each side, Rosalitas and finally Tanked Up!’s favorite, wife pleasers.

    Countorama, nameorama and Einstein prayed us out remembering our Southshore brother Terabyte and hoping that Maverick’s M and 2.0 are healthy and happy.

  • North Shore Chest & Core (I Think I’m Gonna Be Sore)

    QIC takes some pride in the idea that a Saturday beat down with Bushwacker as Q is going to be fairly intense (even if that idea is only in my head). F3 means different things to different guys. For some, it’s a great workout with some great motivation. To others, it’s having fun hanging out with fun guys who share similar values. And yet to to others, it’s an opportunity to lead and be lead, while setting an example and support for their brothers. To YHC, F3 is all of that and more! It can be said that there is a duty to the men who get out of the sack to meet the gloom for the Q to provide value at any given AO. How much value did you find today……?

    Pre-THANG FOREPLAY

    Rolling in a few ticks behind schedule, YHC was grateful to run into a healthy pack of pre-thang PAX on the return trip of their 2 mile tour.

    WARM-O-RAMA

    15XS each IC:

    SSH

    High Knees

    Good Mornings

    Butt Kicks

    Windmills

    THANG

    Four Corners: Girod, Claiborne, Marigny, Lakeshore

    1. (with a nod to Shooter) 25 Burpos
    2. 20 Burpos, 25 Rower Sit Ups
    3. 15 Burpos, 20 Rower Sit Ups, 25 LBCs
    4. 10 Burpos, 15 Rower Sit Ups, 20 LBCs, 25 Heal Pulses

    Burpee Mile: 12 Burpees followed by a run up Marigny x4

    Mosey eastward for…

    Captain Therkin:as opposed to how it was SUPPOSED to go with 1bigboysitup for every 4 putins with 5 merkins between each set…

    we did 1 merkin for every 4 big boy sit ups with 5 putins between each set…SORRY GUYS

    PAX did some semblance of an Indian Run back to home plate where we did…

    Circle Burp:While doing constant high knees, each man in turn called “down!”, whereupon the PAX dropped for a burpee. Continued until each had a turn.

    MARY

    x10 r foot on l knee, reach l elbow to r knee FLAPJACK

    25xs:

    Dying Cockroach

    Leg Lifts

    10xs:

    (Bastardized) Cockroach Resurrection…just for Tanked Up

    Crunchy Frogs

    V Ups

    30 seconds each:

    Plank

    Chill Cut Plank

    Mission Impossible Plank

    Left Hand Plank

    Right Hand Plank

    Plank

    COT, NAME-O-RAMA, PRAYER

    Russo prayed us out.

    I hope I brought value to this day for all of you gentlemen. I am humbled by your allowing me to lead you into battle!

  • Yes, but before you were Grandma’s boys….

    like a day before…you were Good Ole Boys. See proof below.

    good ole boys doing air presses
    circa Jan 09, 2019 6:00am


    Conditions: dawn-ish, cool, wind – 2 knots out of the northwest

    Disclaimer: Ich bin kein…

    Warmup: all 20xIC; side straddle hops, toe touches, imperial walkers, good mornings, arm circles, smurf jacks, ice-skater hops, hill-billys, lunges, squats, air-presses(maybe)

    Mosey to the Taj-Mahal : ladder run; frontward, backwards and laterals

    Then circle-up by the US flag, for bear-crawling, crab-crawling, and inch-worming, mixed in with various exercises of choice

    Mosey to the Justice Center parking garage, top deck, for sprints.

    Mosey back to the trail-head for three minutes of Mary

    Bushwacker leads us out with a prayer. RIP our Southshore F3 brother Terabyte

    Thanks for letting me lead. A good time was had by all who “showed-up.” Although some(one) didn’t get off the bus.

  • The Substitute Q

    We all remember having a substitute in school, it was almost like a free period… well this is F3 and there are no free periods, especially here on the north shore! With @the-manny being out of comission for the moment he had to call is a substitute Q.. and who better than @butt-splice himself!!! 16 men including myself decided not to fartsack and overcome the sad clown syndrome! 6 got the worm with 2 miles of foreplay and @josemourinho showed us all what a 10k foreplay looks like. With excitement we return back to the flag with smiling faces awating us and an almost unrecognizable @eiei (because of the beard not the belly!) Glad to have you back brother! An eastern sunrise on the shovel flag meant it was time for action!!!

    WARMARAMA

    20 SSH IC

    20 Toe Touches IC

    20 Seal Jacks IC

    20 Windmills IC

    20 Mummy Kicks IC

    20 Good Mornings IC

    20 Knee Highs IC

    20 Butt Kicks IC

    Mosey

    THANG

    1 min Plank

    5 Hand Release Merkins OYO (at least i think thats what their called…. either way do 5 of those)

    30 sec Side Plank Left

    5 Hand Release Merkins

    30 sec Side Plank Right

    5 Hand release Merkins

    30 sec Plank

    20 Shoulder Taps IC

    30 sec Plank

    recover, 10 count

    Mosey

    3 of the longest block in Mandeville make for a perfect Substitute assignment!!!

    headed north pax jog first block

    sprint second block and

    walk third block

    rinse and repeat… headed back south

    10 count,

    and to make it more like detention Q had something in mind that was meant to crush a man… but not f3 pax cuz we beast mode!!

    Qs original assignment for groups of 2 pax… 500 accumulative Jump Squats and 500 Lunges while the other backpedals the long mandeville block and sprints back…

    this creates a stir amongst the men that goes ignored by Q.

    and we begin!!!!

    once the 500 Jump Squats were accomplished Q calls an audible and saves the lunges for next time.. only for the sake of Mary… Q loves Mary!!

    but first… to top off the quad crippler….

    50 Box Jumps OYO

    return back to the flag

    MARY

    20 LBCs IC

    20 Freddie Mercurys IC

    20 Flutter Kicks IC

    20 Dying Cockroaches IC

    20 Hip Ups Left

    20 Hip Ups Right

    and recover….

    COT, BOM, @tankedup prays us out!

    Welcome our FNGs Slap Shot and Strange Brew

    Over and Out… your favorite substitute Q,

    Butt-Splice


  • Changing Directions

    Very gloomy Gloom at The Gipper this morning, but that didn’t stop the veteran PAX who took their red pills and showed up ready to make themselves better. In fact, most of the PAX, at least those tuned into this month’s ISI challenge, participated in a little foreplay by putting in a mile run before the beat down. The mumble chatter emanating from the Southshore about the Krazy Ivan seems to have galvanized the Northshore PAX in defense of the Freedom Hammer.

    Change of pace with our warmup this morning, using the simulated train platform at the trailhead for a dynamic warmup of skips, lunges, shuffles, carioca, freestyle, backstroke, ascending strides, and backpedals.

    Mosey to the front of the Justice Center for a passing game. We counted off and then bounce passed a tennis ball to one another in order while moving constantly within a square. Mastering the basics quickly, the PAX progressively added levels of difficulty, i.e. leaving the square after a pass to perform a SSH before coming back in to receive a pass, etc. YHC was impressed with the PAX’s dexterity. We seem to be getting better at these games. Or maybe just more tolerant of stupid ideas. At any rate, we dropped the ball less and consequently performed fewer penalty exercises than past attempts.

    Mosey to the side of the Justice Center for some Mary. Box cutters and then dynamic side planks, 20x IC each exercise.

    Recovery walk to back of the Justice Center for some agility drills and ramp action. First up was a 10 yard acceleration from cone to cone immediately followed by a sharp backpedal to the starting position. A couple rounds of interspersed with some Wile E Coyote, an exercise learned on a visit to Metro Charlotte consisting of a suspended “walk” laterally up a ramp by placing feet and hands on the railing. No one face planted so that was a plus.

    Image result for wile e coyote gif

    Then we hit agility round 2 with an X drill…sprint diagonally to a cone, shuffle laterally to a cone, and then turn and sprint to another cone. Mixed bear crawls up the Justice Center ramp with this one.

    Mosey back to the trailhead for two quick rounds of dot drills, essentially two foot hops in a diagonal and lateral pattern. Then another round of Mary with box cutters, Jane Fonda circles, alternating Supermans, and long flutter kicks, all IC 20x.

    Countorama, nameorama and Shooter prayed us out. Thanks for showing up men and thanks for letting me lead.

  • The Morning before the Nightmare before Christmas

    18 strong on the Mandeville Lakefront this morning, our warmup circle of pain expanding as the sun rose with long lost veteran EiEi finding his way out of the fartsack and back to the PAX just in time for the standard disclaimer.

    Off to the races with a warmup of Seal Jacks, Imperial Walker Squats, Toe Touches, Windmills, and Side Straddle Hops, all 20x IC.

    Mosey towards the Harbor for the next COP:  T Merkins, Jane Fondas, Wife Pleasers, Merkin Circle, Nolan Ryans, and Flutter Kicks. All IC with various rep counts.

    Mosey again towards the Harbor with another COP stop for front to back lunges, monkey humpers, and copperhead squats.  Again IC with various rep counts.

    Then all the way to the Harbor playground.  YHC divided the PAX into six teams of three for some rarajipari variations around the playground.  Good times and all in line with YHC’s diabolical plan to run the PAX as much as possible this morning to train surreptitiously for the Krazy Ivan without wearing them out for tomorrow afternoon’s Nightmare Before Christmas beat down.

    Indian Run back to the shovel flag for our countorama, nameorama and a prayer.

    Welcome FNGs Big Ugly, Bolt and Hawk!

    Thanks for letting me lead guys.  YHC always appreciate you playing along with my hare brained ideas.

  • FNG: Out of Work Hair Dresser

    As YHC pulled up to the Wednesday rendevieu point for “we south of I-12” a familiar looking vehicle simultaneously pulled in a few spots away.Taking the gamble that I wasn’t about to make a fool of myself, I jumped out pointing and waiving my hands. Sure enough, Steve had returned on a more permenant basis to reclaim his moniker of Out of Work Hair Dresser! Shooter pulled up and we were on our way to meet up with the Wednesday warriors of The Gipper.

    The frosty gloom was ripe for a proper beat down, and QIC was ,indeed, hoping not to disappoint.

    WARM O RAMA

    Toes Touches x20

    Cherry Pickers x 15

    Imperial Walkers x10

    Fire Hydrants Rx10 Lx10

    Scorpion Kicks x10

    THANG

    Gathered at Clock Tower, PAX did_____ while each individual did _______…..

    R1 Hi Knees, 50%/100% sprints

    R2 Butt Kicks, Side Shuffle

    Mosied to court house for Irky Dirks: OYO Irkin up each step, Dirkin down each step

    Mosied to parking lot outside parking garage; suicides to each parking space line

    Mosied up the parking garage ramps and down the steps  and over the front of court house for some Freak Nasties, Box Jumps, Irkins, and Step Ups

    Indian Run back to clock tower to continue…

    R3 Squats, Backward/forward sprint

    R4 SSH, Bunny Hops

    COT – Out Of Work Hair Dresser prayed us out

    Many thanks to the brave souls showed up and stuck it out even when they discovered it was Bushwacker they would be following. APPRECIATION

  • Is that the Salvation Army?

    With it being just over two weeks before Christmas, bells could be heard along the lakefront in Mandeville on a cold and dreary Saturday morning. Could it be the salvation army ringing their bells to get donations from the dedicated runners on the Lakefront? No sir, it is a bunch of idiots doing ten burpees everytime they ring a cowbell…..

    Warm Up:

    15 Toe Touches IC, 20 Windmills IC, 20 IW’s IC, 20 SS Hops IC, 20 Butt Kicks IC, 20 High KNees IC, 10 Forward Arm Rolls IC, 10 Reverse Arm Rolls IC, 10 Overhead Claps IC

    Cowbell Instructions:

    Every time you hear the cowbell, stop and do ten burpees. At the beginning of the beat down, that cowbell was like the pretty girl at the dance. Everybody wanted to have some time with it. About half way through, she turned into the ugly girl at the dance. Nobody wanted anything to do with it. BUT, everyone had their chance to dance which meant, with 10 Pax, we did a hundred burpees through out the work out. I think Zoo Lander might have rang it twice, so maybe 110.

    Mosey to first block: Bolt 45s, 5 Dive Bomber Push Ups IC, 5 Lunges IC

    Mosey to second block: Rinse and Repeat  exercises from Block 1 and add 5 Absolutions

    Mosey to third block: Rinse and Repeat exercises from Block 2, and add 10 Freak Nasties IC

    Mosey to the park: Ascending Burp and Groin

    Each pac does a burpee. After the merkin part of the burpee, do a groiner. Everytime you do a burpee increase the merkin and groiner by one rep. Do this until you get to ten merkins and ten groiners. So I guess if you add these burpees into it, we did 120. By this point, who the hell is counting. 

    Mary: Bruce Lees- 10 Leg Lifts OYO, 10 LBCs IC, 10 Heel Touches IC, 10 100s IC, 10 Putins IC, 10 Crunchy Frogs OYO

    Rinse and Repeat this three times. Second set increase reps to 12 for all exercises. On the third set, increase reps to 15. Kudos to Coconuts to ringing the cowbell during the Mary to give our abs a break. Only at F3 is doing 10 burpees a break from anything. 

    Indian run back to the flag.

    Bushwacker prayed us out. Great F2 at the coffeteria after.