The Substitute Q
The Substitute Q

The Substitute Q

Date:01/05/19
QIC:Butt Splice
PAX:The Hammer, Eiei, Tanked Up, Chewy, Jose Mourinho, Water Pick, Grundy, Strange Brew, Slap Shot, Turbo Tax, Bushwhacker, Maverick, Toto, Butt-Splice, Barely Legal, Psycho

We all remember having a substitute in school, it was almost like a free period… well this is F3 and there are no free periods, especially here on the north shore! With @the-manny being out of comission for the moment he had to call is a substitute Q.. and who better than @butt-splice himself!!! 16 men including myself decided not to fartsack and overcome the sad clown syndrome! 6 got the worm with 2 miles of foreplay and @josemourinho showed us all what a 10k foreplay looks like. With excitement we return back to the flag with smiling faces awating us and an almost unrecognizable @eiei (because of the beard not the belly!) Glad to have you back brother! An eastern sunrise on the shovel flag meant it was time for action!!!

WARMARAMA

20 SSH IC

20 Toe Touches IC

20 Seal Jacks IC

20 Windmills IC

20 Mummy Kicks IC

20 Good Mornings IC

20 Knee Highs IC

20 Butt Kicks IC

Mosey

THANG

1 min Plank

5 Hand Release Merkins OYO (at least i think thats what their called…. either way do 5 of those)

30 sec Side Plank Left

5 Hand Release Merkins

30 sec Side Plank Right

5 Hand release Merkins

30 sec Plank

20 Shoulder Taps IC

30 sec Plank

recover, 10 count

Mosey

3 of the longest block in Mandeville make for a perfect Substitute assignment!!!

headed north pax jog first block

sprint second block and

walk third block

rinse and repeat… headed back south

10 count,

and to make it more like detention Q had something in mind that was meant to crush a man… but not f3 pax cuz we beast mode!!

Qs original assignment for groups of 2 pax… 500 accumulative Jump Squats and 500 Lunges while the other backpedals the long mandeville block and sprints back…

this creates a stir amongst the men that goes ignored by Q.

and we begin!!!!

once the 500 Jump Squats were accomplished Q calls an audible and saves the lunges for next time.. only for the sake of Mary… Q loves Mary!!

but first… to top off the quad crippler….

50 Box Jumps OYO

return back to the flag

MARY

20 LBCs IC

20 Freddie Mercurys IC

20 Flutter Kicks IC

20 Dying Cockroaches IC

20 Hip Ups Left

20 Hip Ups Right

and recover….

COT, BOM, @tankedup prays us out!

Welcome our FNGs Slap Shot and Strange Brew

Over and Out… your favorite substitute Q,

Butt-Splice