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  • No Cancel Q! – from Sea Man

    Dropping temperatures buoyed our spirits as sixteen men of steel, 2 without sleeves posted in the first New Year’s freeze. All eager to show their metal, so much so Tinkles tried to steal my Q! Using some derogatory words, that I was feeble, gimpish, and have chronic halitosis, all of which is true, I would not be deterred!

    Off they went running like gazelles and me like Quasimodo.

    Quick warm up of IW, SSH, Arm Circles forward….and Reverse, into the plank position we pounced for 60 seconds of plank, 10 Mericans, 10 Peter Parkers, 10 Parker Peters, 10 more Mericans, and an additional 60 seconds of plank.

    A quick mosey to the shelter where we AMRAP through counts of 22-
    Left Leg Step Up
    Right Leg Step Up
    Left Leg Bulgarian SPLL
    Right Leg Bulgarian SPLL
    Dips
    Declines

    After each set we would lunge walk to Oak Alley and back!

    After completed a lap around the Alley, back for some Marry – LBCs, Box Cutters, Doctor W, Penguins

    Another lap around the Alley and some more Mericans and some more dips followed by the Alley.

    Last set was Merican Jacks, 4 plank jacks for every merican, sort of a Jack Web, followed by a call out marry, ending in pickle pounders of love!

  • Ringing in the New Year Sweaty Bells Style – from Willie

    Warm up with SSH, Self Love, Arm Circles (F/B), Imperial Walkers, all x 22 IC

    Mosey over to the field for more warm up with the bell. Halos, Overhead Thrust, Curls, Tricep Extensions all x 22 IC

    Shuttle runs using 4 trees on the side of the field as markers with 22 curls for each.

    Mosey to the Audubon Statue, partner up for DORA 123… Mercansx100, Squats x 200, LBCs x 300 while the partner ran the short loop.

    Ended with Penguins x 22 IC

    COT ensued, and we ended with coffee in the parking lot .

  • Ringing in the New Year Sweaty Bells Style – from Willie

    Warm up with SSH, Self Love, Arm Circles (F/B), Imperial Walkers, all x 22 IC

    Mosey over to the field for more warm up with the bell. Halos, Overhead Thrust, Curls, Tricep Extensions all x 22 IC

    Shuttle runs using 4 trees on the side of the field as markers with 22 curls for each.

    Mosey to the Audubon Statue, partner up for DORA 123… Mercansx100, Squats x 200, LBCs x 300 while the partner ran the short loop.

    Ended with Penguins x 22 IC

    COT ensued, and we ended with coffee in the parking lot .

  • You’re In on the Mountain – from Sea Man

    Gray Georgian sky’s upon the mountain hung.
    With no sign of blue The Victors could not be sung

    Four mighty men and a four legged friend began the year anew
    Off we trotted to Gibson’s glade all covered in the misty dew

    A circle we made and flaid we did!
    My four legged friend found no joy
    In search of relief the kanine saw his ploy

    “Imperial Walkers” barked the Q

    With stealy eyes my kanine what he need to do
    To Doouie he leaped toward and would not head
    In cadence did his leg raise!

    “Parker Peters” barked the Q

    Into the grass dove Douie with no phase!
    1,2,3, Douie’s in year un!

    The pax separated I with my ruck and they with their charge
    To the mountains we would move with Dignhy and his barge

    Up to the skies we surged
    Hope our sins would be purged!

    Burpees on the turn
    To the heavens our legs would burn

    Back down to earth
    The place of our birth

  • You’re In on the Mountain – from Sea Man

    Gray Georgian sky’s upon the mountain hung.
    With no sign of blue The Victors could not be sung

    Four mighty men and a four legged friend began the year anew
    Off we trotted to Gibson’s glade all covered in the misty dew

    A circle we made and flaid we did!
    My four legged friend found no joy
    In search of relief the kanine saw his ploy

    “Imperial Walkers” barked the Q

    With stealy eyes my kanine what he need to do
    To Doouie he leaped toward and would not head
    In cadence did his leg raise!

    “Parker Peters” barked the Q

    Into the grass dove Douie with no phase!
    1,2,3, Douie’s in year un!

    The pax separated I with my ruck and they with their charge
    To the mountains we would move with Dignhy and his barge

    Up to the skies we surged
    Hope our sins would be purged!

    Burpees on the turn
    To the heavens our legs would burn

    Back down to earth
    The place of our birth

  • Gettin Sweaty after Christmas – from Triple Shift

    The issue with writing a backblast a week after it happens is that you forget almost everything that happens…sigh! Well, King Kong strong armed me into this Q and I am glad I had the opportunity to lead 15 other PAX members for a glorious after Christmas beatdown.

    DISCLAIMER AND WARMARAMA
    I gave my usual disclaimer that I’m not a professional trainer and I am not insured so ‘push yourself but don’t hurt yourself, modify as needed.’ With Willie coming in 3 minutes late, we did 15 burpees in cadence as a penalty, so Willie won’t do that again. This is where it starts getting fuzzy.
    30 SSH, 10 Slow Vigodas, 20 Low Slow Squats followed by a Plank O Rama of Peter Parkers, Shoulder Taps, Parker Peters, and Floyd Mayweather’s all 15 IC

    THE THANG
    We lined up and did an animal parade of bear crawls going out and crawl bears coming back. Duck Walks and Walk Ducks and finally Monkeys each side.
    Now that we’re warm, we proceed to the long planter ledge and do 10 single leg squats (right leg) with the KB then 20 KB swings. Rinse and repeat with the left leg. After the single leg squats, we do Bulgarian Split Squats (10 each leg with 20 KB swings in between). Finally, we head to the wrought iron benches to perform 10 hip thrusts followed by 20 KB swings x 2. Time is running short, so we do a set of MARY with flutter kicks, dying cockroaches and box cutters.

    COUNTOFF, NAMERAMA, AND COT
    Did the countoff and welcomed FNG Sparky and Roux Paul who came back to town after moving to Virginia. Prayers for those who are suffering and dealing with health issues. Finally, gave thanks to the Creator for the strength and breath to live another day to become better men.

  • MABA with some make up or lagniappe – from Hokie

    It was an ever so slightly chilly, 36°, upon our arrival, so after a very quick disclaimer, we started with a 300m mosey to get the blood a-flowin’ followed with SSH, grass grabbers and arm circles before lining up along the goal line for the explanation which was short n sweet …

    Do 5 burpees,
    lunge walk 5 yards,
    rinse & repeat to the other goal line…
    100 yards of lunges, 105 burpees

    Lunge back and circle the six so some got an extra 10 – 40 burpees

    Mosey to the rock pile with the instructions to get a rock heavy enough to challenge yourself and bench press for 1 minute.

    Next evolution, EMOM 5 burpees and then bench press your rock

    After two minutes we rotated counter clockwise one position so we could all see who had heavy and who had light rocks 😉

    15 minutes later we moseyed back to the flag for our final 5 burpees and some stretching.

    Thank you for allowing me to lead!

  • A little chill in the air – from Fracsac

    It was a balmy 36 degrees at the View with a cool north breeze creating a fear factor of 26 degrees, but still nowhere near the temps the pax in Fargo ND are experiencing…..

    Disclaimer given,

    Much needed Warmup :

    Typical stuff: SSH, IW, Arm circles

    The Thang

    Grab a coupon, do 10 reps of something and do burpees. Move to the next location, and do it again. Rinse and Repeat. Sometimes we ran from point A to B, sometimes we carried our coupons. Two things for sure:
    1. Completed 100 burpees
    2. 45 minutes total

    End in COT

    Coldest day of the year is no match for the elite of F3! Well, that really only goes for Kennah Brah and YHC…..

    SYITG

  • Cold and Windy Tabata – from Snooze

    Nine PAX decided to test out the adage that one can’t get cold while lifting cinder blocks. While I believe this still to be true, this adage clearly does not account for howling winds along with frigid temperatures. Despite lots and lots of coupon lifting, it was cold. Very, very cold.

    Warm (sorta) Up:

    SSH x 20
    Windmills x 10
    8 Count BBs x 10
    Self-love OYO

    The Thang

    TABATA!!

    40 seconds of work; 12 seconds of rest; 4 rounds.

    1. Alternating Hand Block Merkins
    2. Goblet Squats
    3. Curl Presses
    4. Heavy Freddies
    5. Blockees
    6. Block Swings
    7. Overhead Press
    8. Block Flutter Kicks
    9. Block Merkins
    10. Block Lunges
    11. Block Rows
    12. Windshield Wipers

    This took us right on into COT. As always, thanks for the opportunity to lead.

  • 7-11 – from Akbar

    We know it, and love it. It has history, nostalgia, good memories of childhood or yesterday. We may have had our first illegal drink or magazine here. It’s been in epic movies like Heathers, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, and Clerks. But we didn’t go to 7-11 today, the 7’s and 11’s came to us. .

    Conditions:
    WU: 37, feels like 31, no wind thank the Lord

    Warm up:
    x10 IC SSH, Toe Touches, Wind Mills, Butt Kicks, High Knees, Arm Circles (F/B)

    Thang: 7-11
    7’s Pull ups, Merkins at the playground
    7’s Mosey to Lakefront stopping at intersections for Squat, Plank Jack

    11’s at the wall. Irkins, Freak nasty, high skip
    11’s at Rips: Calf Raises, Rocky Balboa’s on stairs

    7’s Mosey back via Noah’s Ark, stop at intersections for LBC/ Wife Pleasers.

    Mary LBC x 10 IC

    Count, Name, Hammer prayed us out.

    Announcements: Krazy Ivan Feb 8th. Run Cajun Run Feb 1st. Get your teams together.

    Nake Man Moleskin:
    Great conversation with Hammer as always. YHC was sore from last weeks beatdowns, so we took it easy today. The only man on the lakefront happened to walk by during wife pleasers – hope it made his day.