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  • 7 Men of The Renaissance

    7 Men of The Renaissance

    Even at 0630 the heat and the humidity were present, but 7 men committed to give it their all and push through it. A brief disclaimer was given, followed by a short mosey to the NOMA steps for a warmup:

    • SSH IC x 31
    • IW IC x 15
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • GG IC x 10
    • Bat wings – AC fwd and back, OH Clap, Seal Clap, Moroccan Night Club

    Start off with Ascending ‘mericans on the steps of NOMA. Start with 1 at the bottom and increase to 8 at the top.

    Mosey to some cones set up about 30 yards apart in the grass. Here’s what happened:

    • Bear Crawl IC to midway, followed by 10 ‘mericans, then bear crawl to the end IC followed 10 more ‘mericans
    • Lunge Walk IC/monkey humpers IC on the way back
    • 11’s OYO, with Burpees on one side, run between, Bonnie Blairs on the other end (2 is 1 on BB’s)

    Circle up for Embrace The Suck:

    • 7 SSH’s, 7 ‘mericans, 7 Bobby Hurleys continuously OYO for 3 minutes
    • 1 minute rest
    • 3 more minutes of The Suck

    Mosey behind NOMA for Sunday Mornings

    • 10 air presses in Peoples Chair, 5 Donkey Kicks, followed by 1 BTTW Shoulder Press (That’s 1) x 5
    • Finish with Rocky Balboas IC x 15

    Mosey back to the 3 Shovel Flags for COT

    NMM

    This was Door Dash’s first visit to The Renaissance, he’s a solid The View guy. Glad to see him make it out.

    Iron Pax Challenge is coming up in September, so sign up and help NOLA show The Nation how awesome we are.

    Both of my recent Q’s (Friday and Sunday) The Suck has made an appearance. If you need to work on increasing one’s endurance, this is the one to bring! That Bat Wing thing came back too, it’s great to prep the arms for a work out.

    What a great way to start the week, followed by our regular awesome coffeteria!

    SYITG

  • Ascend and Launch (WPM 2020-08-14)

    Another excellent morning on the mountain with 24 PAX: Angie’s List, Chowdah, El Wire, G Spot, Jingle Vader, Moana, Mulligan, Sandbar, Wipeout, Eager Beaver, Gabrielle, Dry Socket, Quincy, Squeal, Shurly, Jadaveon, Tube Steak, Bad Moon, Mr. Peabody, Seaman, Bones, Shocker, Tinkles, Catfish (Q).

    Started with a mosey over to the base of the mountain. Warmed up with arm circles (both ways), Windmills (Abe Vigoda), Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Assembled at the base for the ascent.

    First leg was 10 burpees, run backwards up the first two inclines to the first flat. Planked and waited for the six with peter parkers.

    Second leg was 20 bonnie blairs, bear crawl to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Parker peters.

    Third leg was 30 merkins, duck walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with shoulder taps.

    Fourth leg was 40 flutter kicks (one is one), crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Fifth leg was 50 squats, crab walk to about the stairwell entrance, mosey to the incline, then backwards run to the next flat. Planked and waited for the six with Floyd Mayweathers.

    Sixth leg was 60 LBTs (one is one), bear crawl to the top of the mountain.

    Continued with Jack Webbs up to eleven, then did an excercise called Failure to Launch (hold Al Gore while Q counts down from 10, then get a solid jump up with knees to the chest.

    Took the stairs back down to the base, circled back up for some Catalina Wine Mixers. Back to the flag, finished out with a solid 2.5 minutes of 8-count bodybuilders.

    Excellent workout with a nice big group. Thanks to all who attended!

  • Black Jack Twenty One’s

    Black Jack Twenty One’s

    A half dozen pax mustered on the NOMA entrance after the disclaimer for a quick warm-up.  We then moseyed to 7 areas around the south lagoon for 21 reps of 21 exercises OYO.  Covered about 1.5 miles.  Need to get the bugs worked out on the counts but otherwise everything went smoothly. The Park is a perfect beatdown background.

    21×21

    1. Burpees
    2. Monkey humpers
    3. Dying cockroaches
    4. Derkins
    5. Jump squats
    6. Big boys
    7. Plank jacks
    8. Prisoner lunges
    9. Flutters
    10. Decline shoulder taps
    11. Step-ups
    12. V-ups
    13. Elbow up downs
    14. Squat kicks
    15. LBCs
    16. Plank alternating toe touches
    17. Hillbillies
    18. Hello Dolly
    19. Floyd Maywethers (incline plank with forward punches)
    20. Imperial walkers
    21. Wife pleaser

    Closed with 3 reps of obligatory Sunday Mornings, then COT, the best part

  • Jinglefishes (Mothership 2020-08-08)

    Another balmy morning at the Mothership with 9 PAX: Moana, Sphinxter, Snooze, Fracsac, Rudy, Dry Socket, Machete (FNG), Heisenberg, and Catfish (Q).

    Started on the Great Lawn with some Abe Vigodas and Grass Grabbers. Then got in a little SSH, then arm circles, overhead claps, then seal claps. Moved to faces for peter parkers, shoulder taps, plank jacks, and a nice plank hold. Got back to feet to round out the warmup with 8-count bodybuilders.

    Lined up at south end of lawn for some Killer Bs (bear crawl, broad jumps burpees). PAX bear crawled 3 tree lengths, then broad jumped back, stopping to do 3 burpees after each 5 broad jumps. After first round, moved to sixes for flutter kicks and dying roaches. Did another round of Killer Bs, then to six for penguins and LBCs. Did a third round of Killer Bs, then to sixes for V-ups and Freddie Mercury.

    Crossed the street to the benches. Did a round of Back Webbs (decline merkins and Y-ups). Hit the benches for bulgarian split squats (one set each leg in cadence), box jumps, and dips. Added some box jumps for good measure, then did a round of Leg Webbs (Squat / Bonnie Blairs with 1:2 ratio like a Jack Webb).

    Moved to peristyle for calf raises. Then moved to monkey humpers, then donkey kicks. Did a bear crawl lap around the peristyle to rest the legs, then handstand presses. Got in some more Mary with tin snips, then a round of nickels and dimes (5 burpees, 10 hand release merkins in a minute).

    Back to flag for COT.

  • Okwata 2020-07-30

    Another morning out on the lake with 3 pax: Da Parish, Jingle Vader, and Catfish (Q).

    Moseyed over to the House of Pain to start with some SSH, Abe Vigoda, and Grass Grabbers. Jumped right into the workout with a quarter murph (25 pullups, 50 merkins, 75 squats), bookended with side straddle hops instead of running.

    After this, lined up at base of the levee. Did 10 burpees, then crawl-beared up the levee, bonnie blairs at top, run back down. Rinsed and repeated for 3 total rounds.

    Moseyed over to canal blvd. Monkey humper ring of fire, then bernie sanders up the road, run back. Then did an Al Gore / Irish Jackass ring of fire, bernie sanders up the road, run back. Moseyed across lakeshore, grabbed some bench for bulgarian split squats, dips, and derkins. Moseyed back to start for COT.

  • 610 Stomp 2020-07-28

    Lovely balmy morning at the Stomp with 4 PAX: Belloq, Tool, Da Parish, and Catfish (Q).

    Did a standard run with 10 burpees every six minutes. 18 minutes out, then 18 minutes back. 60 burpees total.

    Once everyone was back, went for some core work. Flutter Kicks, Absolution (see Exicon for details), American Hammer / Russian Twist, V-Ups. Finished out with some 8-count BBs.

  • Strength in Numbers?

    Four PAX at LCM in City Park for another Monday Swolefest with hopes to hone the physique and sweat out the weekend impurities. Good to see JJ back in the mix the last few weeks, and good to see a couple others that didn’t succumb to the fartsack that seems to be plaguing many of our brethren. A last minute Q vacancy presented itself so YHC threw something together to test out the strength-in-numbers theory, and see how close to 1000 reps we could get with various block and non-block exercises. Here’s what we did:

    Warmup: SSH, WM, GG, AC, Toy Soilders, Squats LS & Side Lunge


    The Thang: Repetitive rounds of 10 exercises, x30ea in first round, x25ea in second, x20ea….

    1)Thruster w/ block

    2) Roach Press (combo of a dying cockroach and a chest press)

    3)Curls (mixed grip)

    4)RL Stepups

    5)Dips

    6)LL Stepups

    7)Block Swings

    8)Wildcard (Catfish – alt lunges w/block)

    9)Wildcard (High Rise – Tricep Extensions)

    10)Wildcard (Jesus Juice – Side leans w/block)

    Second round included all of the above and switched the wildcards to front rows, leg lifts, and Bonnie Blairs….Catfish was a machine leading these BBs IC x25!

    Third round went through first 3 sets, then time allowed for x5 manmakers to cap things off.

    We hit 615 reps total, not including the warmup…hopefully these did in fact make the PAX stronger…my arms were smoked afterwards. Perhaps we can do more next time.


    COT included thoughts for Brown Bag’s family as well as all of those associated with small businesses that are impacted by the shutdowns, restrictions, staffing issues, and more.

    Good conversations this am, good company, good way to start the week.

    Tool

  • First Q

    At 0530, eight? PAX gathered at the View for my first Q

    After the disclaimer we started our Warm up with: 15 Goof ball,  15 Chinook, 15 self love, 15 imperial walkers, 15 low slow squats, 15 peter parker’s,  and lastly 10 crab heel touch. 

    The Thang

    We moseyed down towards Treasure Chest and grabbed a rock and did an eleven workout. First was a squat, then ran to the top of the hill and did  5 diamond pushups on the rock…next we ran down the hill and preformed jackknives, then back over repeating the exercises while holding the rock

    Once that was completed we partnered up and performed “race to 200” with the rocks. One person would perform curls until they could not go any longer, then would pass off the rock to their partner to do the same. This went back and forth until 200 reps were completed.

    Back to the flag for COT.

  • Go Fish

    YHC arrived to the AO a few minutes early to set out some cones, but the rain poured from above, which drew the 4 Pax to the dry entrance of NOMA. At 0630 the disclaimer was issued and we ventured out to test one of the Core Principles, held outdoors rain or shine.
    SSH IC x 31, Grass Grabbers IC x 10, Abe Vigodas IC x 10, IW IC x 15, AC IC x 20

    Back to the cover to deal out 7 cards each from the F3 workout deck. The game? Go Fish! It was technically wet enough to be like swimming like a fish! Rules were simple: If you get a matching pair, you Q both exercises on the cards. If the reps are given, complete as such. If no reps provided, complete exercise of number on the card plus 10. Hokie won, but there were no losers today!

    Finish off with 5 Sunday Mornings behind NOMA

    End with COT

    Naked Man Moleskin: The rain didn’t actual start until 0615, but it never stopped after that for the duration of the beat down. Go Fish was a fun change, but we never drew the jokers, which were to be 20 Burpees for the temptation joker and dealers choice for leave no man behind joker. Maybe next time! Plenty of Q spots available across the board! Sign up and fulfill another Core Principle! Peer led!

    SYITG

  • Start with Shoes off???

    Start with Shoes off???

    At 0630 after a brief intro and disclaimer by Hokie, Hokie and Catfish decided to lead 4 Pax in some new stuff focusing on strengthening our feet, arches of our feet, and toes by asking the Pax to remove their shoes.

    Part of the disclaimer by Hokie was not all workouts have to be beatdowns, even when Catfish is involved 😉 The links for these new exercises are https://posturedirect.com/how-to-fix-flat-feet/ and https://posturedirect.com/improve-your-ankle-dorsiflexion/

    We did have a 5th Pax join us during our Foot Focus warm ups

    After 10 minutes of foot focused exercises we continued our warm up with big arm circles both forward and backward and Abe Vigodas

    The Cinderblock party then started with 1 minute of right leg step ups onto the cider blocks raising trailing knee as high as possible and 1 minute of left leg step ups, followed by 4 minutes of burpees jumping over the cinder blocks after each burpee. Then 1 minute of right leg step up and leap over the cinder blocks and one minute repeat with left leg.

    Next was another disclaimer about protecting our backs followed by two minutes of lunges with twists while holding cinder blocks close to our chests and two minutes of Sumo Squats with Cinder blocks.

    We concluded our front of NOMA tour with two minutes of bench presses with cinder blocks before doing farmer carries with two cinder blocks each to the back of NOMA.

    Once at the back of NOMA, before closing with our usual Sunday Morning ritual, we assumed one legged endurance squats with left leg up followed by one minute right leg up while in squat position…. no cinder blocks!!! We finished with Sunday mornings and a farmers carry back to the flag.

    It is always a pleasure to create something new to change up our workouts so we can not be accused of being predictable. I thank Catfish for the very different beginning and would not be surprised to see us do that again as I believe all agreed it was good!

    We closed with our COT lifting up our F3 brothers and giving thanks for F3!

    All in attendance left with two party favors, their own set up two F3 coupons. We then had 120% attendance at coffeeteria as Gabby joined us at PJ’s.