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  • It’s about that time for….

    A disclaimer? No, that’s just what we have to do at the beginning of these beatdowns.  So, with a disclaimer, we are off!

    Mosey to lawn in front of Loyola for warm up with a little help from my friends!

    • Alternating Open Gates IC X20
    • Imperial Walkers with help from Gideon IC X20
    • Kim Jong Uns aka Supreme Leaders IC X20’s
    • Low Slow Squats with help from Thumb Wars IC X20
    • Olivia Newton John’s IC X20 (brought these PAX-pleasers from the Fly Q)

    Nice job Triple Shift for suggesting Co-Q’s to newish PAX to help them get acclimated to leading.  I think it will pay off. 

    Mosey to bottom of Mountain for:

    Here it is…It’s been awhile…Yes it’s time for…Indian Run to top of Mountain!  PAX form 3 lines and up we go!  Can’t remember last time we did this at WPM.  6 floors, Incline run with sprints, 80 plus degrees with Heat Index in the 90’s.  We got this PAX!  Let’s GO!

    Ok.  That was tough. 

    At top, partner up for B.O.M.B.S. All below counts are cumulative.  PAX one runs down top ramp and back to top running backwards while PAX two completes exercises.  Flapjack till reps are complete.

    • 50 Burpees
    • 100 OH Press in People’s Chair
    • 150 Merkins
    • 200 Big Boy Sit-Ups  (had to modify these to 150 because they were taking some time)
    • 250 Squats (modified these to 200)

    Got some comments on mumblechatter about butt-burn from the Big Boy Sit-Ups.  I call that Character Building!  My job is done.

    Down stairs and mosey to Bench’s for:

    • Bulgarian Split Squats L IC X15
    • Dips IC X20
    • Bulgarian Split Squats R IC X15

    Time is running short.  Mosey back to flag for count-off, name-o-rama, intentions and prayer.

  • A Good Ole Fashion Beat Down!

    It was an extremely humid morning at the Birdcage where 32 PAXs came together for a good ole fashion beat down! After the standard disclaimer and identification of FNGs (there were 2), we proceeded to mosey into the field in front of Audubon Zoo for warm up exercises.  I an effort to encourage more PAX to join the Q sheet, I voluntold Quincy and Moist to each lead an exercise.  

    Warm up Exersises consisted of the following all in cadence:

    SSH x20, Windmills x10 (lead by Quincy), Forward Arm Circles x10, Backwards Arm Circles (Seaman style) x10, Self Love x10

    The PAX then made their way to the front of the Zoo, partnered up and had a DORA 1,2,3 consisting of 100 Merkins, 200 Bobby Hurley’s, 300 Freddie Mercury’s (1:1). While one pax was exercising their partner was running the loop. Once the lap was completed, the PAX switched. The count was cumulative, and this process continued until all reps were complete.

    Once DORA was complete, the PAX mosyed to the pull up station, broke up into 6 groups.  Pull ups x10 was the count, while the rest of groups were Hillbillies, Plank Jacks, Squats, Hurpees, and LBCs. The Pax rotated through each group.

    The workout was concluded with a round of Mary and some stretching. The exercises were as follows, all in cadence:

    Penguins x 15, LBCs (lead by Moist) x15, Hello Dolly x 15, Freddie Mercury’s x15

    The COT ensued with the Count off, Nameorama, announcements, and closing prayer. We welcomed two FNGs this morning Two Wrongs and LittleTiny Tree 

    loop 

  • Low & Slow…and No Burpees!

    Coming in hot for my Q. Arrived at 5:30 on the nose! The PAX seemed to be sweating it out. After the botched disclaimer we were off. (There was some chatter about how I was a not a personal trainer but I was a professional trainer).

    Mosey around parking lot to the front of the stage for:

    SSH x 20

    Windmills x 15

    Arm Circles Forward x 10

    Arm Circles Backward x 10 (with a descending count to welcome Seaman back from vacation

    Hillbillies x 20

    Slow mosey to start of oak alley then: knee highs to first light, butt kicks to second light, bear crawl to third light, crab walk to final light.

    Mosey to the front of the zoo for some low slow dirty mac deuce. After each set of exercises we ran a lap to magazine street and back. Tclaps to G-Spot and El wire who led the way on most of these. Also to Jadeveon and Flaming Lips who blew by me on every lap!

    First Round

    Low Slow Merkin x 12

    Low Slow Squat x 15

    Low Slow Peter Parker x 24

    Second Round

    Low Slow Incline Merkin x 12

    Low Slow Bulgarian Split Lunge x 12 each side

    Low Slow Peter Parker x 24

    Third Round

    Low Slow Decline Merkin x 12

    Low Slow Dips x 20

    Low Slow J-Lo x 24

    Fourth Round

    Low Slow Carolina Dry Docks x 12

    Low Slow Monkey Humpers x 24

    Low Slow Freddy Mercury x 24

    Mosey to the pull up bars. Split up into 4 groups. Ten pullups was the count. Other groups were Plank Jacks, LBC’s, and Shoulder Taps.

    After a time check of 6:11 we stayed where we were and squeezed in some Mary:

    Russian Twist x 20

    Dying Cockroach x 20

    Box Cutters x 20

    Fast as you can (or want to) run back to the flag. Count off & Namorama. Announcements to sign up for Iron Pax challenge. Prayers for Jadeveon’s mom as she deals with the loss of two parents. Thank you Lord for the opportunity to lead!

  • Halfway to 70

    Can’t think of a better way to spend the day after my birthday than getting sweaty with a bunch of dudes.

    I never thought I would feel better at 35 than I did at 25. I owe it all to F3 and all of you guys for giving me a reason to wake up at 5AM and sweat my ass off. Big thanks to everyone that made it out to celebrate my birthday beatdown with me.

    Short jog to the Tulane sign and circled up.

    • 35 SSH
    • 15 Grass grabbers
    • 35 Mountain climbers
    • 15 Peter Parkers

    Mosey’d to the benches:

    • 35 Right leg step-ups
    • 20 Diamond derkins
    • 35 Left leg step-ups
    • 35 Dips
    • 20 Incline Merkins

    Mosey’d to the garage for the crowd favorite Indian Run all the way up.

    Once at the top of the mountain we split into pairs for some Dora. One person ran all the way to the bottom of the stairs and back up the other stairs while the partner did the following:

    • 50 Burpees
    • 100 Jump squats
    • 200 Shoulder taps

    Sang Kumbaya while we watched the sunrise and then mosey’d back to the flag for COT.

  • Slogging with the Best

    PAX think that YHC doesn’t like to mosey.  Well, they’re mostly right, because it sux.  Anyway, you gotta keep the PAX on their game.  So JV-style (not too extreme, nothing Mariah- or Bieber-like), today’s wet and soggy Birdcage includes moseying.  I mean it’s wet out there; might as well enjoy running through it.

    Warm-Up in the slosh in front of the zoo:

    • SSHs 57xIC
    • Kim Jong Uns 20xIC
    • Imperial Walkers(?) 20xIC
    • Low Slow Squats 20xIC
    • Merkins 20xIC

    Mosey up to the levee on the fly for some Elevens.  Start with one merk at the bottom of the hill and ten squat jumps at the top; continue until 10 merks at the top and one squat jump at the top.

    Mosey farther down (up?) the levee to pair up for patty-cake merkins.: 20 each hand.  Apparently, the PAX was incapable of counting and finished before YHC and his partner, Douille.  So rinse and repeat–correctly this time.

    Mosey to the Maze (or, as YHC was corrected, the Labyrinth) for Circle of Mary:

    • LBCs 20xIC
    • Flutter Kicks 20xIC
    • American Hammerx 20xIC
    • Dying Cockroach 20xIC
    • Penguins 20xIC
    • Big Boy Sit Ups 20xIC
    • Hello Dollys 20xIC
    • some other ones I no longer recall.

    Mosey back to the flag through the puddles for a minute (or two, maybe) of plank to finish at 6:15am at the dot (plus or minus).  Count Off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements and thanks for the soggy morning.  It was more moseying than YHC likes, but it’s good him. 

    I hope I got all the PAX.  Video notwithstanding, YHC thought there were 23 PAX.  But other PAX assured him there were only 22.  If YHC weren’t a ludite, he might actually know how to properly record a video.  So if I missed you, humble apologies.  Thanks, JV

    Nip Tuck, Peppa, Quarter Pipe, Quincy, Reluctant Yankee, Sandbar, Squeal, Three Way, Willie

  • The Summer Packet of Backblasts

    Much like my kids summer work for school some things are just hard to get done and 1/2-assed when they do get done. Apologies to school teachers and thorough backblast authors.

    Warm-up: Not really sure anymore. Combination of jacks and maybe grass grabbers.

    Warm up 2.0: Jog-sprint combo through the lights of the oak grove

    The Thing: Traditional items such as catch me if you can, jack web, legs and arms at the benches, sprint-jog alternates, Mary at the grassy knoll, Indian Run all the way home.

    Back to flag for namorama, and COT.

    …. now back to watching YouTube in my underwear!

  • Cool Front in July???

    19 strong PAX showed up on Wednesday morning with a surprise. At 75 degrees with low humidity in the middle of a brutal summer, meteorologists called it a cool front. PAX will take whatever weather Sky Q gives them. Reluctant Yankee showed up late, but he eventually found the PAX because he heard the Q’s cadence count echoing through the breeze throughout Audubon Park and Zoo. Needless to say, at 5:30 a.m., YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off we went!!!

    Moseyed on Magazine Street towards the field in front of Audubon Zoo.

    Warm-ups in cadence

    SSHs x 20

    Windmills x 10

    Arm Circles (both directions) x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    Peter Parker x 20

    MCs x 20

    Parker Peter x 20

    (Total plank position time was 2.5 minutes at this point for the July ISI Challenge)

    The Thang

    Moseyed over to the statue in front of Audubon Zoo. Picked a partner. PAX did the following workouts.

    Round 1

    While one partner PAX was lunge walking from the statue to the stop sign, the other PAX was running around the loop to catch his partner. Flap jack and started lunge walking where the other PAX left off while the other partner was running the lap. Flap jack until the team reached the stop sign. Then the team will go back towards the statue from the stop sign. While one PAX was bear crawling, the other PAX was running the loop to catch up to his partner. Flap jack and bear crawled where the other PAX left off while the other partner was running the lap. Flap jack until the team reached back to the statue.

    (Total plank position time – add approximately 1 minute)

    Round 2

    DORA 1, 2, 3

    Each team finished the following exercises:

    100 – Squats

    200 – Hello Dolly

    300 – Shoulder Taps (Total plank time – add approximately 2 minutes)

    Each PAX did those exercises while the other PAX ran the same loop and flap jack.

    Round 3

    YHC decided to stay by the curbs in front of the statue and did the following in cadence:

    15 – slow incline merkins

    15 – Rocky Balboa

    10 – slow incline merkins

    10 – Rocky Balboa

    5 – slow incline merkins

    5 – Rocky Balboa

    Round 4

    PAX moseyed back to the field in front of Audubon Zoo. Picked a different partner. While one PAX was in low plank position, the other PAX did a burpee broad jump over his partner. Flap jack until each team reached the garbage can, which was about 15 -20 yards away. (Add about one minute to the plank position time).

    Sprint race – with the same partner, PAX did a sprint relay race. First PAX ran to the next garbage can and back (total distance was about 40 – 50 yards), tagged his partner and the partner did the same run. PAX did 2 rounds of the relay sprint race.

    PAX stayed on the same field and tried to find a dry spot for some Mary.

    Round 5 – Round of There’s Something About Mary

    • LBCs x 20 IC
    • Flutterkicks x 20 IC
    • Penguins x 20 IC
    • Dying Cockroach x 20 IC
    • One minute low plank hold (which added one more minute in the total plank time)

    In total – PAX planked for about 7.5 minutes. On this date, each PAX needed 12 minutes total plank time. YHC intended to help the PAX who are participating the July ISI Challenge…… including himself.

    COT

    Moseyed back to the flag at 6:15 a.m with COT. 19 PAX with a guest from F3 Cherokee, Georgia. Welcome Geek Squad. PAX are always grateful to have the physical and mental health to come out for a beatdown on a regular basis. Also prayed for safe travels for everyone during the summer. Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure to workout with my F3 brothers. SYITG.

    King Kong

    Lagniappe

    F2 Picnic at the Fly is around the corner on August 3rd. Brown Bag continues to self promote on his new release at every COT. King Kong used this opportunity with “speaking of beer”, Urban South should donate some for the upcoming picnic. Douille also jumped in by informing Brown Bag that there is no free advertising at the COT and will cost you something. In conclusion, we thank Brown Bag for donating a keg to the picnic. Squeal from Patois will also provide a dish for us. Pauly D also committed to prepare a Korean Short Ribs dish. Quarter Pipe called King Kong out about Galliano’s duck wings should be at the picnic. Thank You to all the PAX who are putting this picnic together. Hope to see everyone out there on Aug. 3rd.

  • Hello Ladies

    “You guys make me so happy” – lady in the park

    “So many men and so little time” – lady at PJs

    “Go to the monkey bar, that’s where she stops….I’d pay to have her body slam me.” – Angie’s List

    urban dictionary –

    hello ladies
    what u say when u enter a room full of either
    a. nothing but fine women
    b. nothing but dorky guys
    c. one girl and more than 3 guys

    15 pax showed up for monday morning beatdown and a bit of flaunting for the ladies of Uptown.

    Quick disclaimer then moseyed to the bandstand. Warm-up: SSH x20, IW x15, Grass grabbers x15

    Moseyed to the track – Ran two running men then three burpees stopping at 12 burpees.

    COP #1 – 12 merks, 12 RTs (the ole Valdimirs) & 12 squats

    Back to track for another round of two running men, 3 burpees up to 12.

    COP #2 – 12 shoulder taps, 12 LBT & 12 Lunges

    Another round of two running men, 3 burpees up to 12 stopping at the benches.

    COP # 3 – 12 Derkins, 12 RFM, 12 LLSU, 12 RLSU & 12 Dips

    Prisoner run to the green for Mary: 20 Flutters, 15 hello dollys, 15 high dollys, 15 parker peters on elbows, 15 peter parkers

    Last round of two running men, 3 burpees up to 12 stopping at the monkey bars. Four groups – 12 pull-ups, RTs, merks & jump sqauts

    Ran back on the track to flag for plank-o-rama & 20 sec MI.

    Count-off, name-o-rama & prayer.

    Thanks for starting the week off right.

  • Braving the Mountain through the Harsh Mist and Drizzle

    Although lightning and thunder was forecast for Friday morning, the city of New Orleans was lucky to avoid the worst, especially after Wednesday. So 31 PAX gathered on a gloomy, humid, damp Friday morning intent on running some ramps in a parking lot for no reason other than the fact it’s hard.

    A brief, yet still somewhat rambling disclaimer was given, and at 5:30 we set off to get after it.

    Warm-up

    Mosey up St. Charles and back down to grassy area in front of Tulane for a quick warm-up of

    • SSHx20
    • ISWx20
    • Peter Parker Peter x20 each
    • Arm Circles 10/10
    • 10 burpees OYO to clear our heads of the backwards counting that always throws YHC off.

    Mosey to the base of the Mountain for

    • 10 Merkins I/C, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 Burpees OYO, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 8-count bodybuilders OYO, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • 10 angle grinders I/C, sprint one ramp, mosey one ramp
    • Bernie Sanders one ramp, mosey one ramp

    When we arrived at the top, it was a bit damp for the work we needed to do, so we headed down a level for some Catch Me if You Can in 3 rounds and 3 lines to keep it moving:

    • Rd 1: Squats while everyone else holds Al Gore; (when the person in front of you hits 5, you start, at 10, you run down a ramp and back up the stairs and back in line)
    • Rd 2: jump squats
    • Rd 3: jump lunges

    Next, a little tabata for fun. Nothing quite gets the heart rate up like some high intensity tabata. 25 on/10 off. 8 exercises, crowd choice. We ended up doing:

    • flutter kicks
    • Box cutters
    • Burpees
    • 8 count bodybuilders
    • merkins
    • LBC’s
    • 2 other exercises I cannot remember

    The rule was, if you don’t remember the exercise you suggested when it’s up, then we do burpees. Incidentally and unrelated, everyone remembered his exercise.

    Finally, some Mary to seal the deal. 5 exercises

    • American Hammers (FracSac)
    • Leg raises (King Kong)
    • 3 exercises by YHC I cannot remember

    Mosey back to the Flag and arrive exactly at 6:15… or you know, right around that time. COT, name-o-rama, and a prayer of thanks. Thanks for letting this lakeview pax lead the uptown workout.

  • 7 of Diamonds

    19 spritely souls swam through the sea of soul-sucking humidity to stare an unfamiliar beat down straight in its sly, sweat-provoking face.

    Welcoming of PAX, giving of disclaimer, leaving of flag.

    Warm Up:

    • Mosey to field in front of Zoo
    • Side Straddle Hop x 30
    • Peter Parker x 25
    • Low Slows x 15

    The Thang:

    7 of Diamonds

    • Set up consists of 4 stations. Completing each of the 4 stations makes up 1 round. The same workout is done for the same number of reps at each of the four stations. Quick mosey between stations.
      • Round 1: Burpees x 7 (at each of the 4 stations)
      • Round 2: WWII Sit Ups x 14
      • Round 3: Merkins x 21
      • Round 4: Squats x 28
      • Round 5: Flutter Kicks x 21 (2 is 1)
      • Round 6: Lunges x 14 (2 is 1)
      • Round 7: Burpees

    Mary

    • Dying Cockroach x 20
    • Pengquins x 20
    • Real Freddie Mercury x 20
    • Nola Ryan x 10 (each side)

    Bear Crawl

    • 1/2 length of field in front of Zoo (forward)
    • 1/4 length of field (backward)
    • 1/4 length of field (forward)

    Mosey back to flag, counting of numbers, sharing of names, naming of FNG, giving of announcements, balling of men.