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  • An Impromptu Morning – from Fast Tax

    El Diablo 5/18/2022

    As YHC was getting ready to head to El Diablo this fine morning, it dawned on me that I was supposed to Q. Only two PAX were present as I rolled up to the meeting area, and I remember thinking “good, only 2 witnesses to YHC’s lack of planning.” Nevertheless, that was not meant to be as Hawg walked up as we were moseying to the rock pile and Rudy rolled in (4 minutes late mind you) followed by 3 others. Time to get the creative juices flowing with some impromptu creativity…

    Warmups consisted of SSH, grass grabbers, Nancy Kerrigan’s, Arm Circles, Crab Merkins, and of course, Hairy Rockettes, preceded by two penalty burpees incurred by Boo-Boo.
    After selecting medium rocks, we headed to the shelter for the first thing YHC could think of, Stations of the Chest.

    As there were 8 of us, each picnic table was a station (some had two) with an assigned exercise: Tricep Extensions, Overhead Press, Curls, Rows, Bench Press, Absolutions, Merkins, and Burpees. Initially YHC set the reps at 15, but after some input from Bolt, the Burpee station was the timer. Rotate and repeat until all stations were visited. It was apparent that, as Bolt basked in the compliments on his form, Rudy was feeling a little left out.

    As the exercise wrapped up, YHC had a flash of inspiration for the second event…let’s play chase. We set our rocks down and headed to the hill as I hastily put the concept together. The slope of the hill was the boundary (could not venture on flat ground) with one PAX being “it” and chasing the rest. Whoever was caught had to do 5 burpees, everyone else had to do 3 burpees. Though the concept could use a few beneficial tweaks, it seemed to work fairly well. After several cycles it was time to move on to the next PAX guinea pig event, which Bolt adroitly named 45 Degrees of Self-loathing.

    Holding a 45 degree angle with feet on the wall, PAX perform 4 count shoulder taps IC with a push up at the end.

    The final event was a series of exercises in the chair position holding our rocks with backs against the wall. After each 15 rep exercise (curls, overhead, etc.), we passed our rock to the PAX on the left, with YHC making changes (tweaks) as we went along, rotating cadence caller and direction of rock shifting.

    After dropping off our rocks, we paused for some unordinary stretches (swan dive and manatee) and headed back to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.
    Followed by Coffeteria.

    YHC would like to express his appreciation of the PAX willingness to be guinea pigs for his new creative exercises and their impromptu nature!

    Thanks for the fellowship! SYITG
    Bolt, BooBoo, Fast Tax, Hawg Cycle, Hokie, Mambi, Pike Al, Rudy

  • Toilet Paper Recall – from Disclaimer

    21 pax showed up for a Charmin/Disclaimer Que

    Charmin led us out to the football field for a warm-up that included:
    SSH x 21
    Monkey Humpers x 15
    Mountain Man Poopers x 10-15 based on vive
    Hillbillies x 10-15 same as MMP’s
    Hairy Rockettes x 10

    Disclaimer took us over to the play ground and instructed everyone to get in groups of three (we had 7 groups).

    25 mins total time of work (stay together as a team….every complete the work)
    -800 meter run
    -25 pull-ups
    -50 merkins
    -75 air squats

    The goal was two complete at least two rounds.

    We had a bunch of people finished two rounds (good sign for the murph coming up!)

    After that we ran in over to the rock pile.

    -Shoulder press, bicep curls, tricep extensions overhead
    15,15,15 hold your rock until the group finishes

    5 burpees

    Repeat same exercises 12 reps of each hold rock until everyone finishes

    10 ROCK on swings

    Repeat same exercises 9 reps of each hold rock until everyone finishes

    5 burpee rock ground to overhead press (I looks and feels like it sounds!)

    Indian run ( which was more of an Indian sprint back to the flag)

  • El Diablo: the Devil is in the Upper Chest and the burpees—of course – from Bolt

    YHC finally arrived to Q toting 5 new exercises, 4 novel exercise implements, the Bolt 3M promise, 2 coupons, and 1 speaker. During the thick of it, the ever-astute Hawg picked up on the playlist theme and while I’m not 420-friendly, I’m not above culturally appropriating references of Goo Nation so I went with it. It should be duly noted Charmin was horrified and perplexed by the playlist (and secretly enjoying it, replete with his requisite guilt—of course) but I digress https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3EdFoz3pFUQxfJbvRL0WRa?si=4j7Qkg4ARpOg4CBZCB5VjQ

    The devil is in the details because the new exercises all activate the rarely trained upper chest and the hope was we would feel the fire burning as if the devil himself was being expelled from the upper two thirds of our pecs; I’ll count on the pax to weigh in.

    Warmorama: Rapper’s Delight Version (too long for this workout) complete with MNC for Frac, with penalty burpees for too much mumblechatter

    The Thang: 5 burpees while pax one moseys to pavilion with two coupons in tow Indian Run style, tag/take off, 5 burpees for all others

    Upper Chest
    (6 moves, 1 min/move, feet elevated)

    Explosive
    Pseudo Pike (hands at waist high)
    Archer (thumbs at lower chest)
    Plunge (wide grip, coupons as base)
    Diamond merk (Incline, touch pinkies at top)
    Burpees
    Pax 2&3 legs/abs and rotate at the table until each pax does the chest exercise; switch tables.
    Round 1: squats/LBC
    Round 2: reverse lunge/BBS
    Round 3: side lunge/penguin
    Round 4: squats/LBC
    Round 5: step ups/crunchy frogs

    We didn’t get to round 6 bc:
    Too much bitchin’ about how long the new exercises took to explain—they r NEW!

  • Stations of the Cross (seriously…) – from Rudy

    YHC recycled the basic Holy Week Stations of the Cross workout. 8 other PAX appeared in the gloom to join him. One of those PAX decided it was a good idea to bring a 10 foot cross tie. He was right.

    Circle Up for the Warm up: Abe Vigoda x5. That’s enough. All we’ve got time for, as we have a lot of work to be done.

    A few minutes to explain the drill. Each of the Station is a 3 minute cycle:
    + Lunge Walk half way across the football field (about 25 yards, seems to take 60-75 seconds)
    + Exercise until the 2:30 mark
    + Plank

    During the Plank, YHC will announce the next station and the exercise that goes with it.

    9 PAX will each take a turn with the cross tie, dragging it for the lunge walk (which makes it take a LOT longer…). At the 10th station, pair up and carry the cross tie (still lunge walking). So everyone got two rounds with the tie.

    Station 1: Jesus sentenced to death by Pontius Pilate. Peter – Parker – Peters
    Station 2: Jesus takes up his cross. Hand release Merkins
    Station 3: Jesus falls the first time. Burpees (fall down, get back up)
    Station 4: Jesus meets his mother Mary. BBSU (what else goes with Mary???)
    Station 5: Simon helps Jesus. Slow Squats (this isn’t a race. Get parallel…)
    Station 6: Veronica wipes the face of Jesus. V-Ups
    Station 7: Jesus falls the second time. Burpees
    Station 8: Jesus meets the women of Jerusalem. Hello Dolly
    Station 9: Jesus falls the 3rd time. Burpees
    Station 10: Jesus stripped of his garments. Squat Jumps (quads are definitely burning)
    Station 11: Jesus nailed to the cross. T-Merkins
    Station 12: Jesus dies on the cross. Genuflects (I thought my quads were burning before!)
    Station 13: Jesus taken down from the cross. Carolina Dry Docks
    Station 14: Jesus placed in the tomb. Low Plank

    “Spy Day”. The day Judas betrays Jesus. Jesus knew that it was coming. He knew it when he chose Judas as an apostle. He knew it when Judas came to the last supper. He knew it all along, and he still chose Judas. One recent reading (alas, YHC cannot recall the source): “Judas’ biggest failure was not making it to Easter Sunday – when even HE would have been forgiven”.

    No matter our sins, no matter our failures. Jesus welcomes us back to the fold. Let us always accept that forgiveness.

  • Chop Dat Wood – from Mahatma

    Coming in hot…..YHC could hear Hokie give the disclaimer and direct the pax to the field for a warm up. Shamefully entering the circle of anxious pax YHC could allow his tardiness go un punished so 5 burpees for all OYO.
    Continue the……Oh no Gabby came rolling in late 5 more burpees for all OYO
    Now finish the warm up
    AbVagoda
    Imperial Walkers
    Front lung

    Mosey to the rock pile
    Line up along the running path 2-6-10
    Kong out 2 with rock – 2 merkins 2 double unders then Kong out 6 – 6 merkins and 6 double under then Kong out 10 – 10 merkins and 10 double unders

    1771
    Line up rocks in the middle of the field
    Start on one side 7 Burpee 1 V ups
    Run to the center 7 overhead press then continue to the other side
    7 v ups and 1 burpee
    Run to the center 7 curls then to the starting side now 6 burpee and 2 V ups
    Continue to repeat the above until the numbers on either side flip flop always adding up to 8.

    Grap your rock head to the parking lot
    Line up left to right spread out rocks

    Circle Up for ring of merkin fire – 1 to 60 with a little encouragement to perform best possible even if modified.

    Back to rocks – 2 to 10 merkins to standing squat press.

    Return the rocks – time for Mary
    Gas pumpers
    Low plank
    Big Boy Sit Ups
    Low plank

    Head to the flag for COT

  • War Eagle Would Have Been Proud – from Fast Tax

    El Diablo 3/23/2022 – Better late than never…

    As YHC was heading to El Diablo that fine morning, the plan was to introduce a few new routines that had bounced around my creative brain yesterday, together with some Fast Tax favorites. However, as YHC walked up to the flag and saw the 15 other PAX in attendance, that plan got tossed as YHC realized, with a little prodding from Rudy, that we have never had a 16 PAX game of Battle Frisburpee. Time for an audible…

    With disclaimers being said, we headed down the jogging path toward the rock pile pausing every 30 yards or so for warmups, consisting of:
    SSH
    Hairy Rockettes
    Swan Dives
    Crab Merkins Plank

    Once we arrived at the rock pile, and unwilling to jump right into the Battle, YHC began the day’s festivities with Fee Fi Fo Fum: PAX selected medium rocks then starting on a line with your rock, each PAX performed the following sequence OYO: Squat, double arm shotput rock, broad jump toward rock, lunge the remaining distance and repeat the sequence until Q said stop. Repeat back to the rock pile.

    Welsh Dragons were next.
    Remain in plank position the whole time. Bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and tap the BACK of each shoulder 1 time. Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each time – bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, 2 sets of back of shoulder taps… etc. Go until you get to 10 reps each, you’ve covered 30-50 feet, or until your arms fall off – whichever comes first.

    Next event was Wall of Fire: While PAX are doing People’s chair, take turns doing 10xmerkins 10xLBCs and 3 burpees. YHC quickly realized that 16 in a circle may be a little too much to hold people’s chair 3 times around…Time for Battle Frisburpee

    Battle Frisburpee:
    After laying out the cones and a quick recap of the rules for PAX in attendance, we divvied up into teams and began to battle. YHC later realized that with 16 people, the field should have been at least 5 yards wider. Thus, the new width guideline is 15 yds for 10 or less people, 20 yards for 12 – 14, and 25 yards for 16+.

    Team 1 (Shirts): Vagabond, Hawgcycle, Rougarou, Left Coast, MacGyver, Pilsbury, Bogie, Hand Grenada
    Team 2 (Skins): Hokie, Scantron, Rudy, PVC, Gabrielle, Boo Boo, Mahatma, Fast Tax

    The battle was hard fought and close. The “last one touched” rule (strategically hit opposing team members that guard too closely) was used effectively and often by both sides. The potential of the Baller to dole out punishment (vis a vis penalty burpees when the ball hits you) was best epitomized by Hawgcycle, who was by far the most promiscuous Baller in history. Also notable was Team 1’s (and maybe Team 2 once or twice) utter lack of regard for the 3-burpee contact rule.

    However, the most noteworthy was MacGyver’s expansion of the game into a full contact sport in a way that would have made War Eagle proud.

    In the end, Team 1 could not overcome Team 2’s superior strategy and execution.
    Team 2 carried the day with a final score of 5-4.

    With game over we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.
    Followed by Coffeteria and a discussion/clarification of the rules at PJs (See below).

    Rule clarification:
    1) If the Frisbee goes out of bounds in the air and then back in without touching the ground, it is still considered out of bounds and a turnover at the point it initially went out.
    2) If a PAX catches the Frisbee in the opposing team’s goalie box and is hit by the baller at the same time, THE TIE GOES TO THE FRISBEE RECEIVER.
    3) There is no interfering with the other side’s ball.

    Thanks for the fellowship! SYITG

  • Best Warm Up Ever … words not heard – from Hokie

    YHC arrived at El Diablo and at 0529 gave a disclaimer including we would push ourselves but not hurt ourselves.

    We moseyed to the football field and Rudy was kind enough to get his speaker and 311 playlist.

    Today’s Tabata Style workout would have a leg portion, then shoulder portion and would close with an ab portion.

    YHC “claimed” the leg portion would serve as a warm up. Fast Tax, Boo Boo and Rudy mumbled and chattered indicating they did not agree.

    Each portion would have 7 exercises with 45 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest. We would do each portion twice through. 14 minutes per portion.

    Tabata #1 – Legs
    2 rounds, work for :45, rest for :15
    – Bobby Hurley’s
    – Speed Humpers
    – Low slow Squats
    – Bolt 45’s
    – Lunges
    – Bear hold
    – Scorpions (L 1st time, R 2nd)

    Tabata #2 – Shoulders
    2 rounds, work for :45, rest for :15
    – Apollo Creed Burpees
    – Merkins
    – Mountain Climbers
    – T Merkins
    – Shoulder Taps
    – Angle Grinder (Merkin/Knee tsp)
    – Bear crawl/crawl bear

    Tabata #3 – Abs/Core
    2 rounds, work for :45, rest for :15
    – LBC
    – Flutter Kicks
    – Bohemian rhapsody Freddy Mercury with 5 sec hold
    – Star toe taps
    – Big Boy Sit Ups
    – v-ups
    – Box Cutters

    I love F3 and thank you for allowing me to associate with you all.

  • The Mental Battle – from Hokie

    Thank you Bogey
    Boo Boo
    Hokie
    Mahatma
    Pillsbury
    PVC
    Rougarou
    Tenderloin
    Triple
    War Eagle

    For joining me as we focus on The Mental Battle

    Another year is upon us and in the tradition of F3, another March Mental Battle Month!

    SSH x 18 – LA ranked 18th Highest Prevalence of Mental Illness 2021

    Imperial Walkers x 22 – vets/day who lose the mental battle – 22 veterans commit suicide EVERY DAY.

    Burpees x 10 – Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America.

    After warmup, partner up.

    Each set will have stats about mental health and workplace mental health. The workout will be in the form of a Dora 123. As you are working with a partner (No OYO), each stat is doubled. After all three sets are complete, if you have time repeat sets until time is up.

    Round 1 – bear crawl timer

    50,000,000 adult Americans experienced mental illness in 2021

    56% of employees spend time looking for another job.

    27,000,000 Americans with mental illness are unable to receive treatment.

    100 Lunges each leg (2 is 1)
    112 Hand Release Merkins
    54 Low Slow Squats

    Round 2 – Run backwards across field timer

    60% of employees do not feel their management helps them to deal with stress.

    33% of employees can’t afford their healthcare costs.

    80% of employees reported feeling emotionally drained by their work.

    120 Big Boy Sit ups
    66 Stars each leg (2 is 1)
    160 burpees

    Round 3 As a group

    65% of employees find it hard to concentrate at work due the environment at work.

    Over 60% of youth with mental illness do not receive treatment.

    Over 60% of employees feel they don’t get paid enough to save for an emergency fund.

    130 LBCs
    120 Box Cutters
    120 Flutters

    I hope you have someone to share among the Pax your mental battles or those of people around you,. This is honestly more important than the workout.

    Again, please reach out for help if you need help.

    If you or someone you know needs immediate help, please reach out to 800-273-8255.

    Till next time.

  • I got you buddy – from Bogey

    Brief warmup…
    Grass grabbers-10/AB-10/Squat Twist-10/SSH-20/AC for&back-10ea/PePa, PaPe, MC-10ea.

    To the gym…
    20-Merk/Calf raises/Monkey H. then a lap
    15-….
    10-….
    5-…

    To the Pavilion
    Rt leg step up-15/Dips-15/Lt leg step up-15/Dips-10/Rt leg-10/Dips-10/Lt leg-10

    Peoples Chair – 30sec/30 sec w/ air curls

    To the rock pile…
    All with rock
    15-Curls/Rows/Ov. Press/Triceps
    10-…
    5-…

    Frisbee Toss game

    COT

    Gratitude!