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Tag: El Diablo

  • The DJ at El Diablo IPC

    Week 0 of the IPC continues with a demand for pain at the El Diablo AO. YHC brought the shovel flag, and Mahatma brought the DJ set up.

    Warmup

    • SSH IC x 31
    • GG IC x 10
    • IW IC x 15
    • Bat wings – AC, Chinooks, OH Claps, Seal Claps, Moroccan night club

    IPC Week 0 – OYO for time

    • Squats – 50
    • Big Boi Situps – 40
    • Merkins – 30
    • Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) – 20
    • Burpees – 10
    • Run 400M
    • Rinse and Repeat x 4

    Once all Pax completed, fisnish with some Mary

    • Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    • Tin Snips IC x 15
    • Freddie Mercuries IC x 20
    • Crunchy Frog IC x 10

    COT – Count Off, etc, ended with prayer to Sky Q

    NMM

    The official IPC AO at Pontiff will be Fridays at the Uptowner. I think Hand-Grenada will Q Friday since he got robbed today.

    YHC was a minute slower than Monday coming in at 30:15. Ethanol killed it with a 20:25.

    SYITG

  • The 7 of Diamonds

    Conditions:  76 degrees.  Humidity 82%.  Wind 4mph form NNW

    Caloric Burn – 520

    Warm-up

    SSH x 31; IW x 25; Don Quioxtes x 15; LSS x 20; Bat Wings (Forward AC x 22; Backerds AC x 22; Seal Claps x 22; OH Claps x 22; Moroccan NCs x 47)

    The Thang

    7 of Diamonds – 7 trips around the bases….Nolan Ryans between each trip. 

    • Round 1 – 7 8CBBS at each base
    • Round 2 – 14 Merkins at each base
    • Round 3 – 21 Monkey-Humpers at each base
    • Round 4 – 28 LBCs at each base
    • Round 5 – 21 Monkey-Humpers at each base
    • Round 6 – 14 Merkins at each base
    • Round 7 – 7 8CBBs at each base

    Finished with a Nod to the three teams that retired Nolan Ryan’s Jersey

    • Texas Rangers – Ranger Merkins x 15
    • California Angels aka Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim aka Los Angeles Angels – Australian Snow Angels x 10
    • Houston Astros – Jack Ass(tro) – 1:2 ratio of Squats to Bonnie Blairs…we went to 6 squats 12 Bonnie Blairs when time was called

    NMM

    • Vagabond is seeing the benefits to the Bat Wings.  He attributes them to several benefits in his life.  His shoulders feel better, he’s sleeping better, he’s lost weight, his love life has improved, he’s paying lower taxes….
    • Fun facts about Nolan Ryan….he was pretty much the most unhittable pitcher ever.  One of 5 hall of famers with more strikeouts than innings pitched.  Most strikeouts ever – 5714 which is 839 more than Randy Johnson, who is second on the list.  Lowest batting average allowed in a career – .204.  7 no hitters, 12 1-hitters, 18 2-hitters, and 31 3-hitters – all the most in history.
    • He was also the wildest pitcher to have such a long career.  Most walks in history and it isn’t close.  2795 career walks, which is 962 more than Steve Carlton in 2nd place  This means he had 50% more walks than anyone in baseball history.  Robin Ventura was one of 158 batters that he hit.  And he threw 277 wild pitches, which is a major league record. 
    • Nolan Ryan went all out.  He lived the go big or go home motto and it led to a career full of both success and failure.    

  • Wednesdays at Pontiff Have a Name.

    The Mascot of Pontiff Playground is the Blue Devil, or El Diablo Azul as Yankee would say.  The Blue Devil is an evil being.  He desires our sadness.  He uses his weapons to isolate us.  He wants us to be lonely.  Then he uses deception to create mistrust.  His latest ploy of using a global pandemic that isolates us in the name of protecting others is quite genius.  To then use a senseless act of violence to further drive us apart was diabolical, but then again, he is El Diablo. 

    But we have the weapons to defeat him.  The three Fs are his kryptonite.  El Diablo Azul is the Lord of Inaction.  Tomorrow morning, he will tell you stay in bed when that alarm goes off.  “You need the rest,” he will say.  He will tell you to stay physically and socially distant from others.  He will tell you to group others into easily dismissible stereotypes and that there is no need to hear their side.  He will tell you that there is no hope and there is nothing you can do.  He will coerce you into inaction. 

    So when that alarm goes off in the morning – Be a man of action.  Join us in the gloom as we conquer El Diablo.