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  • No Burpee Suicides?? What???


    YHC arrived to the Mothership a few minutes early, and was surprised to be one of the first on the scene. With only 5 minutes to go, there were no more than a dozen Pax, which is a low number for the Mothership, but is understandable given a holiday weekend. YHC was pleasantly surprised with the final push of arrivals, bringing the total posting to 23, including an FNG!
    With the clock turning 0630, time for a brief disclaimer, then…

    Mosey toward the Great Lawn, in a direction that threw the Pax off. Keep ’em guessing is the best policy. Circle up on the Great Lawn for the Warm Up

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 15
    Ave Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Arm Circles IC – 10 fwd, 10 bwd
    Chinook Squats IC x 10
    Plank-o-rama…Peter Parker IC x 15….Mountain Climber IC x 15….Parker Peter IC x 15.

    A quick countoff proves an odd number of pax. YHC had a game of “Catch Me If You Can” planned out, but the odd number threw a wrench in the cogs. Not to fret, YHC had the odd and even numbers split up into two groups. Odd numbers start running backward on Great Lawn, Even numbers do five Burpees and “Catch Up” to Odd numbers. Once first Pax arrives, all drop into a plank and wait. Even Pax run backwards while Odd numbers do five Burpees and “Catch Up” to Even numbers.
    One round of that was enough, YHC knew he should have put the cones out……but trying to infuse something new into the routine!

    Mosey to the NOMA Fountain.

    Box Jumps OYO x 10
    LL Step ups IC x 10
    Dips IC x 15
    RL Step ups IC x 10
    Derkins IC x 15

    Mosey to the Tree Line, line up along the first tree.
    Bear Crawl to 2nd tree, 10 merkins
    Bear crawl to 3rd tree, 10 shoulder taps (King Kong did Kongs…)
    Bear Crawl to 4th tree, 10 Floyd Mayweathers
    Bear Crawl to 5th tree, 10 Burpees OYO and stand back up

    Split the Pax in two groups again. Even number pax form one circle, Odd number pax form another circle.
    Circle Burps!
    All pax run in place. Each pax takes turns saying “down” which signals the entire circle to do a burpee, recover, and run in place. The odd numbers went around the circle twice, one can only assume the Even’s did roughly the same.

    Mosey to the Foundry for Stations!

    Station 1 – Dips AMRAP
    Station 2 – Pull ups AMRAP
    Station 3 – Merkins AMRAP
    Station 4 – Leg Lifts AMRAP
    Station 5 – Big Boi Sit Ups AMRAP
    Station 6 – Run to bike trail, 5 Burpees, Run back – Timer

    Complete 2 Rounds

    Mosey back to the Great Lawn

    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Crunchy Frog IC x 10
    Tin Snips IC x 10

    Seal the Deal with 10 Burpees OYO!

    Mosey back to the Shovel Flag.

    COT

    Count Off, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, Close with a Prayer. Welcome Pele’!

    NMM
    The Pax were expecting some Burpee Suicides, but YHC threw ‘ em off with some new routines. Expect the Unexpected! Don’t worry, you’ll find yourselves doing Burpee Suicides again soon enough……
    Not exactly sure how a guy born in Venezuela is named after a renowned soccer player from Brazil….but it works!
    On a weekend of Giving Thanks, I’d like to say thank you to my F3 Brothers for continually pushing and supporting me to be a better person overall. This is a great organization, one that too many miss out on.

    Thanks for posting with me today!

    SYITG!

  • Turkey Day – Okwata

    9 Pax showed up for a Pre-Turkey Thanksgiving Feast Beatdown at the one and only Okwata. With 4 shovel flags planted, possibly a record at Okwata, the clock turned 0530, a brief disclaimer was given, and we were off on a mosey toward the mardi gras fountain….

    High knees and carioca around the fountain, circle up on the grass.

    SSH IC x 31
    IW IC x 15
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    Arm Circles 10 fwd – 10 bwd IC

    Thang 1

    Double Shots with Jack Webb at the Barre

    1 merkin, 2 air presses in the peoples chair at the bar
    2 merkin, 4 air presses in the peoples chair at the bar
    ….
    ….
    10 merkin, 20 air presses in the peoples chair at the bar

    Thang 2

    4 Corners at Lakeshore and Canal

    Corner 1 – Cataline Wine Mixers IC x 10
    Corner 2 – Jump Lunges IC x 20
    Corner 3 – Shoulder Taps IC x 30
    Corner 4 – Squats IC x 40

    Mosey to the top of the levee for Disperse Indian Run
    Last Pax sprints to front, calls disperse and an exercise, all Pax run down levee to complete 3 of said exercise, then regroup at the top of the levee to continue Indian Run until all Pax get a shot at glory.

    Indian Run back to the House of Pain for Stations – Groups of 3

    Station 1 – Merkins AMRAP
    Station 2 – Pull Ups Amrap
    Station 3 – Bear Crawl Up Levee, 5 Plank Jacks, Bear Crawl down – Timer

    Mosey back to Shovel Flags

    Flutter Kicks IC x 20
    Tin Snips IC x 15
    LBC’s IC x 20

    Burpees x 10 OYO to seal the deal

    COT

    Count Off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements, Intentions, and close with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    NMM

    YHC and Da Parish completed Okwata, then gathered at Morning Call in City Park for Coffeteria, as we were scheduled to run the 5 mile Turkey Day Race at 0830. This is a truly manly accomplishment, and a feat only the likes of YHC and Da Parish could serve up. We were joined by the crew from the Dome Patrol, fresh off their victory with Stiffler’s Mom. Thanks for the great F2 Hawgcycle and Swampcock!

    YHC and Da Parish truly sealed the deal with an amazing 5 mile run at Tad Gormley, where we were joined by a number of other F3 brothers!

    Thanks for posting with me today, and for allowing me to be a part of F3. I am thankful for many things, and my F3 brothers are very high up on that list!

    SYITG!

  • Wolf Pack MNT TGIF – Student wake up call!

    After a week of on the rode for work – 2 Texas workouts (The Woodlands and Katy) I was ready to hit the Mountain running!

    26 men showed up ( one out of town guest Pipeline from Charlotte) to what has become a legend in NOLA area AO status – Wolf Pack Mountain!  After a quick disclaimer we moseyed towards the campus.  As we entered the grounds of the area between the buildings and circled up, Triple Shift commented – we’re going to wake up some students!  Oh how their lives would change if they decided to make the commitment to roll out the rack for a regular 5:30 beatdown…..but we’ve all been there – some in the PAX aren’t long from leaving a dorm room!

    Warm Up – all 4 count

    SSH x 26

    Grass Grabbers x 15

    Parker Peters x 15

    Shoulder Taps x 15

    Push Ups x 10

    Count off 1 – 4 repeat – FracSac time warped to COT “5” – but we reeled him –

    Mosey to garage – group 1 & 4 and 2 & 3 squared up on opposite sides of the stairs – PAX from the groups then paired up to complete a DORA

    100 alternating merkins

    200 jump squats

    300 shoulder presses

    PAX 1 from each group climbed the stairs to 3rd floor then ran down the ramp while PAX 2 started the DORA – swapping efforts until completed.

    Then

    Groups 4&2 and 1&3  lined up for a “Working” Indian run up to the top of WPM – Once to the front of the line – PAX would call out an exercise for the line to complete x 3 – all men stopped completed then started the run – both lines kept good pace finishing strong at the top.

    Dilemma  QIC had additional work with only 6 minutes to go – do we turn and had back or push forward?

    We stayed in groups – splitting the upper parking area in 2 – PAX from each of the combined groups paired up.

    Sprint to the wall on opposite ends of the parking lot – perform 5 Merkins then run back to the middle PAX 1 does 3 Burpees PAX 2 8 LBC

    Run back to the opposite end perform 4 Merkins now back to the center where PAX swapped effort above – REPEAT this 3, 2, 1.

    NOW back to the flag – QIC was still convinced that the PAX had more to give so we started to run down but bailed at 4th floor to the stairs – quick pace back to the flag!

    All said we were only about 5 minutes over – SOLID work!

    COT – Name O Rama – Announcements – Intentions

    Holding each other accountable – Giving thanks to God and not taking anything for granted – accepting challenges while leading through character – OPEN our hearts to forgiving!

    God Bless – It’s a privilege to have the opportunity to lead!

     

  • Okwata – Physical Fury

    Okwata – there is no AO more unpredictable!  This time of year is a crapshoot as to weather but when you sign up to Q you get rolling either way!

    11 men showed up to the lakefront to work.  After a short disclaimer Triple Shift and his buddy (one day to join the pax, Adam) decided to skip the work out and take a walk along the lake.

     

    The rest of us took a short mosey to warm up:

    Short run with high knees and carioca around the fountain then circle up

    SSH x 25

    Side lunges x 25

    Head to the levee – line up for India Run – Pax the takes the lead and instructs the group what exercise shouts disperse – all PAX runs down the levee performs a 3 count then runs back to the top and the run continues until all have had a chance to lead.     JV decided that the PAX had not embraced the suck of the wet ground and had us perform superman roll to back cross – this got the group fired up.

    Now time to work:

    1-5 levee work

    Start with

    1 Burpee – run up levee perform 5 Merkin Jacks on top run down perform a Burpee run back up 5 Merkin Jacks run down

    Now 2, then 3, then 4, then 5 – Performing the 5 Merkin Jacks each time you hit the top of the levee

    1 minute plank recovery

    Partner Up – Wheel Barrel to the top (NOTE we did move down to a lower section)

    Pax 1 and 2 perform plank high fives – up to 10 by 2’s (right hand then left hand = 1)

    Then Pax 1 holds Pax 2’s feet as he upper body bear crawls up the levee

    Rinse and repeat 4 times so each PAX got 2 shots at climbing the levee!

    1 minute plank recovery

    Mosey back to the flag – apology to Abacus – he was tying his shoes and we took off not realizing he was pulling a hard 6!  He caught up and we started some Mary!

    Combo x 20 2 count – Dying Cockroach into Penguins

    Combo x 20 2 count – In and Out to flutter kicks

    High Plank J – Lo’s x 15 2 count

    COT

    Give thanks and take nothing for granted – carry forgiveness in our hearts!

    Let’s do this again some time!

     

  • Backblast – Catfish, 2018-11-10

    Another beautiful (albeit slightly chilly) day on board the Mothership at City Park.  Attendance stood at 16 total, with 13 existing members and 3 FNGs.

    The following members were in attendance: Two Yutes, Triple Shift, Pie Gow, Rudy, Gabrielle, Mahatma Ice, Willie, King Kong, Jingle Vader, Abacus, Tool, Justice, Catfish, Front Line (FNG), Ya Mama ‘nem (FNG), Centerfold (FNG)

    Today’s activites started with a mosey out to the grass next to the Museum for…

    Side Straddle Hop

    Arm Circles (Forward)

    Arm Circles (Backward)

    Peter Parkers

    Catalina Wine Mixers

    Parker Peters

    Windmills

    From here we moseyed to the fountain for a Dora featuring…

    100 box jumps, 200 dips, and 300 mountain climbers, while partners did the bunny hop up the museum steps.

    This was followed by two laps of Indian run around the main drag in front of the museum.

    From here we moved to the trees in the adjacent grassy area.  Here we did two series of bear crawls, duck walk, lunges, and burpee broad jumps, each for a distance of two trees and followed by 5 burpees between exercises.

    From here we moseyed back to the great lawn for Jack Webb up to 13, and then finished the workout with some Dying Cockraoches, Box Cutters, and Penguin Toe Touches.

    Thanks to everyone for coming out and participating!  Should be a great start to a gorgeous weekend!

  • War Eagle VQ

    Pre-Thang:

    Over the last three months, YHC has quietly sat back an observed all that is F3. Trying to explain F3 to family and friends makes YHC sound like he joined a cult. “Yea, so me and a bunch of random guys I  don’t know show up early in the morning for a workout. We have code names and end each workout by getting in a big circle and praying.” Regardless, YHC has discovered that F3 is the real deal. Physically, I am in the best shape of my life, and mentally you have all stretched me further than I could on my own. For that, I say thank you to all.

    YHC was volunteered for this workout (thanks, Rev Sox), but I have discovered the best workouts are planned, and the PAX ends sweaty…

    Welcome, Disclaimer, Mosey.

    Warm-Up:

    SSH X 29 (Random number stuck n my head from this past weekend :))

    Mountain Climbers X 25

    Imperial Walkers X 20

    Windmills X 10

    Arm Circles X 10

    Peter Parkers X 20

    Hillbillies X 20

    The Thang:

    Mosey to the Hill for 11’s…

    First side – burpees

    Bear crawl uphill

    Crab walk downhill

    Second side – jump squats

    Mosey to the field and partner up…

    200 LBCs as a pair. The first partner does LBCs while the second partner lays down and holds legs 6 inches off the ground. Rotate every 20.

    200 squats as a pair. The first partner squats while the second partner does a sitting squat, Rotate every 20.

    Back to the flag.

    COT:

    Counterama, Name-O-Rama, Announcements, Prayer

     

    Thank you F3, thank you PAX, thank you Rev Sox!

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Team Work – In Honor of Veterans Day 11/11

    Pre-Thang

    Since Veterans Day is this Sunday, 11/11/18, YHC came up with a work out to honor of all the soldiers and personnel in the military.  Therefore, the theme was teamwork and leave no man behind mentality.  The night before, YHC purchased 6 more blocks (about 30 lbs each) from Lowes. YHC got to the AO early around 5:00 am. and placed those blocks at the great lawn in front of Audubon Zoo.  At 5:30, YHC gave his standard disclaimer and off the 22 PAX.

    Warm-ups

    Moseyed to the parking lot in front of Audubon Zoo and did the following in cadence:

    SSH x 20

    Windmills x 10

    Hill Billies x 20

    The Pax then ran a warm-up lap around Audubon Zoo parking lot.  One lap is approximately 0.25 mile.  We ended the lap where the blocks were placed earlier that morning.

    The Thang

    YHC emphasized teamwork and communication during the workout.  Divided the Pax into 5 groups of four.  However, 2 groups had 5 Pax because there were 22 total Pax.

    Mission 1- As a team – performed 200 Scissor Kicks (or Dollies) with the blocks.  But only one Pax can do the rep count while the remaining Pax were doing burpees.  Once 200 dollies were completed as a team, ran the same lap as earlier toward to the proximity of the Zoo entrance and performed 200 Derkins.  Once again, only one Pax can do the derkins while the remaining Pax were doing air squats.  Upon completion, LBCs for one minute, then planked for another minute until last Team was finished.

    Mission 2 – As a team – prisoner ran back toward the blocks location and performed 200 curls.  Only one Pax can do the rep count while the remaining Pax were doing leg raises.  Once completed, the team prisoner ran to the Zoo entrance proximity and performed 200 dips.  Once again, only one Pax was dipping while the rest were doing the step-ups.  Once completed, LBCs for one minute, then planked for another minute until last Team was finished.

    Mission 3 – As a team, Indian Ran back toward the blocks location and performed 100 manmakers.  Only one Pax can do the rep count while the others were doing flutter kicks.  Unfortunately, about 5 minutes into the mission, YHC had to cut it short because time was running out.

    Last mission – each team had to carry a block back to the fountain (Block Home Base).  While one Pax had to run with it like a zombie, the remaining Pax had to do the prisoner run.  Pass the block to your teammate if necessary.  Once the blocks were back home, the Pax moseyed back to the flag for the COT at 6:15 a.m.

    COT

    The purpose of today’s workout was team work and communication among team members.  YHC was very impressed how the Pax communicated to each other clearly during each mission.  How many reps should each do… what count were they at…..

    Count-O-Rama 22PAX, Name-O-Rama, announcements, intentions.  We prayed for I Love You Man’s niece, Two Yutes’ brother, and a Felipe’s employee.  Prayed and be thankful for all the soldiers overseas.  Never take our freedom and rights for granted.

    Finally, T-claps to I Love You Man for bringing out smoothie samples for all the Pax after the workout.  Thank You all again for the opportunity to lead.  SYITG

    King Kong

  • Red Badger Friday

    Red Badger Friday

    Seven Pax gathered in the gloom of Friday, November 2nd for a beatdown in honor of Chief Petty Office Mark “Badger” Carter. On December 11, 2007, the Badger (the 5’5″ Carter received his nickname after besting a fellow Seal who was 6’5″ in a wrestling match) was killed while fighting in Iraq along with his fellow Navy Seals. We honor him by pushing ourselves in this morning’s beatdown.

    Warm-Up

    SSH – 20

    Peter Parkers – 20

    Shoulder Taps – 20

    Hillbillies – 20

    The Badger

    Grab your rock for the Badger which consisted of six rounds of fun. Each round was one lap around the track followed by 15 squats with a large rock and then 15 pull-ups. Most of the Pax knocked out the six rounds with a few throwing in some extra credit work. Tclaps to Triple Shift for doing his squats with a boulder.

    Renamed

    Count-off, Name-O-Rama and then…

    Tool requested a name change for Stone Age who received his name last Friday. Tool asked that his suggestion of Stonehenge be considered since he couldn’t pull it out of his memory last week. YHC was feeling generous as Stone Age gave him the best compliment he has received since joining F3 about half way through the Badger, so Stone Age has been renamed to Stonehenge.

    We ended in prayer with much prayer being sought for the parents of our Pax. May God empower us to be faithful sons to the men and women who raised us as they age.

    -RevSox

  • Superhero’s and Scary creatures – It must be Halloween

    12 PAX met this morning in the gloom of City Park @ the Foundry.  I was expecting to see a few Pax in costume, but only saw a group of men, many in F3 shirts/gear.  We certainly were a scary looking group.     With Voodoo fest still having an impact in the Park, we were somewhat limited in where we could workout this morning.   We moseyed to the lawn in front of the new Children’s Museum for our warm-up as follows:

    SSH x 31

    Imperial Walkers x 31 (in honor of my youngest son  (Tiny 2000 or Deduction) who was a storm trooper this evening.

    Arm Circles – 10 forward and 10 backward

    Windmills x 20

    We moseyed back to the neutral ground area near the flag at the entrance to Roosevelt Mall for the following Halloween themed/superhero/scary workout.    YHC had four pumpkins in a square about 20 paces apart.

    Corner 1 – Peter Parkers (spiderman/superhero) x 31, bear crawl (spider crawl) to Corner 2

    Corner 2 – Big Boy Situps (Mummy sit-ups) x31, crab walk/crawl to Corner 3

    Corner 3 – Parker Peters (spiderman/superhero) x31, bear crawl (spider crawl) to Corner 4

    Corner 4 – Skeleton Jacks (modified SSH squat thrust) x31, crab walk/crawl back to Corner 1

    Then run (from the Zombies) the loop of Roosevelt Mall and meet back at the cones/pumpkins.     We were able to finish two complete sets of the exercises above.   With the remaining few minutes we finished with some plank exercise, flutter kicks and some Halloween Burpees.

    Announcements, Intentions, and Ball of Man.   Thank you all for the opportunity to lead.  Hope everyone has a fun and safe Halloween.

  • The Stomp to Scout Island and Beyond

    Allow me, YHC, to introduce myself. I am known as Fracsac among my F3 Brethren, my real name is not important. One thing you should know about me is that I am the fastest slow guy in F3 Nation. Sure, this may seem subjective, but I have proof. It all started when 8 Pax gathered in the gloom to see what YHC had in store for the 610 Stomp. YHC determined we would run a different route, passing Scout Island, where the scariest Halloween monsters are said to be housed. The plan was to sweep the six along the way, running somewhat as a group. Within the first half mile, our pack was split up in 3 parts. Mahatma, El Guapo, and Rudy took off ahead, YHC settled back a ways from them, with the other Pax making up the six. That may not be completely accurate, as Hawgcycle was really the lone pax in the six, but we would still be on the route if we were waiting for him. I remember the days when I pushed myself to keep up with Hawgcycle, as he was running ahead looking well groomed with a top of the line pair of running shoes. He glided along like the wind, a true force to be reckoned with. Now he shows up with a mullet and flip flops. I doubt I look any better than him, but I do wear shoes. But I digress.
    The three fast Pax would occasionally sweep the six, as YHC had instructed. Good for them, but they would pass me up and ignore me like I was a middle child. Lucky for me, I was a middle child, so I shrugged that off easily. We passed Scout Island without incident, except for having to smell the unpleasant fragrance coming from the portable toilets. As I ran up the Wisner Bridge, I could see the fast pax coming back toward me, on their way to rally the others. In a fashionable yet blatantly superior act, they ran up the Wisner Bridge twice, showing the rest of the Pax how it is done. Where was Hawgcycle you ask? We didn’t know either. We ran past the festival grounds, still emanating odors from Voodoo fest, which was comprised of what can only be described as the stench of stale beer and vomit. But on our way to the entrance to NOMA, we came across the awesome smell of bacon! What a pleasant treat in comparison to the previous experiences! Into City Park we continued, the three fast pax sweeping past me and collecting the six. We headed into the track for one quick lap, then gathered around the flag. Just enough time left to seal the deal with 10 burpees. Countoff……wait says Da Parish. We have one minute remaining. Well, then 5 more burpees. Now the deal is sealed! Well Done!

    Count Off, Name-O-Rama, Intentions, and closed with a prayer to the Sky Q.

    NMM
    Map My Run showed 4.43 miles.
    The three fast pax were the only three Respect Pax we had this morning. That is impressive! I’m going to strive to be an even faster slow guy.
    Hawgcycle brought me my water bottle from the last Crazy Ivan on the Northshore. You’re probably thinking that was nice of him. The Crazy Ivan was in January. Speaking of which, we need to have a better showing at the Crazy Ivan in January to show our Northshore Brothers some support. Many of them always find a way to respond to our CSAUP events, so time to return the favor. Dates you ask? Keep an eye out for an announcement in the near future.

    Thanks for posting with me today, and for allowing me to be a part of such an amazing group!

    SYITG