Tag: Okwata

  • A Well Thought Out & Executed Fountain Beatdown – from Da Parish

    YHC is well known for his well-planned and thoughtful beatdowns. This would be nondifferent.
    W/U – Lap around Mardi Gras Fountain and circle up in the lawn.
    • SSH
    • IW
    • HB
    • AC
    • MC
    The Thang
    • Mosey around Mardi Gras Fountain. Pick out a plaque and remember it. Circle back up on the lawn where the Q will ask you which Krewe you have chosen. The Q will then conduct an exercise that begins with the same letter as that Krewe. Since YHC has a vast knowledge of the Exicon, this would prove to be so simple that even the freshest of PAX could do it. Right?
    • Line up on the light post on the Lake for BLIMPS. Suicide to each blue light post and back performing the exercise and increasing in increments of 10 for each light post (Big Boy Sit Up, Lunge, Imperial Walker, Merkin, Plank Jacks, Squats)
    • Circle on the Lake for Mary
    Counterama, Namerama, COT
    NMS – Welcomed an FNG, Yezzy and congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy.
    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,
    Da Parish

  • Wata Windy Morning (Okwata 2021-01-28) – from Catfish

    A windy, chilly day at Okwata with 9 PAX: Triple Shift, Snooze, Saban, Kuch, YaMamaNem, Pop Tart, Griswald, Low Notes (FNG), Catfish. Started by moseying over to the dampened lake area for a warmup with Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, and SSH. Continued with Imperial Squat Walkers, then moseyed over to the grass across the street to get away from the noisy wind. For the record, didn’t do much.
    On to faces for Peter Parkers and plank jacks. Back up to feet for five minutes of EMOM burpees.
    Moseyed over to the House of Pain for stations: Pull Ups, Merkins, Jump Squats, and Dips. 10 pullups was the timer, did 2 rounds. Moved to other side of the levee for a timed exercise with 20 Abe Lincolns at the bottom, Bernie Sanders up, 20 leg lifts, mosey back down. Rinsed and repeated for about 5 minutes.
    Back to the top of the levee for an Indian run down to canal, then looped back to the parking lot for another five minutes of 10 EMOM burpees. Back to flag for COT and naming of FNG. He’s a bass player, so Low Notes was the decision.

  • Burpin’ and Murphin’ 2020 Away (Okwata 2020-12-31) – from Catfish

    Slightly warmer weather out at Okwata with 7 PAX: Jingle Vader, High Rise, Carpool, Gabrielle, Saban, Bongo, Catfish (Q).
    Started with a mosey over to the fountain, did a couple of laps with some skips, high knees, butt kicks, karaoke, etc. Moved to the grass for Abe Vigoda, Grass Grabbers, SSH and Imperial Walkers. Moved to faces for Peter Parkers, Mountain Climbers, and Shoulder Taps.
    Moseyed over to the House of Pain. Lined up at bottom of the levee for three-ish minutes of the following: 5 8-counts at the bottom, run up backwards, 5 burpees at the top, run down forwards, rinse and repeat. Once done, PAX did a quarter Murph (25 pullups, 50 pushups, 75 squats OYO, divided as each PAX pleaseth). Once done, lined back up on bottom of levee for a repeat of the 5-and-5.

    Bear crawled to the sidewalk, then crossed the street. Moved over to the palm tree planters for Bulgarian Split Squats, Derkins, Dips, Box Jumps, and Irkins. Circled up nearby for SSH, then Smurf Jacks. Ended with nickels and dimes – 1 minute timer w/ 5 burpees, 10 HR Merkins, SSH till the next minute.
    Back to flag for CoT. Coffeeteria at PJ’s on Canal.

  • A Great Morning back at Okwata

    Forgive me on the PAX names, totally didn’t take note and slept since Thursday.

    Good to be back as a Q, overall simple workout with focus on Burpee’s with this great weather to help move us along.

    Warm up

    10 – Abe Begotas

    15-IW

    15- PP

    15 – MC

    20 arm circles

    30 – SSH

    The Thing:

    Route 66 or Suicide….? Altered to really 55:

    run to each light pole, do 1 burpee, then come back to base, 2 burpees, repeat to 10. Better part of the 45 mins.

    No sense in going to Okwata if you are not going to utilize the levee in some way:

    Run backwards up Canal blvd to top of levee, 10 big boy sit ups, repeat 3 times.

    Mary at the Lakefront with Sun rise:

    15 flutter kicks

    15 Hello Dolly’s

    15 Freddie Mercury

    2:00 plank hold

    COT, announcements, prayer, etc.

    Many thanks for opportunity to lead, see you on the radio.

  • Us Against H8!

    Conditions: Humid, 74 degrees, Humidity 95%, Wind 8mph from ENE

    Warm-up:  Mosey from the flag to the start.  Warm-up on your own.  No time for SSH or Grass Grabbers or J-Los, we’ve got work to do.

    The Thang:  The H8!  F3 NOLA’s overly complicated, semi-annual, feat of strength.  The stick by which our fitness is measured.    

    Each lap consists of running south to the top of the levee, crossing canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running south to the bottom of the levee, cross canal and run north to the top of the levee, cross canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running north down the levee and back across canal to the starting point.  At the starting point you do a descending burp and merk pyramid starting at 8 (burpee with 8 hand release merkins, burpee with 7 hand release merkins, …, burpee with 1 hand release merkin)

    At the end of the 2nd lap the burp and merk pyramid starts at 7, etc.

    The goal is to complete 8 laps in 40 minutes.  According to MapMyRun, each loop is approximately 0.4 miles.  Therefore, to conquer the H8! you will have to do the following in 40 minutes:

    • Run over 3 Miles of Hills
    • 550 Yards of Bear Crawls
    • 36 Burpees
    • 120 Merkins

    NMM

    • The construction at the south base of the levee caused for a slight re-route.  The H8! Committee did a good job of ensuring that the change was slight and the overall distance was not affected so that this fall’s running of the H8! Is considered official. 
    • T-claps to all of the guys coming out for the first time.  I think Heart-A-Quake, Mama’s Pride, Undertaker, Disclaimer, Bieber, Bartman, Catfish, Big Easy, Snooze were all first timers. 
    • I didn’t keep a record of who made it and who didn’t.  I am pretty sure the success rate was just north of 50%.  That’s really good, especially for having so many new guys.  Our fitness continues to accelerate.

    One of the core principles of F3 is that it is open to all men.  But just proclaiming that you are open to all men doesn’t cut it.  We have to be intentional about making sure that we are welcoming to all men and that we are not unintentionally excluding anyone.  There are lots of things that can make men different from one another, but most of them have nothing to do with what F3 is about.  I just mean to say that participating in an F3 workout has nothing to do with what race you are, or what your financial situation is, or what religion you are, etc.  (Side note:  I do think it’s important to think about those things and make sure that we are not being unintentionally exclusive because of the make-up of our Pax.  My point is just that the core principles of F3 workouts could apply to anyone, anywhere).  One thing that does have a lot to do with F3 is fitness level.  That’s why diverse fitness levels have to be considered when planning every workout.  It is important that the guys that have a high level of fitness are getting smoked and it is important the that guys on the lower end of the fitness spectrum are staying with the group and are not being left behind on their own.  I would like to think that we are pretty good across F3 NOLA at making sure that each work out feels like a team event, that we all have a goal of getting better and that we are supporting each other to reach that goal, no matter what our current fitness level is. 

    One of the complaints that I have heard about the Iron Pax Challenge is that it is not consistent with F3 in that way; that it puts the focus on the individual and even worse, ranks the individuals.  Some men  that aren’t at the top feel a sense of embarrassment or shame that they aren’t comparable to the guys at the top. You could make the same argument about the H8!  There’s certainly a sense of completing it and not completing it. 

    Personally I think competition like this is really important.  If you want to run faster, you have to run with faster guys.  In order to accelerate our fitness, we need to be in the back of the pack striving to get to the front.  I enjoy competition and I think it plays an important role in growth.  But I also think that it is important that we work hard to keep the sense of comradery and teamwork that all F3 workouts have.  The H8! Is something we all want to conquer and that we want to help each man conquer. 

    There are a couple of quotes that have stuck with me from the book “Run the Mile You are In:  Finding God in Every Step” by Ryan Hall, the American Record Holder in the half-marathon and the fastest American to ever run the Boston Marathon (2:04).  He said “Competition can be a beautiful thing if we are focused on making ourselves and others better and are not concerned about how we stack up with everyone else…..this is why comparisons in athletics and in life are so fruitless.  When we compare, we miss the joy of the journey as well as the joy of the achievement.”     

    Let’s make sure we keep pushing ourselves and each other, without compromising the joy of the journey.  A common motto at an F3 work out is that it’s “You against You”, and that is very true.  But it is also true that it is “Us against H8!”

  • No Peace Without War

    Like many of you, I’ve taken to reading and following David Goggins, whose story is both inspirational and at times, crushingly real. I won’t spoil any of it – the book is well worth the 20 bucks.

    One of Goggins’ guiding principles is the concept of going to war with yourself on a daily basis. He believes in challenging yourself, putting yourself in uncomfortable or impossible positions where you’ll be forced to make a decision to either quit or push through. Only by choosing to accept and push through the pain does real growth occur. This of course turns out to be a metaphor for life, where our ability to handle the difficult, the uncomfortable and the stuff no one else can do leads to true fulfillment.

    Today, as we set out on absolutely perfect morning, greeted by a breeze, temperatures in the 70’s, and a perfect sunrise, I borrowed some words of encouragement from his book. It’s only by giving more than we thought we had when we got there this morning that we grow. I think we all lived up to that today.

    Quick warmup of SSH, Hill Billies, Arm Circles and Mountain climbers, followed by a brisk run (thanks Catfish) to the base of the intersection.

    Once we arrived we partnered up for some 1. AMRAP Mary (to give the shoulders a break from Iron Pax) 2. sprints up and mosey down the levee.

    Once complete, we lined up for an Indian Run down the levee. Swept the 6, turned back for a Bataan Death March all the way back. As we got close, everyone was instructed to drop for burpees and sprint it out.

    We swept the 6 and headed back to the flag for some burpees to seal the deal as the clock struck 6:15. Moment of silence to focus on thankfulness for the present and how we could help others today. Surge led us out with the prayer for generosity.

  • 4 Years of F3 and You Could Look Like Me

    4 Years of F3 and You Could Look Like Me

    Four years ago in the gloom of the Peristyle, YHC was EHed by Heisenberg to check out this men’s only fitness group. Bubba’s Beatdown was all it took to keep YHC coming back for more. What better way to celebrate my anniversary than to recycle my first Q, which was at Okwata. Thank you to all of the PAX that posted today.

    W/U

    • SSH x 30
    • IW x 15
    • HB x 15
    • AC x 10 x 10
    • Peter Parker x 15
    • Parker Peter x 15
    • Self Love

    The Thang – Mosey to Canal blvd and partner up. PAX 1 will AMRAP while PAX 2 runs up Canal, bear crawl the median, and back down Canal. Switch.

    • Plank Jacks
    • Tempo Merkins – 2 count up, 2 count down
    • Step Ups
    • Dips

    Mosey back to the Lakefront area across from the fountain and circle up for the Lazy Q. Each PAX step into the middle and call an exercise to be performed for 22 Reps.

    Counterama, Namerama

    Announcements – Register for the IronPax Challenge. Pay attention to Mumble Chatter and emails for information regarding recovery efforts for our neighbors in Southwest Louisiana who are suffering from Hurricane Laura.

    NMM – Takeaways from today’s beatdown were not announced but included awareness or PTSD and Mission 22, a organization dedicated to Post Traumatic Stress and Traumatic Brain Injury, substance abuse and all of the issues veterans are facing today.

  • Dirty McH8

    w/u

    • SSH
    • IW
    • HB
    • MC
    • JL

    The Thang

    Mosey to the foot of Canal and face the H8. We will perform 12 reps of 3 exercises (chest, legs, core) and then run a lap of the H8 sans burpees (up the levee, bear crawl the neutral ground, down the levee, up the levee, bear crawl the neutral ground, down the levee).

    Since I waited too long to write my back blast, I forget the exercises but there were Merkins, Stagger merkins, diamond merkins, squats, lunges, bobby hurleys, LBCs, leg lifts, and some more. I hope I got the PAX correct.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish

  • Summer Cold Front?

    A bit late on the back blast, but better late than never to keep up the habit.

    Good crowd on this mid-June morning, most likely due to cooler than normal June temperatures with minimal humidity, enjoy while you can….

    Overall, this was a running running work out with a bit of boot camp breaks. Overall we tracked over 3.5 miles, didn’t really intend for that but alway more comfortable using my legs more than anything.

    Warm up

    5 Peter Parkers

    20 Windmills

    25 IW

    31 SSH

    20 Mountain Climbers

    First an 11 using canal street OOC lane/levee, sit ups at bottom, squats up top

    Then across the street to the Lakefront for say a suicide Route 66  Burpee exercise?

    Start at light pole 0,  run to light pole 1,  then 1 burpee

    Return to light pole 0 and go to lightpole 2 and do 2 corresponding burpees

    Repeat to 10

    Planned for Mary at the flag but time was out….

    Normal closing ceremonies.

    Many thanks for the opportunity to lead and putting up with he cardio, definitely need to Q more.

    See you on the radio.

    Dave Dauterive

  • Everybody H8s Okwata

    The Q Sheet has been updated and there is plenty of room to Q Okwata. Join us at the “Wide Water”. Today we reminisced on some of the “Best Of’s” to ever grace the Lakefront Sunrise.

    W/U

    • Mosey around the fountain > Butt Kicks > Karaoke > High Knees > Karaoke
    • SSH x 25
    • IW x 25
    • AC x 10 x 10
    • MC x 20
    • JL x 10

    The Thang(s)

    • H8 (2-3 Laps) – Each lap consists of running south to the top of the levee, crossing canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running south to the bottom of the levee, cross canal and run north to the top of the levee, cross canal (bear crawling the neutral ground), running north down the levee and back across canal to the starting point.  At the starting point you do a descending burp and merk pyramid starting at 8 (burpee with 8 merkins, burpee with 7 merkins, …..burpee with 1 merkin)
    • Top 40 – Exercise is 4 sets, 10 reps, alternate sides of the levee for each set. The exercise chosen was for the originator of the Top 40, Irish Jackasses.
    • Murph – 10 Pull Ups, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats; run a lap up & down the levee. Complete as many rounds as possible in 10 minutes.
    • Mary at the flag – Crunchy Frogs, Dying Cockroaches, LBCs

    Couterama, Namerama, Naming of the FNG (another Chalmation!), COT

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,

    Da Parish