F3 New Orleans

Tag: The Uptowner

  • 2 T-shirts are warm when it’s freezing – from Fracsac

    3 Pax made a choice to take the DRP on their journey to get right and posted in a freezing 32 degrees gloom where the cold north wind made it feel like it was in the 20’s. With a shovel flags planted, disclaimer was given, then:

    Spoiler alert: If you attended Hand Grenada’s Rock City beat down, you saw this one before with a few modifications

    Warmup by starting a mosey on the outside mile track stopping first for:

    The Motivator
    If you don’t know what this is, you should discover it. It’s like SSH on steroids. It’s a great warmup.

    Continue mosey. Next stop, 10 burpees OYO

    Continue mosey. Next stop, merkins IC x 20

    Continue mosey. Next stop, 10 burpees OYO

    Continue mosey to the rock pile.

    DirtyMacDeuce: 4 sets of 3 x 12 rep exercises (legs arms and core)

    Round 1: SSH, IW, Merkins
    Run to the infamous 200 wood fence and back (approximately 1/4 mile)

    Grab a rock

    Round 2: Curls, 8 count body builders, Flutter kicks
    Run

    Round 3: OH presses, diamond Merkins, LBC
    Run

    Round 4: Rows, burpees, wide arm Merkins
    Run

    Lagniappe

    Curls x 15
    OH presses x 15
    Rows x 15
    Catalina wine mixers IC x 10
    Run

    Mary

    LBC’s
    Freddie Mercury
    Tin snips

    Mosey back to flag and plank for 45 seconds

    COT

    NMM

    • YHC was born and raised in North Dakota, but still not going to post in t-shirt and shorts in freezing temps. JV says he had 2 shirts on though…..
    • We still managed to get 2.3 miles for RCR and Patriot Challenge. JV doesn’t think it’s wise to run after the motivator. No comment, still thinking about the t-shirt and shorts in freezing temps.
    • Having the weight marked on the rocks is awesome. Thanks Mahatma
    • Coffeteria attended by more pax than what posted. Great as always.

    SYITG

  • 10 Years Better – from Fracsac

    6 Pax made a choice on the first day of 2021, a choice to take the DRP on the journey to get right. YHC gave a disclaimer, then moseyed half the track and back on the field for:

    Warmup
    Imperial Walkers IC x 10
    Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    Grass Grabber IC x 10
    Arm Circles IC x 20 (10 fwd and 10 back)

    Merkins x 10
    Wide arm x 10
    Diamond x 10

    Mosey to rock pile

    Hello Dolly IC x 10
    Flutter kick IC x 10
    LBC IC x 10

    Mosey to field

    SSH IC x 10
    Peter Parker IC x 10
    Mountain climbers IC x 10

    Mosey to bleacher area

    EMOM burpees – 10 minutes x 10 every minute on the minute.

    Mosey to hill

    Jacob’s ladder up to 5 Burpees on top of hill. Monkey Humpers x 5 each time at base of hill.

    Mosey back to rock pile (8 count body builders waiting on 6)

    People’s Chair on fence. Each Pax calls out a name that should be present. Each Pax went twice, equivalent of about 90 seconds.

    Mosey back to flag
    8 count body builders IC x 10 to close it out.

    COT – prayer of gratitude for F3 that started 10 years ago, and that we will be guided to find those that need it.

    It was a great way to kick of The New Year of 2020 won……Uh um….2021…..

    NMM

    • Two flags and the Freedom Hammer were present. One Flag was carried the whole route and planted prior to each evolution.

    • We did a good bit of the original workout from the BB shared by OBT. Some things were intentionally left out, and some were intentionally added. MABA!

    • The following was read at the Jacob’s Ladder – “Blood, Sweat, Toil & Beer (to bastardize a great phrase) will breed a deep regard called Brotherhood. If you give yourselves to this endeavor, you will find it, and it will find you. I hope you reach a point today or next Saturday – where you want to quit. So, in the union of men, “you against you” becomes a public and/or common struggle. It’s here you will see there is much more in you that you’ve withheld – or in your weakness you’ve rationalized away.
    It’s time, but if you don’t care, we won’t care either. What’s it gonna be, son??”

    • That’s 115 Burpees + 10 x 8 count body builders done!

    • It was challenging to find a place for coffeteria at 0630 on New Years Day!

    • EH someone that needs F3 as much as you did!

    Thanks for posting with me and for allowing me to be part of something incredible!

    SYITG

  • The HC’s of Christmas – from Fracsac

    While most of F3 NOLA fartsacked, 2 Pax committed to posting for a Christmas morning beat down. After a disclaimer there was a mosey to the rock pile to grab a rock.

    Warmup
    IW, GG, AV, SSH, AC

    The Thang

    8 count rock builders x 10
    Curls x 12
    Rows x 12
    Elf on the shelf left x 12
    Elf on the shelf right x 12
    OH press x 12
    Rifle carry rock 50 yards

    Rinse and Repeat 3 times

    Mary with Pax taking turns calling exercise

    Catalina wine mixers x 10

    Curl x 10 to seal the deal while returning the rock.

    COT

    It was a great way to kick off Christmas!

    SYITG

  • Christmas in the Gazebo – from Rudy

    Thank you BooBoo for reminding me that I had the Q, as I’m not usually a regular Uptowner. But that prompt served as a much needed kick in the rear, as I’ve been quite guilty of repeated fart-sacking (aka “shorty-ing”) of late.

    So – here we are, around a flag, shivering and shaking, looking at the puddles of mud everywhere. What better way to start a Friday am! 12 folks joined in the fun – so with a quick disclaimer, we were off to the rocks.

    Quick warm up cycle – YHC finds that he *really* needs the sllloooowwww Windmills to get started. But lets grab a rock and head to the Gazebo – Mahatma style (no resting rocks on shoulders! carry ’em!)

    The Thang:

    Christmas Songs! Yay! YHC queued up his Spotify Playlist (including favorites like Destiny’s Child, Queen, Run DMC, Vonda Shepard and more). While we celebrate the coming holidays, we’ll run through 10 sets 3 times (yes, a total of 30 sets. PAX math skills need help early in the am). Each set: 45 seconds then 15 seconds of work (yes, 30 sets each for 1 minute equals 30 minutes of work).

    Shoulder Press, Lunge, Curl, Big Boy Situps, Burpees, Rows, Squat Jumps, Bench Press, Box Cutters and finish up with the Irish Jack Ass (thanks, Screwtop, for introducing me to these – they really kick my ass. 45 seconds of them? Yeah right – something for me to strive for…)

    Back to the Rock pile, and back to the flag.

    Welcome aboard “Ring of Fire” (though I’m regretting not going with “Sunshine”. But such is life.).

  • Leg-Free Bad Boy Day – from Rudy

    Looking for ideas, YHC was stunned to realize that April 30th was the 60th birthday of the original Bad Boy: Isaiah Thomas of the Detroit Pistons. This definitely made me feel old. How can he be 60 already? Surely I cannot really be that old? But alas, things are what they are. But to remember the 60 year old “Bad Boys”, YHC decided on a 6-6-6 workout.

    5:30: Disclaimer, then mosey to the rock pile to find a friend. YHC has been dealing with hip pain, so this was going to very very heavy on upper body. Choose wisely. Head to the field.

    Warm Up: SSH, Plank-o-rama, some stretching.

    The Thang: 6 Exercises. 6 Sets. 6 Reps. Starting at Tree 0 – Rifle carry your rock to Tree 1 for the first set. Then on to Tree 2. Tree 3. Back to Tree 2. Tree 1. Finish up at Tree 0 with your 6th set. Plank. No really, none of this lolly-gagging and catching your breath when you finish. Plank. Active recovery. There will be time for real recovery when the 6 arrives.

    The exercises. All are Compound Movements (Thinking of you Milkman…)

    * Rock Burpees.
    * Curls: Up, Down, Straight arm Up, Down
    * Bench Press: lie down. Over your head. Straight up, down to chest, back up, back to overhead.
    * Elf on a Shelf
    * Row to Deadlift
    * Big Boy Situps

    That took much longer than anticipated, so we had time to return the rocks (rifle carry back to the pit) and head back to the flag.

    Thank you all for the opportunity to lead. Thanks to Boo Boo for the reminder the night before that I had the Q! And Happy Birthday to Bad Boy Thomas (# 11), as well as Happy Birthday to the great state of Louisiana.

  • NDFF – A Pontiff Original

    7 Pax posted for an Old School Uptowner brought by YHC. A disclaimer was given, followed by a short mosey to the rock pile.

    Warmup

    • IW IC x 15
    • Abe Vigodas IC x 10
    • Grass Grabbers IC x 10
    • Bat wings

    Grab the rock and Cusak, aka rifle carry, to open field where YHC has some cones set up for 11’s. There was song and the Pax was filled with joy, until we got to where we were going.

    1 x 8 count rock builders on one end, bear crawl 30 yards, 10 x big boi sit-ups, bear crawl back.

    After round 4, where 4 x 8 counts and 7 big boi sit-ups were reached, all pax fingers were numb. YHC called an audible and changed to rifle carry in place of bear crawl.

    Circle up for rock work – IC

    • Curls x 10
    • Rows x 10
    • Elf on the shelf – left x 10
    • Flutter kicks x 10
    • Elf on the shelf – right x 10

    Return the rocks and mosey back to the flag.

    COT

    NMM

    • The temperature yesterday and today looked the same, but the frost suggested it was far worse today.
    • North Dakota Finger Freeze was a hit – a hit to the fingers. YHC may have been presented the finger if the PAX had any feeling left in theirs. Some of the Mumblechatter was rather vulgar.
    • Coffeteria was great, making the beat down worthwhile.


      Thanks for posting with me today, and for allowing me to be a part of such a great organization.

      SYITG

  • Get Up, Stand Up, Jump Up

    Five pax warmed up on the Pontiff football field to usual exercises:  SSH, grass grabbers, windmill, peter parker, mountain climbers, arm circles, personal favorite single leg balance knee thrusts R/L

    Moseyed two laps on track with sprints on the straights.

    Grabbed one-handed rocks and proceeded to north field.

    7’s

    • Turkish Get Ups – flat on back, rise to standing straight, then sit/lay back down, with rock held outstretched straight throughout all reps
    • John Travolta’s in middle x 7 to and fro (raise rock and cross diagonal to opposite foot and back again R/L, L/R)
    • 8-counts at other end

    Jumped rope 30 secs, 45 secs, 60 secs intervals

    Back to flag for COT, prayer, etc.

  • Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

    Conditions:

    Clear, 73 degrees, Feels like 74, Humidity 86%, Wind 3mph from SW

    Warm-up:

    IW x 31; Grass Grabbers x 15; Low Slow Squats x 20; Merkins x 30; Peter Parkers x 25; Bat Wings (Everything x 22 except MNNs x 31)

    The Thang:

    Wall Work:  Ascending Testicles; Balls to the Wall; Plank Walk x 15; Shoulder Taps x 15; Hip Slappers x 15

    Proceed to Rock Pile for 10! (Squats, Curls, Shoulder Presses)

    Repeat Wall Work

    Proceed to the Football Field for 100 yard Bear Crawls x 4

    NMM:

    • I was not planning on doing Bat Wings during the warm-up.  Don’t want to be too predictable.  But, I couldn’t help it.
    • I was not planning on doing so many bear crawls.  Don’t want to be too predictable.  But I couldn’t help it.
    • We welcomed FNG Cake Boss.  T-Claps to Rudy for the EH.  Unfortunately Cake Boss was only visiting the area.  He headed back to Jersey after the workout.  He just graduated from American University where he ran track and Cross-Country.  His PR for the 5K is in the 15 minute range.  Rudy is working on making sure he needs to be in New Orleans for work the third Wednesday of every July.

  • Honoring the Nine Fallen

    Ten men came to Pontiff to honor nine fallen service members who perished in a training accident on July 27, 2020.

    Warmup

    After the standard F3 disclaimer, a mosey to the rock pile for a warmup all in cadence x27: SSH, IW, MC, GG, and PJ

    Thang

    After the warmup, the PAX selected a rock and moseyed to the 50-yard line of the football field for the following nine exercises x27, all in cadence, with a sprint to opposing goal lines between exercises:

    Round 1- Overhead presses 1:1

    Round 2-Jump Squats- 1:1

    Round 3- Curls 1:1

    Round 4- Dying Cockroaches 2:1

    Round 5- Squat Presses 1:1

    Round 6- Diamond Merkins 1:1

    Round 7- Chest Presses 2:1

    Round 8- Prisoner Lunges 2:1

    Round 9- Rows 2:1

    After completing the above, PAX circled for what YHC calls a RING OF NAPALM:

    PAX held Al Gore while the lead PAX began 2 is 1 Bonnie Blairs, which eventually became 4-count Bonnie Blairs.  At the fifth exercise, the next PAX in the circuit began his ten exercises.

    PAX held leg lifts, while the lead PAX began 4-count observations.  At the fifth exercise, the next PAX in the circuit began his ten exercises.

    PAX held the plank of their choice while the lead PAX began 2 is 1 T-pushups.  At the fifth exercise, the next PAX in the circuit began his ten exercises. 

    Upon completion, PAX moseyed back to the rock pile to return the rocks, then back to the flag. 

    COT: Announcements, intentions, prayer, and named the FNG (Short-n-Sweet). Mahatma led the group in the pledge of allegiance.  Thanks to Vagabond for a grand flag!