Tag: The Uptowner

  • The Train is Stopped! – from Mahatma

    Alarm goes off – eyes open thanks given for the gift of another day – up get ready…..receive a text from Hokie something is up! Check the Q list : YHC is on deck! Grab the speaker and head out the door game plan on the road.
    11 pax in the pin – speaker in hand disclaimer given as a walk thru – let’s Geaux

    Warm Up
    Scantron
    Side Lunge
    Mnt man pooper
    SSH
    Slow AbVagoda
    God Mornings

    Red Barchetta
    100 SSH
    75 BBS
    50 Merkins
    25 Sqts
    10 Burpee

    Mosey to the bleacher deck rows on the bar
    Mosey to the S&M playpen : 365
    3 Burpee
    6 Box Jumps
    5 Rounds

    Mosey to the mini levee next to the old folks playhouse – Indian Merkin (note from Bogey for the next time).

    Mosey to the wall on side the Yutes gym:
    Wallsit hands out
    Then in cadence wall slap raises
    Running Man
    Merkins
    Several rinse and repeats

    Pax cat fight leading to several song changes and penalty burpees

    2 rounds balls to the wall with modified sqts in between

    Mosey to the field for 1 round of Bearcrawls

    Head to COT

  • No OYO – Teamwork – March Mental Awareness – from Hokie

    YHC awakened to the sound of rain which does not align with dry feet

    I then arrived at The Uptowner with a sparse crowd as 0530 approached

    YHC announced March as Mental Awareness Month and started warm ups with TWO slow Vigodas… there were twice as many suicides as murders… that is scary!

    We then were surprised as a carload of 6 appeared so we once again implored the Pax to reach out and check on folks this month

    Positive Mental Awareness Beatdown

    Bogey
    Buxton
    Disclaimer
    Fast Tax
    Heisenberg
    Hokie
    Mahatma
    Spidie (FNG at beginning of our workout)
    Super Dooper Cooper
    Tenderloin
    The Architect
    T-Rex

    Another year is upon us and in the tradition of F3, another March Mental Battle Month!

    TToe to Y x 14 – LA ranked 14th Highest Prevalence of Mental Illness (that is up from 18th)

    Imperial Walkers x 22 – vets/day who lose the mental battle – 22 veterans commit suicide EVERY DAY. Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America.

    After warmup, partner up.

    Each set will have stats about mental health and workplace mental health. The workout will be in the form of a Dora 123. As you are working with a partner (No OYO), each stat is doubled.

    Pax 1 will run across field while Pax 2 starts exercise…. With a twist…. I set 11 alarms, whenever the alarm sounds, we ALL do Burpees until Mahatma announces he is finished then continue…

    Round 1 –

    50,000,000 adult Americans experienced mental illness

    56% of employees spend time looking for another job.

    27,000,000 Americans with mental illness are unable to receive treatment.

    100 Lunges each leg (2 is 1)
    112 Hand Release Merkins
    54 Low Slow Squats

    Round 2 –

    60% of employees do not feel their management helps them to deal with stress.

    33% of employees can’t afford their healthcare costs.

    80% of employees reported feeling emotionally drained by their work.

    120 Big Boy Sit ups
    66 Burpees
    160 Stars each leg (2 is 1)

    This resulted in 110 -ish burpees at alarm settings (at least for Mahatma) plus 33- ish each Pax

    I love each of you! Mental battles are real and there is no reason to feel ashamed! Please reach out for help if you need help.

    If you or someone you know needs immediate help, please reach out to 800-273-8255.

    Till next time.

    Special thank you to all who endured and to our three single digit Pax… Super Duper Cooper, T-Rex and Spidey (our newest and youngest Pax!)

  • RUNCAJUNRUN AND ULTIMATE FRISBEE – from PVC

    SLOW RUN AROUND THE OUTSIDE TRACK WITH EXERCISES EACH QUARTER OF A MILE.

    ULTIMATE FRISBEE FOR 2ND HALF

    COT

  • To Run or not to Run… – from Bogey

    Disclaimer/Mosey to Rock pile/Brief Warmup – Circle of Arms(F&B), AV’s, SSH’s, PP&PP, Self Love/Grab a rock for multiple reps( I said multiple reps HG)…
    The Thang…
    Down the Ladder starting at 14 in cadence with rock, decreasing by 2 each round – Shoulder Press, Curls, Squats, Rows, & Burpees.
    To the track – quick audible due to small pax…always running in one direction( counter clock) passing the frisbee…with every drop 3 burpees for the pax. Hit 48 burpees(104 in total) and 6:15am.
    COT – thank God McGyver is back and please watch over all the Ivanites tonight. Gratitude for giving me the opportunity and the strength to pay it forward.

  • Life by Burpee – from Heisenberg

    Warm-up IC IW x20, Abe Vigoda 15, Grass Grabbers x 15, SSH x 31, Arm Circles x 20, 8-Count Body Builders x 10

    The Thangs:
    Alternating Lunge Walks/Bear Crawls with five burpees at each of the ten cones for 100 yards

    Mosey to locked fence and back to endzone for . . . . .

    Death by Burpees – With one-minute rounds we started with one burpee, and added a burpee with each successive minute. The first 5 minutes were almost a waste of time. Minutes 6-10 were a little more exciting as the time available for rest continued to decline. I ran out of time at round 12. I am not sure if anyone made it past round 14. Rudy insisted we complete round 15. Rudy has developed an affinity for burpees.

    Back across the field to use up the remaining 10 or so minutes.
    LBC, Flutter Kicks, LBT’s, Low Slow Squats, Monkey Humpers, Wife Pleasers, American Hammers and 10 more burpees.

    TClaps to Triple Shift for doing much of the above with a sandbag.

    I executed approximately 160 burpees bringing my 2023 burpee total to 1400

  • Twelfth Day of Burpees – from Mayhem

    Twelfth Day of Christmas – Three Kings Day
    All exercises to be done in multiples of 3 or 12 in recognition of the day

    Conditions: Damp and 46 degrees
    16 PAX strong for a VQ
    Disclaimer and mosey

    Warmups (and the start of the whining):
    12×2 SSH
    12×2 Grass Grabbers
    12 AbeVagoodas
    12 Arm Circles
    12 Reverse Arm Circles
    12 Peter Parkers
    12 Parker Peters

    Round of Circle Burps (17 burpees)

    To the hill
    Modified Burp Back Mountain
    Backwards up the hill, forward down the hill

    Round 1
    6x
    9 burpees (54 burpees)
    9 merkins
    Mary

    Round 2
    3x
    6 burpees (18 burpees)
    6 squats
    Mary

    Round 3
    3x
    6 burpees (18 burpees)
    6 SSH
    Mary

    Burpee Merkin back to the flag (1 burpee)

    Mission accomplished
    Burpee total: 108 (divisible by both 3 and 12)

    COT
    Proud to lead this group of men today
    It’s my first and last VQ but won’t be my last Q

  • Frac Had A Heart Attack! – from Charmin

    YHC has been meaning to Q and to lead for a little while now so when I saw the Q sheet was empty for today I decided to grab it. I also had some songs in mind so I was itching to Q.

    Warm o Rama with some of the regulars.

    SSH x 20
    IW x 20
    Hillbillies x 20
    Grass Grabbers x 15
    Peter Parkers x 10
    Parker Peters x 10

    Songs:

    The monkey and the rabbit

    2 Monkey Humpers when you hear Monkey
    2 Bunny Hops when you hear Rabbit
    1 Good Morning when you hear Lion
    Seal Claps otherwise

    Contact by Phish
    1 Burpee when you hear the Road (24 Total Burpees)
    10 Burpees when you hear “it’s been towed”
    Morracan Night Clubs otherwise

    Dora
    67 Burpees
    200 Squats
    300 LBC’s
    Timer is one person running to 50 yards and back

    Wave of Merkins
    Circle up, get into plank position, first person does one merkin, then the next person to the right does a merkin, stay in plank position the entire time otherwise. Should look like a wave flowing around the circle, until you get back to the first person who then performs 2 merkins, repeat all the way up to 6 Merkins thanks to Mahatma’s encouragement.

    Frac ended up having a “heart attack” at the end with ~5 minutes left. The pax, while realizing the situation was pretend, knew what to do. Kenner Brah understood the assignment a little too well but other than that I think we are mostly prepared incase someone has a heart attack.

    We debriefed the situation in the COT.

  • 12 Days of Fitmas – from Bolt

    9:00 pm Thursday night seeing an empty Q sheet, I decided to grab the Q as site Q but not via the sheet, figuring at that hour all the good pax were fast asleep and it was time for a Fitmas beatdown. Arriving about two minutes before Mahatma and announcing it would b Fitmas to which Mahatma grumbled something about, “if the site Q would…”
    …my mind drifted away and YHC then asked for a show of hands for Fitmas with/out rocks and two of nine votes were FOR rocks—rocks it is! Off to the rock pile for warmup.
    SSH (20), Abe SLOWgodas, IW, Nancy Kerrigan/Tanya Harding arm circles (forward/back, alternating single foot) chinooks, MNC (all 15x), self love (10); Toy soldiers, Hairy Rockettes (15x). Carry rocks to hill by dog park and perform reps equal to the day number followed by the previous days:
    Day 1: Mosey across the hill with Rick back and forth as days are added
    Day 2: Diamond merkins
    Day3: Blockees
    Day 4: Reverse Lunges (2:1, no coupon)
    Day 5: Squat Thrusters, coupon
    Day 6: Box Cutters
    Day 7: Tricep coupon presses
    Day 8: Plank Jacks
    Day 9: Overhead coupon presses
    Day 10: Big Boy sit-ups
    Day 11: Lying Block presses
    Day 12: Mtn. Climbers

    My watch recorded a max heart rate of 179; I hope the other pax had similar results. Upon completion I was wet, muddy, oxygen deprived and honored for the chance to lead.