Iron Pax week 4: We’re all super ants!  – from Russo
Iron Pax week 4: We’re all super ants! – from Russo

Iron Pax week 4: We’re all super ants! – from Russo

Date:2021-10-02
QIC:Russo
PAX:FNG, Freon, Bean, Swoll Patrol, Hammer, PickAx, Zoolander, Jose 10K, Tanked Up, Grundy, Steve, Bends,

Pretty nice weather, a little on the humid side, but that’s picking nits, for the final week of the 2021 Iron Pax at the Lakefront this morning.

Between a storm, a sinus infection, and vacation, YHC has been MIA for most of this year’s IPC, so my goal was to at least proctor and attempt some of the fun this week.

As we gathered, Tanked Up took things to that next level with a (homemade) tee showing off his Raider Pride. Any Rummel alumni worth his salt (admittedly not much) knows the story of the Super Ants: an underdog Raider football team defeated the might Chalmette Owls (!!!) back in the day, and the moniker Super Ants made it into the newspaper write up (remember those?). From them on, a super ant is anyone that displays courage, heart, fight, and a motor that never quits (all characteristics of your typical college football “possession receiver”). Think Don Beebe running down Leon Lett. Danny Amendola. Abram Booty. Any Iowa receiver.

I digress, but this week there was a colony of super ants that gave an incredible effort and pushed themselves HARD in the gloom.

Pre Thang
Quick warmup of seal jacks, cherry pickers, toe touches, and mummy kicks approx. 10x each, all IC)

Thang
A descending ladder, each set 25 reps, with a 25 yard run, followed by three burpees, and then 25 yards back for the next round of 25 reps.

Rounds were:
8 sets of curls (200 total)
7 sets of squats (175 total, you get the picture)
6 sets of overhead presses
5 sets of kettle bell swings
4 sets of merkins
3 sets of thrusters
2 sets of Bonnie Blair’s
1 set of blockers

Finish those, and you work your way back up the ladder, times for a total of 52:30.

Major T claps to Grundy and Tanked up for setting the pace, but incredible effort and very little resting (excluding YHC) from what I saw.

A mosey back from the Shaft and a COT closed us out with name-o-rama, announcements (F3/FIA mixer on the 21st and NOLA convergence on the 16th), and a prayer. Special appearance by Speedy and Cowbell, while Bean, Swoll Patrol, and an FNG had to scamper out early.

Much respect to Zoolander for commandeering the coupons and markers and helping to coordinate this week. It was very much appreciated.

Raider Pride and SYITG