We were all FNGs once…BUT….IF….you’ve been an F3 Northshore FNG recently, making your first post at the most logical AO, the Mandeville Lakefront, you’ve experienced some extreme H8 from on-Q-high. Of course, I would never mention any Qs by name…but a few nicknames come to mind: Turbo (extreme H8), Maverick (he called it “a sampling” of H8), and who could forget Bushwacker and his “animal planet” on what had to be the longest set of city blocks in all of Mandeville (I attribute my slow typing to the blisters on my fingers from bear crawling). And, there may have been another obstacle course beatdown sprinkled somewhere in there, but YHC cant remember that one very well. To make a long story short, there seems to have been some sort of Challenge or Race at each Saturday morning beatdown this summer. So YHC figured with all this H8, it was time for some LOVE. So here’s how it went:
Warmarama
SSH, Imperial Walkers, High Knees, Butt Kicks. x 15 all IC. Then off we go for some fun and games. Mosey to the Great Lawn…
Thang:
45 Minute game of Ultimate Frisbee with some school yard smack talkin’ mixed in. It was awesome! YHC felt like a kid out there. Raise your hand if you’ve said, “Losers walk” in the last 30 years. The game went great–we had some diving catches, some nice throws, some blocked passes and deflections. Even Chris Berman and Tom Jackson would have been impressed if they had seen the full speed, Sportscenter-esque collision between Assets and TankedUp. Relieved that no one was “Jacked Up” after the collision, YHC called “next point wins.” With a quick score by the Shirts (the Skins fell asleep because the rest of the game was such a blowout), it was time to mosey back to the Flag for some Mary:
Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollys, Putins, Rower Sit-ups, and Leg Raises.
Countarama, Namorama, and YHC prayed us out.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead, men. I appreciate it.
